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STOP BElNG DEPRESSED
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>>36898880
Depression is a normie tier "illness" and is just a giant meme.

Can't stop if I didn't start being it in the first place
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I'm gonna sign an executive order and take away your tendies if you don't stop being depressed.
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Make America Happy Again

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>hate my job
>co-workers constantly ridicule me
>no friends
>no one likes me (not that I can blame them)
>lost all interest in hobbies
>no money
>27-year-old KHV
>no purpose in life

I've had enough, fellas. I'm gonna jump off a cliff that's 30m from me. Suicide note is on point.

bye
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not much to say besides good luck and goodbye
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How can you not have money if you have a job?
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I hope it wasn't all bad, OP. Find peace if you can.

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My father forgot when I have birthday again.
Even got the year wrong.
How is your day going, robots?
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>>36898803
Who gives a shit about birthdays?

Do people actually celebrate them past 16?
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really bad. mood is swinging up and down from an hour to hour basis now, getting more and more paranoid and delusional during my highs and lows it's actually scaring me

never thought that would happen.

I give it a few months until i completely lose a grip on reality desu
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>>36899058
I don't, really. I hide it on social media, so I don't get those empty wishes.
What unsettled me was that as a father you should actually remember the ones of your kids.
Either he's going senile at 60, or is more autistic than I thought. It's even more unsettling when I find out I'm more and more like him year by year.

I'm planning to dress as a trap later this week for a comic convention. Do any of you have low budget advice on how to do this? I'm already planning to get cat ears somewhere and borrow a necklace with a bell on it from someone I know.
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Post on craigslist asking for a daddy to make you his sissy
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>>36898796
Live in America and drink water and eat a lot of sugar (don't worry, the food is full of it). You will grow tits and wide hips in no time.
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>>36898796
Get one of your friends to do make up for you wear 2 pushup bras to give the appearance of cleavage idk what else to tell you honestly

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Good day lads. Post 3dpdfu's.
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whoa whoa whats this op image lad
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>>36898789
I'm gay an I want to date a man
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>>36898810
I'm a performance autist.

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wat is the shitiest scruffiest most sickly bad looking peeper u have?

pic related
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>>36898760
Marko? :(
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>>36898760
all my pepes are beautiful
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>>36898760
That Pepe looks like sam hyde

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Were you ever happy when you were younger or were you always miserable like today? Has bitterness eaten away at a once-good personality?
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I dont remember a time where i wasnt bitter
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>>36898756
I was happy when I was younger. I think most of us were, anon.
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>>36898756
I was until I got molested which was about the time I started school. I just wish I had one more year before it happened. So yeah I was until I was 4.

Any documentary suggestions?
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>>36898708
I don't watch documentaries sorry
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>>36898708
Adios africa and empire of dust: china in africa
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>>36898708
an open secret, on hollywood pedos

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Fembots, why are you so mean and bitchy? Do you enjoy it?
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>>36898599
Yes, just like you anon we love the bants here.
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>>36898599
I dont enjoy my periods (boiperiods) but it goes away in a few days and I am back to normal
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im bitchy because you all deserve to be bullied

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Is WinCo a white trash grocery store?
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>>36898550
I'm mexican and go there
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>>36898569

I guess trash in general
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No it's great. Good prices, good selection, open 24 hrs. I do my shopping in the middle of the night and it's always empty. Super comfy.

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Daily reminder to do your kegels for today. Kegels are not just for women, they give you stronger erections and allow you to shoot further, both of which are very attractive traits. Please do your kegels and remember to do them tomorrow as well.
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50 a day is good, right?
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>>36899176
Depends on how fast you do them, how long you hold the kegel, etc.
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>>36899264
I hold it for five seconds then release it for five seconds. In total, 10 seconds equals one rep.

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>be me
>18
>no friends
>very lonely
>etc
>add me
>on discord
>asspie#8527
>ty
>pic related
>its me
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>>36898483
fuck off disgusting normalfag
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>>36898483
get out bitch this our board
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>>36898483
Is pic relatino really you?

What the fuck, why's he so big?
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He is a sizable fellow
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>>36898564
For you my frienderino.
I see people like this everywhere.
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Perhaps he was wondering why he would say Hillary broke the law without throwing her into jail

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>dumb hicks call soda "coke"

proof that you are all mentally retarded
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It's not a big deal. It's like calling tissues "kleenex", window cleaning solution "windex", or bandages "band-aids".
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>dumb Americans argue over whether carbonated beverages should be called "coke", "pop" or "soda"
>not just calling them carbonated beverages or fizzy drinks
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>>36898514
fizzy drinks is by far the gayest way to refer to soda

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>mommy is getting the BBC
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>>36898469
Why don't you ask for it next?
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>>36898469
Lol you guys are really pushing this today at leqst the trap fag is gone
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>>36898582
unironically is habbening to me irl....why have yall done this

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