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I'm 21 and the most I've done is make out with girl a few years ago. I am too much a beta fag to do anything. What would snap me out of this phase any ideas?

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>Anon have you ever played willy wars before???
>The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!!
>I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!
>We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
>My big fat willy used to always beat keith little brown chinky one!!! :D
>But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to beg me to shoot my willy juice in his bum!!!
>I think it was so his parents wouldn't see all the mess and get him in trouble, that's probably why he used to lick up all the willymilk too!

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One more win for the heady heights of bronze 1.

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ppsting this from a motel

I'm such a fucking moron. Three weeks ago I was borderline broke and about to be evicted. My weed dealer neighbor offered to loan me money (no strings attached) and I declined because I didn't want to be a mooch. About an hour into talking he raised the possibility of meeting with his 'distributor' to set up some sort of arrangement. He wanted me to sling dope for his boss. I said fuck that shit, don't wanna go to jail or die. He gave me his number and told me to think about it - tell him (neighbor) sent me. I told him I would think about it and went inside.
Three hours later I cracked and picked up the phone. I told this random stranger I was about to be homeless and that his weed dealer said there might be a way for me to make some easy cash. Sure enough he mentioned the fact that they were one guy short and looking for a replacement. We talked about my relationship with the weed dealer, how long we'd known each other, if I was trustworthy, etc etc. I assured him I was the real deal. He must have sensed I was desperately in need of cash because he kept laughing to himself throughout the conversation. I guess he was skeptical of who I was because he never outright admitted his occupation. Anyway, he set up a cold meeting with one of his guys, said to meet him at a precise date and undisclosed location.

cont.

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Why do wizards not care about women at all? Shouldn't they hate women the most?

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This place is a disgusting cesspit full of betamale orbiters. The pedestalising and resentment here is insane. Almost none of you will make it. This board is dead to me.

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>get robot gf
>she's a bug autist

I'm so sick of looking at and hearing facts about ants

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Admit something you consider strange that you do

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Hello, I'm an American.
You're welcome.

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>emailing foreign girl
>eventually send her a pic of me
>she goes silent

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Lol read the last line.
Why do bitches do this? It's my only match too.

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/r9k/ is too cuckolded and full of woman worshipers these days.
Where can I find a good site that is 100% woman hate all the time?

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I made an Instagram today after years of being told I should make one. I followed everyone I was friends with on Facebook which is a pretty diverse group. A few hours ago I got a notification that one of the people I'm following is making a live video. The person doing it was this 19 year old I had met a couple times in passing. she was in the backseat of a car with two other girls. they were making out with each other and chugging from bottles of hard liquor. It aroused me but it made me feel really sad that she was posting this for all of her followers to see. like what if a famiyl member was following her and saw this behavior? does she even care?

where are we headed as a society?

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Man here asking other men, why do we feel the need to have sex so much?

Anyone got an understanding that makes sense?

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I'm going to give you virgins the low down on it from a former 25 yo khv

>pussies have a metallic sour-like taste generally it tastes sour salty on the outside and more metallic the further you stick your tongue in

>"sex is about passion and the unison between two lovers" WRONG that is what fuckbois and cucks will tell you the truth is..

>sex is all about hard as WORK you pump and pump in uncomfortable positions until you squirt most people have poor stamina because they take the first chance at climax rather than slow down and continue to pump with dull sensation and cramps

>tittes are really SOFT recommend squeezing eventually it gets dull but this is one of the perks of succubi

>getting blown is objectively better than fucking pussy this is because of these reasons:

.pussy is slippery and much looser than a suction grip on your jimmy

.getting blown requires little effort on your part and thus..you guessed it no CRAMPS and the ability to focus on the pleasure

.the tight sharpness of teeth cleaning your cocko adds a sharp sensation of uncontrollability and pleasure

finally most important the ego rush from having your dickaling sucked can be likened to sitting on a golden chair while the whole world grovels at your feet

>missionary is the best position for sex feels natural so not that many cramps

so In conclusion
>sex is not the best form of sexual pleasure (I recommend finding good JOI, lube and training your imagination)
>the ideal partner would be a woman willing to give head once in the morning and once at night
>don't fell bad about not getting tail your hand will 10 times better with good lube

>if I were to create a scale of pleasure from 0 to 1 then
eating pussy 0.01
doggy style 0.2
missionary 0.25 only with kissing
masturbation 0.55
anal 0.6
oral 0.95

>sex is not worth worshiping and orbiting women or getting cucked by them