>lurk on my phone before bed
>stumble upon a trap thread
>think i'll shitpost something mean to piss off the lgbt squatters as is custom to keep our board clean
>one of these traps is actually really cute
>fall asleep without posting anything mean in the thread
>dream that I gave the cute traps headpats and called them a cute girl
>wake up confused
Well? Now what?
>>36802069
Succumb to your trap lust, ya nerd! You won't regret it. Hehe.
>>36802069
You've become one of them now, you must be purged along with the rest of them, I'm sorry anon. But you understand the fight we robots are going through.
>>36802069
you can't be a cute girl if you want to be with eriri-chan
Bring yourself back onto the path of righteousness before it's too late.
>>36802069
one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us
>>36802183
That seems like a bad idea.
>>36802218
You might be right.
>>36802233
What?
>>36802260
But how?
>>36802437
Is this the psyops taking effect?
>>36803022
Have you heard our Comrade Vlad anon? Invest in his teachings.