Dicks

>>36816573
>>>/bant/
There is a whole new board created for you. Now LEAVE you skinny-fat faggot.

>>36816573
Uncut, 6.5" x 5.5" and pretty veiny

>>36816713
I'm sorry man, you have some of that small dick action going on? It's okay it's all about how you use it.

>>36816729
true that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTDvJyIB3lU

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>>36816746
Top kek, keep lying to yourself

>>36816729
No, I am just tired of seeing anime-posters trying to make homosexuality cute. Pic related is what it actually looks like. Now LEAVE.

>>36816782
What the fuck man we're just talking about cocks here, why do you have to come up and make it gay? Don't project your dirtroad drifting fantasies on my straight ass.

>>36816819
Then GTFO with your filthy thread talking about ''cocks''. Fuck you. Leave.

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Im so fucking ashamed of mine, its 5.5 and cut
I fucking hate this shit man

>>36816990
Having a bigger dick isn't anything special if you're introverted.

I'm terrified of ever getting a random boner in public.

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>>36816573
Anyone else enjoy their own dick musk?

>>36817018
I love mine. Best is when you've been wearing sweatpants for a few days and you just get a huge waft of that ball- and dickstink when you change your position.

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>becoming a size queen
I can't help it, if I see an uncut dick that's at least seven inches I'm stiff instantly.

Was kind of hoping I would make it to seven but I am 6.5 bone pressed.

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barely 5'5 with no girth
>You a grower or a shower?
yeah neither

>>36817018
Dude I love mine. I often stroke my hand beneath my balls and smell it, oh it's so good

>>36817018
it doesn't even smell like someone else's sweat, it smells genuinely good to me what the hell

>>36816713
Holy shit it was actually named that, forgot all about it.

Yeah so I started ruining orgasms lately when I masturbate, I had read online that if you do it right, you don't have a refractory period and can keep going after you cum, and it really works. Sometimes I think about eating my cum after fapping but after I ejaculate I don't want to anymore, maybe now that problem will go away.

>>36817232
Here's what I did to get me to want to eat my cum:

>grab a cup
>jerk off, cum into cup
>pour milk into the cup, and add some sugar
>stir and drink up
>repeat next time, but use less sugar
>keep doing this until using no sugar
>keep doing this but with less and less milk each time

It builds up your taste for cum and eases you into it. It honestly works, so give it a try!

>>36817274
This makes mustard gas, doesn't it?

I hate my dick because of how small it is. 4.25 inches and very thin.

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>>36817292
>not knowing the good old milk + cummies = zyklon B trick
anon how new are you

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>spit in hand
>jerk gherkin for a bit
>smell hand

God damn that's pure sex, teleport em back to the first time I whacked odd.

>>36817556
That's the magic sauce man.

>>36817085
i wish i could lay my dick on another one to compare
not even a weird size just think its hot

>>36817344
There's a special kind of lifestyle that is suited for guys with small penises.

I'm angry right now and I do not want to talk about dicks sorry.

>>36816573
>5", 6" when hardest
>grower so if I'm not hard as diamonds I'm not as big as possible
>confidence issues
>only a little over two fingers in terms of thickness

I'm the epitome of average. I know I would never bother with dick pics for that reason.

>>36817931
And uncut. And sensitive to cold since when it's freezing out I shrink hard.

>>36816573
This gif really turns me on and makes sucking cock look nice but I'm not attracted to guy is real life and I'm not that cute anyway

why are you doing this to me

>>36817840
Eternal loneliness? I'm already living it.

>>36817018
I can sort of understand why girls get addicted to the smell even though they might deny it

I cannot imagine vaginas smell better though, feel free to correct me

>>36818822
Vagina musk smells really good if the girl has proper hygiene. There's a difference between fish stink and delicious vaginal musk that comes from letting it simmer for a while, just like you have dick musk and full blown lumps of dickcheese.

>>36816782
And? I can post cute anime grills and fap to 3D masculine men.

>>36818822
I'm attracted to a girl when she's on her period. I can smell it through her pants even though it doesn't necessarily smell good. A while back this girl sat behind me in class and all I could smell was her menstruating vagina and it drove me nuts. It's not like she announced she was on her period, I just knew because of the subtle scent.

t. Bloodhound (get it? BLOODhound?)

>>36816573
I have a shower/grower

I'm 8" and about 6" in circumference hard but only 5"x4.5" soft. I also have pretty big nuts too desu. None of this helps if I can't use them though. :(

Every dick here is cordially invited to fuck my throat.

>>36816573
I'm a grower. When i'm flaccid, my dick is pretty adorable. Though, it grows into a very impressive size. The last time i measured it was in 8th grade, back then, I was already longer than the average adult male. Middle school was a long time ago, for me

Unfortunately, im an absolute virgin. A big dick won't do much, unless you can actually talk to a girl.

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8 inches hard, 5 inch soft.
uncut fresh & clean, although I should shave again

>>36819532
Those are some girly fucking hips my man.

>>36819532
i demand to see you peel it halfway back

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>>36819554
yeah skinny af and eat trash food sry

I have a 6'5 dick

Im definitely a shower.

I've had sex twice and each time the girl was in frenzied utter ecstacy, begging me to keep going and even thanking me

Is it a meme that 6'5ish is small I keep seeing like 7s EVERYWHERE

>>36819554
>hips
>literally straight as a fucking board

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I'm eating a croissant but I wish it was a smelly uncut cock

>>36816573
>tfw 5 inches and black means short because of Le blacked maymay

>>36819623
Maybe that's a straight board in America, but here in based Europe this motherfucker has a girly pelvis.

>>36819630
I want to mash her food into a giant fucking BALL them slam dunk it onto her head

>>36819666
The fuck are you talking about? I'm from the UK and his hips are literally a straight line.

Thin waist IS NOT the same as wide hips.

>>36819695
Man maybe all those crumpets got to your head my dude, but I'm gonna respect your view and agree to disagree.

Viagra shouldn't be prescription

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>>36819713
it
is
a
straight
line
you
dingus

>>36819589
ur skin shows the trash food u eat for sure, can u eat like vegetables and shit from now on.
dunno if you can see but you have like yellowish ''staining'' that white people get. i dunno if its cause you aren't scrubbing yourself properly or what but it doesnt look good my man!!!

>>36819789
Hey man that's some good looking hips you draw. Do you have a Patreon I could follow?

>>36819800
>my man
>my dude
You remind me of someone I hate who is a total socially retarded nerd but still speaks like that.

>>36819589
>>36819532
How tall are you?

Don't know if its the angles but i'm 5'10" and roughly the same measurements and your dick looks a lot bigger on your frame.

>>36819313
>but only 5x4.5 flaccid
>only

You literally have a flaccid dick the size of the majority of the world's erect dicks.
>>36819532
Same with you.

>>36819840
6'1 / 186 cm and around 70~kg

>/r9k/ apparently all has big dicks

Why are you here then? You shouldn't have any problems being a normie, just send dick pics and get laid. Go away reeeeeeeeee.

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this is my benis

>tfw 5'4" manlet
>tfw 5" dicklet
I'll have the standard euthanasia pack please.

>>36816573
p. small, like 4.5 inches. Also not a show-er. I grow like 800% when I get erect.

Have had multiple gfs. No one really cared.

>>36819894
That's really weird. Must be the angles or are you 8" non bone pressed?

>>36819930
looks so yummy

i bet a lot of precum would ooze out of that hole

>>36819951
Just checked, it's 22cm bone pressed

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>>36819789
actually imo I have feminine hips

>>36819994
Okay that makes more sense. I'm 7.5" nbp and 8" bp, must be why yours looks bigger.

>>36817856
It's okay, anon, you don't have to talk. Just whip it out and I'll communicate with it directly

>>36819969
it shoots thick loads too, but I always fap too much and never give it time to build up :(

>>36819994
Why are you here? Go away 1%er!

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tfw you have a thundercock but haven't had sex in 3 weeks

>>36817556
>jerk gherkin

idk why but this made me giggle..

>>36819969
>tfw you don't precum because its the woman's job to lube herself up
>>36820154
>tfw 5x5 average as fuck dick
>have wide hands so it makes my dick look even smaller when held

my life is all about being average and boring.

>>36820174
>giggle.
hey there little femboy ;)

>>36820126
a big penis doesn't mean I can't be a robot

>>36820206
welp.. figured me out fast.. hi hehe

>>36820232
Yes it does, you could literally text any single girl your dick and get laid most of the time. You are not a robot, get out!
>>36820154
GET OUT!!

>>36820254
Let's have those stats boy. What are we working with here.

>no cute cock slave gf (male) to worship your cock
why even live

>tfw cut and just want to play with an uncut boy's cock

>>36820427
>you will never fuck melzinha bonekinha, vixxen goddess, jessica versace, or vicats

What's the point of living?

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>>36820460
I love it when a tongue gently gets under my foreskin. Better than a full-on blowjob.

>>36820477
>bonekin

>>36820405
uhh... stats? heh ^~^ what'cha mean?

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Chad cock coming through

I just want one to edge play with and slap against my tongue

>>36820477
Dude the things I would do to vicats is ridiculous.

>>36820516
You know exactly what I mean you cheeky little cunt.

4inch uncut here

>tfw no dom bf to put me in chastity and make me worship his dick while my dicklet press against the cage

>>36820563
sorry >.< gimmie a sec..

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>>36820537
God damn, spoiler that sahara action my dude. I felt my foreskin tingle just seeing those fissures.

>>36820486
>all the things I want to do to a cute boy's foreskin
make it stop

>>36820537
>man's palm is 3.1 inches wide
>the space between is the size of a small bic lighter without the flint ignition (2.2 inches)
>5.3 inches
>2 fingers in width, 1.2 inches, giving you a rough girth of 4.4 inches
Welcome to being average anon, enjoy your stay.

>>36820565
>tfw uncut dick to jerk off get hard just watching how much he's enjoying himself

>>36820597
It's probably closer to 6 and thick enough to be useful

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>>36820590
All dicks are beautiful in their own special way.

>>36820624
GOD DAMN that head looks like the top of my tongue what the fuck

>>36820597
Wow, that's actually nearly spot on. Just a shaft-hair over five long and four around.

>>36820621
Definitely not, you can tell by the way his hand his wrapped around it and the general size of the fingers/palm/hand.

Trust me, I know my dicks.

>>36819554
nah, looks totally normal. I'm guessing your an e-doctor or some shit though. people have hips, it's biology.

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>>36820624
It looks like caviar, not in a good way

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>>36820624
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING THIS HORROR

>>36820624
I WANT TO HUG DRY DICK ANON. DRY DICK ANON IS CUTE! CUTE!

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>>36820646
GAZE UPON ITS SPLENDOR

>>36820652
I'm pretty good at figuring things out.

>>36820717
please stop I'm scared ;w;

>>36820717
dude wet your dick more ffs... increase the showers god damn it!

>>36820646
I bet when he fucks a chick in the pussy he can taste fish.

>>36817232
i eat mine for the gainz

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>>36820736
And finally, the classic that started it all

>>36820794
that's actually fucking disgusting holy shit

>>36820486
I would love to do that to a boy and watch them squirm as I do it!

>>36820904
can i offer to be the one squirming anon? :3

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>>36820486
I loved it so much when my ex gf did this. I actually wish I could've stopped myself from getting fully hard because it felt better while flaccid honestly... could never cum from a blowjob anyway.

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>>36820904
It feels so good. Gives me shivers just thinking about a soft wet tongue darting all over and under it.
>>36820931
Yup. Getting your foreskin sucked and played with while you're flaccid or rocking a chub feels way more intense than when you're sporting rock-solid wood.

>>36820931
that pic pretty much describes me kek

>>36820929
of course! as long as you don't forget to cum deep in my throat <3

>>36821028
heheh sure thing ;) <3

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>>36821028
>tfw not filling anon's tummy with a huge load RIGHT NOW

>>36821069
>>36821226
oh, how I would love to be spitroasted by two anons with a lot of pent up semen...

>>36816573
>You a grower or a shower?
Grower, although is not really big, i'm only 5.5'' and around 6.3'' girth, so my dick ends up looking like an angry dwarf when i got a boner.
>Get that bitch nice and swollen like a caveman club with the veins popping, or is it a fresh and clean looking police baton?
It mostly depends on how aroused i am.
>Uncut masterrace or jewed out of your foreskin?
Uncut.

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>>36821389
Anon that's way too lewd.

>>36821715
u-umm... that pic is not helping...

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>>36821788
Is there something you need help with?

>>36821848
I-I guess I wouldn't mind being in that blonde boy's position... Although I prefer being the one who does the sucking

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>>36822099
Filling anon's mouthpussy! yes!

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>>36819873
Anon 5x 4.5 here. Original post

>>36822447
gimmie <3

Should I be moisturizing my cock if I'm circumcised? Uncut cock always look so smooth and hydrated.

>>36822563
it won't do anything, we're cursed to live a horrible existence
>tfw dad held me down while they did it
why did you betray me father

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>>36822489
And hard 8x6

>>36822596
my mother wanted me circumcised... my father instantly said no kek

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>tfw haven't sucked a dick in years
I miss having boy friends

>>36822662
xP niceeee <3 hehehe

really wouldn't mind riding you x3

>>36822717
Thx wouldn't mind being ridden either.

>>36822717
>>36822737
Get a room already you buncha fags <3

>>36822759
heheh.. if he's offering then i will x3

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What's it like to suck a dick? Asking for a friend.

>>36822800
boring, but I felt like a naughty girl when he came so that was nice

>>36822831
how the fuck is it boring?... you're bringing pleasure to the one you love :/

entertaining to see the faces they make desu haha

>>36822856
Um I didn't love some fat dude that messaged me on Grindr ten minutes ago. I was very shy and self-conscious the whole time. Also, I'm legit prison-gay, not genuinely gay.

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>>36822800
Tasty, the smell of a moist uncut dick is pretty great too

>>36822831
>>36822856
This. You're also horny too so it's pretty fun imo

>>36822800
Nice desu but I've only ever recieved the succ. I've heard that cum can taste good if the guy ate sweet foods

shower as fuck

like 2 inches soft and 6.5 hard

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>>36822856
Roasties aren't capable of love in that way, lost cause man.

>>36822932
that means you're a grower anon

>>36822909
yes! exactly! this anon gets it!

have fun with them and it's good for you both... plus i enjoy teasing :3

>>36822940
me and my boyfriend do just fine? it's not a lost cause :3

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>>36822992
>btw I'm also a girl xD
OUT you foul cretin, you don't even have a dick - why the fuck are you in a thread where robots are sharing dick feels and bonding over them? Do you see my musclebound ass prancing around in fucking tampon and female health threads? FUCK NO - so piss off!

>>36823048
anon I'm gay :P lol massive faggot.

i have a dick ;P

I think I'm attracted to dicks because I like my own so much, but I'm definitely not attracted to men or masculinity. Maybe I should try a qt trap someday.

>>36823096
try me anon! ^-^

>>36823107
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
actually NY

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>>36823089
>replies to a roasties comment stating "me and my boyfriend do just fine"
>is not a roastie
So did the cummies just damage your reading comprehension anon? You need to keep it together if you want to properly please!

>>36823125
damn... if it were london i could have had a chance to get to you ;3

>>36823157
I'm sleep deprived anon... xP insomnia... ive been thinking about speaking to my doctor about it though... idk...

>>36822954
fuck I'm drunk I meant grower

>tfw you have a dick but it never gets any use

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IDK if I'm a grower or a shower, but I'm 4.5".
I have so much body hair, I hate shaving because I don't know where to stop and it looks weird just having a bald spot around my dick.

I think I have an average dick but everyone I show it to says I'm big :c

I love showing off to people and trading pics. It's weird when someone says "omg you're uncut? :o" because like aren't most people?

Cut dicks are DISGUSTING btw

>>36823708
I wish I wasn't cut anon. Americans and Muslims and Jews think circumcision is totally normal.

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do you like my penis

sorry about the messy desk

>>36823523
Poor you. It looks all dry

>>36823836
nice pink head, I love it

What drug is you guys' favorite to beat off/have sex on. I prefer a little bit of alcohol, about a drink or two anything after that I lose feeling. A lot of people like weed, but cumming feels
way better sober to me.

>>36823992
My boyfriend likes to take DXM. I'm clean.

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My bbc in rest mode

>>36824190
Shieeeet nigga, whys yo hand white

>>36824190
>>36824588
>dis niqqa jerked off so much his blackness rubbed off of his palm and now he white

8.5 by 7.2
Wife loves me pounding her silly
Anal is rare
BJs dont work

>>36820023
wow thats a disgraceful body for a man you fucking faggot

>>36824685
This is what peak male performance looks like. You may not like it, but this is it.

>>36824190
disgusting hairy filth, I wish black people did not exist. They fucking ruin the world's beauty

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>>36823992
The first time I came inside my ex while we were both super stoned felt like I was cumming for minutes straight. I just laid on top of her afterward still feeling like I was orgasming even though the ejaculation had long since completed its course. It was the best sex of my life. First time I choked her until she started passing out, too, which made it so hot.

>>36817085
I'm literally 7 inches and uncut. You were saying?

>>36817085
>likes big dicks
>wants his own dick to be big

>>36824942
HE WAS SAYING THAT IF HE SEES A 7 INCH DICK HE GETS STIFF

About 6.5 inches, Jewed out of my foreskin at birth. Kinda veiny kinda not.

>>36820023
I'm honestly a little jelly of that

>>36817018
Guilty.
I've also purposely gone to hookups after going to the gym and watched them just bury their faces in my lap and inhale deeply, it's kind of hot.

>Shower
>Have a massive vein that shows while flaccid
>Average length but extremely thick
>Massive loads

As for the pheromones, it gets so bad sometimes I can't wear shorts in public. Even with showers I end up getting that "musky" smell and it's sometimes a problem. Like there have been days where I can smell it through my own pants.
can we post pics or no

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Nobody must ever see me soft first, it is my greatest shame.

>>36816573
Veiny; 6"x5" hard, but 2"x1.5" soft.
>not sure if grower = good
Cut by muslim paedophiles, but gonna start restoring so it at least looks functional after I finish jelqing it up to a bigger size (unless it turns out that one can jelq and restore simultaneously).

>>36825606
If only girls enjoyed that musk.

Also pics pls, thick is best

>>36816573
"jewed out" but hey who cares it's cleaner and healthier

>>36825693
>restoring
If you're talking about surgically attaching a foreskin

DON'T

NOPE NOPE NOPE

>jelquing

fuck off with that too

>>36825749
>cleaner

let me fix that

>it allows me to go longer without showering until it's all gross and smelly

>>36824588
Wait, do white people not know that black people have pale palms and soles? It's pretty cool.

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>>36825709
Just for you senpai.
>>36825693
Shit I'm glad you brought that up.
Here's a pic of my progress after restoring for 3 years.
It's a super long, slow process, but the results are legit, I can assure you. Got more pics if you're interested, I can answer questions you have about it too

>>36825765
No, I meant stretching the shaft skin out so it looks like foreskin and moves somewhat like one too.
>>jelquing
>fuck off with that too
Why? Does it not work? I'd like it to be above average, since I can be almost certain any future bf will cheat on me with some AIDS-rat, big-dicked chad and subsequently infect me, leaving me out of my dream job and dumping me in a purgatory of misery, emotional confusion, guilt, lack of trust, and self-hatred.

>20 years old
>skinny
>want to get fucked
>have had the occasion several times
>terrified of meeting people, never went through with it

;_;

My ballsack sweat smells like jacked doritos

>>36825932
I'm sorry, I thought jelquing was to attach weights to your dick

I basically responded knowing jack about what you were saying, my apologies

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>>36825932
Since you brought up restoring, do you have any questions since you're just starting out?
Want any advice?
Pic related, I just hit CI-5.

>>36822662
Do you have any more pics of your feet?

mine is 6.5x5 is that good. i would really like to have big attractive penis

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>>36825709
Here's a better pic, Anon.
Being girthy is nice but it has it's issues.

>>36825905
>>36826101
Actually, I did want to know if there are any good homemade type devices I could make that fit well under clothes? I was thinking of a baby bottle nipple one with elastic cord to provide tension and a bulldog clip to attach to my underwear, since I work long hours and almost all of the rest of my time is divided between cooking food, eating the food, and sleeping.
Also, I keep hearing to use the scar line as a reference point, but the retard who did the deed cut on an oblique and jagged plane, so the scar line goes 3/4 the way around the shaft, but dips down a couple of centimetres towards my scrotum on the ventral side. Not really sure where to pull from because of this...
Thanks in advance.

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i've posted mine a few times before

i'm a grower definitely. jews got to me. i keep it trimmed, but rarely shaved.

>>36826410
do you shave the your body except your pubes? you look really good

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>>36826465

no i just don't get body hair

thank you though

>>36826476
I'm jealous as fuck

I hope you're putting yourself out there to some extent, beyond just putting pics on /r9k/. Can't let a cute body and huge cock go to waste

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>>36826568

Mmmm, thanks

i get out and around enough. not as much as maybe i could or should though

>>36819554
learn the difference between hips and waist

>>36826372
There are lots of home-made devices, I can't vouch for their comfort or ease of use though.
I don't know where you live, but you could go to any hardware store and look for those plastic caps they use for toilet fixtures. They stay in place really easy, hold tension, and keep your skin in place. It's also super easy to adjust unlike rings.

As for where you should pull, I would start with whatever side has less slack, and go from there.
If you were cut super tight like me, I would cross-tape overnight for a couple months before doing manual stretches.

>>36826267
please respond have confidence problems

>gf says I'm big
>only 6.5
Is she trying to make me feel better?

>>36826753

no dummy

6.5 will feel big to plenty of women

stop worrying. if she's lying she's not worth obsessing over anyway.

>>36826681
>above average length
>perfect girth so you don't get toothy blowjobs or have to spend ages on foreplay.
You're fine.
>>36826753
That's a respectable size, considering most vaginas are anywhere from 6 to 8 inches deep.

>>36823836
A E S T H E T I C
Origgg

>>36826753
What's your girth?

I'm the same size, but my ex thinks I'm huge. After we broke up, she was being a bitch to me because I was seeing a new girl and she was like "when she finds out you can't keep it up, she'll scram" then I responded "you think it was my fault when I couldn't get hard" then she said "FUCK YOU it's not my fault it was huge!" (referring to when she would try to blow me but could not keep her teeth away)

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>>36826753
I'm 6" and ex thought I was big too. But then again we were both virgins for each other... At first I was hitting her cervix but it never happened again after the first month of banging. She still could only take half of it in her mouth lol. Meh

what is the perfect penis size for women. i have heard it is about 6 to 7 inches

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>>36827522

8 x 6, proven by science.

>>36827613
this piece of scientific "evidence" doesn't take into account that every woman is different

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>>36827613
>proven by science
lul

>>36827919

tfw can never dock

fucking kikes

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>>36827919
Maybe it's cuz I'm drunk but that shit's hilarious

>>36827818
yeah but here's the thing: if you have a big dick and she has a shallow pussy, you don't have to use all your dick. if you have a tiny dick and she has a big pussy, you can use all your dick and still not fill it up, you know? And if you're pissed off, you can't just tear her shit apart. Big dick = big versatility

I've got a 6 inch uncircumcised tiny pecker. I've shown two women it and they both laughed at me and told me it was gross. I'm considering getting cut so it will look better for women and it might grow a quarter of an inch. Dick size is everything and 6 inches isn't enough for the vast majority of women.

>>36828587
my point went over your head I guess

some girls don't get off to vaginal at all, some are more responsive to penetration regardless of length

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4 inches
Cut
Not veiny
Slightly thicker than average for its size
with a large proportioned head
Pretty fem
Looks good in panties
Slight dent on the right side near the base
Truly my life path as a tranny was chosen at birth.

>>36828647
I've never met a woman who doesn't get off to vaginal. The g-spot is real. If you can't hit it with your dick, you can fingerbang it or go for a tool-assisted speedrun.

I kinda miss my old gf who would squirt like crazy. Whenever I needed to hydrate during an epic fuck, I'd just go down on her, bang her spot, and get lit.

>>36828821
there's nothing I can't reach with my dick I can reach with my fingers.

>I've never met a women who hasn't shown indifference to dick

FTFY. Women faking is not uncommon

>>36828937
You can do things with your hands that your dick can't do. It's like having eight articulated dicks and two button mashers. I've been trained in the secret lesbokata my friend, my hands can do things you'd never dream of.

>>36828651
That sounds very cute anon. I'm happy for you!

>>36828651
I wanna bully that penis!

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>>36820322
I don't think you understand how women work my dude

>>36829130
Don't bully anon, that's a mean thing to do ;w;

>tfw no male friend to suck off and cock worship while hanging out like normal

>>36830308
I didn't know I wanted this

oregano

>>36830324
You do now. Hanging out, playing vidya, then he takes your hand and places it on his crotch. Then it escalates until he comes over and has completely replaced masturbation with your body. And he's more than happy to show you how good you make him feel.

>>36830363
You're killing me. Almost makes me consider making (actual) friends, if the odds of that scenario happening weren't ridiculously low

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>>36830308
>tfw no healer who supports my dick during those long fights, acting as my stress relief when the encounter fails or as a focal point for my victory celebration with a hot load right into their tummy.

>>36825671
Damn nigga grew like 700%

>>36830484
But what a reward, right? Have a bro over to play a zombie with. Talk about it while he lays behind you and wraps an arm around your waist, eventually fondling you. Leaning back and giving him full access. Then after a while, pausing and feeling his hard as steel rod. Maybe some mutual stroking...maybe you just slide down and start licking and giving him proper attention until he blows hard enough where you have to swallow hard twice. Then you kinda suck and squeeze the rest out and get back to playing and talking.

Then you lay with him and enjoy grinding against him until he grabs your hip after some rest and dry fucks you. Preferably by this point you're both nude from the waist down so you can point him in the right spot and he can remain hard while prodding and groping.

>>36830577
this is actually making me a bit depressed now. Sorry

>>36830577
Goddamn that sounds gay as fuck but I'll say I'm mildly intrigued. Ever experienced this firsthand?

>>36830685
It affects all of us anon. It's why I don't write smut anymore.

And I used to have a friend I did this with. I'd never admit how great it was but it was.

>>36816573
My dick is 7 inches measured with body measuring tape. But if I do that goofy "bone pressed" meme it goes to about 8 inches? That's weird/dumb as hell so I just say it's 7 inches.

My cock is cut and it's also brown. Can't win them all I guess? A lot seem to like brown cock though.

>>36830701
And yes. A shame he never once spent the weekend here since the most I could make him cum would be twice in one visit.

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>tfw no guy to let me worship his cock while he ignores me

N E W J E R S E Y

A N I M E
P E N I S

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definite grower. i think it looks ok though

Kind of want to post my cock since i never have before. Kind of insecure about it since its ugly.

>>36830805
Someone will like it you roastie(male).

>>36830797
Did you dip it in a glass of bleach?

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7.3 x 6.2 uncut here

>>36830734
>yes
Fuck right off normalfag.

>>36831154
>having gay sex makes you a normalfag

You don't even know how easy it is compared to roasties

>>36831231
I know, because I'm gay and a virgin. That's what being a robot is like. You're not a robot, so you should fuck right off. Quit ruining the board.

>>36831304
Because you haven't tried or you're ugly. Those are your only excuses because that's how easy it is to be gay and have sex. You don't know the struggle of a straight robot. You don't know what it's like to constantly doubt your social competence just to get a girl's attention

>>36831406
>admitting this openly that you're a degenerate normalfag
You can quit polluting the board anytime. This board is for robots.

>>36831304
>>36831457
I'm not the guy you're insulting you fag. I just lucked out on having a friend for that stuff. If you stay cooped up you'll never get anything.

>>36831485
>words words
Yeah, we get it, you're a normalfag. You still don't belong here.

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>6.5x5.5 hard,
>2 inches soft
Definitely a grower.

Got jewed out of my foreskin and I'm still a premature ejaculator.

>tfw not gay but bought a dildo to practice deep throating on

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>tfw you sniff anons musky dick and balls

>>36831518
Stop fingering yourself so hard. That's how you got butthurt.

>>36831657
>lol u mad
Why are normalfags so vapid?

>tfw no friend to experiment with and try gay stuff
>tfw not good enough for robots

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>no small dicked gayboi to admire my kinda big but not huge dick

>>36830899
wtf delete this
L E N S S E R A F I N O

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>>36829130
I hope someone bullies me someday

>>36825671
How thick are you?

raviolo