How to become a trap low budget?

Post on craigslist asking for a daddy to make you his sissy

>>36898796
Live in America and drink water and eat a lot of sugar (don't worry, the food is full of it). You will grow tits and wide hips in no time.

>>36898796
Get one of your friends to do make up for you wear 2 pushup bras to give the appearance of cleavage idk what else to tell you honestly

If your skinny and not super masculine congrats, the internet considers you trap-tier.

Its not hard to impress these retards desu. Just wear stockings and a dress and you can get all the attention you want.

>>36898796
3D traps aren't cute like 2D traps. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>36898847
>If your skinny and not super masculine congrats, the internet considers you trap-tier.
Unfortunately, I'm an average size build, not skinny.

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>>36898867
I disagree. There are plenty of cute 3-D traps.

Where is a good place to buy the cat ears I need for this? I live in America, in a big city.

>>36899247
Taxidermist

>>36899414
Dammit anon, you know what kind of cat ears I meant.

>>36898927
Why did he kill himself?
org

>>3689944 buy them on Amazon or something

>>36898796
Thrift store

>>36900690
What are the odds a thrift store has something like that?

>>36900622
>org
Right? He was such a good trap. If that isn't enough to be happy with life, then I don't know what is.