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DINGBALD BLIMP IS RACIST
RACIST
I SAID IT
*applause*
*cheers throughout studio*
BLINGBALD DINGY IS ORANGE
ORANGE
I SAID IT
*laughter erupts*
*a sea of red faces filled with tears*
RECUBLICANS

>>36964493
>>>/tv/
keep your memes on your own board

He gets 2 hair cuts a day

>Anyone eIse here get vagina envy?

No I like taking a piss while standing instead of sitting.

this webm never gets old for me

>that drip

>>36964696
https://eroshare.com/lp6hvcqs

>>36964410
>had a legitimate chance at a qt3.14 russian chick today
>used to essentially fetishize WW2 and the cold war, thanks MOHAA and company, and i have an insanely high power level related to t
>introduced myself in stilted russian
>seems really surprised but excited
>talk about shit
>claims her mum was there when it all came crashing down
>cool beans we're the same age
>wonders what it must have been like to live in actual soviet russia and not the aftermath
>my power level starts to seep out
>explain bourgeoisie and proles
>explain how it just wasn't the right country for communism to start in america would have been better as you need a strong capitol foundation to fund and maintain the transition
>o-oh, is so complicated...
>yeah...anyway
>get back to more normal conversation
>hows life what do you do ever read this book or watch that
>actually prompts several conversations on communism and why it failed and why its viewed as bad here and there when i make it sound so reasonable
>gives me her number but seems distant as i leave
I texted her once but she hasn't texted back in 5 hours. I worry she'll ask her mother about this cause her mother HATES what the fall did to her family and now i might be screwed because we work together and her mother could very well hunt me down in the building or make life tough.

>>36964410
There aren't many Russians where I live. The last time I spoke Russian with someone outside of a family member was with one of my professors last semester.

>>36964660
That's what you get for being a literal communist

Nice pink floyd shirt

>Pink Floyd shirt
You're right there sure as shit is something wrong here

Look at the round curve of op's body in the reflection and the 'diet' coke cans in the ground, op is obviously a fat gay slob

>>36964403
She looks like a dumb roastie senpai

>pink hair
>flat chest
>uggo face
Why?

That's what drives girs away anon no joke.

Every time a girl breaks up with me it's a little after I feel comfortable cutting out the "i dont really give a shit about you act"

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>tfw Rad Trad
>girlfriend of two years used to be a liberal feminist
>now she's just a liberal

O-only 4 more years to go...

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STOP

oragamiandlomo

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>Mayonaise Americans

>>36964296
Your mums a daft old bat.

You should listen to her. Leave while you still can.

>>36964309
But my mummy make me tendies, and tendies are good, so she is good.

>>36964219
The only good advice anyone here could give is to kill yourself.

>>36964219
Stop being fagggot, fag.

>>36964235
>>36964244
Okay will do. I'm sorry.

>>36964186

If it was a male suicide everyone would just laugh but somehow because it's a woman it is made more tragic.

>>36964186
So I just marathoned the first episode. Did I like it?

>>36964196
The only reason why it was considered a "tragic" was because she was attractive. If she was a 3/10 nobody would've given a shit.>>36964196

>>36964178
Will I get a pretty girlfriend soon?

>>36964178
Will I be able to save op

>>36964178
Will I pass my end of year project?

Originality included.

>>36963990
>He still thinks women are only attracted to one aspect of men.

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>180 cm
>average height in my country is 183 cm

>>36963990
I'm 18 and 201 cm tall, I had a gf once, but i'm still a virgin. C-can i still get laid? My face looks decent but my weight is 130 kg

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>>36963963
of course you oughta sit down for this one

>>36963963
If girls were only interested in dubs

>>36963998
>ew those aren't dubs! Chad? Can you come over here. Get this creep outta here.

"Sure thing babe"

if nobody ever found out about it yes

>>36963884
Yeah I'm desperate enough. Just oral though.

>>36963884
no. I don't know why people think becoming Chad would even help them in the first place. you would still be an autist that doesn't know the first thing about communicating with other people

>>36963877
>does it get any better

Only if you bust your ass to make it better.

Take a several month long break from the vidya. It'll be more fun when you come back to it.

>>36963904
>Take a several month long break from the vidya.
and do what instead

>>36963877
just grow a pair and go to school. honestly if the other option is killing urself then u have nothing to lose. for all you know maybe it ends up going alright and ur life will start getting better n shit

I wish I knew. I'm bisexual and I've only met three (who were attractive and decided to tell me) from school and the others I knew from church

>>36963847
>Where do I find real bi women?
Find a slut, she's probably bi.

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>>36963847

Can we stop posting multicultural females (or people in general). We need more beautiful white women on this board.