>have a 20 word summary assignment due in 3 minutes
Give it to me straight, guys. How fucked am I?
>Six second presentation due in 15 hours
Fuck, I am so done.
>7 character research paper due in 2 weeks
Might as well fucking drop out now
>have to choose a letter of the alphabet and send it in an email to my professor
>due any time in the next three years
i'm so fucked guys, hold me
What is it with robots and sonic the hedgehog?
>>36816668
not all robots are fedora tipping neckbeards
>>36816668
Minions are way better than sonic
Why is everyone looking at him? He looks a little strange but not strange enough to turn your head and stare.
>decide to learn some programming
>make some app
>gets popular real quick
>everyone's talking about it, tons of attention
>don't like it
>take it off the app store
I'm sure you've heard of it
was it angry birds?
>>36816631
angrybird
>kill yourself
>>36816643
o wait i meant flappy bird
> Be me
> Be a normie
> Wide circle of friends, reasonably successful with women, active social life, good job, solid 7.5/10 on a regular day etc.
> Browse r9k sometimes
I am willing to dispense normie wisdom to you robots.
no one want your advice faggot. r9k hates normies so piss off and die
>>36816603
Most of already know how to be a normie, we either cant, or have convinced ourselves we cant.
Any kind of advice to us is just frustrating because most of us have been hearing the same "advice" and "Knowledge" for the last 5-15 years.
We don't want you here.
>>36816603
are you rich anon? wanna buy e a boardgame?
Let's talk about our dicks here guys.
You a grower or a shower? Get that bitch nice and swollen like a caveman club with the veins popping, or is it a fresh and clean looking police baton?
Uncut masterrace or jewed out of your foreskin?
Share it all with your best of robros. No fucking roasties allowed.
>>36816573
>>>/bant/
There is a whole new board created for you. Now LEAVE you skinny-fat faggot.
>>36816573
Uncut, 6.5" x 5.5" and pretty veiny
>>36816713
I'm sorry man, you have some of that small dick action going on? It's okay it's all about how you use it.
>finally eat 800 calories after several tries
>super hungry
>go to the store to pick up some more Diet Pepsi
>on the way I drive by a Pizza Hut
>stop at a red light and stare in the window
>see all the people eating their pizza
>it's probably hot and fresh
>I can imagine going there and eating all the pizza I want at the buffet
>before I know it I'm at the Pizza Hut ordering a Diet Pepsi and the buffet
>have 9 breadsticks, 13 slices of pepperoni pizza and 4 desert breadsticks
Does it ever end?
>>36816563
800 calories is too little even for the skinniest of skinny guys. Just try eating 2000 calories a day and get 150g of protein at least. You can still eat a shitty meal once or twice a week.
>>36816563
Eat 800 calories in plain baked potatoes next time. You will be full, I promise.
>>36816563
>go to the store to pick up some more Diet Pepsi
Diet versions are worse for you
If you had to choose, which one of the two would you describe as worse?
Trump. He's both an atheist and aligns himself too much with Jews.
>He lead us to believe he was our guy
.
>maybe he is, he's just playing a 4D chess game we mere mortals don't quite comprehend yet
Both are garbage, but at least Trump is funny sometimes (albeit unintentionally).
MAKE THIS A BLUE BOARD
I WANT TO BROWSE AT SCHOOL
I just want to browse without seeing a bunch of male assholes.
>>36816524
So you're saying you don't want to see this boards' userbase?
underage phoneposter please leave
>fall for the "get a job meme"
>find out I'm being underpaid by $7 an hour
day of the uprising when?
That's below minimum wage. You can sue.
you can sue them and get the business shut down and owner probably inprisoned, its illegal to pay below minimum wage
>>36816439
it's above minimum wage, just below the amount the workplace agreement states
I'm thinking of disowning my sister
>she doesn't have asbergers I do
>she got teenage love, I had casual sex in my senior year and college short term gfs
>popular in high school
>liberal, I'm a Natsoc
>my family is the movement even though my father likes me more it seems
>has called me retarded a few times
>Hasn't set me up with a friend of hers
>>36816398
>Natsoc
She should disown you. You fucking normie.
>>36816571
>Natsoc
>Fucking normie
Have I been baited?
> I had casual sex
REEEEEEEEEEEE OUT GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG GET OFF MY BOARD HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK OUT OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Check this out:
>A quarter of straight porn searches by women are for videos featuring violence against their own sex. Five percent of searches by women are for content portraying nonconsensual sex. While men still search for significantly more porn than women, search rates for these more extreme types of sexual content are at least twice as common among women than men.
>Those statistics make for fairly surprising reading, but are the facts Dr Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, a former Google data scientist, discovered when he was given complete access to PornHub's search and views data for his upcoming book. "If there is a genre of porn in which violence is perpetrated against a woman, my analysis of the data shows that it almost always appeals disproportionately to women," he writes.
https://www.vice.com/en_nz/article/why-are-so-many-women-searching-for-ultra-violent-porn
What do you have to say for yourself fembots? Why do you like watching BBC gangbangs?
Because it gets me off. Deal with it.
>>36816478
>Because it gets me off. Deal with it.
I can deal with it. Link the stuff you've gotten off to recently.
>>36816396
>Women like to be abused by Chad Thundercock
No shit Einstein, virtually every woman is sexually submissive. Which makes feminism and strong womyn shit pretty funny, too, because they can't let go of their inner obedient girl.
Also
>citing vice as a source
What's the most Robot college major?
>>36816383
>Philosophy
Abstract deep thought without a direct real-life-application. Also autists and people with ocd are good with the highly analytical and logic stuff.
Computer Science is a contender
>>36816383
>Also autists and people with ocd are good with the highly analytical and logic stuff.
I'm not sure if I'd rather you say that you have OCD because you always double check for your keys or whatever, or this.
If I date a girl in my league, will she cheat on me with Chad? Or will she be loyal to me? I really want a relationship, and I used to be angry that Chads got to fuck all the hot girls, but I realized that I don't deserve to fuck hot girls because I myself am pretty unattractive. I just want somebody to love, srs.
I'm about a 4 on the attractiveness scale btw.
>>36816332
Practice with girls around your own level, then shoot for the stars.
>>36816332
looks only matter for a first impression anon, you can get any girl you want as long as you are nice, funny and know how to talk to girls.
that said, any girl are at chance of cheating if you're a dick and not good at relationships
>>36816332
She might. But if you're an insecure fuckbag about it, you drastically increase the chances. If you get a gf, relax. For the time you're together, she's probably in to you. Yeah she'll get a dozen or more Chad offers during that time. You can't stop that. She's a roastie.
But just hang in there. The moment she seems to stop fighting and stop caring and becomes distant. That's when you need to worry.
The picture of American health
is that a fucking water from starbucks?
>>36816799
>>36816799
>v-venti water please
>>36816861
I miss her I remember she did the AMA here awhile back and then she reappeared at shia laeboufs thing and now she has become some sort of alt right figure head
would you fuck the fat kid up robots?
Yeah.
I just want to fucking fight, and this would give me a socially acceptable way to do that.
There are 2 ways you can take the virginity of a woman.
(1) have sex with her
(2) beat her
she will never forget the beating. in fact she'll probably fantasize about it, like all rape victims do.
>>36816384
>>36816340
implying you arent pussiezz