Admit something you consider strange that you do

Spend upwards to 20 hours a day on this cesspool of misery. I hate all of you.

>>36959545

Me and my brother make animal sounds at each other despite me being 26 and him being 23 also we're way too touchy.

>refer to myself derogatorily in the third person all the time
>punch myself a lot
>call myself pathetic
>scold myself aloud

>>36959572
is that strange? I do the same thing

>>36959588
That's kinda hot. Sounds like there is a lot of sexual tension built up between the two of you.

>>36959593
I mean it's obviously not good for our mental and emotional health. Wouldn't it be strange if we were drinking draino throughout the day too even if we were in a room of people doing it?

>>36959545
I occasionally wake up in some sort of distorted angry panic and attempt to rip the air apart by snapping my jaws like a beast or a rabid dog. I end up biting my pillow, sometimes the carpet, one time it was my arm. I don't really get it, I feel I have repressed anger, most of my nightmares stopped scaring me and started making me angry.

when i was a kid i used to be home alone and play video games. once in a while i'll run into some asshole up to some shit. i'd look at this guy and be like ''look at this piece of shit, i bet he bla bla bla''. eventually i started literally having conversations with myself talking shit to some guy, eventually it led up to me straight up just talking to myself. is this autism?

I pick my nose and fuck around just enough to make it randomly bleed, just so there's at least one semi-interesting thing that happens to me in a day

>>36959614
kekthat's gay man.

>>36959639
I do that too anon. I also continuously touch my nose and move around the mucus with my fingers through my nostril.

I drink a 12 pack of pop every day

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>>36959545
Spend almost all day in my room and never interact with anyone. Sometimes stare out my one tiny window like a gondola.

>>36959614

While he is gay and I'm not sure what's on his mind, I can assure you I do not feel that way. We're just fucking retarded and emotionally stunted. It's really fucked up that I can observe all my quirks and problems but do nothing to change them.

>>36959627
>my nightmares stopped scaring me and started making me angry
Good, let the anger flow through you. You are becoming a true warrior, ready for the upcoming battle for the very world itself. We're counting on you.

>>36959644
Eh who gives a damn. Honestly a bit of homo activity between guys, especially family, is pretty masculine and very normal. Hell I've fucked around with several of my cousins when we were kids and I think it's just part of development and family bonds.

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>>36959715
>this entire post
excellent quality bait my friend

>>36959705
I don't understand any of this. What does that mean ?

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I twirl my beard when i am board like a girl would twirl her hair

>>36959725
I'm not kidding. Can you honestly say you haven't fooled around with siblings or cousins on at least one occasion during youth? Unless you live in Saudi fucking Arabia its pretty fucking common buddy.

>>36959747
You will come to understand soon enough. For now, rest and allow your dreams to fill you with the anger you will need in order to survive.

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>>36959752
you clearly enjoy (You)s, have another one

>>36959545
I don't really think in words.

When I think of ideas, I always simulate me discussing the idea with someone, or in other imagined scenarios.

I don't know whether this is normal or not, but it seems weird.

>>36959792
I can only think in words.
I can't create scenes or even objects in my head.

>>36959590

>Punch myself a lot

Elaborate.

If something happens to me or I even think of something angering enough I'll often bite random objects like my controller or pillow and shake it around like a rabid dog. All the while thinking of biting the other persons nose off. It's always the nose.

when i feel really depressed or suicidal i get enraged at myself. i think it is the only thing keeping me alive. i have family members that killed themselves and that shit follows me. i look in the mirror and yell at myself. how i'm not going to let it kill me. hasn't failed me yet

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>>36959814
>Punch myself a Iot
>Elaborate.

>>36959814
I get mad at my self when I know stuff over and fuck up in online vidiya. I either slap of punch myself but mostly the latter because I don't wanna make much noise and wake my mom. I've already had to lie to her and tell her I was clapping. I gave my self a black eye once over it and told everyone I walked into a door.

i stay up 'till sunrise,look out the window and note everything that's different in relatin to the day before.
it's quite relaxing really.

>>36959588
Fucking inbreds

I pee in the sink. I could be at work, at a restaurant, or at home and I'll always pee in the sink.

I'm surprised it hasn't caught on yet.

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If I'm alone I don't have an inner voice because I speak it. I will have long discussions with myself, toss ideas at myself, go on rants etc. All out loud to myself.

It's made me into a tremendous speaker when it comes to articulating my thoughts to others, but at the cost of my inner voice (aka the one when I'm around others) feeling unnatural
It's also super awkward when someone walks in on me talking to myself at the gym / in my car / in my room

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>>36959819
Text is required. jsbsjsbs

>>36959911
Thanks for that, made me remember the scene and laugh hard

>>36959865
I used to do something similar. Hit myself a ton and even threw controllers. Broke two controllers over the course of years, but when I broke my phone that was when I stopped throwing my shit when angry.

I have an imaginary gf which I sometimes have imaginary conversations with.
I'd rather not tell this if I weren't anonymous.

>>36959966
Plenty of people do that, it's actually a well established thing in Japanese culture. I'm a little fuzzy on the exact details but they're called tulpas

>>36959545
I pucker my lips in a sort of "kissy face" way and sniff my upper lip. I do it so much that the skin above my lip is red from bending so much.

>>36960044
what the fuck?
this isn't bad or anything its just fucking weird

>>36959545
I fuck my pillow and cum in it, then I flip the cushion and sleep on it.

I actually don't know how many people do this. But I hate jerking my cock so I've always fucked my pillow instead.

>>36960089
how often do you wash your cum pillow?

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shave my legs every day and slather myself with various creams & oils

my diet is vegan and consists almost entirely of salad, nuts and various alcoholic beverages

very rarely leave the house in daytime and ALWAYS wear sun glasses

there's more

>>36959545
Rip skin off my lips and throw it on the ground

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>>36960189
>and throw it on the ground

>>36960180
Those are all good things if you have a vagina.

>>36960236
>if you have a vagina
where do you think you are?

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like sucy so much

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At least once a day I'll make some fucked up shit challenge for myself like "if I don't cross the street by the time the little man starts to flash, my mother will die" I love her to bits and the day I lose her is the day I anhero. I do this every single fuckin' day and I hate it. Haven't came across
Anyone who does this too.

Also, sometimes I'll hear a sound and feel I need to mimic it.

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Sometimes I just stare at myself in the mirror. Like for hours. I'll have went there to brush my teeth or something and next thing I know, I'm just leaning against the sink, staring myself in the eye. It's like I'm in a trance, my mind is black and the time just blurs. I try to avoid looking at myself in the mirror anyways

I always thought the "stooped posture with my hands in my pockets" was cool because all the 90's shounen MCs did that. I never corrected it until very recently. I realized I looked like a weakling that anybody can bully because of that posture.

I have a tendency to randomly say Italian numbers, my favorite being "quarantaseiesima" (forty-six).

I sometimes imagine what it would be like to have a relationship with a girl, usually with hot girls in my class

I always have toy guns around the house and I have to carry and fiddle with it if im otherwise not occupied. I mimic reload, draw and shooting animations with it.

>>36959701
how do u guys touch eachother

Sometimes when I'm bored I squirt conditioner on the floor of the shower and slide around. I've found that the more expensive the product, the more slippery.

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>>36959545
I have a habit of "breaking the fourth wall".

Basically, as I'm walkimg somewhere, I'll turn my head slightly left and I'll start explaining my situation or background information to an imaginary audience.

I don't know why I do this.

>>36959545
I talk to myself a lot and add a lot of commentary to everything I do.

It fills the silence of living alone.

When I visit home for the holidays I'm usually on my laptop doing the same early in the morning. My mom says it scares her and asks me who I'm talking to.

>>36960375
Let this be a lesson to everybody, don't do something just because you think it's cool. Its probably not. And especially not for 20 years.

When I was 14 i saw my first love
When I was 15 I kissed her on lips
When I was 15 we rode all the dips
When I was 15 I was depressed
At 14 I made my first true memory, with no gaps and no edits.
And when I was 15 I was ready to roll the credits
Everything bad that has ever happened is your fault, kid.
When it was my third day of my freshman year, I knew you existed
You were my dreams once, but no you were real.
I saw you in my dreams the weekend before I met you
You were in my dreams, i could never forget
It made me think that nothing is coincidence
And all the conditions of hell will be of my expense
I still hope that one day I'll get to talk to you like a normal human being and not get sick while succumbing to older fear.
You came to the glorified show and tell in lace, my favourite type of material since it looks so good on you.
I touched your skin, so soft and milky, delicate and fragrant with your scent
Your scent was so strong, i could smell you when i didn't want to think about you.
What is obsession?
It's being awake at 2am while i think about you

>>36960089
>I fuck my pillow and cum in it, then I flip the cushion and sleep on it.
Is this Death Grips?

>>36960665

Just hugs that border cuddling, I somethings grab his dick and balls.

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>>36959545
In real life and in video games if I do a 180 degree turn counter clockwise or clockwise, I then have to do a 360 degree clockwise or counter clockwise turn.
I guess it's an OCD symptom but I don't do anything else OCD related other than making my deadbolt make the right sound when I lock the door.
It's probably autism.

>>36960675
I always have to justify myself when I do this as if anyone can hear me

>>36959545
Trash about like a tard having a seizure anytime I am alone

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>>36959545
>talk to myself as if i was streaming on twitch and there was an active chat

I scratch myself on the toilet to make sure I'm not dreaming and actually not pissing in bed

>>36959545
I live.

Oreganalio.

>>36959910
This this this fucking this
I go on for hours ata time just having conversations with myself looking into a mirror.

>>36960314
I do that. A lot.

>>36959627
Sounds like you might have trauma thats been dissociated

Didn't read any of the posts that weren't in greentext format. Please learn how to use 4chan new friends.
>I drink four or five cups of tea a day
>I'm naked all the time and I touch my asshole a lot

>>36959545
Laugh maniacally to myself

I suck my thumb

Apparently someone else does too, because this was not original.

>>36959545
Wriggle my toes as if I have autism. Oh. Wait.

I talk to my self a lot, usually not whole conversations, just a few words every so often. Often I'll say phrases that are kind of funny to me to cheer myself up.

>>36959545
Fap to zoo porn.

I eat peanut butter and cheese toasties

I fuck dogs
Origami

>>36962654
Are you pretty good at it? I want to develop a good crazy laugh but I'm scared the neighbors will hear.

>>36960318
I do something similiar, I'll catch myself in a mirror and I'll think "oh shit I'm ME" and then I'll get this weird hollow feeling my the center of my chest

I like to chew on sponges and I am very sensitive to smells. I love lever 2000 soap smell and musty old church smell

>>36961098
I do that too! I would like to stream but im too shy to speak online like that so I just see my little habit as practicing

>>36959752
yeah it is pretty common especially with cousins. This other anon missed out and is trying to make you seem weird.

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i masturbate to cute girls throwing up and illike to pretend im eliza

When I'm alone I repeat random memes and shit and try to pronounce phonemes not found in English.

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>>36960675
I'M CHUCKLIN'

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>>36960044
I thought this action was unique to me

Originocorio

I like to leave important decisions up to a coin toss if the advantages/disadvantages to each are too muddy

Hate cheese.

>>36959545
I make noises, exclamations and screeches when home alone
I don't even have to tell you what my diagnosis is

I explain things to myself (concepts, series plots, history of something). I ask myself questions and answer. But only when I'm alone, I don't do it in front of other people obviously. I like to teach people about my interests and I don't have friends so i teach myself

>>36959545
exist in this existence

>>36960476
that's actually 46th

>>36961098
>>36964428
just stream
turn xplit on and let it run in the background , maybe youll make some friends on twitch

>>36959545
>I always speak to myself in japanese because I don't have any real conversational partners.
>I also smile whenever I discover that someone I know gets murdered because I know that I can investigate it
>Death in general usually gives me quite a satisfied feeling
>I space out often and wonder if the world I exist in now is even real

>>36959545
Browsing a site full of trolls, shills and failed normies

>>36959545
i think the weirdest thing i do is just go on 4chan

>>36959814
a s p i e s
surprising amount of people have it and some do not know they have it, makes you think wth is in our food and vaccines

>>36966412
>hurr vaccines make autismos
The same shitty vaccines are distributed in Europe where we actually have standards on what you can sell to consumers, if it would have adverse effects they would be forced to inform the recipient of them or risk law suit

I got sick of cleaning up my cum when masturbating when I was younger so I started masturbating into the toilet. I sit facing the back of the toilet on the toilet seat and jack off into the bowl. This also convinient for the piss after a good fap. I consider strange because I've never heard of someone else doing it this way.

>>36966478
Truly a pioneer of his times
In all honesty if i saw a guy pissing like that in public toilet stall (broken door or something), i would leave and come back later after the weird junkie has left the toilet

To practice my german, I sometimes sing in german while I am home alone. The thing is that I sing about what I am doing at that time, describing the action and imagining I am at a wagnerian opera.

One day I was preparing my lunch saying "Ah, you bread! You are hard, but my knife shall cut you into slices! Oh you are sweet and good for my belly, my poor bread! Time to die, alas!"