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Any of you top lads play this belter back in school?

>>37039763
i had my first five knuckle shuffle over that slag from east enders

might have a blast in the past

>>37039741
faggot thread title desu lads

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I can't phone post at work anymore and I've missed like two whole threads, i think I'm gonna freak out.

Post waifus

>>37039787
Granny Anon.

Does Dot do it for you?

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>he doesn't listen to Barry Manilow

embarrassing desu

>>37039797
Kev banned you for the next 5 threads in the thread you missed.

>>37039741
THS? Do you mean TNG?

>>37039741
B-bit Ruler was such a Chad.

So was Worf!

I'm never eating curry again, my desusan finally is free of pain after about 36 hours of agony

>>37039825
Yeah sorry I've been typing NHS a lot recently and got confused.

>Spend an hour on a job application for a role I genuinely want
>Good pay, would be able to work from home
>Never hear anything

>Fire off a CV through quick apply for a shit job
>Get a call back the next day

I'm learning to never try

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I dont remember this bit of sort from TNG

Want I want out of a gay friendship is comprable to altcoin cyrptocurrencies.

pump and dump

>girl at work talks to me
>pop a boner and shuffle off
no hope lads

who else here had sleep paralysis as a child where objects in their room would turn into various male family members depending upon what night of the week it was raping them?

>>37039959
>who else
ambitious start to that question

>>37039947
You don't dump friendships though

>>37039872
she was killed off way too soon and that troi bitch never made up for it

>>37039999
I thought it was quite common. All the other lads in the boys home had the same thing.

>>37040046
Stop talking about it you snivelling little shit, I know it's you

>>37040075

lmao. I'm just having a mess about lad. Can't believe I triggered a random anon.

>>37040038
When does she die? I'm only 6 eps in.

>>37040015
Speak for yourself. I've one six months in the making I'm looking forward to dumping.

>>37040038
Picard wouldn't be proud of you lad

Saw a black person earlier, ruined my whole day

>>37040125
>made a really good friend about 6 months ago
>would be devastated if he dropped me
pls

>>37040153
Seeing my home town ruined by the influx of hundreds of thousands of pakis has ruined my day

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>>37040155
sorry lad, I just can't be bothered talking to you anymore

>>37040166
>>37040153
haha great stuff /britpol/

>>37040107
near the end of season 1 or 2 i think

>>37040138
>caring what a pretend English frenchie who drinks earl grey would think

Think Star Trek TNG should be mandatory watching for britfeel desu.
Place would be a lot more comfy.

>>37040179
Translation for you: ooga booga wooga

>>37040186
>insulting the captain
watch it mate

>>37040197
haha top post Deano INDUSTRIAL SCALES amirite?

>>37039707
that film is almost 17 years old

Star Trek is shit. Just like that Star Wars guff

>>37040231
nah u havnt even watched it mate its sick

>>37040225
>tfw I was 13 when this came out.
>that was 17 years ago.
Fuck my life lads.

>>37040084
The joke was supposed to be that I was the evil warden or whatever. I was raped as a child though haha

>>37040246
I was forced to watch some episode mother day where some bald bastard went back in time til he played Space Pool/Pinball and changed the future

Was like watching a shit version of Christmas Carol

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>>37040177
Well that's good because I haven't finished drinking my coffee yet. Please don't talk to me until I've had my first cup.

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>>37040212
I recognise only the authority of the one true captain
greatest man to ever captain a starfleet vessel

>>37040270
me too haha

originalehhd

>>37040270
haha, good story mate

You turned into a puffter like all the other abused boys, lad?

>>37040274
So you watched one shit episode and think the whole franchise is shit?

>>37040392
Yep!

Sci-fi is a shit genre anyway

>>37040404
>Sci-fi is a shit genre anyway
What stuff do you like?

>>37040410
Not sci-fi

Thought that was kind of obvious

Nofap day 5
Evens I fap
Odds I don't

>>37039853
That's what I did when I was looking. I sent off hundreds upon hundreds to anything and everything with 'one-click apply'. Got absolutely nowhere.

>>37040475
better luck tomorrow

Keep this up and you'll be able to fap to page 3 tier shit.

>>37040424
this is the silliest bait i have seen in a while

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>>37039797
feeling nicely stuffed after my mega take away feast
should have got something for pudding though desu

>>37040353
Went through a few dicks in my teens, prefer women and have a gf now though. Wouldn't rule anything out in the future. Not attracted to men, just end up recreating the abuse for the rest of my life haha no homo though haha

>>37040519
I wonder what would happen if I went a year

>>37040546
Nah, it's not bait. I genuinely do find Star Trek to be proper wank TV. Not much different to comic book shit.

>>37040594
The bait part is you not saying what genres you enjoy

>>37040612
It's a stupid question that's why

Here's one I enjoy

Drama

See how stupid it is now?

>>37040638
I had some drama once it was terrible.

Literally what is the point of success if you're gonna be alone forever?

Oh goodie, I'll be worth loads of money when I'm 40/50, and still be as alone as I was in my 20s. Great life

>>37040661
All the money will attract gold-diggers for you to spend time with

>>37040654
>comparing 1 garbage, teenage-tier sci-fi trash to a whole genre

Starting to see why you enjoy Star Trek now. Doesn't require much thinking.

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>>37039797

>tfw microwaveable chicken lasagne

kill me

>>37040690
You're right lad, the penis does make it better.

>>37040690
shaka, when the walls fell

bloxocubes

Off to one stop anyone want anything?

>>37040594
but you sound really autistic, like genuinly autistic. you can judge an entire series on one episode. sure, some of the episodes of star trek are meh but some of them are also incredibly good and have some of the best stories in all of tv. its like doctor who, some doctor who episodes are kidna shitty while some of them are incredible.

>>37040778
can you get me a long weight lad and some tartan paint

teehee

>>37040778

just a rope will do thanks lad

>>37040796
> some doctor who episodes are kidna shitty while some of them are incredible

You're really not doing much to help your argument here, pal.

>>37040778
packet of cheese and onion walkers please

>>37040778
get me a feast ice lolly please

REEEE STOP NAMING SNACKS IM ON A DIET

>>37040808
Long Stand, Left handed screw driver, keys to the carpark, wet floor signs outside it's raining.

>>37040817
Got a sack of kittens need securing before it goes into a canal?.

>>37040778
12.5g amber leaf chief

>>37040778

Get me some of those own brand pringles please m8

>>37040869
what about a tub of elbow grease, that always comes in handy

>>37040877
oh mate, I have some bad news

>>37040874

w-well yes actually.

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Picard is definitely /ourguy/

>>37040917
Knew it.
If you can't get rope sellotape is just as good. Well it worked on the bag of puppies so kittens should be ok

Lads had a weird dream last night

It took place some place in the future and I was out side looking at a tv playing the news.

It was a report about the dissolution of germany and a celebration that germany was finally stopped for good from ruinning the european continent.

other parts of the report had imagies of fighting cant recall the voice over for it

was pretty surreal t b h

>>37040940
i need to get back on star trek. i was watching the original series but i never finished it. i loved the menagerie episodes. my only problems is that i cant remember where i was up to

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>>37040940
>picard
>not Reg /ourguy/ Barclay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEJuKY_APIk#t=12s

Genuinely do believe you can change your sexuality if the environmental conditions are right

>>37040778
If you're going, grab us a Prince Consort 1l vodka, some energy drinks and red Doritos. Can't face them again, they'll know how hard I'm hitting the bottle. Thanks lad saves me finding a different supermarket.

>>37040987
Great scene. The Barclay ones were always some of my favourite episodes.

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>tfw throwing mummy's cooking down the toilet

I feel so awful but I can't eat it without having to throw up. Managed to not vomit today, suppose that's a small victory~

Anybody had any weird prolonged stomach bugs before lads?

For the past two weeks or so I've had trouble eating due to lack of appetite and nausea. After I'd eat I'd get stomach pain.

This went away like two days ago and I'm fine now. My appetite still isn't fully back though.

Like what the fuck was that about? I thought stomach issues only lasted a day or two.

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>>37039741
For lads who were chatting about playing D&D the other day, reply to this post if you are interested in setting up a game or two. Don't worry if you don't have a character, just want to get an idea of who's interested.

>>37039741
alright lads
i haven't been around for a while, this image is a work of art now

>>37041162
Colon cancer bro

RIP you

>>37041162
I thought I was a celiac for a while because my stomach wreaked hell when I ate something questionable

who's got PSN and wants to play fifa or some shit?

>>37041179
>>>/tg/gamefinder

fuck off nerd (and possibly amir)

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I'm out of low prio on dota lads

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>Chinese class tomorrow
>The homework was just to be able to say "Ni hao ma" and "wo henhao xie xie" without looking at a script

>>37041179
I'm for it, and I have a few characters that I could use depending on what's needed. Warlord, warlock, cleric, ranger

>>37039959
i still do, and hallucinate when i "wake up". it's fucking terrifying.

>>37040987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41gqFO9zb0

This is funny as.

>>37041179
I've never played.

>>37041179
im interested. i have never played this before though.

there are four lights

https://youtu.be/VBTRp80Q64U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

might start smoking to appear cool to myself

>>37041206

Silly Gweilo can only memorise 10 words per week

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>>37041283
>four lights
Playing hanafuda, huh?

>>37041393
>Gweilo

Not learning Cantonese m8

Who do you think was the worst to get on with behind the scenes? I bet the bloke who played Data was a right knob.

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>Name a better gameshow.

You can't.

>>37041456
I know that Kess from Voyager had to be written out because she had major drug issues.

what's a hot spot not?

>>37041456
I'd say the King of Jordan was probably a bit hard to get on with behind the scenes. What with the torture and executions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmut6FJ1d4M

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The pakis made it into space lads

>>37041497
a cuddly toy!

>>37041179
fuck it why not, ive only played a few games of pathfinder in the past though

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>>37041488
>1488
bloxo cubes

the left hand side of my face hurts
when I blink, my left eye hurts
am I having a stroke?

>>37041211
>>37041252
>>37041257
I'm alferfan on skype. Let's sort something out

smelly bum poo poo hehe

>>37041610
Sorry, I would be 2spooped to use Skype

>>37041627
stinky stinky neet pee pee ;)

>>37041605
I thought the left side went all droopy for strokes

>>37041605

sounds like unilateral migraine.

If you're overly worried, check your speech and if you're having no problems there you're fine. Also do one handed claps with each hand. If you can keep a fast rate with both hands you are also fine.

>>37041627
>>37041638
What possesses someone to make a post like this?

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>>37041610
Got my Tarot read lads.

Thinks are looking on the up.

>>37041633
Why's that lad. I have no mic anyway so we don't have to hear eachothers gay voices.

>>37041681
Do me lad, do me

any other medics in the thread?

>>37041179
Sorry I'm late but very yes.

>>37041696
Probably for the best, but I do like acting here and there. Anyway, I don't have a robe and wizard hat so what would be the point in facetiming or whatever?

>>37041043
>Prince Consort
what would I do without tend to go for the scotch

>>37041681
my mum does this lad.

giz a reading on the sly there kid

>tfw one of the grills I like to wank to has gotten preggers
Guess I'm gonna have to develop a pregnancy fetish within the next nine months.

>>37041681
>blood bank, 2 teleport cards, 2 damage up for one room and 2 spirit hearts

not bad, can you make it to boss rush in time for the teleport cards to be good?

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Goodfellas in space

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Chinese word of the day.

"Female Student / School girl"

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all feeling today?
What have you got up to?
What's the best place to visit in Britain?

Hoping you're all feeling great and have had brilliant days so far and even greater nights!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He8EgMYbzao&

Despair husbando anon around?
How about my boy Gambleanon?

>>37041179
This would be quite neat I think, I've never played but I want to.

>>37040190
>tfw no holodock

Feeling pretty down tonight. Not sure why either.

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>>37041745
>Hush
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY 2HU WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME REEEEEEE

are you more likely to puke on a full or empty stomach when drinking and taking sleeping tablets?

>>37040869
tartan paint, left handed paintbrush

>>37041829
neither. ive been on zopiclone 10 years and ive never puked even when im shitfaced

>>37040225
I think that's one of the good examples

>>37041725
I'm not planning on face timing anyone for now. Just want to get a gang chat going so we don't clog up our precious threads with nerdy shit. I'm open to any other form of instant messaging, just thought skype would be the most ubiquitous. Was thinking about using Roll20 for the real game but I don't know how to add friends on that yet (if it can be done)

>>37041574
>>37041724
>>37041773
You are all welcome lads. I'm sure we can figure out party sizes.

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>>37039797
Man, hearts of iron 4 is difficult to wrap my head around.

>>37041868
you actually drink and take zopiclone?

risky game you're playing der m8y

>>37041887
want me to add you on skype, will we be in a group chat or something?

>>37041179
i would, never played tho

>>37041896
passed caring lad.

I have chicken breasts. Can any cheflads tell me some good recipes?

>>37041456
didn't beverly crusher get fired for being a bitch before pat stew demanded she come back?

>>37041943
Chicken kiev

>>37041704
How you feel about yourself - The Hierophant
What you want most right now - The Magician
Your fears - Temperance
What is going for you - Justice
What is going against you - The Hanged Man
The likely outcome to the querry/thing that is worrying you/burning question you asked - Judgement

Go read a brief description of each.

>>37041742
How you feel about yourself - The Emperor
What you want most right now - Judgement
Your fears - The Hermit
What is going for you - The Moon
What is going against you - The Hierophant
The likely outcome to your question etc... - The Empress

Again read a brief description of them and read between the lines.

>>37041945
>Chicken kiev
>Chicken kev
>Sexy kev

all hail

>>37041922

well it's gonna go one of two ways some day. You're either gonna not wake up, or you're gonna murder people in your sleep and not know it.

>>37041868
Are you spaced out all the time only ever taken it a few times and found I was kinda nicely stoned all the time but didnt get much done

>>37041898
Was planning on group chat yeah, although I just remembered discord exists, would that be better

>>37041992
maybe not sure, id like to try to get into dnd though

>>37041992

Just get everyone on AIM or ICQ, those are the most popular IM programs

>>37041980
i sleepwalk but i live in the middle of nowhere so theres nobody to murder. im not that way inclined desu.

>>37041982
>.
im a bit mongy in the morning and i wont drive, heads as clear as it ever is by lunchtime tho

>>37041945
I have garlic but only dried parsley. Think the dried stuff will work as well?

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>>37041773
feeling annoyed, bastard twats made me buy my hero again on HOTS, absolute motherfuckers. other than that i'm alright,
been looking at that new ms paint 3d thing today looks like it could be fun.
for me the best place is the lake district, 1 day I would love to go tackle striding edge and helvellyn mountain
how about you lad,

spent all week studying with the girl i fancy, talking loads, getting to know each other a bit etc. I really thought she might be interested in me.

But today another guy joined us, arabic-chad, looks like a fucking greek god, confident, rich (wears patek, drives a 6-series) etc. for the past few hours they've basically just been studying together, laughing, talking etc. Only talking to me when they needed help with something.

all the reasons why i thought she might be into me (laughing at my shit jokes, telling me stuff about her life, playing with hair, loads of eye contact etc) she was doing with him too. So she probably isn't interested in me at all and was just being friendly. i don't blame her at all, i'm just a fucking idiot for thinking someone like her might actually be interested in me.

also, not been diagnosed but i reckon i might have bipolar disorder. this week i've been on top of the world riding this high of hanging out with her, but the past few weeks before that have possibly been the darkest i've experienced so far. fuck knows how i'm gonna make it through the next few days.

fuck emotions man, what's the fucking point in them

I fucking love korean crime films

I wish I had a korean student gf to watch them with

>>37042103
>also, not been diagnosed but i reckon i might have bipolar disorder.

You sound like a mental health expert, don't even bother getting tested.

lol lad

Greggs XDDD

LAD LAD LAD

LAAAAAAD

>>37042137
Sayers is better lad xD

>>37042125
Have you seen Park Chan Wook's movies? Worth a watch lad

>>37042131
yeah no fucking shit, but if people with legit mental illnesses don't have any idea of it, how the fuck do they ever get diagnosed? obviously they can have an idea that something is wrong.

Proper strange how weirdos worship the Royal Family

>>37042216
Yeah it wasn't a great show

>>37042131
thats reactional depression not bipolar desu. im bipolar type 2, i got diagnosed after a mega spending spree (had to go bankrupt) buying all sorts of weird, useless shit then crashed

>>37042103

3D women are NOT important

bloxo cubes

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I wish I could even come close to emulating the art of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, lads

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I've done nothing all day haha

>>37041773
>What's the best place to visit in Britain?
The west midlands, you should try it

>>37042301
don't be so hard on yourself lad, that's pretty good

Can anyone recommend youtube stuff to have on in the background while doing something else?

I've been listening to Joe Rogan's vimeo stuff but I require some variety

>>37041980
>>37041896
Had to stop doing it myself, it made me extremely aggressive.

>>37042337
>>>37041773
>>What's the best place to visit in Britain?
>The west midlands, you should try it
Spot on lad
Moved away years ago should visit the homeland more often great people

Last call for the nerds. If you want to try D&D get in this discord
>9DtYYD

>>37042360
Got to be a bit of the old Limmy

>>37042301
have you been to birmingham art gallery? loads of pre raphaelites there and its free to get in as well

>>37042258

this is me

>>37042103

i should have explained it better. this week was amazing before i started hanging out with her. so i was feeling amazing for basically no reason. the week before, i was extremely dark, again for no real reason.

I've felt basically nothing for the past 6-7 years or so and just pretended to enjoy things etc. but the past year or two i've been getting phases of extreme depression, thoughts of suicide etc. at first i thought i was just getting more depressed, but then i realised that i occasionally had phases of extreme euphoria. so i'm not sure.

I know i need to get help.

I'm watching star trek lads. This isn't arf a belter of a show

>>37042435
Nice. Another Trekkie.

>>37042352
Yeah, the art of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood is truly brilliant.
>>37042420
I've never been to Birmingham. The only time I've seen the art of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood upclose is at the Tate. It would be nice to see more, I will have to check it out at some point.

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>>37042335
>put on a 2h 30min film at 10am
>still haven't finished it

about to fuck up england in medieval 2, anglos btfo

>>37042390
its the opposite for me or maybe im just passive by nature and it doesn't affect me emotionally. the doctors hate prescribing it but it's worked for me for 10 years, i have raging insomnia for days if i try not to take it. probably addicted, don't care.

>>37042470
Cool story. Aren't the total war games really easy?

>>37042477
It doesn't fuck you up if you take it with alcohol? It's just a fairly pleasant sensation and good for sleep without, but with it sparks fly

>>37042408
And get doxxed? No thanks

>>37042360
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf3aJx7D7YA

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>>37039797
>getting bullied for how large my JAV collection is

>>37042463
Which film are you trying to finish? I've been having that sometimes, I get far too distracted

>>37042435
Which series? TNG I hope

>>37042520
2001 a space oddysey

to be fair its a bit of a hard watch

>>37042460
fuck Birmingham the Black Country is the only country

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give me asian gf right now!

>>37042493
kinda, i've got some sort of autismo mod that makes it quite hard tho

>>37042239
This joke has never been funny.

It's also not even clever, considering they aren't spelled the same.

Really wish I never found 4chan all those years ago, I can never look at women the same way anymore

>>37041179
Can I join with my twelfth level paladin?

>>37042503
no not at all. if anything i sleep better but im not an aggressive person so nothings ever flipped my switch into wanting to punch people. maybe it's because i've been on them so long, idk

>>37042504
Is discord dodgy then I only ever use if running tails and wonder why kinda look in to things like this decide to do things a certain way and forget why

>>37042567
I wish I'd never become a furry over 10 years ago. I'd never have become prison gay if I didn't

>>37042360
XFM Ricky Gervais

Pretty much perfect

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>>37040212
Watch it ensign.

>>37042549

Wow, she's a real qt

Thanks for highlighting how unattainable they all are, brb suicide

>>37042526
I'm watching the original series

>>37042532
i used to work on the Pedmore Road lol. not many pre-raphaelites round there lad.

>>37042081
Aaa no why did you have to pay for it again?
I saw that in my menu after compy updated itself, what is it like?

Lake district is lovely, I need to go back soon sometime!
I honestly haven't ventured out much, I quite enjoy the city of sheffield though.

>>37042337
>>37042395
West Midlands seems nice, apart from Warwickshire - looks like there's some weirdos in there.

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>>37042549
this but student gf

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>>37042636
>>37042647
Wow weird two posts talking about my favourite places Last time I was in Dudley was a cosuisn wedding didnt go to well but was fun
Love the lakes wish I could go to Wast Water
Love Sheffield the only city I know in england where you can walk from beautiful National Park and into grim old lovely city in an afternoon sweet people
Not really sure where Warickshire is
Before my Mum completely lost it she just wanted to go to West Brom couldnt get her to understand she wouldnt recognise it what the fuck have they done to the place

>>37042600
>filename
I appreciate the effort

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>hey anon! why don't you hop on cypher with us? you DO spit grime don't you anon?

Come on lads, we can't play D&D without more of you so get in here. There's no voice chat or video feed, it's just text. The Discord is:
9DtYYD

>>37042784
>>37042784
how many people have joined so far?

>>37042427
talk to your gp, you'll get referred to a psychiatrist as soon as you mention euphoria but to diagnose you according to the DSM whatever number it is now your highs and lows each have to last a fortnight or more at a time. for instance im only on an anti depressant these days, no mood stabiliser and last year i had 6 highs followed by bad lows. in between im just flatlined really, neither happy or sad but one thing, desu -

are you sure you're not mistaking euphoria for bog standard, honest to god happiness? if your life is shit mostly, like mine, you won't recognise it when you experience it.

>>37042784
I would but I'm very high and scared of making a tit of myself

How long is clen supposed to take to start working?

>>37042805
Currently, there's the guy who made the room and me.

>>37042826
>>37042826
You should anyway. It's D&D, acting a tit is half the fun.

Post your asmrfu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZSwHVH6AhI

>>37042850
>chinkSMR

no thanks

>>37042850
MINE!

LATTE IS MINE!!

SHE BELONGS TO MEEEEE!!

>>37042864
She's probably dating a chang lo wang

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>>37042647
>apart from Warwickshire

What's wrong with Warwickshire lad?

>>37042819
I very well might be. but i find it hard to believe that normal people feel like that all or most of the time. and my life isn't shit at all, I have an amazing life compared to most.

thanks for the reply.

>>37042759
seeing west brom is probably what made her lose it lad

>>37042850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uWJT7qoz00

I asked my doctor to do me a blood test form and he actually did it, the madman

Checking if I'm banned

fuck off robot

>>37042882
>that commie building next to the traditional one

should legit be illegal

>two of the films I want to watch (pirate) before killing myself should be available to download in bluray quality by the end of the week

pretty good. After those 2 there's one more film which won't be available for a few months. Then after that I have to weigh up whether I want to wait the 1 or 2 years for TLOU: Part II or if I forgo that and just do myself in

>>37042997
Ima fite da sht outa u if u dnt knck it off

>>37042906
I dont even recognise it none of my family live there anymore and when they talk about how it use to be sounds like another world
Does everywhere have its own ye olde house

>>37043080
Sheffo

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>mum just called again
>starts asking oddly specific questions about things
>makes me feel like I fucked up somehow
Great

I'm seriously considering voting labour. No one is gonna deport the pakis so might as well fund the NHS while we're at it

>>37043131
Was any of it lewd lad?

>>37043145
Of course not you disgusting pervert

>>37039741

last exam 17th, back to drinking after that. Anyone seen the new zombies mappack for blops3? I'd buy it but i put all my money into bitcoin and ether.

>>37043131
>live in the same house as my mother for 24 years
>she is a complete stranger to me

genuinely reckon I have said less than 1000 words to her in the last year

Borrowing my dad's brewing equipment tomorrow lads

Fuck yeah gonna be able to make booze instead of paying out the nose.

There's a recipie to make 20% vodka that only takes 48 hours to brew

LISTEN UP YOU FAGGOTS

I WILL FUCK YOU ALL UP SO DONT COME TO ME AND SAY SHIT BECAUSE I WILL DO YOU IN MMKAY MR COOL DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP

THE BASTEDS ARE HERE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS BEAT THEM WE NEED TO KILL THEM AND BEAT THEM OR THEY WILL KILL US

SO LETS PARTY LIKE ITS 1999 AND LETS GET FUCKING WASTED HOW ABOUT IT PINK PUSSY LICKERS

G

>>37043214
>There's a recipie to make 20% vodka that only takes 48 hours to brew
I cant imagine how foul that must taste.

>>37043137
I'm going to vote Labour without a doubt. I was worried about Trident but if they're renewing it, we're all good. Education as well.

>>37043214
shit really? Could you freezer distill that?

>>37043214
Drain a shot out first before drinking any

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>>37043131
>starts asking oddly specific questions about things
Like what? You can't just leave us hanging lad.

>>37043080
I live in Herefordshire and all the towns have their own ye olde house actually. i used to live in one and it was fucking freezing.

>>37043228
Mix with non alcoholic wine

My sister sucked me off last night.

>>37043279
Nothing too interesting, just about my uni course. If I am doing my work? If I'm getting it in on time? If I know what to do?
I had to lie through my teeth of course

We're going to see headlines about an autist dying of alcohol posioning in a couple of days

Sad, pathetic fucking losers.

>>37043015
Name the films damnit!

It should be a bannable offence to talk abot media and not post titles!

>>37043170
does your mum know you're a poofter?
does she ever come round to rub sudocrem on your sore desusan?

>>37043321
I know you are but what am I, lad?

>>37043333
But Smugglers 23 and Jumanji 2

>>37043214
>instead of paying out the nose.


I don't think it's THAT much cheaper, and it's certainly not tastier

>>37043343
He's probably the straightest guy in britfeel don't be mean lad.

>>37043348
>Jumanji 2

I thought you was taking the piss. I just looked it up

It's real

FUCK THE FUCK OFF

>>37043306
Back in 2012 when I dropped out of uni in March I was living in halls. One day I got a call from my mum and she had opened a letter addressed to me sent by the uni calling me out for not attending classes, failing all my Christmas exams lol.

My tutor had sent me countless emails of course but I was too afraid to open my university email for several months prior.

Now that I think about it, my mum opening that letter was probably the point at which her perspective of me shifted. Up until then she assumed I was going to be a standard normoid who graduated uni, got a grad job, lead a normal life. Then she opened that letter and since then I have been very open about what a cretinous loser I am.

Time for 'in the gang' on channel 5. Who else watching?

>>37043353
I can make alcohol out of water sugar and yeast 25l a time. A bottle of cheap 1l whiskey will cost 15 quid and last a few days

>>37043333
I only name media after I have watched it due to spoilers.

>>37043381
>Jumanji 2
Shit that movie looks banging.

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>>37043387
I know how you feel. I got a letter about not attending a module earlier this year as well.

>>37043415
Is there a black male/white female couple? If not it's trash

>>37043381
I was mate. I'm as surprised as you are now

>>37043431
The Rock and the ginger companion from Dr Who

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ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!

GET TO THE FUCKING BUNKER NOW!!!

How would you handle this situation britfeel?

>>37043431
The negro is played for comic effect in this film

>>37043425
I really yelled at my mum on that call. I even threatened to go to the police because she opened post addressed to me without my consent. It was just damage control obviously but she was taken aback by the threat.

>>37043464
Just have some vodka and watch animes

>>37043415
>dwayne johnson
>jack black
HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY FAIL?!

lads, what brand of tea do you drink?

>>37043464
I live in London, there's fucking bunkers. Everyone converted them into underground parking

>>37039741

>tfw losing all passion

Life is better than ever really, less stress than ever, comfy little part time job, nice reliable car, no real problems.

But life is just becoming so mundane

>>37043520
You've got the underground in London

>>37043464

Get stoned, have a wank and wait for it all to blow over.

Bit like I'm doing now.

>Mum is watching Little Boy Blues
>I only seen the first episode and already get feels

>>37043519

Used to buy typhoo by the sack load, 1100 bag for a tenner, now I buy tetley when I can.

>>37043464
Shitpost on /pol/ of course

Avril Lavigne has just passed away.
RIP

>>37043547
The underground isn't bombproof and without air conditioning it gets hot and smells like piss.

I'd rather die in my flat if that's my only alternative

>>37043538
>affording a car on a part time job

I thought cars / insurance were expensive?

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Rest in Pies with the angles, Solidus.

http://www.metalgearinformer.com/?p=29879

>>37043588
>time traveller from 2003

YOU MUST GO TO AMERICA AND KILL A MAN NAMED STEVE JOBS

HE RUINS EVERYTHING AND MUST BE STOPPED

>>37043476
I don't think my parents opened the letter I got but I know they have opened my post in the past so I don't trust them when they said no. I'm either not going to pass this year or I am going to do so with a piss poor grade.

>>37043588
MELISSA GET OUT

>>37043600
Government probably pays for it on PIP

for some reason rain in summer is never as comfy as rain in winter when im stuck inside, i need to go for a walk and get some fresh air

>>37043588

made me check

>>37043600
I have 5 years NCD, insurance will be 484 bong this time around, not that expensive really.

>>37043591
Your options are
>living underground on earth like a mole refugee
>work in underground mines on a foreign planet

>>37043634
I'll just masturbate and let myself get vaporised

>>37043425
I got a letter sent to my home address from my dissertation supervisor who said he was concerned about my lack of progress. This of course panicked my parents and resulted in a phone call. The annoying thing was was actually doing it and just hadn'tbeen to see him. He was a lecturer of mine so he could have mentioned it to me FFS

>>37043625

I was just thinking the opposite actually. I hate the rain, but when I just went outside and it was warm rain I thought 'this isn't so bad'

>>37043616
If you feel that way and understand the position you're in then you know you probably will end up dropping out. I don't say it to sound mean, it's just what is likely to happen.

I speak from experience. At a certain point you know that is where the road is leading and you just let nature take its course.

I've dropped out of two separate universities on two separate occasions over a span of 5 years.

>>37043650

I dont mind walking in rain as such, but recently its always seemed too humid, if i wear decent clothes to stay dry i get piss wet through with sweat and feet dehydrated and shitty for ages after

>>37043625
summer rain means high humidity as well as high temperatures

hell on earth

>>37043606
may you lead the rouge angles of satin in otter heavin

>>37043629
Once you get more than 5 years NCD you should consider paying for protected NCD.

t. insurance company wageslave

The narrative required to motivate humans for war is "us versus them".
Once aliens arrive, it will unite humanity.
However, what if these aliens are themselves in a war with another galaxy and come to requisition humans to join the fight. Such as Milky Way against Andromeda.
Would that unite us with the aliens?

What are you doing lads ?

I'm reading hentai doujins and browsing /r9k/ and looking at the discord

>>37043693

like we could do fuck all against anyone, we'd just be cannon fodder, tell the alien to jog on

I am absolutely convinced those 3D botnet things like the 'Amazon Echo' and 'Alexa' and all that shit won't catch on. They are the next Google Glass / 3D TVs.

>>37043693

Nothing will get the Irish off their asses. We could be minutes from armageddon and they'd be proudly neutral.

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Judging by these threads, I can tell that you guys like to mess around. Take the piss, if you will.

It's funny and all but if you try any of that shit with me britbongs I will fuck you up. I will use my skill in hacking and computers to find out where you live, and I'll come on a warpath all the way from Norway House just to fuck you up. I mean it.

You've been warned

>>37043691

I was gonna make a related post about how weird it seems for protected NCD to exist, if you do have an accident, the next insurance company gets cucked out by the fact you technically have it, but don't really deserve it.

Also, while I've got your attention. If I get a renewal quote and pay for it, and have an accident before it actually renews, will I have to pay extra money this year around, or will it not count until next years renewal?

They would most likely exterminate us all in a blink of an eye. They would see us as bugs and scan the planet for resources.

>>37043726
Same with the cryptocurrency meme, not in its current state anyway. Expect (((them))) to take over that market and all the current coins to fall off

>>37043726
They don't work well enough to be anything more than a gimmick.
When they work well enough the technology will have been integrated into something else, such as a smart house.

>>37043738
go on then you fat faggot

>>37043738

How about you fuck off back to Norway House, cunt?

>>37043443
Good to hear. Interracial couples make more white women want to watch

Fucks sake lads, the chest tightening has returned

Can't believe Im this bad with alcohol withdrawal, Im only 21

>>37043443
They have the minds of children. Jack Black is really a little girl playing the game (I'm serious)

>>37043743
>If I get a renewal quote and pay for it, and have an accident before it actually renews, will I have to pay extra money this year around, or will it not count until next years renewal?

I'm not entirely sure (I work in claims, that is more a renewals type question).

It is plausible that if you get a renewal quote, pay for it, then have a claim that you could get away with the renewal you've just paid for not being affected by the claim. In reality it probably should affect it i.e if someone from claims phones renewals and says Mr Anon had an accident, recalculate his renewal. But a lot of time that doesn't happen.

If renewals found out about the claim during the policy year what they might do is calculate an additional premium and suspend your insurance until you pay it.

The tl;dr is that if you make a claim you will most likely end up seeing it reflected in your renewal at some point. But nothing is set in stone, people get away with a lot of shit. The other day I ignored a blatantly fronted policy because it was 6PM on a Friday and I wanted to go home.

>>37043933
>yes I shall star in your movie
>but I wish to be allowed to act like a little girl

Jack Black, absolute legend

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give asian gf corbyn

should i order a dominos before i kill myself

>>37043930
you got any diazepam anon?

>>37043975
Kill yourself with a cheese overdose

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>>37043975
>should i order a dominos before i kill myself
I mean, are you going to eat it before killing yourself?

>>37040703
I want to synth with your Nymph.

>>37043960
if I vote for corbyn will he send me a qt korean gf?

>>37043983
no mate I have family history of addiction to benzos so I always stayed away from them

>>37043994
nah its so someone finds the body

>>37043994
yes you nonce

>>37044053
He isnt going to break into your house. Are you serious about this suicide lark or you just sadposting?

watching mr rogers on twitch right now
pretty comfy lads

Should Stop correcting I vote for Mummy May or Jeremey Corbyn ?

>>37044105
Same. Watching on so chick's channel so I have her disgusting arse to look at but the chat is comfier

>>37044038
sounds like you got a family history of addiction to anything. how long since you had a drink?

>>37044085
>where were you when anon was suicide?
>i was delivering pizza when i see anon dead
>no

>>37044114
FUCKING KEYBOARD

Should I vote for Mummy May or Corbyn ?

>>37044141
almost 3 days, it's not like I'm going to quit, I'm just trying to cut down but it actually fucking hurts

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>>37044166
Vote for wo

>>37044166
Neither, kill yourself

>>37044053

at least leave him the money for the pizza+tip, if he has to stay there and report a body hes gonna lose the rest of the nights wages

>>37043935

How can you even tell fronted policies?

I never did myself, but at 17 I had a couple of friends who sincerely only drover their parents work car at the weekends, and they were all extremely paranoid about getting done for fronting.

I also used to be worried about doing 6500 miles on a policy saying under 6000, I added an extra 1000 miles near the end of policy and it only cost me 3.80 in the end though

>>37044197
Good Sir, you are an Britain, a citizen of the greatest city with the greatest reputation for both wisdom and power; are you not ashamed of your eagerness to possess as much wealth, reputation, and honors as possible, while you do not care for nor give thought to wisdom or truth, or the best possible state of your soul?

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>>37044166
What about Tim anon?

>>37044166
>harpy who hates neets, porn, drugs and poor people
>slightly useless but well-meaning bloke who wants to give us gfs

Before anymore mentions nuh pakis, neither of them are gonna do shit about immigration so may as well vote for the not evil one

>>37044085
>. Are you serious about this suicide lark or you just sadposting?

Well if he is serious, I'm not phoning an ambulance again after all the hassle I got for phoning one for Friday Suicide anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0ViFSwdXI
me rn lads

>>37044245
what?

robo to

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Is corbyn really gonna give us gfs or is it a meme?

>>37044272
He is, but they have to be British