About to use a pocket pussy for the first time.

Shouldn't it have a hard case or something? That looks like the floppy lining only

>>37040338

Nice jacked off to that video twice this week

>3dpd
hwat a waste

>stickers still on palm rest
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37040362
S@uce pls!

>>37040338
Yes, keep getting orgasms from seeing men fucking women you'd like to fuck, cuck.

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>>37040515
Is this how people watch porn? Or is this just an autist?
I mean, the guys dick is mine by proxy when Im fapping.

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>>37040610
>the guys dick is mine by proxy when Im fapping
But you're not the guy, you delusional cuck.

>>37040689
So youre an autist. Got it.

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>>37040708
You're a cuck, Anon.

>tfw thick dick
>those toys either don't fit or disintegrate quickly
Fuck this shit.

Ok reporting back.

Holy shit man. I cant believe Ive wasted so many fucking years fapping with my hand like a savage.

When I stuck my dick in, My entire body was completely enveloped in the sensation. My knees fucking buckled. I had no idea my dick could produce a pleasure this fucking good.

I came in bout 60 seconds, which came with another sensation I never felt. My dick head got super sensitive. I could not continue stroking because i dunno, It almost felt so good it hurt. Like TOO MUCH pleasure. Weird. I wish I could have kept stroking.

I dont like that it has a hole on the opposite end. my cum shot straight out of there onto the hardwood floor. Also, if i stick my whole dick in, my dick head pops out of the hole on the opposite end.
All and all, It was only $20, and i think its fucking great. Ill never use my hand again.

>>37040356
Youre thinking of fleshlights. Out of my price range though.

>>37040362
Its fucking great

>>37040387
2d isnt my thing man, sorry

>>37040515
Will do. Like I give a shit.

>>37041038
Where do I buy one?
It's gonna be a lonely summer...

What's the video, my man?

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>>37041038

I really want to get a fleshlight but am afraid of getting it shipped here and having somebody else open it.

Guess it's latex gloves and vasoline for me....

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>>37041038
>Will do. Like I give a shit.

>>37040338
>3d porn
Disgusting how do you faggots get off to this shit

>>37041338
Your hand feels better. OP is a shill. And getting a real girl isn't that difficult if you just want a quick lay.

>>37041426
>And getting a real girl isn't that difficult
Do you have even the slightest bit of an understanding as to where you are right now?

>>37041478
Women are horny and desperate, too, especially in the hot seasons. You don't have to be Chad to get some easy sex. Go prowl your streets tonight and don't come back home until you've gotten some.

>>37041338
dont do it lad. i bought two once at the lowest point in my life. i remember fucking them and thinking, the fuck have i done with my life.

could care less about my future, but the shame my ancestors must have felt as I lay there hunched over fucking a pocket pussy will likely reverberate through time and space.

i threw mine away, and just ended up saving my work monies and buying a ticket to amsterdam and getting some prostitutes.

hold on to the little dignity you got left anon, please, for someone who has lost all his.

>>37041603
Prostitutes are no more dignified than a pocket pussy: you're still a virgin until you woo a woman.

>>37041603

I'm far too autistic to even approach a prostitute, or even not sperg out if one comes up to me.

Plus it would probably be a waste of money since I wouldn't even be able to last through a handjob

>>37041603
literally how cares, grils put cumumbers in them

>>37041038
I had a different experience, it was good but too much of a pain to clean up so I never really ended up using it that often.

Do you have death grip?

Damn now I gotta get one

>>37041603
Except all your ancestors grabbed their dicks as well when they were your age. Wtf you on about

>>37041338
Are there services in your country like those Amazon lockers (I can't remember the name)?

>>37041560
do you have any experiences? can you share some?

Can anyone recommend a good high quality felshlight? Any price is fine. I'm a 22 year old KHV and I've given up.

>>37040338
>>37041038
Kek you wasted your money on a shit one. Get one that has a backing, and doesn't look like a roastie.

I actually own two of these.
If you want to have one of these you need to know a couple things.

Lub is a must. If you dont use lub it will more than likely damage the toy and hurt.

Warm the toy in warm water (not boiling or else it will destroy it). If you dont the toy will feel cold and it honestly feels like fucking a dead body.

For optimal experience warm the lub in warm water so the spots the heat didnt reach in the toy can br reached by the lub.

DO NOT MICROWAVE THE LUB OR TOY.

Ever eat leftover lasagna and bit one end where its hot and the next bit its cold? Those are hotspots. You DONT want those on your lub.

Dont put your toy in the microwave because it will damage the toy.

When your done rinse the toy with some soap. Make sure to reach every park of the insides. Dry the toy and put some cornstarch on it for wear and tear.

>>37043168
Thiissss, never understand why guys using sex toys is considered gross but you don't look twice when your mom whips out her giant purple dildo with a vibrating head

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>>37040338
>buying onahole
>pick out a roastie

>tfw first onahole ever got dispatched this morning

R20. I'm so hyped

Anyone else got the Seventeen Bordeaux? How you finding it?
>tfw can't get all the way to the back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlpYAaS2Efc

>tfw when no mia malkova gf to call you a good boy as you fuck her infront of her mom

>>37040338
whats that video

>>37041603
>letting women brainwash you to this extent

You poor, broken man. Are women shamed for having vibrators? You're a fucking idiot if you actually believe that nonsense you wrote. It is 100% bullshit invented by women to maintain the worth of their vaginas because, surprise surprise, there's nothing magical about a cunt that we can't replicate with modern technology.

So what do they do? They trick you into thinking it's somehow shameful for you to have sex toys but positive and empowering for them to have the same thing.

If only I had the money I would get this https://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/25-inch-fantasia/

>>37044916
This tbqh. If you're getting laid, great. If you're not, why not get the most pleasure out of your faps?

>>37040338
You can get onaholes based on porn stars?

I hope they make Zoey Holloway.

>>37040338
I RECOGNIZE THAT PORN

http://www.veporn.net/video/swallowed-lana-rhoades-mia-malkova-sexpots-mia-and-lana-savor-every-juicy-drop

Lana Rhoades has to be one of the prettiest pornstars ever.

>>37045041
Wow, that looks amazing anon. I have enough money but it would be hard to hide it. I can't wait for the future of sex bots, hopefully they come sooner. Real life females will be absolutely worthless once good high quality life like sex bots come out. When do you think they will come out, and how much will they cost?

>>37045406
i've read it weighs like a ton. I would probably hide it in under my bed or in a box somewhere. But the thing jiggles an absolute fuck ton and that's why I want to get it. Sex bots i'd have to say aren't coming until 2025+. Too complicated now

just wash it it everytime you use it or it'll get moldy like my fleshlight ;_:

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>live in UK
>ordered loli hole from japan
>got a letter saying that my package is being help at customs for 'investigation'

Fuck this cuck gay shithole country! H-hold me bros...

>>37046184
Customs opens your packages? Do they do that in the US as well? I was gonna buy a loli one and don't want to get vanned

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>>37046184
Yes, because the packaging is not at all discreet and actually says "live child sex slave inside" on the box.

>>37046184
If this is true then you better not have any loli/illegal shit on your PC at the moment

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>>37046246
You're probably okay in the land of the free. In cuckistan loli is forbidden but mudslime pedos are welcomed with open arms.

>>37046322
I don't know how it happened anon maybe the package burst i havent seen it yet

>>37046334
I'm pretty clean thanks anon. The real sting is that i don't even like loli. I just needed the smallest hole i could find to stimulate my micropeen

>>37041426
>Your hand feels better.
people say this but it's such a lie

>>37041338
You should try a real pussy.

>>37046743
where do i buy from?

>>37046802
Ask your dad

original content

>>37040338
Just kill yourself you degenerate fuck

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>tfw I want a loli onahole, but my dick is 8.5 inches.
>tfw I'm too scared I'd break the hole and throw my money down the drain.

>>37040338
You probably buy DVD versions of BLACKED

>>37046184
kek that's what you get you nerd, fuck off somewhere else

>>37041038
congratulations on being a shill

>>37047023
Uhh I'd love to go somewhere else faglord. This country is ass

>>37040501
>>37041245
>>37044910
this >>37045399
or "Mia Malkova & Lana Rhoades Suck A Fat Cock" on pornhub

>>37047023
it's not his fault he was born there

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>>37041038
Reminds me of the first time I used a fleshlight. Pretty much same experience, except I remember being noisy as hell the first time. Which I'm pretty dead silent when fapping, but I couldn't help but letting out loud moans.

It was incredible, but the clean up and prep is so bad that I didn't use it much.

>>37047294
I can imagine the cleanup being a bitch, but why prep?

>>37047294
Fuck I would cum in a nanosecond

Shit I want to stop NoFap now

mine vibrates, feels pretty good

Someone pls give me the definitive answer. Are warmers worth it or just a meme?

>>37047345
cold fleshlight no fun to fuck. it's best if you heat it up in warm water first.

what happened to you all. are you fathers still alive? mine is dead and when i tried that first pocket pussy all i could see what his disappointed face etched into my vision after i finished. buy your cock sleeves but know i warned you, youll sinklower then any human possible.

>>37041038
i got hard reading this

>>37041683
Yeah nah, fuck you. Move the goalposts some more faggot.

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>>37047452
I dont give a fuck about what people would think about me if they knew the stuff i did in private. Everyone does weird shit when nobody is looking. If you want to feel guilty about that stuff its your prerogative

>>37047452
I don't give a shit about what people think of me. I just wanted a new way to fap instead of using my hand all the time. I'm about to be a wizard in a few years, I stopped caring about others a long time ago.

>>37047363
Don't let them convince you

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>>37041426
>And getting a real girl isn't that difficult if you just want a quick lay.

>>37040338
I love that video especially the part where he cums early and Mia says that Lana is too hot and Lana lets the cum spill out of her mouth. FUCK

>>37040338
Who is the blonde in the picture? Her eyes are divine. Please respond. =)

>>37048885
Mia Malkova is the blonde one

>>37040338
I had a fleshlight STU and would not use it that often because I was too lazy to cleanup and I ended up throwing it away when I moved back in with my parents but holy shit do I miss it.
Jacking off with your hand you never get those moaning orgasms but fucking a fleshlight you just feel it all over your body and feel the need to grunt loudly when you cum.

>>37041603
lol wtf. Just don't tell anyone, I feel way more shame now that I jack with my hand because the orgasm is underwhelming, not to mention that using a pocket pussy is closer to the real thing so you be more used to the subtle sensations instead of choking your meat.

>>37040338
Bro we have the same computer. I like you bro

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> not buying a japanese brand hole

not even memeing, they've been proven to be of much higher quality

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>>37047452
>tfw cant cum unless picturing face of dead father

I should have never started watching porn.

>>37041038

What about someone that faps daily? Do you fap daily before this?

>>37044743
Because women are subsubhuman

>>37047294
if you think a fleshlight is a pain in the ass to cleanup, try something like a fucking kupa cocolo

this thread reminds me that I need to get one of those cervix penetration lolihos tho. I want to just destroy my cock.