>have normiebook because of college reasons >its my birthday

>>36795612
i dont even check it anymore, its too awkward and kinda sad

>>36795612
I turn wall posting off and hide my birthday, so no one will know.

>>36795612

I dont know how men get above 100 friends. Can you sign up to some fucking list ran by pajeets or something.

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>tfw you read Zuck's essays on how he really thinks that people being more connected is a good thing and wants to use Facebook to encourage empathy and connection between people and know
>tfw you know that even if he really means it, it will never apply to you as a friendless loser
>tfw you'll never be a normie that talks to their friends on facebook

>>36795612
nyanners is so fucking cute holy shit

>>36797886
>tfw no nyanners gf
hope this is original

>>36797133
I did this too when I had a Facebook. I had no desire to have myself feel worse on my birthday than I already do every single year by being reminded that nobody gives a shit anyway.

wait you need fb for collage?

hahhahaha really you only had 3 wishes?

>>36799432
Yeah for real. They give us a lot of info via fb.

>>36799454
6 now, 2 from family

Its embarrassing, id rather have none.

>>36799455
fuck that having to pay fees and get plugged into zucks botnet

>wanting to be in an actual index of people that is public domain
>wanting to have emotional tests be ran on them
Why would you ever sign up for this shit? I like zuckerberg though, he stole that shit and made 50 Billion off it before 33 years old.

>>36799432
they usually make groups where they upload material for you to study and shit

>>36797133
this, I don't have a profile pic either. My fb is literally just my name

Literally nobody uses FB at my college for school purposes. It's all done via Canvas.

>>36795612
>have normiebook for normie reasons

ftfy normalfag now get out

>have normiebook
>it's my birthday
>literally anyone posts on my wall
no no no fuck you fuck off I don't want anyone to remember I exist or think about me leave me alone reeeeeeeeeeeee
the worst part is this only happens once a year so I can never remember that I should get around to removing my birthday from profile

>>36795612
>more than 1 person
waddafug man I only got an image that said happy birthday from my aunt in Austria. literally everyone else gets loads of comments but when it tells everyone its my birthday no one fucking says shit