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>"Oh hi neighbor! We just moved in next door and thought we'd swing by and introduce ourselves..."
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>gay but white
>white kid
i'd chat with them
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>>36946923
"Haha, cool, cool. Well, I'm anon. What're your names?"
what, im not homophobic.
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>>36946923
Oh hey, I'm anon, nice to meet you. Who is the father of this little guy? I'd like an opportunity to meet his mother too if we're going to be neighbours.
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IS HATING WOMEN JUST A MEME? 2017-05-11 09:04:55 Post No.36946872
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IS HATING WOMEN JUST A MEME?
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I really don't get it. Is this all a joke?
I'm very depressed, but I don't blame other people for my situation. I know there is no reason to date me and girls don't owe me anything. I have a few female "friends" which I talk to regularly (it's not romantic in any way) and their company is nice.
Sometimes I fall for a girl, but I know she would be better off without me. In the rare moment when I decide to tell her how I feel and she rejects me, that's fine. Yes, I am sad and I know I will feel very low for some time, but it's not her fault that she doesn't like me this way.
Currently I'm obsessing over a girl I barely know (met her at the group therapy), we both seemed to like each other and were supposed to go out, but in the end she changed her mind. I probably won't see her ever again. I feel terrible, but I don't blame her. I blame myself for being such a loser.
So, do you really hate women and think they are responsible for your loneliness and unhappiness?
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I'll fuck ur mama
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>>36946872
Most of us just find it easier to lay the blame on the other side of the coin when it's really our side that's rusty, OP
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i dont necessarily think they're responsible for my happiness. i dont hate them. i just think they're not worth it.
Why do rich guys always go for the leeching cunts instead of genuinely nice girls?
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Rich guy here. Are you a nice girl? If so, how big are your tits?
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Because the leeching cunts come up to the rich guys pretending to be nice girls
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after exposure to enough signs of the guy being loaded, any girl will change into a leeching cunt
>thinking there was a girl who was 'different'
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ITT we share our 'tisms 2017-05-11 09:03:07 Post No.36946831
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>Started plotting graphs where I put life satisfaction and career progression on a scale of 1-10
>Started taking longer routes home so I can be autistic without being spotted
>Panicked when I was about to have an interview for an unpaid work placement so I didn't go
>made a facebook account along with 50 other accounts so when employers search my name it doesn't look suspicious.
>Spend my free time thinking about time and how linear it is.
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>constantly stress about the fact that either existence will be forever, or at one point end. Like you'll exist forever so literally every memory is worthless because you can always replace it with something else or at one point you wont exist so who gives a fuck what happens, its meaningless either way
>nap at random times during the day so I can be awake at night (not to do anything...merely lie there)
>have an intricate fantasy life (I think about stuff happening that really won't and get caught up in thinking about things, for like an hour or two sometimes)
>notice myself not caring about things that previously mattered to me
>read summaries of movies instead of watching them
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>make magic cards of all good art I find (they are pretty bad)
>currently converting pokemon into hearthstone cards
>made a whole bunch of spreadsheets for wow clones, sc2 campaigns and infinity engine systems but lost them
>must mod every game that I think is cool but am pretty lazy so don't get far
>I skip around like a little fruit when I'm excited, feel no shame
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>get food in a drive thru only to eat it in the parking lot
>always make sure I'm parked far from windows and other cars when I do this
>get to work way too early so I sit in my car until maybe a half hour before my shift
>keep feeling like people are watching me so I change spots every 10 minutes or so
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>Get in Anon-kun!
>We must help Dolfi-chan to invade Poland!
>What do you waiting for?
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Deutscheland sieg heil ! I'm always ready OP
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Oups *Deutschland
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>>36946937
Oregano comentaro
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Why aren't you using your greatest superpower /r9k/?
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>try b urself once for real
>world goes to shit right away
never again
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My super power is actually the volume of cum I produce, as well as the velocity with which I shoot it.
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>>36946789
This only works if you're already wonderful to begin with.
We've all "been ourselves" for years and it hasn't exactly worked out for us.
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What is up with this 'asian girls love white cock' meme?
All i hear on the internet, and especially here is that eastern asian women prefer guys to their own, but i've yet to see it in action. Every foreign asian qt i come across always has a faggot asian boyfriend. And they always appear to be SOOOOO in love too. I'm at work now and a beautiful beautiful asian girl like pic related walked in, wearing a pink summer dress, with her beta as fuck asian boyfriend. And not even a prettyboy twink asian, but a balding, ugly, glasses wearing, short, soft doughy fat bodied faggot asian boyfriend. And they're holding hands while browsing mattresses. THEY'RE HOLDING THEIR FUCKING HANDS AND LOOKING AT BEDS, IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.
I don't believe asian women like us at all. I've only matched with 1 asian girl on tinder, out of the many many i've swiped, and she was a westernized, bitchy sorority stacy. I actually took her out on a date but she ghosted me after. I'm goodlooking, have hundreds of QT white girls, but only 1 asian in my entire 2 years using tinder, and she wasn't even a real eastern one.
Asian women only like tiny fishstick dick. Don't fall for the meme.
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*prefer white guys to their own
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Because you bullied her brother on 4chan for being Asian and he showed her the thread.
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>>36946857
They read in pictures though, how would they know?
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If I shot myself in the head with a FMJ round would it kill me quick? Or do I need to get hollow points? It's 7.62 X 25.
Baby rats unrelated
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You wouldn't need a special case to begin with, your head isnt made of metal. Hollow point will tear through flesh. Why a 7.62 though? A 9mm works just fine.
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>>36946699
A high velocity piece of hot metal going through your brain is going to kill you.
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>>36946733
Oh.
7.62x25. I misread.
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Are you apathetic?
Over the past few years, I've been slowly losing interest in everything, and now I have nothing left. Even though I may feel enough energy to give something new a shot (lately it's been reading about philosophy), it's just a way to pass time, since it's impossible to really pursue something if you don't care at all for it. Traditionally enjoyable things like music and video games do almost nothing for me. A catchy melody might be good for one or two listens, but I simply can't get immersed into the atmosphere like I used to. Looking at beautiful pictures is like being sterile - you know there's something there, but your body won't let you feel it. I don't care about other people, or my future. Lately I've even given up the dream of traveling. It's not a phase anymore, and I'm not sure what to do. The world is completely gray.
Please write your experiences.
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Bump. I can't be the only one with this problem.
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Yeah I'm the same I lost interest in all my hobbies, I can't watch anime/movies anymore and I barely have any motivation to do anything. My life feels so empty and pointless, I haven't felt real emotions for a long time.
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I don't know if my brain is broken or if it's just me being a trash-person. Over time everything has just became meh. I'm starting to wonder why am I even still bothering with things because I know whatever I do won't make me happy. I sit and aimlessly fuck around on my computer and hate myself for being like this but I can't motivate myself to change or do anything else. I started to just smoke pot daily because it makes it all more bearable if I'm high, but people frown on that because then I just seem like a pothead.
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while watching this webm i had a strong urge to drown myself
what does this mean?
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You may be capybarakin
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>>36946616
Why are those hamsters in a sauna?
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>>36946616
Because you are an edgelord?
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Got a nice hot bath brewing to open the veins, some painkillers to thin my blood and some comfy razors. Anything I'm forgetting to maximize my chances of success?
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Just jump off something tall or google how to properly hang one's self (to break the neck)
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Painkillers to thin your blood?
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Cut your dick and don't do it
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How can I treat my pathological homosexuality? 2017-05-11 08:48:37 Post No.36946517
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How can I treat my pathological homosexuality?
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So I come here to ask my fellow robots how I can cure this pathological homosexuality, it was developed from having penis envy and having a "big cock" fetishes, I just liked seening pretty gurls get fucked by huge cocks (couldn't even fantasies about me having sex without being some cuck/humilation). I thought I had a small penis, put it turned out I was being delusional and I'm bigger than average.
At 25, after being a socially isolated wizard for most of my adult life I started to make myself think I was gay, It was probably because of lonliness and having mentally blocked myself from wanting anything to do with girls (my mind went mgtow just so it wouldn't hurt being alone, because being with a girl felt so realistic).
Now my sexuality is fucked up, I don't want or seek gay sex and I don't like thinking about girls because that only gives me hurt feels. Yet I'm /fit/ now but I'm still a complete autist that avoids social interactions like the plague.
Tl;dr I feel for the "if u have gay thoughts that mean u gay brah" meme yet I still find girls attractive but I try not to think about it (because that would mean I'm a straight guy that did gay shit and my mind just can't handle that).
And No I'm not bisexual, if this is bisexualism, then it is a horrible mental illness that gives u nothing but pain.
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I'm a gender monkey shit lord
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>>36946517
Are you me pal?
Literally me word for word I guess I'm just at peace with my latent homolust.
If I catch feels for a dude he's screwed and so am I.
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>>36946637
I think I also developed this homosexuality because I would put the pussy on a pedestal, like it was a far a way goal that I would never reach in my life time (kinda like becoming a billionaire).
Also, social anxiety fucked me up for good and I never really interacted with girls when I was a teen and still don't. I feel like that's why i'm permanently damaged in the straight apartment (my shit's all fucked up because of underlying impairment in social skills that leads to homosexuality or some fucked up thing.
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Would any of you guys date me?
Im a 30 yr old trap looking for a robot bf
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>>36946512
Honestly?
Probably
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>>36946512
>trap
Keep telling yourself that buddy
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>>36946512
Why did you put a watermark over this image?
Why is the filename a UTC timecode?
That isn't you
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As a light brown guy, how do I attract black girls?
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>>36946459
Men don't say, "as a". Nice try Monique.
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With bananas
Works the same for both male and female monkeys
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>>36946550
As another brown guy I have to say that isn't true
>>36946586
Not gonna lie I really like bananas, they are my second favorite fruit behind pineapple
That's a very rude insult though
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How I cucked my friend 2017-05-11 08:45:10 Post No.36946440
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>be me last summer
>just got home from deployment
>gf left me while I was overseas
>confide in a few friends about what happened, they helped me through a lot of it
>Good friend of mine, we'll call her Paige
>Paige and I went to school together, were always friends
>never really attracted to her. She's pretty, but I was more friends with her than anything
>We talk about it because her and her bf had just broken up, she could relate
>Fast forward to when I get home
>Happy to be home, friends greet me, we get drunk, have good times, etc.
>One night while drunk at a fire, Paige and I make out
>Felt really awkward the day after, ask her if I made shit weird
>She says no, laughs it off
>We have a group of people that hang out every week, multiple days a week
>One night while drunk, friend of mine, we'll call him Jim, tells me how he likes Paige
>Like REALLY likes her, borderline obsessive
>Tells me he's dumbstruck by how pretty she is and that something about her just draws him to her
>Feel kinda bad about making out with Paige, but didn't know how he felt before so fuck it
>Jim didn't always get to hang out and drink with us because of work and shit
>one of the nights he's not there, Paige and I make out again
>we were both into it, felt right, so we continued
>I ask her the next day how she felt about it
>she tells me she enjoyed it and wouldn't mind going again
>meanwhile, Jim continues to profess his love for Paige to me every time he gets drunk
>Sometimes cries about it because he feels like she would never go for him
>feelsbetaman.png
>Paige comes over my place one time to hang out, just us
>we end up fucking
>not just one time, but several
>Jim is becoming cringe-tier with his dealings with Paige
>asked her out once, she denied him and told me all about it
>He comes to me and tells me how he asked her
>I'm stuck somewhere in the middle, fucking the girl my friend had strong feelings for
>This went on for a few months over the summer
More?
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why not, keep going
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Yes post the rest in the >>>/trash/ where it belongs you Instagram, FaceBook, Twitter, and Reddit crossposter.
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>>36946440
You're a shit friend.
>yea dude I'd get over her, I'm actually fuckinf her right now
If he's a bitch and hates you for this then he's a pussy who can't accept women are whores and he never was a true bro to begin with.