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Can we do anything with this?
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>>37172211
original comment acquired
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FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!
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oraoraoraoaraoaroara

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>Be me, at age 6
>Live in Grandparent's house and go to nearby elementary school
>Playing on school playground
>Other girl walks right into me and we both get knocked to the ground
>I stare at her in surprise
>Girl starts crying
>"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry-
>Tell her it's alright
>Help her off the ground
>Notice that her eyes are looking around wildly
>Ask her what's wrong
>"I um, I'm sorry."
>Continue to ask her what's wrong
>She keeps saying "I'm sorry."
>Eventually someone who looks like her mother comes by and picks her up.
>Mother apologizes and says that the girl is blind, so she didn't mean to knock into me.
>Tell her it's alright
>Fast forward two weeks
>Playing on school playground again
>See blind girl playing with ball by herself
>Go over to her
>Take the ball, she looks confused
>Tell her it's the kid she knocked into two weeks ago
>She starts crying again
>I pat her on the shoulder and tell her to calm down
>"I just want to play with you," I say
>She stops crying and asks me "Really?"
>"Yeah. My name is Anon."
>"Oh, my name is ___."
>It would be the start of a short, but beautiful friendship
>We would go and play together almost every day at the playground
>Her Mom was happy that she finally had a friend
>I was also happy, because until then I had no friends
>Fast forward two years
>My Mom has a job offer that means we have to move out of my Grandparents' house and far away
>Go tell the blind girl that this will be the last day we can play together
>"I'm moving away."
>"Why can't you stay?"
>Crying ensues
>She hugs me with all the strength of an 8 year old girl
>Don't hug back because this is the first time I've ever been hugged by a girl and I have no idea what to do
>Her Mother eventually pries her off me and say goodbye too
>I squeak out one last goodbye myself
>That would be the last time I would see her for over ten years
>Cont.
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i want to know the story
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>>37171991
Dude, you're supposed to type it out in advance and the dump it all at once...
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>>37171991
this ends with her fucking a nigger. dont ruin the OP by continuing. Please. Its so sweet and perfect.

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Is female virginity overrated? Are women unable to be good wives if they lost their virginity to someone else before?
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I had a dream where I watched my friends mom give there dad a bj in the kitchen.
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>>37171849
It was a really gross dream btw. 0rig2na1
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Female virgins are patient. They practice the common household chores instead of going out slutting around. As a result, when she marries, she is already good at bei g a caring housewife.

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Rap thread.

Whoever lands on 69 has to rap the entire thread in vocaroo
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I casually fuck animals
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>>37171816
I'm landing on 69
I like to wine and dine
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>>37171816
roll then boiys

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the fuck do i do i have no friends do I really just masturbate for three months
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>>37171807
That's pretty much what I've been doing for nearly a decade. It's a pretty great lifestyle once you get the hang of it.
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>>37171807
>i have no friends do I really just masturbate for three months
Sounds about right
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>>37171896
When the guilt about feeling like a lazy shit face go away?
>>37171953
It sucks ass honestly

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Anyone else feel like YouTube has been going downhill a lot more recently?
With the ad phenomenon going on small channels won't make much of a revenue. Any recommended channels besides that guy with a voice?
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Snowcat is pretty good. Last i saw he was just doing motorcycle vlogs but its pretty fun just watching him ride around. Especially when i cant afford a motorcycle yet.
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>>37171751

Sounds alright, I'll check that shit out.
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>>37171678
Try out Internet Historian

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I will pay 1 bitcoin to the person who posts a comment which successfully manages to destroy whatever last hope I have left to drive me to kill myself.

Here is a little background about myself so that your insults are tailored to my situation:

>be 26 yo
>still live with parents
>kissless hugless virgin
>disappointment and failure in everything I do
>everyone I know has already settled into good well paying jobs
>my oneitis recently got married
>have applied to 248 jobs and have got no call backs
>the kid who bullied me in high school and threw sodium hydroxide on my face during chemistry class is now a multi millionaire

Post addresses after your comments so I know who to pay.
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>>37171600
>Post addresses after your comments so I know who to pay.

Just to clarify, I meant post your bitcoin addresses.
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discord /Dxpcdpx

Join this discord if you want what is basically a crisis chat.
I'll want proof it's you but if anyone else wants someone to talk just join and let me know.

If you don't have discord just say.
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Don't kill yourself OP. Think of all the cool video games you'll miss out on within the next 20 years.

I know, it's a lame reason, but fuck other people. If you're going to live for anything, live for yourself. You know how shitty other people can be, so are you really going to let those assholes bully you out of existence?

Feel free to add me on discord if you want to talk.

Eye#7635

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Welcome back, step right up and enjoy your daily dose of the wisdom of a cadre of mentally ill recluses and degenerates. Once again Nick is indisposed - he contacted me, is fine and is monitoring by the way - but in his absence we must muddle through. Now for the summary approximation of the rules.

1. Take a name for ease of identification and response.

2. Share your feels and help others with theirs

3. Don't be a dick

4. Don't shout, I have a hangover

5. Do post links to tests and articles if they're either fun or useful
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>>37171552
Another day with our temporary shepherd. How are you?
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>>37171783
I feel extremely and deservedly sick. You really are an excellent singer. Also, you pulled me back from the chaos which I didn't even think was possible. So hats off to you.
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What should I do on summer break? My motivation has been shot for months, haven't even played any games in ages. Life feels so meaningless, and now I have lots of free time to dwell on that.

What's your fetish anons?

>Breast expansion
>She Hulk transformations/muscle girls
>Giantess growth
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>>37171539
Braaaaap fetish desu
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futanari netorare
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>>37171539
Anons if anyone has any Hulk videos from c4s please post them. It's for educational purposes you see

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Anyone here ever rape someone?
I had the opportunity last night with my sisters friend black out drunk and passed out on the couch last night, but I didn't do it.
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I
RAPED MYSELF TODAY
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>>37171533
>but I didn't do it
Yes you did. Posting lies about it on the internet won't stop you from going to jail.
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>>37171533
I've molested but never raped

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How insane are you, /r9k/?

http://personality-testing.info/tests/HEMCR/
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5 of 10
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Two of ten
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>>37171458
I got a spooky 3/10

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When will you finally accept the big black cock as your only chance of happiness?
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>>37171423
Saged, hidden, and reported. Fuck off.
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>>37171423
I would only want a BBC if the man attached to it truly adores me and treats me like a princess.

I don't want to be pumped and dumped like a slut.
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>>37171566
>tfw hooked up with an older black man who called me his baby and his princess once


>still ghosted him

>Shoplift
>Tower goes off
>Panic
>Freeze like a statue
>Hand over the stuff to the staff
>Tells me to come to the back with her
>I am so frozen I dont even have eye contact or respond
>She turns around to put stuff back
>Sprint out like a motherfucker
>Seemingly no one managed to chase me.
They don't have my name, SSN or anything.

It was in a mall.

The fuck do I do lads.
Did I get off scott free?
Can I ever go back?
Should I start stretching my asshole now so I can survive better in prison?
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I got caught stealing like 40 beers. I didn't run. I got a criminal record now.

You're a smart fucker, I panicked.
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>>37171183
in my country they don't call the police unless you're underage or got no id. I got a house ban twice in the same supermarket, still going there tho
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>>37171183
Don't go back to that mall for at least a couple years. They have your face and you'll be arrested sight if they notice you.

Even better, just never go back lol.

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I believe in every single on of you. You are all worth it,even if you are human trash. You are all meaningful,even if just on a sociological stand point. You may be a number,but a single number can change an equation making it something entirely different in the end. So just be you and be happy you are a 1 or a 0 in a binary system of yes and no.
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>OP actually believes this
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mfw op thinks this will help anybody
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Why would post this? You didn't even proofread it.

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I'm lonely but don't attempt to get a gf.
I feel like they'd find my boy body unattractive. I'm 25.
What do you gay and femanons think. Should I start lifting? What should I change!?
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you have a normal body. you should lift if you want to attract girls who like fit men.
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>>37170915
That's a small cloud anon. Could be your problem...
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>>37170953
Normal is better than hideous. How tall do you guess I am?
Ya I think I'm going to lift. I want to feel like a man not a boy. I feel like it's just so much work. I gotta eat more food too.
I guess it's worth it if I feel good about my appearance.

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