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>>37040343
why kill yourself when you could be my bf (or gf) tho.

Has to pass through skull/tissue first.
It's not painless just quick.

>tfw have a gun in my room

Shouldn't it have a hard case or something? That looks like the floppy lining only

>>37040338

Nice jacked off to that video twice this week

>3dpd
hwat a waste

don't be a fag, i'm sure you'll forgive mummy for throwing out your tendies by tomorrow

I can't imagine it's all that difficult. I knew a kid in high school who changed his name.

Go to the local courthouse.

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He's an amazing cat, as sweet as a kitty could be

Come on /r9k/ I know y'all like cats. Take some time to appreciate the furballs in your life, give them some pets and post a pic of them in this thread

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Here's another one of my cats, he's an old boy, I believe he's around 15 years old.

Really? No one wants to share pics of their cats? Y'all are always so negative, please,let's have a happy thread

low self esteem, low confidence, depression, difficulty forming relationships, maladaptive behaviours

>>37040074
welp i've scratched out the ones that don't apply to me, the rest i suppose are more or less me

as for what causes someone becoming a beta ? a shitty life, bad parenting, bad expirience with other people, bad genetics, etc.

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shit

here it is

originalbloxxxxxxxxxxxx

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>>37039992
literally only doing no fap just so I can feel the pleasure of shooting a huge hot thick sticky load

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>>37039992
5 weeks.
I'm honestly just curious.

Haven't fapped in two days, I already keep getting random erections.

at this point time has spun loose in my life

only insanely grasping at the chaos will have any hope of producing results

wish me luck, or a solemn prayer

TO VICTORY!!!

>>37039927
same, anon

orig in eel

>>37039927
I hate you faggots. You all constantly get in peoples face, you dont even pretend to be not doing it to annoy people, I wish assault was legal so I could punch you fucks.

A bed and a soft pillow to rest my head.

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There is absolutely nothing arousing about a girl with a big fat stinky COCK

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>>37040294
sauce, mein freund

>>37039782
No, I don't dislike blacks.
I dislike niggers, you know the hood blacks.
They're pathetic and act high and mighty when all they're doing is leeching off the government
and shooting each other. Plus the way they talk is very fucking irritating to listen to.

>>37039814
This guy gets it

(*-*)

>>37039782
Yes I am just an insecure tiny dicked white man that likes right-wing politics.

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Any of you top lads play this belter back in school?

>>37039763
i had my first five knuckle shuffle over that slag from east enders

might have a blast in the past

>>37039741
faggot thread title desu lads

When i was five or so i was doing an autism to little brother mom decided enough is enough this is before i moved so i lived in beaner land literally over hundreds of degrees senpai then she told to take my shies off and stand out in the scorching heat for hours

>Inb4 50 replies of "Life"

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original life

He probably also didn't have friends
Since it's the first day of class, saw an empty seat next to you and started talking to you Since Chad can talk to everyone, and you guys got along so you became friends

>>37039579
Its virtue signaling
He shows pity to vermin like us so he can sweep Stacy off her feet with his overwhelming kindness and mercy.

it might also be a frat challenge? im not in one so i wouldnt know, but these stories have become common on r9k

>>37039211
I'm right here anon.

Email me angelinaclarke1 (at) gmail (dot) com

>>37039261
Not actually her since she always posts a pic when replying

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are you the americano? i always planned on going full on hikikomori when i get out

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Boypussy

Dokuji

blacked.com

originale post

You fap to pictures of food.

I don't wanna live in the fucking city. I hate city people, I hate city noises, I hate city life.

>>37038941
By moving.

>Want to go for a drink later?
>hey let's go get icecream
Pretty hard.