My mummy said not to hang out with you no good doers. She said

>>36964296
Your mums a daft old bat.

You should listen to her. Leave while you still can.

>>36964309
But my mummy make me tendies, and tendies are good, so she is good.

Your mom sounds like a Jew.

>>36964296
Can I date your mom ?

>>36964513
No, she's already dating Joe. He is a nice guy, he gives me lollies and takes mummy to a leather party every weekend.

>>36964374
You're bad at this, originally

yes, i am a bad, steal from your mother and hide your poop around the house

Your mother is right, cherish having that kind of adult in your life.

we are a good influence we teach u to like benis, hate niggers and kill jews.

your mom is brainwashed by the government you should kill her and join us.

>>36964296
She's right. Please leave.

>>36964859
>retardedidiotfaggot

Don't be self-deprecating.

>>36964999
trips prove it

>>36964296
show pics of ur mom

>>36964296
>telling your mom you go on 4chan

>>36964296
I fucked your mom. She's a slut

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>>36966208
Please no bully mummy.

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>>36964296
>be me as a kid
>9-13 years old
>best friends with a really cool kid
>we hang out and always get into trouble
>best years of my life
>parents tell me he is a bad influence
>ignore them
>teacher tells me he is bad influence
>teacher splits us up a lot
>make friends with nerds
>nowhere near as fun
>next year comes around and we get put in the same class
>no need friends around
>get up to so much shit, the greatest year of my life
>feels bad knowing I've peaked
>year comes to an end and he becomes a normie as I drift into obscurity

Maybe if I was allowed to be better friends with him I would have followed in his footsteps

People often say I'm a bad influence on people. They're often not wrong. I have a certain leader quality though not in a classic way, in a subversive and subtle way, maybe it's because I'm a quarter Jew.
Though no one would ever call me leader due to my autism and social rank, I have powerful influence, can subtly persuade people.
I always had a tendency to make groups anti-authoritative which parents and teachers hate. Very bad influence