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>>36776879
I wish I did. It would have been the dream probably. I moved throughout my life so it was impossible.

I did but things got complicated between us.

>>36776879

I did, but eventually I moved away from her. Never saw her again.

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>>36776857
Feel a little shitty, want to go back to sleep. How are you, Remilia?

Why did you make another thread? The other one is still on the board.

>>36776994
I can't go outside anymore for some reason. Talking to people is fine. But I end up crying. And i'm scared of everything

A day after my born

When I became with obsessed with a half slav/korean on /r9k/ who is actually a guy posting pics of random girls.

>>36776852
>Where did your life go wrong fellow robots?
Somewhere in the childhood. I was withdrawn child who spent his time reading encyclopedias and drawing random stuff. Because of that i gradually become more and more distant from people until i became full outcast.

>>36776843
There is no point in doing any of these drugs if you are just going to sit at home.

>>36776889
I don't think I have the balls to go outside and do acid, who knows what the fuck I would or get up to? I've done it once and had a bad experience with it so I would prefer to chill at home for that same reason.

Are you saying it would be wasted on me? Because if so, I don't care it's for me not you.

>>36776843
mate you need to really back up and do some research

MDMA is neurotoxic if you use it more than once every few months.
LSD is an intense commitment, lasts 12 hours, can really fuck you up, and not something you just "do" one weekend.

just smoke weed, it seems to suit your specifications. don't be a retard and turn yourself retarded with some drug or drug habit you just decided to do casually

Why do you think cuckolding is a thing

>>36776730
yes, i wanna fight. they are alpha only by sociale tricks.

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>>36776730
I want to no longer have life in me.

Please anons? There was one like it with Flandre as well! Pls anons I need it

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I'll help you, if you reply to this post calling yourself a dumb, worthless retard who can't perform even simple, basic tasks.

>>36777967
I'm a dumb, worthless retard who can't perform even simple, basic tasks.

>lusting over a hoe

Come on man

>>36776830
But she's loyal to her bf. She's the antithesis of a hoe.

>>36776868
seen her nudes
her tits/pussy are hot and she looks like she can suck a mean dick

>>36776677
Because you guys have retarded logic.

>>36776689
This. I feel like /v/ and /pol/ get made fun of more though because their logic is even more retarded.

Because /r9k/ is a shit hole with no board topic. It's infested with disgusting pieces of humanity whose only goal is to circle jerk in a pit of sadness and despair and anyone posting something constructive is met with autism, mockery, and disdain all while their post is dismissed.

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>>36776655
oh cool tripple dubs ay

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but no really why do they make my dick diamond? I think something is wrong with me

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Yeah this really makes me hard.

What does pygeum do famalam?

Pygeum is good shit. If you can get some clomiphene and cabergoline you will be the cookie monster of fapping. I'm nutting 5 times in one night and dehydrated because I lose so much fluid.

>>36776602
It's used for mitigating BPH (enlarged prostste), but it also increases the amount of precum you make. makes sense desu.

>>36776568
I'm surprised she didn't laugh you out of the conversation after dropping such high grade autism like that. Holy fuck

>>36776568
I'm not taking it too seriously recently and now I'm too autistic to know what to reply to a girl I'm actually interested in

>>36776696
I've found that not taking it seriously at all has improved my conversations at the very least

>>36776529
Make a deal with him where you both kill her then fuck each other.

Rape him and turn him gay, then take the girl

>>36776529
mortally wound him, make the girl declare her love for you, leave him for dead, conquer a city and make the woman the queen of it
bonus points if you get the reference

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Do you have a cute butt at least?

>>36776462
Just become a trap~

Would you pass if you did HRT?

>>36776432
Yeah, I'll just go outside, find some girl I've never spoken to in somewhere like a park, and just start a conversation. All while being ugly.
Why are you trying to get me arrested?

>>36776550
You're afraid of getting arrested for talking to people? Oh boy you're a fucking pussy.

>>36776613
lol such an obvious trolll gtfo

That's how it's pronounced you retard

>>36776394
It's probably French

>why do burgers pronounce burger names with burger grammar and burger accents

gee who knows