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What happens after you die? 2017-05-22 05:26:23 Post No.37189522
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What happens after you die?
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2017-05-22 05:26:23
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/r9k/ what happens after you die?
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things continue to happen without you
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nothing dude you better hope nothing happens
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Your body decays and your mind vanishes.
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Do you think they'll let Trump Tweet from prison?
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as we learned from hillary all that matters is your intent
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In all seriousness, is anyone else beginning to seriously doubt that he'll make it through to the end of his term? It's starting to look pretty bad for him.
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fuck off brainwashed normie scum. You all deserve to hang
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Any robots feel like talking? It's pretty lonely tonight.
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I'll talk with you, but I'm not very interesting. I haven't had any friends in a decade so I need some practice socializing.
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>>37188913
it's getting kinda late for me, but if you're lonely sometime later this week we can have a longer talk. liima#7673
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what do ya wanna talk about?
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Sunday Night Omegle Thread 2017-05-22 04:45:18 Post No.37188800
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Sunday Night Omegle Thread
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2017-05-22 04:45:18
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Hey anons, let's all gather around together and chat it up with some fellow robots.
If you don't have webcam that's okay, black box anons are totally welcomed.
Make sure to enter the tags!
r9k, robot9000, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
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don't be shy anons, maybe you'll find a qt to talk to!
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>>37188800
>be me
>autist
>be on the wasteland that is text mode
>tfw futility
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b-bumping, come talk to your fellow anons and ease that loneliness a bit.
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Why do white women wearing sundresses make me horny
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Wank away OP
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>>37188435
le purity fantasy
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Have a Sydney
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You guys talk about real life relationships and such.
but what about online.
for me I ruin them all and always ghost everyone I talk too, or people end up ghosting me.
heck the most recent disappointment in a sea of disappointments just ended a weeks ago.
but in honesty I don't feel sad, taking it quite well, guess I didn't feel any camaraderie, or I just refuse too.
guess am destined to be a lonely soul.
so i'll just convince myself that friends are overrated.
I'll stop talking about myself now, you guys go ahead.
or talk about traps or other pointless shit that squirms in the catalog, that's cool too.
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>>37188192
Why would you ghost people? As someone who never does it but gets ghosted himself sometimes, I don't get it.
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>>37188192
dont normally post. mostly a lurker.
but ive accepted the fact that I will never have what my parents have and what many of my friends and family have.
It's at the point they don't even ask at family gatherings which is bittersweet.
I have accepted my fate, but sometimes it makes me sad if I think about it for awhile and I come here and hang with you guys.
I try not to think about it
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>Why
let me see if I can open my decrepit heart for a second.
countless reasons, sometimes I even forget myself most not making any sense besides just a feeling.
>1.
I fear rejection and being hated by the people I love/like, there is no greater fear than that when it comes to people, it has happen countless times worst one was my friend Luis, second one was some chick online I got smitten out of the blue without warning, which was confusing cause she was pretty disgusting.
>2.
Schizoid personality or BPD, I can't figure it out I would like to get myself evaluated to make sure what the hell I have and not make any failed self diagnosis, but I refuse too cause I fear it might stain any chances I have with my future prospects (if I even get the chance to accomplish them, and getting diagnosed won't help), sometimes I just self hate to the point I figure the people I make bonds with are better off without me
>3.
It's also an impulse, I have some serious anger issues and I tend to lash out at the people around me worst case scenario, best case scenario I trash a few things around my room to sate my anger.
I've had anger problems for as long as I can remember.
>4.
people start talking to me less and less and I get the hint, so I just avoid the whole talk of "why aren't you messaging me like before" and cut to the chase and delete them off.
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>youre jerking off to your Chinese cartoons one day
>youre just about to reach the point of no return so you grab the mouse to minimize the tab
>when you bend over to grab the mouse the chair legs rip the carpet, exposing a small box
>with your fully erect penis still in hand you open the box
>out of the box comes a spirit, who covers his eyes and apologizes when he sees your erect member
>after you cover up he thanks you for freeing him and offers you 3 wishes that he will grant with the only exception being he cant give you more wishes
Well /r9k/ what do you wish for?
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The release of death
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I wish for my second wish to never come true.
Then I wish for my second wish to never come true.
Then a trillion dollars.
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>Unlimited wealth
>Happiness
>Immortality unless I kill myself in a very long, specific and convoluted way.
This way I can keep eating garbage and getting drunk every day and he can't jew me by saying my self induced heart disease/diabetes/whatever is suicide.
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Just wallow in your sadness thread
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>>37187935
Karl Pilkington is the /r9k/ spirit animal.
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>>37188367
Karl is a modern philosopher
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>Reading comics about depression and anxiety
>Keeps mentioning their friends
it hurts
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Robot stats/gf begging thread thread 2017-05-22 03:27:25 Post No.37187573
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Robot stats/gf begging thread thread
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2017-05-22 03:27:25
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ITT: post your stats and let the qt fembots analyze them and maybe become your gf
I updated it from yesterday. This time we should have more applicable stats. Please rate each others stats and give honest feedback.
>Age:
>Height
>Weight
>Dick Size:
>Where's your ancestry from?
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
>Fetish:
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
>Do you have any past experience dating?
>Favorite Anime:
>Favorite Manga
>Favorite Sport
>Favorite Vidya
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
>Favorite TV show
>Mental illness
>What are you doing for the summer?
>What country do you live in?
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
>Do you drink?
>If yes how often?
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
>Do you smoke?
>Drugs?
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
>What do you think a relationship is?
>Can you cook?
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im not doing the survey but i will take questions
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>>37187573
>Post in this thread so that """"fembots"""" can judge you
No. Fuck off to >>>/soc/
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>>37187573
Here's mine
>23
>5'10"
>188 lbs
>Average
>Fathers Side: Jews from Ukraine, immigrated to US in late 1890s
>Mothers Side: Mostly English and French Canadian
>long term
>Classical Marxist
>Thicc girls, Fit girls, Big butts, MILFs, anal andincest
>Submissive
>It's semi important. I'd be willling to wait though
>A gf whose also a best friend
>Patience. I have pretty bad anxiety but i'd try to change.
>either/or
>Maybe, I doubt it
>Nope, i'm a khv
>Kill la Kill
>One Piece
>N/A
>Pokemon or tf2
>Rick and Morty or Samurai Jack
>Shameless
>Severe Anxiety and depression
>Possibly interning for state congress
>US
>Probably Rojava or Sweden, idk they're all shit
>Saudi Arabia
>N/A
>Yes
>Every night
>Vodka and IPAs
>no
>No but willing to try weed
>Anal or asseat, tittyfuck
>Something where two people become intimate with one another
>Nop :(
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ITT: Pics that make you go "hhmmmm"
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>>37187208
le epic me-me guy dude! TOP fucking KEK man
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>>37187208
YOU GOT ME THERE XDDDDDD
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>>37187208
Fuch a u white maaan
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Need a (You)? Then get in here. I'll respond to everyone as long as you post a pic of some sort. We can talk about anything.I'm ignoring people who don't post a pic this time
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>Need a (You)? Then get in here. I'll respond to everyone as long as you post a pic of some sort. We can talk about anything. I'm ignoring people who don't post a pic this time
Can I post any picture to get my free (you)?
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anyone on /r9k/ play Miitomo?
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>>37186631
I suppose. I'd prefer if you had something to talk about or share beyond some fag's pink sock, but whatever, have a (You).
Could someone explain to me why a guy would give a a lot of money to a female streamer?What i make in a year they make in a day
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>>37186173
i honestly don't know. its beyond pathetic.
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Female streamers are like softcore teaser porn stars, if you donate big, they get up to write your name on a board or some stupid shit while showing off their ass, then when they sit back down they bend right over in front of the cam and show theirs tits.
They're just camsluts that don't need to get naked.
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>>37186173
Means justify the ends. Money has no value.
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What is the real reason you don't have a gf?
>pajeet
>pudgy
>beta as fuck
>severe avpd
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I limit myself. Get looks from qties everyday.
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Loser
Don't avoid people but I'm an asshole that won't be nice to be liked
BPD
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What is the point of a Pajeet with bad mental health? Are you going to tell me that you feel anxious about pooing in the loo next? Do you at least make a lot of money?
What is truly the most attractive trait anons?
For me,
>empathy
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>Lymph node capability
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>>37184250
It's really funny because I lack empathy
Most attractive trait I find in a guy is intelligence
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>>37184350
You sound like a stingy cunt. No wonder you found yourself here. Now rot.
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lazy cunts not making threads edition
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hi everyone
how are you all doing tonight
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>>37183689
complete shit, haven't done anything all day.
feel awful tbqh
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>>37183689
feel fucking shit tbqh