>switch from soda to iced tea to lose weight as sugested here
>always have to specify unsweetened otherwise they give you sweet tea
>starting to enjoy it, crave it even
>unsweetened ice tea becomes the biggest delicious thirst quencher
>start becoming itchy welts start appearing
>realize im becoming allergic to the iced tea
>start breaking out in hives whenever i drink it
>welp guess ill just go back to soda and be the fat shit ive always been
Hey uh about you drink something else
drink water nerd
>>36802545
I dont like water and cant think of anything else you can drink in large quantities thats zero calories. Cant imagine i can drink lots of black coffee
I'm so glad I'm not fat like you white people
It's called drink water you know H2O
>>36802517
have you tried artificial drink sweeteners? you can enjoy lemonade, iced tea, grape kool-aid
>>36802576
>I dont like water
I don't get this. It's as natural and necessary as breathing.
>>36802581
Water is gross tastes like pure cancer. Plus when you ask for water at fast food they just give you a tiny ass bottle of water and upcharge you for it. Can never seem to get just the fountain drink cup with water b
>soda
>falling for the liquid jew
Try grape juice, no concentrate, the fresh stuff
>>36802621
All you have to do is specify you want the water in the styrofoam cup.
>>36802621
I've never been given a bottle of water. Just say "and an ice water please" that shits free
>>36802621
>when you ask for water at fast food
Nigga, if you want to lose weight, then why the fuck would you buy fast food in the first place.
>>36802621
Drink fucking filtered water you dumb pleb. It tastes like cancer because the kikes are poisoning your tap water.
>>36802517
drink water like a normal person you fat cow.
>>36802576
Go zero calorie vitamin water. That stuff is fantastic, comes in all sorts of fruit flavors, and has so much vitamins. You'll actually become healthy. A six pack of 16.9 fl ounce lemonade bottles are up for 4 bucks at walmart. I drink like a bottle everyday.
>>36802966
wow one whole bottle
>>36802576
What about flavored sparkling water?
>>36803010
>six pack
>one bottle
wow
>>36802621
>fast food
Ask for "a cup for water" in those exact words, it's not hard
>tfw live in Northern Norway and enjoy some of the best tap water available in the whole world
>>36802581
>It's called drink water you know H2O
Damn, son; punctuation. If you're going to bait, at least sound like a half-way intelligent person.
>>36803141
>the best thing you can say about your country is "it has the best tap water in the world"