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Hug your family members 2017-05-04 10:04:08 Post No.36777869
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Go give your sister, brother, mother, or some other family member a hug and tell them you love them, then post results
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>>36777869
fuck you stop these posts
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>>36777869
Why spam a board that isn't for spamming?
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>>36777869
I hugged my aniki and gave him a kissu.
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/uni/ feels- failing my finals edition 2017-05-04 06:15:07 Post No.36773313
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/uni/ feels- failing my finals edition
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2017-05-04 06:15:07
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>bombed my final exam in calculus today
just fugg my shit up fampai
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>>36773313
sorry to hear this anon. maybe you should just drop out.
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>>36774111
I already spent all my money on it though
also checked
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>>36773313
I bombed my calc II final. I feel you OP
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hey 4chin no matter how deep your depression is have a little faith in life
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>Listens to Heart
>Heart says "beat" "beat" "beat beat" "beat"
>Heart tells me to beat
>Goes out there looking for trouble, following my Hearts advice.
>Beat
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>>36743762
then you should beat the shit out of her heart without touching her
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>>36743724
what they beat for.
i refuse to live for another human being.
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is anyone here a busser at a restaurant? is it a good job for a NEET who wants to minimize human interaction at the job?
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If you want to minimize human interaction, become a line cook instead. You're in the back of the house all day, no contact with the customers.
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>>36803109
No. All the stacy waitresses will make fun of you and force you to do stupid bullshit. Stay away.
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>>36803109
I used to essentially work the bussing duties at Panera Bread and really it's no less interaction than working the line or anything else that isn't register. But I did consistently have to deal with people bitching about messes they made or too many crumbs on a chair and try to appease them. Otherwise it wasn't bad but I think working the line brought even fewer customers my way.
>switch from soda to iced tea to lose weight as sugested here
>always have to specify unsweetened otherwise they give you sweet tea
>starting to enjoy it, crave it even
>unsweetened ice tea becomes the biggest delicious thirst quencher
>start becoming itchy welts start appearing
>realize im becoming allergic to the iced tea
>start breaking out in hives whenever i drink it
>welp guess ill just go back to soda and be the fat shit ive always been
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Hey uh about you drink something else
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drink water nerd
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>>36802545
I dont like water and cant think of anything else you can drink in large quantities thats zero calories. Cant imagine i can drink lots of black coffee
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Is this /oursong/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvHjgJefkyc
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>>36802515
I actually love this song and I hate most music from that era
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>>36802515
>a song about being on drugs in unfamiliar places
hmmmmmmm
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>>36802515
nah m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhgKdXYuMPY
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Tfw my mom posts underwear pics on instagram
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She's kinda ugly but I'd fuck
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>>36802508
her moles almost outline the shape of a liver , just if they were a bit more to the periphery
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>>36802508
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
to be honest, she looks pretty good for an old lady
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would you marry a perfect but non virgin woman?
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No, I want an imperfect virgin gf.
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>implying anyone here will ever marry
>or have a female care about them
lel
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>>36802369
A. Define perfect
B. Cirumstances of lost virginity
C. How unvirgin is she
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I often mimic the personalities of the people around me. I'm spineless and will do anything to fit in.
>is this common among robutts?
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>>36802212
Huh, how about no. Just no. Not at all.
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I'm actually all my friend's personalities combined into a jumbled mess. I also know which traits I've copied
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Yes.
It's because we have low self esteem/afraid of people rejecting us.
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>got another huge pimple
>it's on my fucking ass cheek and it hurts to sit
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>>36802195
Sorry to hear that OP! Get better.
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Loose some weight you fat neckbeard.
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>>36802195
that sucks man, get well soon
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>tfw the only porn i can watch is footage of girls peeing or of them drinking their own/other girls' pee
im a complete degenerate
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>>36802167
Show us some of your favorites
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>>36802185
how about this degeneracy
https://spankbang.com/rxp1/video/roxy+raye+raunchiest+lesbian+experience
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>>36802185
>tfw no response
>tfw he's disgusted by my degeneracy
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>eligible for free counselling through work
>want to sign up the other day
>it's a big deal
>have to make like 3 accounts and set up appointments
>so much effort
>just give up and go back to crying alone on my bed
>my employer's face when they don't actually want to help
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>>36802072
At least you HAVE a job, and given that it has services like that means it's not a low-end wagecuck job. Unless you have extenuating circumstances, get off the board.
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>>36802072
Why would you want to let your company know you have psychological issues?
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>>36803169
>implying I'll be talking to HR
It's an insurance benefit that everyone can get 6 free sessions of counselling a year regardless of their benefits package.
>>36802742
>implying I'm not working at an entry level company
>lurk on my phone before bed
>stumble upon a trap thread
>think i'll shitpost something mean to piss off the lgbt squatters as is custom to keep our board clean
>one of these traps is actually really cute
>fall asleep without posting anything mean in the thread
>dream that I gave the cute traps headpats and called them a cute girl
>wake up confused
Well? Now what?
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>>36802069
Succumb to your trap lust, ya nerd! You won't regret it. Hehe.
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>>36802069
You've become one of them now, you must be purged along with the rest of them, I'm sorry anon. But you understand the fight we robots are going through.
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>>36802069
you can't be a cute girl if you want to be with eriri-chan
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>tfw bf wants to lock me in a chastity cage
I don't want this
But I want to make him happy
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>>36801992
how can you live with yourself knowing what a degenerate trash that you are?
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>>36801992
Good, it isn't exactly like you were ever going to use that pathetic excuse for a dick
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>>36802078
>Good, it isn't exactly like you were ever going to use that pathetic excuse for a dick
Yeah that's a good point
There's no reason I deserve to have a penis :(
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So i think i made an HR problem. 2017-05-05 11:01:24 Post No.36801883
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So i think i made an HR problem. 2017-05-05 11:01:24 Post No.36801883
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So i think i made an HR problem.
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Basically I work as a cashier at a grocery store and there was this other cashier. A girl we'll just call girl. So me and girl got along, spoke alot during our shifts, made each other laugh etc. Me being autistic, I thought it was a good idea to ask girl out. So after I clocked out I went through her line and bought ice cream and when she said " How can i help you", I said " I don't know what are you doing friday night" She said " Nothing" I said " Have you ever gone ice skating " she said " Yeah" so I said " well do you want to go with me?" and she straight up looked me right in the face and gave me a " No". Like that was it just no, no reason given. So then she said " Wait why". At this point while i was stuttering and saying some shit about how I thought she was cool, she realized i was trying to ask her out . She said " Wait are you trying to ask me out", and i could see all over her face she was trying very hard not to laugh at me. She then proceeded to tell me she has a boyfriend, and i proceeded to apologize. So the next day I went into the store to buy something and the girl behind the customer service desk said management wanted to speak to me but she didn't know what it was about. I didn't stick around to find out, and I have work tomorrow morning at 8. I really hope this isn't about me asking girl out, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is and she complained to HR about me. Let's see what happens i guess. Also work stories ?
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>works
>talks to girls
leave
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>>36801933
ok you know what? I have a special kind of hell. I'm a robot and also an extrovert.
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>>36801883
>asking out a co-worker