I'm going to give you virgins the low down on it from a

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>trick or pay women into having sex with you if your not doing one or the other your getting cucked and wasting your time

>cramps
>cramps
>cramps
>cramps
umm...how fat are you exactly?

>tfw having sex
>cowgirl position
>im literally just lying down
>get a leg cramp

why?

>>36959697
this the reality for an average build and health
>were not all /fit/ maniacs

>anal > pussy
Faggotry, plain and simple.

I'm pretty sure you got a blowjob from a girl who was incredible at them and are basing your opinion off that, because most women aren't that great at them

>>36959809
I'm not in shape at all and can fuck for hours and have never gotten cramps at all

>finally most important the ego rush from having your dickaling sucked can be likened to sitting on a golden chair while the whole world grovels at your feet
Can confirm

>5.4 length and 5.3 girth
Can my dicklet make it?

>>36959366
>cramps
>pussy is loose

I disagree but to eat your own. Find a nice small girl and her pussy will cling to yo dick muh african descended friend.

>>36959857
5.3 girth? what the fuck are you square dicked?

>>36959366
>>getting blown is objectively better than fucking pussy

No it isn't. I've had plenty of shit blowjobs I never come from. At least if I fuck I can control the speed a depth myself.

>>36959832
this

For most non sluts, pussy suction is better

>>36959857
>girth
you mean circumference?

>>36959873
>>36959887

pussy is not loose but slippery, I think that's what the anon intended to say

>pussy does not have the friction of hand or mouth

>>36959366
Mate you might as well give me advice on how to repair the heater on the ISS, I'm more likely to be in that situation then have sex.

>>36959887
>At least if I fuck I can control the speed a depth myself

Only high test men think this way. Betas get cramps and complain about having to put effort into dicking some girl.

If you think your hand is better because you have control, learn to control your body while having sex, get in better shape, because once you master this you and your partner will be in heaven

>lube
Get out, kike.

>>36959890
>>36959887
>>36959873


you guys are missing the point first off

>if a woman is willing to suck your dick she is a slut off the bat

>secondly it is true shitty blowjobs will ruin sex but so does loose pussy the point is when the head is bomb nothing beats the ego rush of having another human kneel at your fett and service you lik eyour a king or something

>>36959366
> tfw fantasize about eating pussy, but every time the sensation is described by someone it's always fishy or salty and metallic. At least salty and metallic is preferable over fish, I can't even smell ocean fish (or any other strongly aromated fish) without gagging.

>>36959915
Depends how you like it. If you want alot of friction rub sand paper on your dick. Lubed up is better than a dry hand even in masturbation scenerios

>>36959366
>missionary is the best position for sex
>not cowgirl

>>36959366
>lube


hahahahaha, Merisharts fell for the Jews

thanks Kelloggs

>>36959934
sex is hard work even alphas will agree to that

>>36959945
Man fuck my ego, I just want the feeling of my little pee pee tingling.

>>36959957
>fantasize about eating pussy
this is the ultimate virgin detector
non-virgins may have varying opinions on eating pussy but only virgos think it's the best thing ever.

>>36959886
Come on you know what I mean.

>>36959902
Yeah. I feel really bad about the length though, very insecure I'm going to get laughed at.

>>36959994
Its the fact that hes complaining about having to move his body during sex. Only lazy obese neets complain about this

>>36960015
I doubt you're gonna get laughed at, but it's nothing to brag about. The circumference is pretty decent so that might be a plus.

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Google stories of men who were circumcised later in life, after having had sex with a natural penis. They all say the same thing. After being cut, the vagina just doesn't have the friction necessary to feel good. Sex with a cut dick just kind of sucks.

Which was the whole point of course: >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_male_circumcision#Masturbation_concerns

>>36960015
go balls deep family
>fuck in the dark so she cant get a real look at it
>fuck twice as hard and with twice the enthusiasm to make up for your poor length
>realize you have the national average for penis size

>>36959366
So getting a bj does count as sex? In that case I'm not a virgin, though I obsess about the pussy all the time

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>>36960041
>realize you have the national average for penis size
who cares about the average? Only men think in bell curves, women think in absolute desirability.

>>36960002
You worry too much about what incels think, famalam.

>>36959366
>"sex is about passion and the unison between two lovers" WRONG that is what fuckbois and cucks will tell you the truth is..

WRONG. I'd trade my countless hours of meaningless sex with escorts for one hour of unison with my former oneitis.

>uncomfortable positions

amerifat detected

>getting blown is objectively better than fucking pussy

I'm unable to cum from succ

>pussy is slippery and much looser than a suction grip on your jimmy

stop masterbaiting so much

>the tight sharpness of teeth

you know that she has not much experience with succing when her teeth hurts your beanus

>missionary is the best

In missionary you'll feel almost no sensation at all. Doggy is the best

>>36960075
did l hit a nerve?

>>36960054
Then how do I often see girls with ugly as sin guys?

>>36960095
Well, I'm an incel but I don't really think much about eating pussy, but that's besides the point.
I'm just saying you should stop caring about what strangers think and work on those insecurity problems m80.

>>36959366
>one of the perks of succubi

explain?

>>36960124
Baggage and kids

>>36960088
you have no idea what your talking about anon

>you know that she has not much experience with succing when her teeth hurts your beanus

there will always be contact with teeth unless she is preforming some sort of open mouthed throat fuck for good suction contact with teeth is required

>In missionary you'll feel almost no sensation at all. Doggy is the best

at least there is body to body contact in missionary that way she can massage your back or you can preform oral-oral acts while fucking, misionary is the natural method of fucking for humans and it is most comfortable

>stop masterbaiting so much
were not all uncut fags

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>>36959857
>>36960015

Is it really that important? I mean, I wouldn't know as I'm a KHHV loser, but a guy with a 10-inch dick for instance can't go balls deep on the majority of women without wrecking their cervix unless they're banging a pornstar with a vagina as deep as an abyss.

Have you noticed that most females say they prefer girth over length? Apparently, they like the feeling of being stretched open. The average girth is 5 inches, so you're already slightly above that. And they also say most women don't even experience vaginal orgasms, it's all about the clitoris. But why care about these whores? You're in it for your own pleasure, it's not like they're going to leave once you have their clothes off.

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>>36960124
a. have you correctly identified them as ugly
b. how common an occurance is this

>>36960157
>were not all uncut fags

You'll never feel the pleasure of vaginal intercourse if your penis has been mutilated by the jews.
I feel bad for you anon

>>36959803
this fucking happens to me too.

>>36959809
I don't think so. I've put on weight from drinking a tonne and now I cramp. I never used to cramp was I was a 6'0 50kg lanklet. Could fuck my girl for days from behind. Now I sometimes feel like I'm about to die afterwards if I fuck her from behind. And I'm only 200lbs.

>>36959945
EVERY girl sucks dick faggot. Stop being an insecure cunt. Even your oneitis and waifu suck cock. They just probably don't suck YOUR cock

>>36960241
what kind of idiot says every girl sucks dick?
if every girl sucked dick why are the majority so bad at it?

>that's the kind of faggitry I expect from a guy who uses onetis and waifu in the same sentence

>>36960279
>if every girl sucked dick why are the majority so bad at it?
because women are bad at everything they do

>>36960197
>have you correctly identified them as ugly
Yeah, they don't look even close to the guy in your picture, far worse.

>how common an occurance is this
Like 3 or 4 out of 10 couples.

>>36960294
This

>>36960241
You live life but you suck at it. Is this not comparable? EVERY girl sucks dick. Even the girls who say they don't suck dick.

>>36960374
>>36960279
>You live life but you suck at it. Is this not comparable? EVERY girl sucks dick. Even the girls who say they don't suck dick.

lmao that was for you fml

>>36960322
Sounds like bullshit. You're just shit at judging guys appearance.

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Holy shit, this thread is fucking insane. Nobody has any idea what they're talking about.

I've been having sex with the same girl for two years, and everyone is totally wrong. Sex IS more than just slippery lust; sometimes it is a release of lust, but more often than not, there is a legitimate emotional and psychological response. The longer you have sex with the same person, the more powerful and emotional it feels.

Admittedly, blowjobs are awesome - especially when the girl sucks on/licks your balls or tongues just above your anus - it feels amazing.
But they aren't as good as sex.

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob simply because she loves me - she isn't incredibly attracted to genitals, so it was totally about pleasing me, which is totally fine. I personally find her vagina attractive enough to want to go down on her out of desire, but there are many times that I simply do it out of love.

Sex is barely hard work unless it goes on for longer than 10 minutes in the same position. Just ask her to get on top if you're tired.

>>36960454
>Nobody has any idea what they're talking about
>agrees with 90% of the sentiments itt
what did he mean by this?

>>36960454
shut up you normal with your love and crap
go have a homogeneous family with a picket fence an green grass
then GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD!

>>36960454
Sorry. This thread is for men who have fucked more than one girl. You are/have done neither. Get out of here with that love shit.

I get cramps in my triceps with missionary but being on tops lovely because I can slap/choke her.

I usually hate doggy, she loves it because the angle's great and I wanna get it over with so go fast as I can.

Cowgirl is amazing because boobs are just right there and cumming inside a girl and sucking on her tits simultaneously makes me feel safe and is crazy hot (probs got some mom issues desu)

Tried reverse cowgirl once. Nice view, shitty angle.

Blowjobs are amazing, there's no pressure to perform you just get to enjoy yourself.

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>>36960530
Why would you want to fuck more than one girl?

>hate doggy
What is this meme? This is the best position.

>>36960582
Nah man, i wannna look at her face and make her call herself degrading shit. can't hear her or see her face in doggy

>>36960603
Is she fat? I can hear everything my girlfriend says.

Admittedly, missionary position is very good. The first position I ever tried was the lotus position, which I don't like because my bones creak because I'm a skelly , so missionary doesn't really seem 'normal'.

Agreed for the most part. Some other issues with girls and relationships from a former 32 yo khv:

1. Sex is a lot of effort for essentially the same return as just masturbating. It feels better but it's not worth the hard work. It's like being fat and jogging for 30 minutes to get cheesecake when you're already eating cookies.

2. Time and money. Having a girlfriend is a big investment. You have to spend more money, not necessarily on her, but on things like travelling costs, going out, etc. You also have to allocate time for her, which isn't always easy depending on both your situations.

3. Your routine is fucked up. You have to adapt your lifestyle to hers. Want to sit in and play video games but she's off work and wants to see you? Explain to her why levelling up is more important to you right now and see how she takes it.

4. Her friends and family. This is a big one. You're not going to find a girl who doesn't have someone important in her life already and that person is going to judge the fuck out of you. When you get a girlfriend, you're essentially in a relationship with her whole family and social circle. The bigger it is, the harder it is to win their approval, and when they don't like you it can be a bitch.

>>36960636
Chubby but I love her belly.
It's not her being quiet, I should really be wearing hearing aids haha

>>36960582
Who said I hate doggy? You're getting me and someone else confused

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>>36960671
Fair enough. Also, chubby girls are the best. It makes their hips look larger than they actually are. I want my girlfriend to get chubbier so that I can play with her cute belly, cuddle her, lay on it, and get crushed underneath her while I eat her out

>>36960700
Nah, I just forgot to click on the post I was intending to reply to.

>>36960711
Literally the only thing i'd change about my fiance is that she hates being eaten out. I'd fuckin love to go to town but she gets nothing out of it. She's cum from giving me a blowob though so life doesn't exactly suck.

>>36960711
Why would you not want to fuck multiple girls? You want to fuck one of every type so when you settle down you're not sitting there thinking what it'd be like. That shit will eat you up

>>36960777
nah man. My dicks small and I've got a girlfriend that still has multiple orgasms from penetration. I'm not sitting here wondering what it'd be like to dissapoint somebody and then eat them out.

>>36960777
See, I used to think like this. I used to think about how I wanted to 'try out' other girls' bodies, etc, but now I've done away with it all. I am totally committed to my girlfriend and deeply in love. I banished any other thoughts. I would happily just spend the rest of my life with her.

>>36960759
It's sad that she doesn't like being eaten out. I really enjoy it, and she does too. Making your girlfriend cum through oral before you start fucking her is a surefire way for her to really enjoy the sex.

>She's cum from giving me a blowob
What the fuck, Women are so weird. My girlfriend usually only takes 40 seconds to cum from penetration, so I'm really happy about that.

>>36960828
Wish I could be like that. I settled down now but I missed out on black pussy. I really want to fuck a black girl

>>36960819
Who cares if they're disappointed if you get your nut?

>>36960828
Yeah, instead I do hand shit which gets her really revved up for actual sex. also good position for edging which is definitely worth trying.

>>36960868
I can't get off if I know she's not having a good time. Mental block or some shit. And it'd kind of ruin the afterglow if only one of us had come

>>36960038
fmI

>>36959366
Handjobs are underrated. Lying down next to the girl while she strokes your cock and kisses you is fucking awesome. Gotta teach them how to do it though or they shred the little guy

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>>36960868
>>I really want to fuck a black girl
>committing bestiality

>>36961058
Don't judge me for my sins. Though I should say that I want a black girl with white features and petite. No fat ass blacks.

>>36960901
I used to be like that. Then I got older and stopped giving a shit.

>>36960982
This. Best "sex" I had was a girl jerking me how I liked with her perfect, soft qt feet in my face talking to me. My current girl has not got this and ruins the mood every time.

>>36961119
>girl jerking me how I liked with her perfect, soft qt feet

Wish I could have this happen. I have phimosis, so I can't do that :(

>>36961181
>with her perfect, soft qt feet in my face
Reading Comprehension: F

i prefer the pussy

>>36961181
Start stretching your skin out then.

>>36960487
>not a kv

You don't belong here either newfag.

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>>36959366
I RECOGNIZE HER! WOWOWOWOWOW BLAMMO BLAMMO FUCK THE ROBOT

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>>36960038
I unironically feel sorry for those Anons who can't even feel the pleasure of having an uncut dick

>>36960668
Surprised nobody replied. This sounds like the most sensible anon of the thread.

>>36962039
Because everything except the first part is wrong. This fucking idiot is acting like the one girl he suckered into dating him is the same as EVERY other girl despite waiting 32 years to get laid lol

>>36959366
>>36961689
That is Kylie Page.

I first found out about her from the BLACKED scene she did.

>>36959366
the metallic taste is slightly accurate, but good clean pussy doesn't really taste like anything, more like a very slight tongue on batter sensation, but extremely faint.. analogous to metallic i suppose

sex cramps are brutal. teeth do not feel good with a bj. tight pussy is better than any bj but it's also rare, every pussy is different and some... well, some aren't so great, hence why so many guys prefer bj's. OP is right though, sex is really overrated unless you find a tight pussy, then it's pretty great but still overrated.

>>36961272
damn I hate this
Not all phimosis can be treated this way...sometimes surgery is the only option.
I had a circumcision when I was 20 as a virgin and I don't know how sex with skin could be but I don't find too much difference on fapping
Then I lost the V card at 21and im pretty happy with how it feels so being circumcised is not the end of the world
And it gave me the aesthetics lol here in europe uncut is the common so this is kinda "cool" for sluts here

OP is a virgin or fucked one fat chick and thinks he knows shit

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>>36960668

Op and youare right. 31 years old here.

Sex is hard work for the part of man. We have to do all the work and sucks because you get tired, it becames a chore. Women want you pounding away hard all the time and this sucks because slow and steady is good to have better feels on your dick.

Oral is great i feel much better. Op is correct, blowjobs all the time would make any man fucking happy.

About GF's, the time and cost you need with her drives me insane. You also eat a lot all the time because they are obsessed with eating out or eating while watching "nneeettttflixxxx".

Sometimes i get lonely but then i remember how boring sex can be and how much time and cost i'll have to invest in them.