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This made me sad to see so low on the page with zero replies

>>36899529
OP that's so pathetic no women would want to date you ever. You don't want a gf you just want someone to need you.

Just pretend you have someone to care about you till you stop acting like a degenerate. Here is another tip... Go outside.

Do you legit have some kind of brain damage or were you just born incredibly stupid?

>ex soviet ushanka with symbols removed
>old early 00s hilfigur windbreaker from highschool
>slayer t shirt
>baggy jeans
>new balance sneakers

normies get triggered when they hear/this so probaly ya

>>36899455
wow rude, apologize to op

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>dr becker

>Dr. Tremor
>Please report for neurosurgery

>>36899392
Holy shit i miss y though
Can any y brothers relate?

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Posting more of mine as a bump :,^)

>>36899381
The chubby one with the big tits. 19264....whatever. i know her name but forgot. You got it?

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>>36899677
Chyna Chase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3E3pAPdJ6U

I like to watch videos of vacuum cleaners on carpets. Not really an ASMR feeling maybe but the sense of things being cleaned and freshened and put in order calms me down and makes me feel okay.

>>36899746
These kind of ASMR videos make me really uncomfortable. I actually find it more soothing and relaxing to listen to loud music with intense singing.

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Looking for friends.
steamcommunity.com/id/illwarshipurdock

>>36899216
I haven't seen one of these in awhile what happened?

>>36899216
lmaoing@you originally

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>>36899195
it was a small amount of the dank. I got some secondhand smoke and took two good hits, and got a bad hit of the resin, and the high wore off at about 3PM est. And last for about 3 hours roughly.

>>36899195
You're fucked unless your metabolism is really fast

>>36899286
im gonna be exercising for the next couple of days pretty intensely.

Your pic related mate me a soda kid. Damn water cucks

I'm naturally a water kid, but in this world water kids are stepped on and taken advantage of by soda kids.

So I tried to become a soda kid. But it was undignified and made me feel embarrased at times.

The best is to be a mix between the two.

Fight to have everything your way with poise, strategy and a solid unflinchhing dignity

>>36899166
if you drink 6 oz or less of soda and treat it like dessert, it's not that bad. it's only bad when you substitute all of your water with soda, get addicted to the caffeine in it, warp your taste buds so that you can't drink water anymore, etc.

a little bit of soda with lots of ice is pretty refreshing during hot weather months.

I'm just going to nip this on the bud. The average dick length is only like 5 inches. Some girls are size queens but the majority can orgasm with smaller penises. If you really don't think you can do anything to a girl with your dick learn how to eat pussy. Finally if a girl is already naked in bed with you there is an extremely small chance she'd ever stop just because of your size. If you're in this situation don't address the size at all.

>>36899128
>women's ideal penis
>an entire list of paragraphs

my sides

>>36899482
i just want a woman to be satisfied with me

>>36899120
post face with timestamps

>>36899155
No lol
Origano

>>36899253
Life is too short
Your thread is going to die
Just do something wild

How the fuck did you make it to 19 without having pastrami before

>>36899173
Anon is working a labour job at 19 instead of studying and his father works late. It's obvious in this story anon had his first taste of pastrami at an old age because he's poor

not poor just like haveing full benefits at 17 an hour i work hard and i have for 9 months now and i will continue to till i can't if you work hard in life you can get as far as you want

>>36899097
why wont i die in my sleep

Good been bitching on /pol/ about how this board used to be good back in the day of gentlemen and the whining faggots here need to fuck off and just kill themselves already.

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>>36899127
>tfw you have a nightmare
>but then you wake up to something worse
>your life

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>>36898996
Feeling pretty comfy right now. I'm just chilling after running some errands and washing my car.

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>>36899424

Fantastic, comfy plans for the evening?

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feeling supreme comfy feels listening to this right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeaDE1magRk

gotta stay up all night to get my work finished but i have a nice mug of tea and comfy tunes to keep me going. looking forward to submitting it and spending the weekend reading a book in the park in the sunshine hopefully.

>too short
>input lag
>songs are annoying call-and-repeat

gitaroo man
short enough to be played in one sitting, yet challenging enough to enjoy.
also the levels change occasionally, so it isn't the same all the time

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>main character designed to be an unlikable retarded trashfire who's good at nothing and hated by everyone
>almost perfectly emulates me, even down to small things that are too unlikely to be "lol that's me XDD" bait
night in the woods was really something

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>>36898883
Is this a new villain I'm the sonichu lore?
Has chrischan returned?

sonnigger

imagine if we did to sonic what we did to pepe

imagine sonic is the new hate symbol or the simpsons or macdonalds

we're sorta doing it with wendys and pepsi is getting there too