Why aren't you using your greatest superpower /r9k/?

>try b urself once for real
>world goes to shit right away

never again

My super power is actually the volume of cum I produce, as well as the velocity with which I shoot it.

>>36946789
This only works if you're already wonderful to begin with.

We've all "been ourselves" for years and it hasn't exactly worked out for us.

>>36946789
lmao. where did you find this, facebook?

my super power am the fact that... I'm not a fucking britfaggot.

>>36946789
my superpower is autism

>be self
>get shit on mercilessly by normies

haha

Everybody here is terrible. This is where people go to let themselves go and be general asshats.

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Because I'd be in jail.
I want to be an unemployed stoner living in the woods, who also doesn't pay taxes [/thread]
Fuck you marijuana laws