Rap thread. Whoever lands on 69 has to rap the entire thread

I casually fuck animals

>>37171816
I'm landing on 69
I like to wine and dine

>>37171816
roll then boiys

traps arnt gay

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i like to suck cock
AAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAH

traps ARE gay
and so am I !

Buddle bum buddle bum, this thread shit, gonna bite the gun

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

because baby when i look into your eyes
I see butter flies

The rap-minister declines, declines and defines the lines that rhyme.

biddle twiddle boody bee cock in my ass is the life for me

im not even drunk but i sure feel my sphincter weakening BRRRRRRRRRAP

i see everyone got scared and went home

Please sit on my face 2B BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP

LUL KEK XDDDD

I Hate me
So i drink people's pee

>>37171816
I'm a virgin cause I'm stupid and gay
That's all I had to say

I just want to roll for this honestly

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Everybody's talkin' something very shockin' just to
Keep on blockin' what they're feelin' inside but
Listen to me brother, you just keep on walkin' 'cause
You and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide.

Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the colour of your soul.
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't want to hear your stories told.
I want to welcome you to Scatman's world

10 - 3 = 7

bush did 9/11

>>37172367
67 SO CLOSE god why

nig nog what the fok

>>37171816
In all honesty niggers aren't people

yesterday i got cucked

i FUCK mice

please dear god let me get a 69 so I can vocaroo all of these sweet lines

Liking feminine penis is not gay
If you like loli feet then that's ok
As long as you don't fuck a 3D
Because then you will end up in a cell today.

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I'm the Scatman

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

I'm the Scatman

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop

(Scatting by Scatman John)

Rin tin tin going to roll again is rolling to win too many times a sin?

Today's not my lucky day 69 seems to escape me but that's just fine I really don't mind. I hate to say that I'm probably going to vocaroo this anyway

what's vocaroo?

I AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKIN' FRIENDS

rolld
sa'fsa
dfsa
dfsa
fsadfg
dsg
deawadwf

>>37172604
This guy here he has no friends cmon on boys it's 69 to wins

dat nigg gonna sound like desiigner kemakek

>>37172588
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-CORDING WEBSITE

>>37172588
This guy here doesn't know what vocaroo is how's this nibba even gonna record? Oh my god I hope that wasn't too forward. This isn't even a track I made to start as a dis but I can't help but bully when all you show me is dis

I used to be scared of the dick
Now I just don't give a shit
Libido like magneto - off and on, weak then strong
Dick ain't long? it's wrong
Can't fuck 'til dawn? yawn
Don't be mad that I fucked your dad
But your junk is sad
You know you ain't bad, for serious
Don't be delirious
Cock ain't right I'm not hearin it
Never fuckin ever fuckin nearin it
Cuz dudes ain't shit but balls and dicks
Prove your self worth, make the pussy hurt
Dirty
Get it strong and sturdy
I know you're pushing thirty, but if it ain't rock
Don't call this birdy

[Hook]
Your dick need miracle gro, I'm a miracle ho
(x3)
Your dick need miracle gro
I am a miracle

Chicks want you to give em the spondolix for their wigs and ribbons
I'm not with 'em - my rhythm is too raw for these broads
At large and in charge, retarded artist
Go farther than fast cars, when I discharge I go the hardest like -
From green light to granite
From free flight to panic
Pay your duty to the booty, get snooty
Speak in tongues to the coochie
Make my face redder than rubies
He smoked a million doobies just to prove he got the bloodflow
I call him tonto
Floridian indian, rode him like a bronco yo
I'm getting lewd and sending nudes to your whole crew
"oh my god bethany look what I found on the internet, is this you?"
Yea it's true, I'm a slut, don't give a fuck
Like rough stuff, like stuffed butts and handcuffs
So what, who are you to judge?
I got the "dude" attitude
You can call me a ho but I know that you just lame and rude
Stupidd

Never names said more shade spit
Ima see you one day thats a promise
>>37172670
hm please dial again

if i sell a little crack, ain't nothing to it
gangsta rap made me do it

ree ree i need yummies
mummy please give me tendies

>>37172820
subscribe to gooooooooooooofy die

my breasts, megassa squeeze them

Today, is my lucky day mutherfucker

Let's go laddies

im a faggot vocaroo raping son of a whore

>>rolling again don't include this in the rap

fcvg
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In all honestly, whites aren't people

>>37171816
Op is a lil nigga
Wishin he were a giga nigga

>>37171816
Drill my butthole daddy

Can't do it, but let's roll so that this thread does not die

roll niggers heads off

God is Bulgatian!

>>37171816
give a nigga watermelon

>>37171816
Reddit is in all honesty the best site on the Internet. Nigger

I fucked your mamma
Until i cumma
In early day of summer

He's a sucker fucker
With little dicka
No idea of the panorama

I fucked your mamma, quicker
In early day, of summer
I fucked her until, i cumma
Cause i have the bigger, dicker

Posting digits not ending in 69

I want a camembert cheese
finish reading this

even if i get 69 im not doing it

Last night we got sucked
But tonight we suck back

rolling even though i have to be somewhere soon

K K K Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me

Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa
[Lyrics from: https:/lyrics.az/moonman/-/notoriouskkk.html]

I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
And smell like ass

Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk

I don't give a fuck about your mama
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigger cock she's used to
Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew

I once shoved a soup spoon all the way up my rectum

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Aayoooo ladies with the fattest ass on the dancefloor TURN IT UP FOR DJ BAZOOKAA!!!

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She said "he's just a friend"
he also sleeps with her in the bed

suck my toes lil nigga

family guy is a funny show lol "ex dee"

Who else here waiting for people to post so you can see the number of the post and calculate yours so you don't end in a 69?

OOOOOH YOUUUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEHEEEED

uggnnnn fuck me daddy, fuck fuck fuck fuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
oh fuck daddy hnnn that was so good yeaaaaaaah <3

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>>37171816
Hitler did nothing wrong. It were Anglo's all along.

it'll just be extremely cringy and disapointing

I dont even know how to rap
Orgfdo

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moot moot that's the sound of the police

My body is ready lord, pass me the mic

My name's Burrito Boy and I'm here to say
That poop hands are A-OK

SOLO HERE, WHERE'S THE FIRE?!!?!?!??!

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I'm tired of waiting for 69
check 'em
it's my time to shine
Imma wreck 'em

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DON'T CUT YOURSELF ON THAT WIRE
FIRE FIRE FIRE
HIRE HIRE HIRE

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I just want to practice my GET'ing skills now

Obama is a lizard man

TELL ME WHAT I OWE YOU
I PAY WHAT I DRINK
I PAY WHAT I EAT
Please, tell me what I owe you.......FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Cmon, beeilen Sie sich,
stop making number on the table!
I've drunk 2 beers,
two doubles,
and two jars.....and let me tell you again. PLEASE
LET ME KNOW, WHAT I OWE YOU!

I've wasted a lot of napkins,
one or two slices of bread,
3 pieces of ham,
a bbq grill, fully,
and in the men's bathrooom...
I've punched the waiter!
Let me know,
what I OWE YOU!
What shall I pay!
Say it...for fucks sake!

>>37173669
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN

DO IT

>>37173669
WINRAR!!!

oreginatelero

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>>37173669
TEEEHEEE! YOU ARE THE LUCKY POSTER! YOUR HEART MUST BE RACING! AYEEEE! Go go go! Rap that song with your good voice!

>>37173669
DO IT MY NIGGEROINI

>>37173669
Do it man! Rap your little heart out

God save the counselor
he is not an incense dispenser
he is a river person
hey, man this lehendakari
is not a rastafari!
he is an hertzolari

>>37173669
sing it mother fucker

Sometimes I want to die, but fear is the only thing that keeps me alive.

>>37173669
Fucking rap that shit on vocaroo right now

>>37172604
all eyez on me!, live my life as a thug nigga...

>>37173669
deliver or else...!!

>>37173669
JUST FUCKING DO THAT

Someone needs a diaper change

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>>37173669
We waiting

>>37173669
I'd totally do it if my parents weren't home.

>>37173669
what a faggot

do it please

>>37173669
If this faganon doesn't deliver I guess I'll get up and do it

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>>37171816
If we are talking seriously about taking back local communities from corporate hegemony, we have be able to confront the fact that many of these communities are going to be based around shared identities and values that are diametrically at odds with the neoliberal, globalist, multicultural (really monocultural) corporate status-quo. Calling people "racist" for wanting to form intentional communities based around shared identity and values is simply a cop-out, and indicative of government and corporatist social conditioning. Left unexamined here is the a priori moral assumption that diversity or multiculturalism is necessarily a social good, and that any social conflict or bad outcomes it creates are the result of moral failings of the people themselves, not as a result of conflicts inherent to the neoliberal corporate multicultural project.
This is typically coupled with the religious incantation that we must overcome feelings of preference or kinship for racial and ethnic in-groups, but why? This is never examined, and I think this is due to social programming.

GAS THE NIGGERS AND KIKES; RACE WAR NOW

>>37173983
you da real man!!! WOJOOO

>>37173983
He said he wouldn't>>37173958 so do it.

>>37173983
cmon do it man

>>37174011
>>37174026
>>37174047
Alright, booting up computer. Give me a moment.

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>>37174193
if it's good i might grab the audio and make a video with it

>>37174010
Corporations are imposing a prefabricated civil identity that is attempting to absorb all expressions of uniqueness under the brand of acceptable capitalist behavior and new, expensive fashions, aesthetics, asold to you as status and commodity - a global culture for a global people - all forms of local difference absorbed into the collective ideal in the name of the modern age of progress. Against this onslaught of universal homogeneity, isn't the most radical thing one can do be revert to one's unique ethnic culture and resist the march of similarity? Isn't our most ancient of traditions, in a modern capitalist tradition of "new for the sake of novelty", the ultimate defiance?

>>37174193
This is the cringiest fucking thing I've ever done and I hate every single one of you fucks for making me do this at 3am
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZEp51npvh2

>>37174590
just started and already love it

>>37174590

this is fucking awesome, props to you for delivering

>>37174590
Pure autism, thank you

>>37174590
thanks for delivering
this is gold

>>37174590
dying here hahahahha

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>>37174590
Straya + autism

>>37171816
I want to rap. Is it just me?

>>37174590
kek thanks for rapping my post famalam
>>37172610

>>37173669
SPIT DEM BARS BOI!

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>>37174590
This is good shit origininasa

one on 100 chances.
Wew op.

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>>37174590
GOLDDDDDDD amazing OP. Well done.

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>>37174590
you didnt finish it you fucking faggot

>>37174869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hNdpGSlYmJ

Got mine

>>37174613
>>37174738
>>37174764
>>37174798
>>37174822
>>37174850
>>37174961
>>37175140
>>37175306
Glad to deliver. Too many of these threads go unheeded.
>>37175334
Delivered up to the get
>>37175398
Diggin the music added to it. I like yours more than mine man

Bitch im gonna screw you like a light bulb
Hold on ya head, twist it till ya lights off
Dump ya in a forest with ya head off, beheaded bitch stay givin' me head

>>37175398
fuck i was finished doing the video with the other guy now i gotta do it with yours
>>37175460
sorry i hope you understand

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>>37175398
AWESOME! Pure Gold this thread.

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>>37174590
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZEp51npvh2

>>37173789
that's from Hit Em Up bitchass faggot

>>37175398
Yours is easier to listen to, also you're cool for doing it at all, I would be embarrassed

aight the video is done, rendering it now

>>37176277
Video? wat? I'm scared

>>37176315
>>37174423
i posted this earlier

>>37171816
lol my mummy is in the next room so itd be VERY uncomfortable!

>>37172244
Summer already?
Mr. Cool the Most Original

>>37176277
one hundo to four twendo real quick

Will we have other vocaroo?

>>37176315
wait i just need to make sure if it's ok with you. it'd just be a screenshot of the thread following the lyrics

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>>37174590
this is origamily great

:-----------D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG033rbZlho

>>37176586
This is amazing. Nicely done.

>>37174590
Man you sound like Billy the Fridge.

>>37172604
THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YOUR WAIFU, YOU FAR VIRGIN MOTHERFUCKER

>>37173077
lil_toenail

>>37176586
ty for making this anon, i love it

homosexual transgression

>>37175398
does anyone have the name for the music in the background?

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Pretty good thread OP
Luan's the best waifu for me

>>37171816
>nigga
>>37172622
>nigg
>>37172928
>nigga
>>37172994
>nigga

Too many occurrences to quote.

If "nigger" is so highly offensive, how does "nigga" get its popularity? They
are obviously the same word modulo a very transparent phoenetic corruption. If
one is okay with being a "nigga," then he should be equally okay with being a
"nigger."

It's as if the ebonics culture is attempting to reserve the use of the offensive
version for themselves. This is stupid and hypocritical. At least use a word
with a less obvious lexical connection, like "playa."

I might have understood this all wrong. Can someone explain?

>>37178072
white racists say nigger, black gangsters say nigga. thats why it's more acceptable to say nigga, because black people say it the same way

>>37178072

You'd have to be incredibly stupid to not see the cultural difference or intent between the two.

>>37178119
They are the same word. Who the fuck cares who says it? It is still one meaning with one reference.

>>37178133
If you are so smart by comparison, then produce an argument that makes sense.

>>37178148
i can say nigger how many times i want without being a racist. i wouldnt use it as a derogatory term to bash black people

>>37171816
I like to throw eggs at chickens while yelling "EAT YOUR FUCKING PERIOD!"

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young nigger

>>37174590
It's just too cringe.

>>37178185
Common sense dictates that you wouldn't utter "nigger" out loud in, say, the Apollo theater, yeah?

nigger nigger nigger go back to hell you fucker

Ne is even in my mistress' case,
Just in her caiar. O woeful symsake, for here on the own tears made drunk.pathse!
Fry!
Piteous predicament!
Nurse. Even so lies she,
Blubbe, rise and ound, with and blubbering.
Stand up, stand up! Stand, an you be a man.stand!
Why should you fall into so dey friar, O, tell me, holy friarhisurse. O holgr
For Juliet's
'ring and weeping, weeping
Whep an O?her sak
Nurse. O, here is my lady's lord, where's Romeo?
Friar. T

>>37178072
I misstyped yo
Wanted to write nigga desiinger. buh I was right ehhhh

Yah yah yah yah hehehe ooh what WOAH
Yeh
(WOAH)
Yeh
(WOAH)
Yahhh yah yah yah

>>37171816
No sense in betrayal

White people are scum they make me wanna cum

>>37171816
>69
I'm honestly a giant faggot who wants to die, I go on LGBT Pol and SOC all night.

I don't deserve to be on r9k, I like traps and that ain't gay.