Got a nice hot bath brewing to open the veins, some painkillers to thin my blood and some comfy razors. Anything I'm forgetting to maximize my chances of success?
Just jump off something tall or google how to properly hang one's self (to break the neck)
Painkillers to thin your blood?
Cut your dick and don't do it
>>36946629
asprin thins your blood so it's less likely to clot
>>36946700
didn't think aspirin was a painkiller
>>36946568
I wish you a quick and painless death anon. I envy you.
>>36946568
If all else fails just keep slicing. You have to die from blood loss eventually.
cutting your wrists is literally the most stupid, normie way to suicide
>being in pain for hours
>80% chance of living even if you do it right
just use a rope or gun, jesus christ