>mfw i just found out my best friend and i love the same girl

>>36776529
Make a deal with him where you both kill her then fuck each other.

Rape him and turn him gay, then take the girl

>>36776529
mortally wound him, make the girl declare her love for you, leave him for dead, conquer a city and make the woman the queen of it
bonus points if you get the reference

Fuck each other and confuse her

>>36776529
Concede defeat since you don't stand a chance against a real male

>>36776529
Funny this is how i lost my best friend last week

kill him
you don't need friends

I don't think there is any other girl like her out there man.
> cute
> loves animu
> kinky as fuck

>>36776606
End up killed by friends stepbrother

>>36776966
Seems really familiar but i can't think straight right now

>>36776529
OP chances are neither of you will get the girl, and even then if one of you do, it probably won't work. Your two options are:

>Just let him have her, saving your friendship
>Compete with him for her, risk ruining your entire friendship only for him to get her or neither of you getting her

The smartest option will be to just forget her.

>>36776529
>try to get her
>realize she "prefers" your friend (never actually considered you)
>get invited at his place or hers, their fuck place
>find the panties in the bath room
>...
>???
>glorious fap
>get caught
>lose friend
>be known as the perv

>>36777618
This is the only route ahead of you, OP

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>this happens to me
>friend gives up for a week, I start making moves
>he changes his mind
>I tell him that I'm going for her now
>he says he'll leave the race to not ruin our friendship
>other friend starts chasing girl as well but he claims he's just going for being her friend
>girl eventually tells me that she sees me as a friend
>fastforward a few months and she now never wants to see me ever again
>friends never got anything either

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>>36776966
>>36776606
It is nice to see such cultured people post here.