5'6" manleto supremo here about to purchase some sneakers

>>36795816

Lmao I think I might personally go for some 4" sneakers. I'm not even short, but I want to see how it feels to be 6'+

>>36795816
lol
Origami salami

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People will notice when your legs start at their chests

>>36795857

My reasoning is if women can be allowed to entirely cover up their scabby, pockmarked, gross faces with layers of makeup, then why can't I fib a little with my height?

>>36795912

Bumperino so the robots can see that elevator shoes are viable for manlets. Just don't go over 3.5" inches.

>>36795816
People can tell that you're wearing those ridiculous shoes you know. And they will be laughing at you behind your back.

>>36795846
>im not short
>I don't know what it's like to be taller than 6 ft

Hope you're being ironic or something, or else lmaoing at your life friendo

>>36796596

I'm 5'11 retard. That's not short you fucking supreme autismo.

>>36796558

Nope, they're discreet so nobody will be able to tell, except my family and close friends. But they;re not spilling.

>>36797196
anything below 6'3 is short

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>>36795816
6'1 here, I don't need to buy special shoes to be a real man.

>>36797637

But you're still a robot, so you can't get laid. Ha, nice height jackoff.

Do you guys ever think about what happens when you have to take your shoes off in front of people?

>>36797902

When the fuck am I going to take my shoes off in front of people? I take my shoes off when I get home lol. And my girlfriend already knows my true height, I want to feel taller for myself, not to "attract anyone."

nothing changes my fremnd

>>36795816
Bad news anon, 5'9" is still manlet tier.

>>36795816
whats worse? a manlet wearing heels or a banding guy with a combover?