>almost 5 whole months into 2017 >still no bf to do gay

at this point time has spun loose in my life

only insanely grasping at the chaos will have any hope of producing results

wish me luck, or a solemn prayer

TO VICTORY!!!

>>37039927
same, anon

orig in eel

>>37039927
I hate you faggots. You all constantly get in peoples face, you dont even pretend to be not doing it to annoy people, I wish assault was legal so I could punch you fucks.

>>37040210
I wish rape was legal so I could poz you up

>>37039927
What do you want to do with another boy anon?

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>>37040457
Cuddle up while we watch anime in eachothers arms and drift to sleep together

>>37040457
>gay stuff
I guess he wants to poke their pooper

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>>37040511
>tfw no boy to cuddle, watch anime, play games, go out on dates and hold hands with

>>37040516
Being gay boys is more than just that anon

>>37039927
>be bi
>women are hollow sluts
>check out the gay alternatives
>Hard gay gym freak, nope
>Creepy bear guy, nope
>Giddy twinks, nope
>Traps, high on bathsalts 24/7 or otherwise just really fucking nutty, nope

Hello 2d my old friend

Where them thicc n hairy white boys at
Gonna delete Grindr soon, boyfriend or not. Over it.

>>37040699
I'm thicc with a big soft belly b-but not really hairy. Getting kind of fuzzy though.

>tfw finally have bf to do gay stuff and be cute together with
>tfw we are moving in together this week :3
It's pretty amazing OP. Only really annoying part is girls stopping us on the street to tell us we are cute together. I appreciate the support but I want to be able to walk down the street like any other couple. Oh well, it beats fag bashing.

>>37040764
uwu fluffy belly is good belly friend
I like the fuzz too. Come cuddle with me

>>37040805
W-where do I do that?
Are you thicc and hairy too?

>>37040847
I'm somewhat hairy actually but not thicc :/
I h-hope you like anyway...

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Faggots can never be cute you're all disgusting
THIS IS CUTE

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>>37040870
Do you have a Discord or Skype or something?
Pleaseee.

>>37040904
>roastie
>no tasty cock
Pass

>>37040911
I do. How does Discord work I havent made friends outside of servers I'm on hmm :?

>>37040961
Post your name and ID, e.g. name#1234, and I'll add you.

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>>37040939
cocks are gross and phoebe has a perfect Innie I'm sure of it, you'll never EVER EVER reach this level of cute and purity, you'll always be living lie.

>>37040992
Posting info online haha ;-;
kakao1550

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>>37040995
>implying she could ever be as magnificent as a man
Girls are icky and never pure

>>37041093
Doesn't work :c
name#number
!!!

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>>37041123
Keep living in denial fag

>>37041171
>Anon thinks he can argue sexualities
you're funny

>22 year old virgin
>5 months into 2017
>Girl (virgin female) is coming to my place to hang out in a few
Am I gonna make it?

>>37041158
Capital K?

>>37041232
Worked now!
Original

>>37040699
Oh shit I'm late, looks like that other guy already picked you up

>tfw no bf

>>37040257
You're in luck: rape only applies to a male raping a woman. Since males have institutional power they cannot be raped. It's simply a contradiction in terms. Poz to your heart's content!

>>37040669
Not gonna lie, I'm no trap but if you get me hooked on bathsalts I reckon we could come to some arrangement

>>37040699
Hello, thicc hairy whiteboy here

>>37041537
>>37041617
All the thicc and hairy white boys can apply
I'm lonely and you're all usually great anyway :)