/uni/ feels- failing my finals edition

>>36773313
sorry to hear this anon. maybe you should just drop out.

>>36774111
I already spent all my money on it though
also checked

>>36773313
I bombed my calc II final. I feel you OP

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>>36773313
>tfw grades arent good enough to maintain my scholarship

Are robots supposed to be good at studying or not? Sometimes i feel sort of out of place because even though i don't have anything remotely close to a social life i still do pretty well academically without putting that much effort

>>36774322
You probably have a better memory than most people

I'm really good at math but I need to study a ton otherwise I'll forget how to do problems

>>36774322
Robots are fucking terrible at studying. Half are self assured pricks that coast through highschool and refuse to acknowledge learning requires work in the real world, the other half are anxious messes that fall into a shame spiral on the first wrong flashcard and can't push on. Both are too busy shitposting to do anything productive about it.

>>36774322
How many hours a day do you study for classes?

>>36774352
Well, math is the subject i have the most trouble with. Practical problems i can manage with pure logic but with proofs and shit i just suck
>>36774405
Don't really do it daily, just do the homework then pick up my notes and give them a read the day before and then right before starting class. If i have exams i just start rereading once or twice a day from 3 to 5 days before. Each read is like 20 to 30 minutes or so

>>36773313
Got a call today from my counselor that I'm failing my music theory class because I never show up and only show up to take the tests. I thought I was confident in my music notation skills but I guess I suck. Probably gonna fail it.

Second time I've taken this class.

I also called in sick to work today because I feel depressed and now my manager is making me feel bad for it.

I hate going outside and doing shit. I wish I could escape it more than I already do. I'm a pussy. Help.

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>>36773313
>tfw when stress browsing 4chan and wasting massive amounts of time when i should be studying/ working on projects
>not even enjoying it
Send help

>>36774756
Same, I know the answer is simple, get off your computer, but I can't help it.

I have no self restrain. It makes me angry and sad.

>>36773313
Same here.
Pretty much flunked the class now overall.
I had a fucking C+ in Calculus, but after that final exam, it fucking dropped it down to a D- which doesn't count and you have to retake the course.
Fuck my life.

>>36773313
>dont study for giant exam on new material and everything in the class that was today until yesterday because i just browsing r9k instead
>spend 7 hours studying then go to sleep
>not sure if i scored high enough to get a C or stay a D

gonna have to wait a fucking week cause its stupid scantron shit. I'm going to be kicked out of the school if i dont get a c fuck fuck fuck

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Since we have a cumulative, we bitched about it and someone said "so we have to take the class again in order to make an A on final"

teacher, "yes"

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Just flunked my Calculus final, which took a huge fucking chunk out of my overall grade, thus making me fail. Im probably gonna get kicked out of school now because of it.

I don't want to be a college drop out. There's nothing left for me if I can't even pass such a basic course and get my degree. Its either graduation or suicide. Im not spending the rest of my life as some min wage slave.

Have an appointment with the dean next week. Maybe I beg hard enough he will give me another chance....

>>36777106
military(navy/chairforce), trucker, mailman you brainlet

>>36777316
Im not taking career advice from some retard NEET that probably never worked in his life.

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>>36777426
I did 1 year of cc first then did 4 years in the chairforce because school was boring. Now I'm back in school making 11/hr at walmart, min wage here is 7.25 here fyi so guess the state. I had a 3.96 gpa before I joined military I just wanted to see what my dad did for 30 years and the reason why I left was because I thought I wouldn't get married with the small amount of time of finding a waifu.

Military and trucking is always recommended here for neets

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>didn't do well enough for financial aid and now my mommy is really angry at me and owes money

why did you make me do the courses even though I told you I couldn't do good because I wasn't ready I'm still a little boy I'm not ready for college

>>36777750
Thanks but no thanks.
Military just isn't for me, and neither is being a trucker. I don't even have a drivers licence. Im not gonna jump through all the hurdles of getting a truckers licence....
Im fucked either way.

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Tfw two classes down and a final on Saturday and last two next Thursday

Tfw graduating getting a finance degree and haven't even looked at jobs
I do have a part time night janicuck job tho but I guess it's time to start applying to jobs

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ONE MORE WEEEK OF BURNING MY EYES TO STUDY AND I CAN REST

I'm already accepted into radiology program so I don't need A's but I want B's at least.

>>36777316
>mailman
>military
>recommended for neets
No, those are recommended by trolls. I knew someone that actually killed themselves because their job as a mailman was so stressful.

got a 0 on my last CS project.

I can still scrape a passing grade with a semi decent grade on the final tomorrow

but instead of studying i'm just posting here

god kill me

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>>36779082

>tfw clutch get a literal 100 on final of class i was borderline failing two weeks ago
>gets me a 79 and this is basically considered the same as 71 as 70-79 is a C

probably more than i deserved but god damn it lads the B would have been much nicer

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I'm extremely comfortable.

They don't even bother marking my labs now, they just assume I'm right. Probably because I always make sure that my code is completely impossible to understand by using obscure meme features instead of normal code

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I got my first F this semester. My college allows me to undo the GPA effect of the F over the summer, but I will always be able to see it on my transcript.

Is my uni career over?

>>36774309
Fuck man this is going to be me after tomorrow. I'm pissed because I'm doing well except for this one fucking class that's going to destroy me.

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>>36773313
>Teacher gives you practice exam
>The real exam looks nothing like it

>>36779638
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK THIS
I SPENT DAYS GOING over the practice exam and when I got to the real test it was totally different.

Easy questions i was confident about were no where to be fucking seen.

All the hard ones re worded were there fuck.

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>>36773313
>tfw studying abroad
>tfw surrounded by normalfags every hour of the day
>tfw can't just shut my self in to play vidya and eat doritos
>tfw studying abroad is a bad idea for true robots

>when you get exhausted during the last 2 weeks and your grades fall through
One grade fell from an A to a C. Another fell from a B+ to a C.

I'm just glad it's over.

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>tfw failing a graduation requirement class for the second time while literally in my 8th semester

>bombed all my finals
>Beg thermodynamics teacher for C
>Manage to pass all my classes, gpa still drops to below 2.5
>Lose STEM Scholarship
>School awarded me different lottery-based scholarship that pays out the same
>Trying to contact financial aid to see if I can still reapply for STEM scholarship later

>Stacy I asked out cancelled 30 minutes before date
Fuck college

>>36773313
Did fine on 2 finals. Bombed my graphics final today. Probably going to have to struggle to keep my scholarship next semester.

>>36780847

That seems like a retarded idea in the first place, if you don't like socializing/getting out and exploring why would you go abroad

>>36781358
>>36781362
How do you low GPA bots manage?

Mine just dropped to 2.5 and I'm considering suicide

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>got yelled at by the bus driver for smoking too close to the stop

>>36781562
Biggest concern with gpa is scholarships and internships, otherwise gpa isn't worth much. When you try to work with a abyssmal gpa is when networking counts.

School in the US isn't some proving ground of geniuses, it's where middle class fucks go to get diplomas for jobs.

>>36780847
>>Trying to contact fi
But what country?

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unlisted:
>Thermodynamics: C
>Physics for Engineers 2: C

JUST

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>in same classes as qt for three years
>slowly talk more and more each semester
>had our last class together today
>never built up the courage to tell her anything

took my last exam today before I graduate. Dont know what to do now. No job lined up, probably just get drunk by myself during summer then move in with my parents

>>36779433

Past your first job, no one gives a single fuck about your GPA/transcripts. Unless you're going to grad school, no one is going to even look at your transcripts. It's all good anon, if you can salvage your GPA then you're good to go.

>>36779638
>>36779956
>tfw you get a real exam that's almost identical to the practice exam

heh, nothing personnel... kids

I have finally achieved inner peace and reached an accord with my future self.

I'm majoring in physics, graduating in two weeks, and I've been pretty depressed for the past two years. I suspected it was because deep down in my subconscious I really didn't like my major, but I didn't want to admit it to myself because my self image of myself as a physicist/professor/scientist has been around for so long that I couldn't imagine doing anything else. But now that I'm finally graduating it feels like the weights have been taken off and I'm flying, and I have finally come to terms with the fact that actually doing physics and astronomy research doesn't make me happy.

Take this advice, if you're really having a bad time in uni and can't bring yourself to study, aren't motivated, and generally dissatisfied with your college experience, you really need to sit down and have a conversation with yourself about what you REALLY want to do. Don't wait till there's no time to change it like I did.

finals start on Monday for me. Currently studying biology. Not too worried about any final since I have a really high score in every class. Adderall is giving me a gnarly stomachache.

I finish university this semester but I don't want to get a job. Working 40 hours/week seems like hell.

What do?

>>36781987
What if what I REALLY want to do IS my major, but im failing classes because I can't keep up with the material?
I notice some of you robots are pretty smart and make good grades but you still complain about something. I do anything to just not struggle with shit and pass some tests effortlessly once in a while.

>tfw shit grades
>feel like shit every day that I go to uni
>if I drop out my dad is gonna disown me/kick me out/kill me
>if I stay I'll probably end with a legit mental illness

it isn't supposed to be like this

>>36779433
if you aren't transferring your transcripts don't mean shit for jobs

>>36782072

How big is your school? If you've got mental health services on campus, then take advantage of that before you slide too far down the slope to recover.

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>>36773313
>tfw failed pretty much everything last semester
>grappled with extreme depression and existentialism for a while afterwards
>eventually couldn't handle it and made a un-JUST my life plan
>stopped browsing /r9k/ as much, replaced it with positive subreddits
>doubled down on studying
>got a wagecuck job with other people my age around
>much happier now
>doing much better grade wise
>have a couple of friends/acquantinces
>already emailed some club presidents and plan to join some meme clubs like animu and tabletop gaming next semester
>making it a goal to get a gf and stop being a khv next semester and it seems totally reachable for the first time ever
Don't meme yourself into depression robots, happiness is a state of mind and humans are social creatures, your surrounded by other people right now that want to talk and have a good time join in and every other aspect of your life will slowly improve as well, being a self aware lonely edge master will never pay off

t. former robot

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>>36773313
>9 hours left
>last semester, about to graduate
>did well on british lit final
>anthropology final left
>senior programming project left, semester long project
>slack on project all semester
>bare minimum teacher will pass me but I'm very disappointed in the project
>have a few more days to polish it up, but no motivation
>no money to buy cap and gown because blew tax return on beer and food
>have several good job opportunities
>bipolar

so disappointed in the project and money situation, but I'm so happy to graduate and get a job. kinda stuck in sad limbo

I'm probably gonna be on academic probation next semester

>>36782359
I was already on academic probation last semester. And I still fucking failed my finals lol.
Probably gonna get kicked out of school after this

how the hell do you guys fail classes?

i am an alcohol that misses class every chance he gets and never failed a single uni class

>>36782428
Finals are cumulative and count for like 30% of your over all grade.

Could be worse like in Germany. I think finals count like 80%

>>36782428
you're not in STEM obviously

>>36782428
What are you taking? Maybe you're some kind of idiot savant and can just breeze through shit but I sure as fuck can't. I fell for the Comp Sci meme though.

>>36782428
I could stumble around drunk through all my courses too if I had some piss easy non-STEM major

>>36782543
>>36782543
not him,

but I am drug addict, alchoholic as well and comp science took me 5 years but I made it through. actually nah I failed calculus 2 and had to retake it. you can get through it too though

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>>36782622
Too late. I failed Calc 2 and Discrete Math last semester and I'm probably going to fail my Discrete final tomorrow. Why the fuck did I take that class again?

>>36782702
um. calc 2 should be good the second time around..you need to know descrete well if you are going to be a programmer. Maybe study harder next semester and cut out unhealthy or time sink activities like drinking or playing too much vidya.

I can't say much I've butchered my senior capstone project and am only graduating because the teacher is nice enough to understand a lot of people struggle with doing a project on their own when there is other things they are worrying about like finding a job.

>>36781955
>>36782112
I meant from community college to uni.

>in the library trying to write my paper
>a group of 10 African international students are constantly yelling and laughing in their retarded accents
>no library monitors to kick them out
Nigger genocide when

>>36773313
i remember when i thought i was failing calc for a the whole semester. then i got a B so maybe you can still kill yourself

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who else /studious/ here?

>>36782867
tell them to shut up you pussy

>>36781481
Because it's free because I got a scholarship. Also I have an internship so it's for my resume.

>>36773313
I actually did really well on my finals this semester. Finished with 1 A, 2 Bs, and a C. :^)

>>36774322
I think being a neet for 3 years fucked my attention span.

>tfw dropped out in the middle of the term because i had a psychosis
>been 3 months since I was a comfy NEET
>tried looking for jobs but no one calls me back
why is it so hard to wagecuck?

>>36779256
>Probably because I always make sure that my code is completely impossible to understand by using obscure meme features instead of normal code
>impossible to understand
>code

Yeah no. Nice larp. It wouldn't take a genius to figure out your code is garbage, especially if it doesn't work.

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>some queerlord pulled the fire alarm before finals
>extra time to cram kek
>staff and normans went apeshit though
>nigger way through bio final
>76 but pass with 82
>reward self with apple pie snowcone

>sign up for fall class
>asian professor for micro
>yosh
>hispanic woman for anatomy and calc

MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

>finish all classes
>2 As and 2 Bs
>feel dead inside

>tfw fell for the CS meme
>tfw GPA sinking
>tfw attempted suicide because of it
i'll be on academic probation next year because i got a 1.3

>>36783313
could it be that you have depression? start taking the pharmaceutical jew

>>36783298
why would someone submit code that doesn't work
you missed that anon's point I think

>>36783318
I was in your shoes. Either switch majors or buckle down and study because it only gets worse.

>literally take a week vacation to jerk off and play videogames in the middle of the semester
>only study for the finals
>in one of the best majors
>get a 3.5

this uni thing is a meme

>>36783385
thing is i don't know what major to switch into

i should study more because i only studied a few hours per course per term in uni. it's why i'm doing so bad

how did you make out of it?
>>36783397
what major?

>>36783349
I would assume that his professor or a TA would at least somewhat peruse it and see that it's just a bunch of random gibberish. Code isn't supposed to be overly complex and messy so that should already be throwing up a red flag

>>36777750
Robots can't function in normal society. What makes you think they can survive in the demanding stressful military one?

>>36783410
junior in compsci. literally just pay attention in class and ask the postgrad nerds for help if i dont get anything / cool classmates cover homework sometimes

>>36783430
not to mention you would get graded on the cleanliness of the code, at least that's how it is for mine

>>36783476
yeah i hope to make more CS friends next year. they're always in the common area playing gaymen and drinking miso soup like a weeb. i would be going into my third year next year, but since i changed majors i'm still doing 200 level courses.

how do i improve my coding/programming skills though? i struggled with python and actually failed the second intro course

>>36783476
>getting help from "nerds"
>having friends that do your homework for you
So, why are you on this board again...?

>>36782302
congrats man

orergnail

>>36783573
not him but they're classmates or acquaintances at best.

>>36783553
Dunno how your courses our but my professors usually give me homework of programs and in class work. Textbooks aren't going to help unless you actually are hands on and applying your knowledge. Keeping on top of what you're learning is important too, if you fall behind on topics they all build on each other and its difficult to get back.

But seriously, just make friends or at least be nice to the people who know what they're doing. I would have failed if I didn't have these guys helping me with homework/projects I couldn't crack.

>>36783607
Well he sounds like your typical charismatic normie that has everything good going for him.Which is the opposite of what you expect of a person that lurks the board

>>36783477
Mainly because coders generally always work in teams in the real world so having a member on your team constantly submit completely messy and unorganized shit would piss anybody off

>>36783573
>in the highest institution of learning, achieved some recognizable academic achievement to get in

Why are you on this board again? Literally the most autistic argument. If you wanna go down this rabbithole,literally the only people who can post are hugless 40+ year old virgins who haven't left their moms house since birth.

>>36783666
>literally the only people who can post are hugless 40+ year old virgins who haven't left their moms house since birth

I-i'd get lonely here though ;_;

>>36783650
>walk up to people in the most autistic major
>talk to them about videogames and computers

Do you actually believe this is a task that requires charisma?

>>36783625
>I would have failed if I didn't have these guys helping me with homework/projects I couldn't crack.
that was the case with discrete math for me.

although i did shit on the exams and barely passed with a D

>>36783666
>he thinks attending University is the highest academic accomplishment
>somehow this nullifies a person from being a robot
Retard

>>36783692
unrelated but are there a lot of kpop fans in CS? it's the only field i can talk about

>>36774668
>go to woods
>find some mushroom that's bound to get you sick
>eat it
>spend possibly a month in the hospital
>??
>be a lazy fag for a good amount of time to get your shit together, mentally

>>36783692
Yes?
Especially when your talking to Comp Sci autists that would just ignore you otherwise.
Youre either charismatic enough to win them over or get ignored. Don't know why you would want to befriend compsci students other than using them for favors though. They are some of the most horrible people and the only reason they chose the major was so they can have a job where they don't have to interact with hardly anyone or make video games.

>>36773313
I know the feel OP
Just got back some essay criticism. Lecturer ripped me a new one. Feeling like a brainlet desu

>>36783709
>you talking to autistic people makes you a normie
>me changing your words to say university is the highest academic accomplishment instead of being the highest institution of learning requiring a RECOGNIZABLE academic achievement usually being a high school diploma w/ a 3.0+ and good SAT score or 18 credit hours with a 3.0 at a community college so I can pretend that's less normie than talking to an autistic person

wow, you really are fucking stupid. No wonder you can't even make friends with fellow autists.

>>36777787
You sound like an awful person to talk to...

>>36783777
Nice deflection retard, but keep talking and embarrassing yourself.

>>36783764
>They are some of the most horrible people and the only reason they chose the major was so they can have a job where they don't have to interact with hardly anyone or make video games.
is this true?

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>>36783805
0/10, try to keep me engaged for longer than 2 (You)'s next time

>>36783823
#notallCSmajors
But STEM is full of "those weird kids" from high school usually. The meme spouting redditors who vaped wearing fedoras all go into engineering, most drop out when they realize they're not as smart as they thought they were.

>>36783764
Most CS majors end up working in a team environment, and usually are working together on something in the lab at least at my uni.

Literally
>talk about whatever nerd interest they're into like obscure games because I spend most of my time on the internet
>they view you as somebody knowledgeable of their hobby while normies have no idea and outcast them for it
>help you for a low investment when you need it

>>36782302
nigga you ain't gonna get no gf with those fucking clubs. Any girl who isn't fat/completely ugly will decline you without even blinking twice.

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>go to class
>nobody is in there
>no note on the door or anything saying class is canceled
>wait around for 15 minutes
>nothing
>check to see if it's the right day for me to be there and if I'm at the right place
>yes and yes
>check emails, don't have any from that professor
>leave, confused

what the fuck is this shit?

>>36783927
>when the psychosis recedes temporarily

>>36783927
do you not know what 'Dead Week' is

>>36783927
the winter term is over you doofus

>>36783207
that ain't that good unless you have really low standards lmao

>>36783945
>psychosis
damn i had to drop out this term because of a psychosis. got paranoid as fuck like a schizophrenic.

/uni/ how do i start wagecucking? i applied to tens of retailcuck positions and no one called me back. i applied at my uni's library and i almost had an interview, but they called me an hour before saying the position is already filled.

>>36783948
>Dead week is a slang term for the week before schools' final examinations in the United States of America. The week is known thus because of its notorious stress; the propensity for college and university students to save exam study until the last possible week; and because term papers are often due. Students prepare for the exams and papers by pulling all-night studying sessions, often with the aid of stimulants such as coffee, caffeine tablets, energy drinks, or prescription amphetamines. During this period, some students will suffer from sleep deprivation, increased irritability, and vomiting. At some schools, this week is referred to as Hell Week, Reading Period, or Reading Week.

I've never understood why people wait until the last possible week to cram tbqh. You're just doing rote memorization and will probably forget it all when the test rolls around. I'm guessing it only works for normies doing meme degrees where studying isn't even necessary

>tfw went to a community college after a gap year and took bad combination of classes
>Decided to get a Car
>Ended up moving from nice rural country town to the suburbs where the college is actually located
>Practically dropped out and can barely even do trigonometry
>Hispanic

I'm an idiot who's gonna flunk out, I stopped taking courses 2 years ago

>>36783926
I don't give a shit about ugly I want a gf that will watch anime and play dnd with me, even better if she's a dirty fujoshi

>>36783948
I have 2 weeks left
>>36783956
see above

>>36784010
Cramming only works if your major heavily relies on memorization.

If you are a STEM major then most of the time you seriously have to learn atleast half the shit you are tested on, otherwise you will fail.

>>36784023
See >>36783945
You obviously forgot to take your pills so your delusion broke and realized you were only going to college in your mind.

We're also part of your delusion, anon. But we will never leave you.

Don't
Leave
Us

How hard is comp sci? Everyone here makes it sound like the worst thing ever. How much hell is going to be if I switch majors to CS?

>>36784073
it depends on how hard you find it. it is definitely one of the hardest majors though.

>>36784073
Its not that bad, if you don't suck at math. Otherwise its a fucking nightmare.

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Not sure if this is the right thread to post this is in, but here I go:

Recently I graduated my undergrad program, and I'm having a hard time coping with it. When I started said, I was a complete robot sperg, and obviously a khv. But over the past years, I've made great strides. For the first time in my life, I feel like I've actually made some real friends. I'm still a sperg and a khv, but nevertheless I've made huge progress on the road to normiehood. Now, it's all over. I don't have a job yet (which is another thing I'm stressing about), but assuming I get one, it feels like life will just return to how it was before I went to uni. Like it was all for nothing. I know people say "we'll stay in touch" or whatever the fuck else, but I have no delusions, I know perfectly well I'll lose touch with all the people I've come to know (especially since they're all normies so inevitably they'll be getting married and doing other such normie things).

Any other robots have any similar experience to this? If so, how the fuck do I cope? The thought of going back to who I was before entering uni is frankly devastating to me.

>>36784117
make friends elsewhere you doofus

>>36784095
Well I am taking remedial classes in the fall.

I dont even have Calc in my uni. We were supposed to know that from highschool. How the fuck do you fail it? Well I shouldn't say anything though, I failed one of my exams too. Hang in there anon

>>36784073
CS is a degree that you REALLY have to love otherwise your time will be a nightmare and you'll probably quit your first job within 6 months. CS has to be your life and passion and you genuinely have to have fun learning and doing all things CS even as a hobby

>>36784192
is this true? i'm only in it for the money. damn maybe i should switch majors but i have no idea what i want to switch into. chemistry has no jobs though

>>36784192
Wrong, buddy makes 70k a year and he spends a few hours max outside of work improving himself, doesn't enjoy it but it pays. You don't need to be a fucking bill gates supergenius alwys working to do the average CS job.

>>36784213
Don't listen to people on 4chan for major life decisions. Do your own research. CS isn't a magic field where everybody is expected to be a super genius. There are an insane amount of positions needing to be filled, and if you have a bachelors and learn on the job that's all they need.

>>36784073
Depends on how good you are at math, I though I was I passed high school math fine and made it out top 10% of my class but crashed on math hard enough I had to change majors

>>36784117
Make friends at work, go out drinking with people, look for single social groups/clubs in your area, events and adventures is a commercial one practically designed for adult autists to make friends, also if at all possible find out where your friends are going to work you may even be able to use them as connections to get hired and you'll already have an in to the social life in the office

>>36784222
>spends free time improving himself
>Uggghhh I toooottallly hate this, anon ;^)

>>36774366
>tfw both

i hate myself

>professor canceled journalism class for two weeks + additional week that had the school closed for a holiday
>he never uses the college email or online board to post assignments and class info
>haven't done anything for it in a month and it's going to be ending in two weeks
>instead of giving us a bunch of assignments or tests we only have one final project to work on

Last semester one class was canceled a couple weeks early by the professor and they never specified why, either. I'm surprised they're even allowed to do this sort of thing.

>>36784238
where would i do my own research though?

>>36784293
Tenure is a helluva drug

can anyone relate?

>do horrible in math
>talk to professor
>he tells me i understand the logic perfectly but simple mistakes by going to fast/not knowing my algerbra as well as i should

does this mean that if i study more i can be a math genius?

>>36784325
It means he doesn't even know who you are and gave you a generic copypasta response that beat around the bush instead of just saying what he really wanted to say which was "You're a dumb ass"

>>36784325
yes it basically means you just need more practice

>>36784186
My HS didn't even have teachers available that could instruct Calculus. After you took Algebra, that was it. And only Valedictorians could take the Trig classes.

>>36784337
I've had his classes for a year now and have talked to him plenty. He knows me pretty well.

>>36784358
that's how it should be, calculus is for europoor muslim communists.

>>36784358
How long ago did you graduate? I started highschool in 2007 and my school didn't even start teaching calculus until 2008.

Calculus isn't required for any highschool kid to graduate (I think in the majority of states it's Algebra 2), but it helps.

It's really fucking odd, and somewhat unheard of to me, that a college wouldn't offer calculus at all.

>>36784325
My math story:
>didn't know how to do long division
>only learned how to multiply with the box method or memorizing mad minutes
>spent middle school and highschool being shuffled around classes until they could find one I could pass

College
>requested to be put in the lowest level math class
>professor/doctor made us relearn everything and would stop and go over it multiple times if someone made a mistake
>everything finally made sense and I've never had a grade less than an A in math classes since

>>36784412
>that's how it should be,
Not unless you plan to go to college its not
>>36784502
I know its not required or even fucking taught in most public schools, but I was just addressing that European retard that assumed everyone takes calculus in hs. I would have loved to have gotten familiar with it back then, but it was unheard of.

>>36784591
>only learned how to multiply with the box method
I remember this shitty method. I learned how to do multiplication the real way in second grade then in 3rd grade the teacher forces us to do it the Box way which is a giant waste of time and space.

There was also some long, convoluted way to do division but I refused to learn it due to how utterly stupid and pointless it was

>>36780847
Where are you studying abroad? I'm thinking of doing it in Japan next year

>>36774111
>>36774200
Checked but terrible advice from tripsanon

>>36784502
They offered extra classes after the normal scheduled ones for people who needed help with calculus and in the first semester there was a quick 1 week review but nothing more than that. Here in Spain there was an exam you needed to pass to go to university and if you chose Math as the specialization it included calc so I guess it would be a little redundant to teach it again. That exam no longer exists though.

>>36784631
Every single time I post this video I hope it changes another weeb's mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

>>36777316
1. Don't sully my beautiful Navy with losers that don't believe in themselves.

2. Navy requirements are incredibly strenuous. It takes about a month just to get to the rate selection.

3. That anon could go army, take ASVAB, and become POG. 11B is only good for two things, a career in the military or being a cop that complains about the military in major cities.

>>36778739
Lmfao what a tard

>>36784714
Shut the fuck up you diggit.

>>36784699
To say I'm not at least a bit of a weeb would be denial, but I can hide my powerful and genuinely want to get better at the language. Also not an over-weight white dude, which might help a little

>>36784699
>>36784756
The subs in that video are wrong to begin with

>>36784841
Only a few of them are "wrong" and that's because some of the things the nips were saying wouldn't have made sense in english

>>36784866
Everything in that video would translate fine, the subs are intentionally wrong to generate extra cringe for eop

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>Midterm conference with teacher
>Talk about grades
I have shit grades of course
>Talk about how to get them up
>i guess i got visibly stressed out
>she starts asking me how as am as like a dude
>i just came out and tell her the shit thats wrong with me
>it was slightly cathartic to actually say it out loud but i feel like i made a stupid desicon.
>i feel like i trusted her just because shes a pretty woman.
>still want to die

>>36784906
You might get special consideration. I mean, you could get a few extra marks.

>>36784117
Get into employment and you will continue the path. You can do it anon, I believe in you!

>>36784922
+5% for virgin
+10% for kissless
+10% for handheldless

>>36785012
>5% for virgin
I'd wait for robots to leave the office then kiss and hold their hands just to see the look of positivity on their face fade away

I'm a guy btw

>Professor is giving extra credit if you do 100% of the online assignments
>Assignments are graded by completion rate (Pearson MyLanguageLab)
>Do all of them for this chapter

>34.48

how the fuck did i lose 0.52 points on a thing i did 100% of

it doesn't matter at all but i'm not sure how this is even possible

>>36785092
Robot tax. It garnished your grade to give to future virgin police students

>>36785092
also pro tip for people dealing with pearson's online homework bullshit:

if a question uses checkboxes and wants you to select multiple, just tick them all. it only checks for ones that are right, and doesn't penalize ones that are wrong.

also if your professor offers unlimited submissions abuse that shit

Anyone pulling an all nighter? I gotta write two 5 page essays tonight, shouldn't be too bad but I only got 2 hours of sleep last night. I'm not use to functioning on 2 hours of sleep for 48 hours.

>tfw go to a liberal arts college and every single fucking class basically revolves around misrepresentation of minorities in society.

Just because I want to have a creative job, I have to suffer through this?

>>36785423
Is this bait? It has to be bait. I'm getting baited.

>>36785423
>going to college to be taught creativity
Yes, you must suffer.

>>36784358
My high school taught Calc II and Calc based Physics II. Where the fuck did you go to school?

>>36785048
>implying they'd ever leave the neetcave

>>36785477
Not him but I'm more interested in knowing where you went to school. It must be in a pretty smart area in order to justify paying for those classes

>>36785092
Yes I did the Pearson bullshit too and u did all of the assignments for full credit and still got a 99 point whatever.

>>36785477
Who the fuck cares where I went, I want to know what kind of Hogwarts instituion YOU went to where they had all those courses available

>>36785513
Completely white public school in downstate New York. Median household income close to 200k so all lawyers, bankers etc. My hs had a pretty good AP offering and was all well taught especially in math and science.

>>36785671
Barron???
BLOP

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>last day is tomorrow
>one of my professors still has yet to put in my (and from what i hear, the entire class') midterm essay scores and 2 essay scores
>400 points still in the air
>if the grades default to 0s it puts my grade at an F
>if my grade hits a F my semester GPA drops below 2.0
>if my GPA drops below 2.0, i get academically dismissed
I think my hair is starting to fall out

>have an experience project where I need to shadow someone

>Get lazy, don't do it. Don't even bother making a fake form to prove I did something
>Make entire thing up, everything is vague and probably wrong
>Add fluff and somehow shoe horn a project from last semester
>Get a 100% on it

College is literally just being good at bullshitting

>>36773313
>gets 3 A's and 2 B's my second semester of college
>hur dur you have a 3.4 GPA

Bullshit

>>36785934
All A's and B's or some A-'s/B-'s? Most unis have an A- or a B- as being worth less than 4.00 or 3.00

>doctor denied subliminal adderall suggestion and decided to give me antidepressants instead

how the fuck do people fake this shit, he saw right through me

>>36785905
I'm in the same boat anon. My grade is sitting at 77% and the professor has one more essay left to grade. My future is riding on this shit.

>>36785954
I'm only partially telling the truth. I got a C in my bs chem lab.

>>36785969
>tfw doctors in canada push pills on you as hard as possible
>somehow lucked out with multiple prescriptions without even asking for them
best part is, I barely use them, they're just free money from u(los
)sers

>>36785969
You could just buy your drugs from a dealer like everybody else.

>>36786078
>get free drugs
>after waiting in line for 2 years for appointment
Backlogs, leaf

>>36785974
My problem is that i did the work. I have the time stamps on my uploads to prove it. She just hasn't put in the grades, so i have no way of knowing how fucked i am.
Im afraid she'll say she never got the essays or some stupid shit and ill have to spend the next day with the college trying to get this worked out

I want to go home, goddamnit

>>36779133
I know that feel. Get 89, have to share the B with the guy that almost scraped a C. Fucking grading system.

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>>36773313
who else /straight a's and a-'s this semester/
feels good

>studying computer engineering
>fall in love with qt
>have several classes with her
>start stalking the shit out of her
>found out she's a lesbian

someone end me

>>36774270
I have my calc II final Saturday and I'm nervous af

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Any smart robot has any tip on memorizing? Im studying law but I can't remember simple definitions either... I'm a mess... a complete mess

>>36786988
Improve your Latin, Greek, and Germanic vocabulary and roots.

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>tfw microeconomics final was worth 55% of my grade
>really uncertain as to whether I did good or bad

Failed biochem 1 this semester, feel like a complete fucking retard. Even though it's a "weed out" class my friends all made fine grades with little effort. I actually tried my hardest and still couldn't do it. It's just discouraging, I do all the study tips they tell you but I just can't understand the material.
Told one friend I was planning on trying it again before I totally give up on my dreams and even though he was trying to be nice his response was so "oh yeaaaah, good luck with that" that it hurt.

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>>36773313
No final exams
just essays
lots and lots of essays
please
just
make
them
FUCKING
STOP

I cant stand this shit, I hate these topics and I have to write essays on them!

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I just bombed my Physics and Calc2 finals.

I should have never took those classes on the same day. I had to take both finals back-to-back.

fml

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>>36773313
>constantly fear failing and getting yelled at
>got myself an emergency bag packed with everything I need to survive and enough money to travel to another city to hopefully find a job
>punch myself in the head daily from stress
>have to pretend everything is going okay
Doesn't matter that I haven't failed anything for a few years now and get above average marks. Started talking out loud to myself with imaginary arguments with my parents that I am getting through everything and getting above average for my marks.
>mfw 7 more subjects to go after this semester

>>36786988
Google 'method of loci', it's how literal retards hold the world record for shit like memorizing a deck of cards or reciting pi.

How do I apply myself?

I feel like the whole uni experience feels like it's on rails, and once the ride is over I have no fucking idea how to get into real work.

All I know how to do is memorizing shit to pass writing exams.

>>36788822
Why would parents shot on their kids about this? Stress caused from the fear of failing might make them do worse. Did either of your parents graduate? Neither of mine did for various reasons, fuck i dont think my mom even finished highschool.

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This is only my second year at community, but I've switched my major 4 times and have only successfully passed 4 classes. I feel like college isn't for me. What do??

Luckily I've been paying out of pocket so debts not a problem.

>>36773313
I'm glad I did calculus back before they knew what the fuck a ti-89 was.

>>36789619
Email student support and book an appointment to go talk to them. They might be able to give you some ideas.

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>up at 330 in the morning finishing up this stupid essay that's due in a few hours

every fucking time

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>>36789783
Oh yeah? I just didn't do it and stopped coming to class. I like your idea better tho.

If you don't want to procrastinate. The best thing to do is sit in the library for 1-2 hours a day. You'll be forced to do work.

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>mfw I'm the one not doing a shit for the group project this time

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>arrive at uni
>wutthere'snoonehere.jpg
>head for the lab
>everyone is there
>I can't enter because I don't have my lab coat
>teacher: lmao dude I sent an e-mail telling the whole class, see everyone here got it lmao gtfo here nigga
>come home almost crying
>check e-mail to see if he really sent it
>he didn't
>so it means the WHOLE FUCKING CLASS got the e-mail but me

SAY TO MY FUCKING FACE AGAIN HOW I'M NOT FUCKING CURSED AND """""""GOD""""""" LOVES ME

>>36786410
Engineering's the gayest major, you should know this by now.

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>comp sci major at community college
>have to take shitty health related elective
>choose sports appreciation

>have a 5 page paper on the history of wrestling due by midnight
>have written one sentence so far

LOCK ME AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>36791649
Hahahahahha game over dude. Consider breaking your arm to get an extension.

>>36782469

lol finals count for 70% or more of your final grade in none meme countries

>>36773313
I have friends but I feel no real connection with them. Honestly if I weren't rooming with them for Uni I might never speak to them.

What's wrong with me? I feel alone but I cant accept the people who are willing to accept me?

>>36783298

It works you plebian, it just works in an obscure and unnecessarily complicated way

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>all 4 of my finals are 100%
haha epic :-)

>>36778187
I believe in u anon. One day I'll be in your position, hopefully by then you'll have made a life for yourself.

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>>36773313
>tfw europoor fag
>Finals in June
Feels good man

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>hey anon could I get your notes?

>>36792227
>finals in july
pls kill me
I want this shit to be over already

>>36786988
look up mnemonic devices. these help you to memorize the first letter of a specific word that is apart of a combination of words. ex: FAGGOT could be 6 facts about something and so on. you could memorize a combination of these (I've done up to 7 for undergrad stuff) and then make a device out of those words (in this example it would start with F)
make sure that what you're trying to memorize is as condensed as possible. no unnecessary information.
record yourself speaking the terms and listen to it while you're doing something like going for a run. that seems to work very well after listening to yourself 3-5 times.
no drugs.

>>36792227
ikftf
also not even too many exams, since most modules were just about doing a presentation or thesis. that said, still have 3 to write til end of May.

Just finished my last final, either gonna get a 3.6, 3.3, 3.0, or 2.7 this semester. If I get a 2.7 im kicked out of uni since the rest of my gpa is shit

>>36791649
>drink coffee
>go on Jstor/library resource and type 'wrestling history'
>read 2-3 peer reviewed articles and take notes on them
>if you're not lazy af then read a few chapters of a book
>outline an essay with a clear thesis statement ("The history of wrestling can be analyzed in three historical contexts: a, b, and c" or maybe something about wrestling venues, organizations, and media coverage)
>write body paragraphs that use footnotes to reference the articles
>write a conclusion that states what was discussed in the 3 body paragraphs
>add sources to bibliography and add other ones that you didn't use to meet bibliographic requirements
it's not that hard, lad

>>36792633
>need fine art credit
>take art appreciation
>professor is an old fat bitch who tells us no hats, no t shirts or tank tops or sweats in class or the grading might be "Very rigid", puts our phones in a bucket
>everyone has to go to 5 orchestras in the semester, we live in a small ass fucking city so literally pay like 30$ for each ticket and your own transportation
>literally half the class failed the course or dropped it

Muh diversity muh arts guise really fucking important

>>36792676
>>36792633
didnt mean to (YOU) you

>>36785927
Are you justt learning this? HS was too

>just finished 2nd year
>had 3.0 gpa
>finished term with 4 C's and a B in lab

How fucked am I? Is there any hope for me left to raise it to a respectable GPA

>>36791649
go to /asp/, they'll tell you all about how nobody in the business ever drew a dime

>>36791649
part one: early circus wrestlers who worked the marks
part two: wrestling settles down into regional territories
part three: Vince kills the regional regional territories
part four: Monday Night Wars
part five: state of wrestling today where everybody is a smark

not hard, famalam

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>still haven't started studying and I probably won't until tomorrow at least

all of my shit are on Wednesday...ALL OF THEM

I want A's, I know one of them is guaranteed an A, but the other ones I'll just settle with a B.

>>36793754
Dude you have all the time in the world, just work at it now. I know I tend to not get a lot of studying at home so I go to the library.

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>>36793827
I know. My third year this semester, I actually only procrastinated like 5 times. I slept like a baby and did all my homework in the library before I even got back to the dorm. I went to weekly study sessions. I just need to take out studying the last minute and I'll be a good goy. I'll try next semester

>>36782867
Bitchass whiteboi, what are earplugz?

I was wondering If you guys use any "brain boosters" apart of coffee. I have bought recently some big red pills that work 5 times better than coffee

>>36784714
>2. Navy requirements are incredibly strenuous.
Ahahahahaha

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>semester has ended
>barely passed all of my classes
>only have one class this summer once a week
>have a shitload of free time
I seriously need a wagecuck job.
Any ideas? I'm thinking of applying at a movie theater as floor staff. I'm your typical shut-in but I'll try to overcome my anxieties to work somewhere.

I'm currently enrolled in a technology program but fuck i hate it, i'll be changing program this summer.

>>36773313
tfw good marks but Team Project fucked up my overall
I was virtually the only one working on the Project

>tfw professor accepted my late exam
>tfw received 100%
>tfw raised my gpa from a 3.4 to 3.5
>tfw can't find an internship so won't graduate on time, though

Just end me

>>36777787
hahahahaha
fuck me

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>When you stay up all night, thinking about your life and your choices, thinking about how you got there in the first place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es4U9ckGjdM&t=31s

Anyone else feel me?

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>tfw failed Calculus for the second year in a row

I don't know if they'll even let me take the course again

>Going to graduate tomorrow
no more greentext stories about no gf in college

>>36773313
how the fuck are you people so shit at basic math?

really slaps those almonds

>exam in 2 weeks
>plenty of time to study but just not fucking doing it for some reason
>sure I'm going to bomb

Kill me lads

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anyone taking classes over the summer? I have a 4 hour calc class twice a week, feels fucking bad man

>>36774270
B- with a 16/30 on the final. Did you go to any lectures?

>meet Indian girl in lab
>nice but not attractive
>never really been a fan of the curry niggers
>see that bay watch trailer with priyanka chopra
>suddenly huge crush on Indian girl

Why tho?

>Doing great in everything but the group project of a terrible course
>If you fail the project you have to retake the course
>There's only me and another guy doing our jobs
>The project is about working in groups so it doesn't matter how well I do individually
There's nothing worse in the fucking education system than group projects, I don't care about my fucking GPA, I will pass any exam, I will stay all the night working to hand in some retarded shit but don't put my passing in the hands of other people fuck

just finished my last final boys

time to get drunk and be neet all summer

only need a 25% or so to pass the course. i've had such a shitty semester that's all i'm aiming for

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>tfw finally finished my four essays
>all assignments submitted so far in the 2:1 zone
>overall grade is currently two marks away from a 1st
>tfw time to spend the next five months getting shredded

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> Basically have to write a book over the course the next few days

Why couldn't professors even this shit out instead of putting half of the assignments off until the last couple weeks.

Also pic related, never buying books again once I figure this torrent shit out.

>>36797715
amazon rentals

>two exams on Sunday night
>both are courses i am kinda fucked in

HELP

>have to present a talk at a seminar on Monday
>never been to a seminar in my life, have 0 idea of what I'm expected to present in terms of information and original exposition

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>99 in anatomy
>I calculated the percentage I need to get an A
>I can get a fucking 38% on the final and still roll out with an A

>>36773313
Just quite, you won't find a job.

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>former classmate from hs asks me to look at his paper
>he's going to community college
>he knows I get good grades at uni so that's why he wants me to look at his paper
>he's doing a argumentative essay on the subject of video games not causing violent behavior
>he sent me what he has so far
>it's one page with two paragraphs, a bunch of spelling and punctuation errors, and no title
>he wants me to complete the rest of his paper for him because he's stuck
>even though it only need to be 4 pages
>keeps texting me saying the paper is due at midnight and that I need to work faster

Is this really happening right now? A four page paper is a fucking joke. Plus, it's an argumentative essay and those are super easy especially when the research is already out there. I'm not doing this shit. Am I an asshole?

>>36798574
They're the asshole without question, never talk to them again

Or, write some random shit to embarrass them

>>36798613

Now, he's offering to pay me. Perhaps I will write a bunch of stupid shit.

>>36798077
There will be a round table and everyone around it will share their subject. Discussion can occur after each participant's speech. It's basically like a book club.

3 days till finals im stressed please respond

>Passed everything including a 70 in a finance class by a guy who doesn't teach.
>Got a 61 in my most feared class.

Just one class in summer school and I'm finally fucking done.

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>failed my english class
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>that test that should be easy, but your certain you'll still manage to fuck up
I have a chem exam 9am-12 tomorrow, I think I can at least get a B but I'm scared that I'll over think things

>>36800838
>tomorrow
an exam on a saturday?

>>36793418
He's talking about sport wrestling, not that fake shit they talk about on /asp/ you fucking autist.

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>>36800649
>failing english

>>36785477
He should be asking you the same thing you fucking yuppie.

Anyone here have any experience with getting back into Uni after getting kicked out for failing to many classes...?
Im sure they will let me back in after a year or so off but not sure what to tell them.

>>36800649
I know that feel, I just failed a Health class.

Anyone here doing physics?

>>36800898
Yes, I don't know why my uni thought this was a good idea

>>36801356

I was but I plan on switching majors. Physics is boring as hell.

>The autist in the dorm next to me is loudly screaming at some competitive game he's playing at 2am again.

I just want to sleep.

>>36802772
if it makes you feel better, that's really funny from my perspective

>>36802772
set your alarm for 6 am so no one sees you
wake up and put a sticky note on his door that says "stop being such a loud faggot"

>just today finished my very last presentation/project needed to graduate
>graduating BS in Mechanical Engineering next Sunday
>3.75 GPA
I FUCKING MADE IT I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT NO MORE HOMEWORK NO MORE TESTS I'M FUCKING DONE BABY

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>8 days till finals
>want to get 7 hours of sleep for once so I can study properly
>normies come back drunk and fuck everything up
>fucking nauseous
Welp, here goes another night.

>>36783081
>>36793901
You're in the library, you fucking chimps. I understand it's a foreign concept to you shitskins, but a little decorum goes a long way

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>had final early this morning
>ketamine comes in the mail
>do that
>still feeling wonky over 8hrs later and have work in a bit
uh...
this was supposed to last for like one hour

>>36803520
>doing ketamine on the same day of finals and work
anon we need to talk

>>36803598
hi, im anon
how are you today?

>>36802910
Congrats dude, be the success I hope to be if my university lets me back in.

>>36802910
now youre a wageslave :)

>>36773313

>Have 3 hours left to finish a final research paper and an exam (which is basically another paper)
>Still need another 1500 words or so

It's suffering being a lazy english major

>was up all night writing five page paper
>have a week to write a ten page paper
>haven't opened a single one of my sources yet

JUST

>>36803851
procrastination is the most retarded normie personality defect there is

nigger just pretend it's due 3 days earlier than it is, it's L I T E R A L L Y that easy

>>36803851
why are you on r9k then, moran

>>36773313
Just qualified for my master's in education. Also found out today that I passed my final cset exam, passed all of them without studying, shit was so easy.

>>36803920

I can't set deadlines for myself and have them be as effective as external ones...even if I start working on something a week before it won't get done till the day of. Tfw was never taught discipline

>>36803927
I ran out of things to say :'^)

>>36803920
not everyone has xanax to calm them or adderall to get shit done

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>>36773313


>be severely depressed (actually not the norm for me kek)
>barely scraping by one of my courses with a low 50's (pass is 50%)
>if i fail it i would literally be kicked out of university and have to reapply, even tho i only have 1 year left
>had my professor in a few lower year classes that i did well in so i talk to him
>straight up tell him i am depressed and if i fail his class i will be kicked out of school
>he goes into a deep tangent about his own struggle with depression
>gives me genuinely helpful advice
>makes me optimistic i can pull through
>i get to the final worth 70% my grade couple months later
>completely unprepared
>had zero motivation to do anything in life at that point, didnt eat, didnt sleep, could stare at a white wall for an hour and feel nothing
>leave LITERALLY 60% of my test near or completely blank
>walk out KNOWING i failed the course
>spend the next 2 weeks trying to figure out how im going to explain the fail and maintaing my neetbux
>get marks back
>professor passed me
>thank u based professor

>>36804013
>I can't set deadlines for myself and have them be as effective as external ones
why not? it's literally all in your head

>>36804261
are you a mod stalking me? I love drugposting
but I never even used them when quitting my chronic procrastination habit, so my point stands anyway. suck it

>>36773313

who

/n e v e r g o t o c l a s s/

here?


if there's no incentive to go to class (like in class quizzes) there is virtually zero fucking reason to go to some of them. i've taken way too many classes where the professor teaches directly word for word from the textbook. putting pages of the textbook on slides and reading them off as if it's teaching.

Anyone who takes calc is asking to kill themselves

any robots at UMD college park?

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>on academic probation for the second semester in a row
>still haven't signed up for classes that start in 2 days
>only in community college for general studies
>parents will kick me out if I drop out or get kicked out of college

There's just no hope anymore.

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>>36804452
>buying the textbooks
>paying not to go to the lectures you already paid for in your tuition

>>36804557
have you considered actually trying?

>>36798182
nice job anon. my anatomy professor was such a hard ass that almost nobody got an A. I got a 96. Normies cant be bothered to study and then have the balls to complain after they get shit on.

>>36804557
>waaah someone sign up for my classes for me or I'll be kicked out of mumma's house :(((((((((((

>>36800349
>>36800349
Youre going to do a great job anon, I believe in you.

>tfw made my schedule for next semester
>PChem, Biochem, Cell biology and a bunch of stupid elective courses
>tfw will never know what sleep is like ever again

>>36773313
>tfw can't join the military cuz history of mental illness and suicide attempt

It's either finish college or live life in poverty just kill me now

>>36804603
>his uni is so shit it doesn't have every textbook you'll ever need

>done with my semester
>can finally play vidya, shitpost, and watch anime for 3 months straight

feels good man

>>36804836
Make it a priority that you feel good, you earned it.

I miss my family and I wish I had a friends I want to fucking die I hate myself I hate college why was I born different than all the rest fuck you God help someone pleae I want to make it up to my family I am nothing I am worthless help help help

>>36804866
Thanks buddy. My first semester here, came from community college. Broke down crying with joy with my dad when I found out I was accepted, finally felt like I've hit a point in my life where I achieved something to get on the path to a normal life.

>>36800956
>you fucking yuppie.
Nice ad hominem.
Not even him, but the school district I went to school in has 9 or 10 high schools with a special one that kids either drive to or get bussed to for class that only offers career and technical education.
It's in North Texas with an average household income of around $120k.
Maybe you shouldn't have gone to a shitty school district.

>>36804603

>paying for lectures

L M A O

Nobody in real degrees pay for lectures. They pay so they can write a test to which they can eventually obtain a piece of paper. 90% of them teach NOTHING outside of the textbooks, because zero significant changes have been made in the real degrees in fucking forever.

>going to a 2 hour lecture to watch a borderline senile man fumble around with lecture slides directly pulled from a textbook
>not staying comfy.jpg and reading the notes yourself in 1/3 the time

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>when you pathetically bombed your final and got a 40 but it's ok because you only need a 31 to pass the class

>>36773313
>graduated 3 weeks ago
>wake up with more anxiety about my future every day
Will this end when I find a job? Or am I fucked in the head?

>sent my little sister a text message saying "I love you"
>ten minutes later campus PD shows up my door asking if I'm trying to kill myself

What the fuck? I mean, I do want to kill myself. But am I so far gone that saying "I love you" to my sister is grounds for concern?

>>36805716
Fucked in the head just like everyone else
You'll always find something to fret over

>>36805756
I just want to have a purpose again anon. It's scary waking up and not doing the thing that I spent the last 16 years of my life doing

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>>36773313
>haven't studied Calc 1 yet
>exam is tomorrow
>instead of trying to study, I'm shitposting and playing guitar

Funny how the only class I'll pass this semester is Music, and with a straight A at that.

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Are student loans worth it if your parents refuse to help?

I'm in the S part of STEM.

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>>36781562
If I don't see it, it doesn't exist

>tfw 2.1 GPA

It'll probably sink lower since I'm sure I failed 3 classes this semester.

>>36806161
I don't know how the US system works, but if you're in the UK,I don't see why not.