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I'd ask if knew how to eat logs from Andy Sixxes anus.

I don't think that they would care >>>/adv/

They'd dry up quicker than a god damn jelly fish buried in salt

forgot to add

>namelet

>>36796169
>>manlet
>>dicklet
>>wristlet
>>hairlet
>>handlet
>>voicelet
>>skinlet
>>shoulderlet
>>noselet
>>eyelet
>>jawlet
>>moneylet
>>weightlet
>>reasonforlivinglet

Those ones.

>Postlet

>>36796055(checked)
not real you tard

>>36797149
I honestly don't even know the rules of R9K.

I just arrived here somehow three months ago and I think I got lost. Everything's a blur of color and dicks. I haven't had a coherent thought in weeks and I think there's some kind of weird fungus growing between my toes.

how do i get a bellatrix gf?

>>36795999
I can't wait for the civil war these dumb goys are pushing for so hard finally comes, not only will they not have free healthcare, they won't have access to any healthcare, and all of their fat diabetic cancerous asses are going to die quickly without access to their meds.

Ironically pretending to be a drumpf hater is less cringeworthy than voting for Trump.

So you're atleast making progress..now go back to pol and has gas chamber yourself.

>>36796022
The right want a civil war too, only jews like you like the current system.

Holy fuck just transition.

You are already prettier than most girls. I'd fuck you tbqh if you were in a dress no homo bro.

>>36795956
>Why can't I get a kawaii gf?
Because you should be looking for a bf

>>36795956

Maybe you're intimidating?
If that's you, 8/10
Some of us women prefer pretty men
Maybe your personality sucks?
Not really much information to go by

Bump, surely there are other medicated bipolar robots here

>>36795942
Talk to your doctor man. If the tremors are normal she'll tell you when they end. If they aren't normal she'll switch the medication. Don't ask the fuckwits here about it.

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tfw no crazy bipolar gf

hahahHA xDD BAZONGO! xD :)

DAMN dude I thought I was the only one.

Those dumb normies can't relate to our nerd humor XD.

This show proves that even a gay retard can find love in this world.

>>36795816

Lmao I think I might personally go for some 4" sneakers. I'm not even short, but I want to see how it feels to be 6'+

>>36795816
lol
Origami salami

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People will notice when your legs start at their chests

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>>36795815
Wow, I wish you good luck, anon.

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>>36795815
Good luck anon dont ruin it

>>36795815
Is this a joke?

I'm so original

>>36795775
>i look liek a chad
you ugly fuck ahahah

>>36795775
Chicks dig Blind Guardian shirts. Get you one of those.

>>36795775
Do your homework you little turd get off my board.

>>36795703
at the porn shop? can't buy yourself a new 17'' black dildo?

>>36795703
>Some poster literally complains about a girl giving him mixed signals at a party
>Tell him he's normie b/c robots can't function at parties
>He compares me to some kid in his class who pretends to be antisocial
Whew

>>36795779
Yep. I just don't understand there is reddit and /b/ like can we at least have this board ffs

>>36795650
How it feels to lick a butthole?

>>36795650
Ya whats better is getting a hard ass fucked good by a big fat thick ass dick

>>36795683
That feels good too. Get a gf and lick each other's butthole.

>>36795640
Is this thread an example of what goes through a ledditors mind?

>>36795640
if you assume to do the surgery twice then you assume you survive the first one, after which the chance will just be 50% again

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>>36795640
>Reddit

Origianioa

>>36795633
It's just something for attention whoring edgy roasties to ""relate"" to. Anybody who is genuinely depressed enough to kill themselves wouldn't purposefully make themselves the center of attention.

Never saw it, only the faggotry from the media about teen suicide idealation

normie trash with terrible acting

>>36795612
i dont even check it anymore, its too awkward and kinda sad

>>36795612
I turn wall posting off and hide my birthday, so no one will know.

>>36795612

I dont know how men get above 100 friends. Can you sign up to some fucking list ran by pajeets or something.