/britfeel/

hi everyone

how are you all doing tonight

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>>37183689
complete shit, haven't done anything all day.

feel awful tbqh

>>37183689
feel fucking shit tbqh

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>>37183689
got 2 days off work so feeling good

Reply to this post if you're undeniably cute and want to be my sister. I'm ugly and creepy but these things shouldn't get in the way of familial love.

i woke up at 7 and haven't ate yet

should i walk over to mcds and get three quarter pounders with cheese

i want a mcflurry but i remember people saying they don't do ice cream at night

>>37183712
Enjoy it, I've got two days on then two days off. Can't be arsed desu

>>37183719
Go jerk off in the 'hug your sister' thread

>>37183689
Shit, I saw somewhere that looked like a nice place to kill myself as I drove by today but looking up some pictures of it the bridge isn't as tall as it looked a distance.

>>37183719
hiyaaa. how are you bro?

Where's that lad that wanted advice? We're ready.

>>37183760
Hmm... what do brothers talk about with their sisters?

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>>37183650
Tried to make one but my internet cut out

it had a proper edition too not a WhingeAnon edition

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IF I CAN'T FIND THE CURE, I'LL
I'LL FIX YOU WITH MY LOVE

NO MATTER WHAT YOU KNOW, I'LL
I'LL FIX YOU WITH MY LOVE

AND IF YOU SAY YOU'RE OKAY
IM GONNA HEAL YOU ANYWAY

PROMISE ILL ALWAYS BE THERE
PROMISE ILL BE THE CUUUUUUUUUUUURE

>>37183719
Maybe we could pretend together
If you forgive my ugly creepy side I could forgive yours

>>37183774
stop being so silly. i just want to talk with you because i have been busy all work with tommy. what have you been up to?

>>37183704
Do you drag ass when it comes to starting new things but enjoy them when you eventually do?

>>37183834
not really, I drag my ass but then drop it or force myself through it. Can't remember the last thing I enjoyed truthfully

>>37183851
Sounds pretty shit lad. I don't know what I'd do to pass the time if I couldn't binge watch anime and podcasts.

>>37183851
Same.

I remember some anon saying how there was almost a voice in their head saying "You're not enjoying this, just stop" whenever you do something.

I feel that so often even with video games/film/tv that I enjoy.

Any of you lads hear whispering and feel an evil presence when you try to sleep? Scared the fucking shit out of me yesterday.

>>37183927
sounds like more mental health issues mate

>>37183927
hopefully it's a succubus and they suck your dick lad

>>37183927
That's just the brain tumour compressing the audio nerve

>>37183927
I get sleep paralysis but it's when I'm just waking up. Occasionally I'll be 95% asleep and see/hear something though

I stopped coming to r9k a couple years ago. But good god, i hope i dojn;t end up frequenting this palce again.

>>37183946
Probably the best way to die tbqh.

>>37184010
succubi don't kill you they just suck your jizz out to feed their chi or whatever

>>37184001
You mean you don't like hanging out with mentally ill losers?

>>37184031
I thought they sucked and fucked the life/soul out of you.

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Have you tried nice posting
It is nice to post
be a nice poster
post the nice

I've changed my mind lads. I don't wanna leave EU because I have zero chance of getting a visa and this country is going to be absolutely fucked by mass immigration (my hometown is already lost to pakis. 60%+). Don't believe May's "tens of thousands" lies. She said that years ago and last year we had half a million of the fuckers.

if i ever think their is a demon in my room or whatever, i always think to myself "do you want to go to war with me, i will spark you everywhere ya cunt"

>>37184001
why're you here now then, just for nostalgia
to get some old feels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgMAz5XP7Jk

>>37184041
nah only if you wrong a succubus do they kill you

they want enthrall you so they can come back suck your jizz whenever they are feeling low

succubi have thralls all over their chosen area they go to if they need a quick fix

>>37183953
Oh phew I thought it was something serious.

>>37183689
It's my 26th birthday on Tuesday.

I want to buy some alcohol to celebrate, but I'm afraid that buying it on a Monday will make me look like an alcoholic.

>>37184100
iamokaywiththis.jpg

>>37184073
my logic with demons/ghosts/aliens/whatever is that i don't care

oh no some spooky goblin is gonna kill me, whatever you ugly cunt i'm barely alive

>>37184100
sounds decent. wish they where real. i would probably fall in love with one.

>>37184041
no you're all absolutely pathetic

>>37184075
because my self loatihng ruined the best relationship i've ever had in my lfie

>>37184121
Parties happen. They'll only think you're an alcie if you're in there all the time.

>>37184134
You'll fit right in.

>>37183927
I had a nightmare about elephants last night. Dream that one smashed my bedroom window, pulled outside with its trunk and then trampled me to death outside.

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>>37184100
Are you a fellow Lost Girl watcher?

>>37184134
No one cares. We dont want to hear about you're slut gf and we dont want you're winging to shit up this thread.

>>37184069
You complain about the UK/your town been lost to pakis and yet you want to go to the EU where they are currently getting lost to pakis?

>tfw tidleanon shoves stuff up his gosusan

>>37184121
Buy so much that they couldn't possibly think you were drinking alone.

someone please help me decide

>>37183721

also i might drive in case there are drunk people in the mcdonalds that make fun of me for being there myself

>>37184183
Removing the EU is the first step. Next we need to dismantle our current system of government and kick out the neoliberal elites.

In a peaceful manner of course, GCHQ

>>37184069
It was at this exact moment the thread went to shit.

Please prove me wrong. I have fuck all else to do tonight.

>>37184121
if you're that worried go to a supermarket buy a birthday card and whatever drink you want, the cashier will assume it's a birthday gift for somebody

>tfw femanon wants to be your gf
>tfw you turn her down and she gets flusterred

>>37184183
Except not all of Europe is being lost to pakis

There's only a few EU countries taking in literally hundreds of thousands of the fuckers and I wouldn't move to those either.

>>37184069
>falling for the muh visa meme
literally you only need a proper visa if you're going to an african shithole or north korea, even places like the US only have some paperwork to fill out

EU countries won't give a fuck about us

>>37183721
If you ask, they might sell you a cup of the Oreo or chocolate chunks they mix in with the ice cream.

>>37184167
Well , i'm back here

>>37184181
You know. You';re not wrong. Women are fucking whores. If you think i'm going to entertain you with my gf story you're wrong you fucking dense cunt.

>>37184134
>no you're all absolutely pathetic

why the fuck are you here then?

>>37184125
sounds like good logic. tbf, seeing a ghost or something proves that there is anfter life so it would be creepy but enlightening too

>>37183721
>three quarter pounders with cheese
Why have you gone from starving yourself to gourging? You ill lad?

>>37184069
Look whats happening in Sweden mate.
We're the last chopper out of Saigon

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>>37183650

Post the ideal body of your gf (or bf)

>>37184238
>why the fuck are you here then?
because i'm pathetic as well numb nuts

>>37184194
I was going to ask how you knew that I'd be drinking alone and then I remembered where I am.

Any if you alternate where you buy alcohol so that the staff don't recognise you as a regular?

>>37184240
that's basically my mo

i don't eat then eat a lot

>>37184232
i don't know if i want that. i do have a hankering for an apple pie but like a classic baked one. might wait up till 11am go to mcds then go to morrisons and get an apple pie

>>37184225
Ah yes, because the EU has no plan to force other countries to take their fair share?

>>37184265
buy it online and get it delivered
there are numerous sites that do this

>>37184229
You really think if we block EU migrants from coming here (which we will), that they won't in turn block us from going there?

>>37184249
Look nice and comfy please send her over

>>37184283
You think the slavs are going to put up with that?

They'd just go back to Germany again anyway after the slavs broke their windows and kicked the shit out of them

>>37184313

I know right??? Those hips are amazing. She'd be great for a cuddle in the winter.

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>tfw you once gave someone this as a get well card

politics is the poison of all discussion

if anyone engages in it i instantly drop and leave

thank god i don't speak to anyone in real life except my neighbour

i was actually thinking the other day other than my neighbour i haven't face to face spoken to anyone in a long time

>>37184249
if she wore better clothes she'd be hot as fuck

>literal dad jeans

>wait til real nigga hours they said
>britfeel is always comfy then they said

>>37184340
Can you imagine having to wageslave in an office and listen to your dipshit colleagues spout their wanky, uninformed political bullshit all day?

>>37184331
would love it if a mate of mine gave me this

>>37184349

But she's not an attention-seeking whore, just a regular homely girl. *Mom jeans are fine for lounging.

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>used to look out to sea from my hometown and see land and lights on the horizon
>thought it was france
>turns out it was just essex

>>37184340
I agree. Let's talk about religion instead.
>tfw barely-practicing christian

>>37184360
And you have to agree with them otherwise HR will call you in for being 'racist'.

>>37184354
aint real nigga hours yet desu

>>37184340
Unfortunately my neighbour is a born again UKIPer just speak to random people or healthcare workers which means its about three weeks since I spoke to anyone but a bus driver or shop worker

>>37184249
>>37184313
>>37184329
>>37184349
>>37184374
Literal slutshaming.. no wonder you virgins can't get girlfriends

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>>37184371

this was the front cover

>>37184374
Like that about her just looks like a nice lass who i might actually stand a chance with

>>37184320
You think the Slavs will stay in the EU at that point? Losing smaller Slav countries isn't going to bother the rest of the EU when it comes to finances like the UK has.

>>37184401

But that's not even what slutshaming is though...

>>37184408
Just wondering, do you think you have any issues or have you lost all insight?

>>37184360
I can't imagine that.

Same with having to listen to women speak about women things and their incessant bird noises squawking at me and their laughter piercing into me and even though they are all obese ugly sluts i have to pretend i like them and talk to them during my job and they're empty headed drivel just pouring out their fat fucking mouths repeating nonsensical phrases over and over again while the balding men over by the window leer at some semi-attractive 40 year old walking her child like dog and i know that'll be me if i don't change something but i still feel some contentment in life so i carry on doing whatever i'm doing because ultimately i don't care about anything

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You lads probably no more than me since I don't watch many chink cartoons but is pic related any good. It's just came on Netflix and looks pretty cool

>>37184465
The Japanese says BLAM but the titles says BLAME

>>37184465
don't start watching anime lad, its a miserable hole that you never want to end up in.

I mean look at these fucking waifu posters. Do you really want that to happen to you?

>>37184449

I don't think I have any issues. It's just a get well card anon.

>>37184483
It's got robots and guns and shit so it's not the same r-right

>>37184408
>>37184331
Mate your irl friends know about your Shipman obsession?

>>37183927
That's sleep paralysis, I suffer from it if I don't have a sleeping tablet. First time it happened I was 3 years old and scared the shit out of my parents by waking up screaming about "the man in the room". I wondered for years whether I'd been interfered with, it's only when I read the article in the link that I discovered it's actually a Thing and other people suffer from it too. It's fucking terrifying.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/oct/02/sleep-paralysis

>>37184459
Was on the bus the other day and a few student bitches going on about how the cant wear yeloow and that so sand so is a slag and we all just must Have you seen so and sos new lad they where sat behind me and when they got of the looked really rough I was expecting them to be hot or at least slutty but they were dull dogs weird pics would help

>>37184487
loss of insight clear. mental illness deepens.

I've applied for a bunch of jobs.

All min wage shit so i'll probably get one.

After 7 years of not working i'm going to

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>>37184465
Start watching anime lad, it'll make you feel better

>>37184514
Don't, it's depressing as fuck. I wish I was still a neet every day

>>37184483
this isnt true. tons of normies watch anime. i know plenty of fellas that can watch an anime series and then get on with their life

>>37184495
waifu fags normally like shit anime about highschool girls

>>37184499

Yeah, this one was quite astounded though that I shipposted to him IRL with the card

I tried getting into anime because of 4chan. Watched One Punch which was cool and tried a couple of the waifu ones but couldnt get into it.

>>37184508
I don't know what happened but i find all women unattractive. I've stopped watching porn a couple of months ago, I just find it repulsive now.

I'm not gay btw, men have never been attractive to me.

>>37184374
>homely girl

>>37184423
>nice lass who i might actually stand a chance with

dont kid yourself anons. unless shes a sheltered christian girl she will cuck you and mess you around just like 95% of every spoiled roastie whore ever

just go 2d

>>37183927

>>37184507
not quite, it's close though its Hypnagogic hallucinations. They're usually auditory but can be visual or the sensation of someone being in the room or even right next to you, it can even feel like someones touching you.

>>37184507

I get sleep paralysis, but never any hallucinations.

I just lie and have to wiggle my toes and fingers to wake the rest of my body up. It's very frustrating

>>37184514
How did you explain the gaps in the cv?

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>>37184513

There is literally nothing wrong with taking a healthy interest in a well known figure

>>37184552

>Muhhh Virgin
>Muhhh Hymen

As long as she hasn't been with a ridiculous amount of dudes, its not the end of the world.

>>37184586
Good luck with your relationship

I mean most fail but I'm sure yours will work

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>>37184465
Wish I could learn Japenese
Unlike the English who always pronounce every letter in a word they may occasionally drop one especially at the end.
Waifus are the best they are whatever you want and never leave you

>>37184602

My relationship? What the fuck are you talking about?

>>37184608
>Unlike the English who always pronounce every letter in a word
You've never been to t'north 'ave you?

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Lads I totally forgot Sutcliffe was still alive

>>37184608
i want to learn japanese too but i think i am too stupid. i have a shit memory, and being dyslexic is bound to make it harder

>>37184642
when you think about it all these killers are near death. we haven't had a new one in a long time

>>37184642

There is absolutely nothing wrong with having an obsession with serial killers

>>37184608
How can you be britbong and not understand words that have letters dropped off? Unless you're some posho

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might drive finally in a bit, I feel so on edge right now. Feel so overwhelmed I'm considering going agaisnt my beliefs and getting medication

also going to speed around a junction at about 30mph and hope nothing is in the road just in case

>>37184608
>Unlike the English who always pronounce every letter
I'm high and also retarded but I feel this isnt true

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>>37184483
Its a beautiful place
If a little cold

>>37184608
>Unlike the English who always pronounce every letter in a word
how do you pronounce gnome, knight, business, sword

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Come and book an appointment, anon.

>>37184525
Nah, I'm bored of the neet life. Here are my options as I see it:

>carry on neet for 5 more years and kill myself in my 30s
>get a job and pose as a normie, get a chink wife to satisfy me and die depressed age 60
>start or join a cult of some kind
>join the military

>>37184567
none of them required a cv

>>37184642
Turns out we still have a fair few serial killers still alive. Sutty is probably the main lad though.

>>37184387
The only words I've spoken in a fortnight have been to my cat.

>>37184483
I mean I waifupost but i've only completed like 50 or so series, only thing I've completed this year was kona suba2, dropped the rest. Will watch Umaru in fall and thats probably it unless I watch some old series in my backlog

Okay lads answer my poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/13016759

>>37184732
bit late for a maccies no?

Imagine if Shipanon snaps and starts a meme-fuelled killing spree and we're the only ones with the autistic power to hunt him down.

>>37184707
Do you not speak to yourself?

I do that all the time.

Whenever I make a meal I explain what I'm doing like I'm teaching someone

>>37184753
Which side would Kev, Truck Boys, Xi, Poleboo, Milk Cat etc take?

>>37184742
it's 24 hours near me

>>37184586
Tbh it wouldn't bother me if I wasn't a virgin. I think it's because I'd rather be alone than be second best.

>>37184753

I think my weaponised autism would win. I already tracked down ebinlad's google streetview image

>>37184778
>tfw he plans on killing Kev at a big show and we have to rush to the arena to stop him

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>>37184778

Xi would definitely take my side

>>37184732
depends what your getting lad

>>37184793
>tfw considering driving for the first time since that
>probably going to shit myself coming up to that junction

>>37184810
Team up with Kev and Milk Cat like in the election to track down Goodfellas to dispense a final dose of morphine for his lack of votes.

>>37184826
Three quarter pounders with cheese

No chips or drink

>>37184800
i know the truck boys and milk cat poster in real life and i know they would not side with shipman

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>>37184633
>>37184661
>>37184666
>>37184688
Really I live in a shithole in Yorkshire and grew up near a town thats name has seven letters but we only use the easiest four
Its just hard working out how the Japanese do this I dont get here characters / alphabet whatever you call it at all do des or desu ?

>>37184753

I've mentioned this before, but in case anyone missed it

I work for a drugs supplier, and am left unattended with massive quantities of morphine daily

I also have to deal with tons of paperwork brought in as a result of Shipman's actions

>>37184851
>>37184800
>>37184778
>>37184753
>it's a pathetic namefags shill themselves again episode

kill yourselves

>>37184556
If you say so lad, my psychiatrist doesn't take much notice or offer advice so I just go with what that article said. I get the sensation of being touched and the last one I smelled cow manure, liquid and it was sprayed over me but I assumed afterwards that it was because I have synaesthesia, never heard of Hypnagogic hallucinations so I'll research it, cheers.

The last one I hallucinated when I woke up that the door handles were still moving and whispering to me and I jumped on the person lying next to me and had surprise sex. They weren't best pleased and said I was mental, which they already knew, this was just a different element.

>>37184880
How's it going Andrew?

>>37184873
You couldnt tell me where I might be able to get a bit of green in a city in the West Midlands m8

>>37184880
>I hate fun
I'm none of those people, just having a laugh mate

>>37184854
>Its just hard working out how the Japanese do this

What's hard to get?

It's like if I posted this \_|_|_/ and told you it was pronounced "Apple"

>>37184880
zero votes

fuck off ya fanny fart

>>37184899
not bad
what are you doing up this late and who is this?

>>37184883
oh my point was more you can get them when not paralysed too, but yeah hallucinations during paralysis are basically the same thing.

But yeah just making sure people know that if you sit up and still see/hear shit it's just the same thing and you're not going mental

>>37184560
I've never been conscious enough to wiggle and the episodes seem to last for hours, it's horrible.

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Why are we all awake at this time?

- PM Kev x

>>37184948

Just cooking some waffles m8

>>37184899
>>37184919
>>37184926
>>37184919
not a surprise that the namefags talk like retarded children

i imagine you're the same lot that would have shown up to the shia lebouf thing and chant your epic memes to each other

i honestly want you all to die

>>37184948
>Why are we all awake at this time?
Watching WWE. Wish you were there Kev.

>>37184658
Ian Huntley is one, or is he dead yet?

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I think the Xi poster is the best contributor to yingg...britfeel

>>37184942

If I don't wiggle and just stay still I drift back into sleep. For some reason I really hate falling asleep while in paralysis and have to wake myself up instead

>>37184948
Lost control of my life, guv

>>37184948
Having some tomatoes on toast, bruv

>>37184960
i love you too lad

>>37184761
No, but when I make toast I always thank the toaster.

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>>37184954
Sounds good. Save one for me.

>>37184967
As do I lad. That's the dream right there.

>>37184984
You will get control again. I'm sure about it.

>>37184997
Interesting combination if I say so myself. Any good?

>>37184960
>>>37184899
>>>37184919
>>>37184926
>>>37184919
>not a surprise that the namefags talk like retarded children
>i imagine you're the same lot that would have shown up to the shia lebouf thing and chant your epic memes to each other
>i honestly want you all to die
A long life and a natural death is probably better that living for eternity
so thank you for your kind wishes to these robots

Namefags/avatarfags/tripfags have always been a cancer.

They see people enjoying anonymity and they cannot understand it. They need to be noticed. "Look at me, recognize me! Give me attention!"

And the enablers talking to them as if they were friends, pathetic also.

Daily reminder that 'Shipanon' is just another BritNormie character

>>37184854
Halifax? Burnley? Skipton? which town lad

>>37184854
almost same lad, but the place I live near is said with 5 letters not it's 7

>>37185047
He's a genuine mentally ill nutjob who has invented hundreds of personalities.
They even did a documentary on him.

>>37184976
nah she will be around for a while. but apart from her, who is there?

>>37185047


BritNormie is confirmed to have written numerous letters to Ian Huntley in prison, so an obsession with another killer seems quite likely

>>37185012
I don't love you, I don't like you and if we met in real life I would not talk to you. I would leave the area you were in and later on hope bad things would come to you.

If I was given the chance to let you die I'd accept it. Not accept it gleefully, I'd accept it because I'm not "happy" in your death as I think your death is a necessity. You killing yourself right now is as essential as me taking a shit later.

>>37185059
>>37185061
I grew up in Erewash Valley
Now live between Barnsley and Rotherham
Fucking help me lads

>>37185059
Burnley's in Lancashire

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>>37185042
>tfw only avatarfag when it suits me
>rest of the time shitposting and baiting anonymously
>they'll never know

>>37184883
>the person lying next to me

Some random was lying next to you? Was it a grill, a boy? Tinder date? FWB? gf?

>>37185097
wew who let this edgy uncomfy cunt on in the early hours of our fine monday morning

>>37185097
I love you
XXX

>>37185047
>Daily reminder that 'Shipanon' is just another BritNormie character

You keep posting this but it's not true.

>>37185097
nice to know lad but you do know that im not a name fag ;)

if we met in real life, i would let you bum me

>>37184976
He's just a savage retard though. Doesnt have the substance to be a serial killer.

>>37185118
>>37185126
>>37185137
Kill.

Your.

Selves.

You are amusing no one. I am not having "a laugh" with you. I wish you all dead.

>>37185109
Fuck off ebinalad
y

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Can we all get nice and comfy

>>37185097
I love you xoxox

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>If I was given the chance to let you die I'd accept it. Not accept it gleefully, I'd accept it because I'm not "happy" in your death as I think your death is a necessity. You killing yourself right now is as essential as me taking a shit later.

>>37185047
I dont think he is. He has a lot of other little details about his life that dont feel like the usual character.

>>37185059
not Im but a yorksha lad n it'd be alifax, burnleh
skipton's pronounced ow it's spelt
>>37185109
ey up ebin lad

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>>37185166
who here /alltuckeredup/?

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>>37184977
Blessed :)

- Prime Menister Kevin Xi

i find it funny how i always accidentally create the main convos here

>>37185226
>i always accidentally create the main convos here
give examples

>>37185177

Like what? They both have an obsession with a killer (Huntley v Shipman) both are basically normies

>>37184932
I just seem to be a very active sleeper. I have this paralysis/Hypnagogic hallucinations, very, very vivid dreams, I talk in my sleep and I sleep walk. Thankfully I get dressed but I've woken up at the farm next door, it was only because their security light came on. I was like, why the fuck am I dressed to go to a nightclub? but partially in the dream that I was going somewhere with my ex but they'd left without me in a cab. It's extremely disorientating, thank fuck for Zopiclone as it's the only thing that tames my unruly sleep.

>>37185226
So can you break down the current conversations "convos"
and how you started them
Kind sir

>>37185226
Disregard that, I suck cocks

fsd

>>37185241
Shipanon is a former BNP supporter (and stormfront member I think) who drives a white van for a living. I guess that could be britnormie though come to think of it.

>>37185195

These memes are having dangerous levels of overlap

>>37184942
Iktf. I think we have to wake up first to know we've regained control of our bodies and it's safe to fall asleep again.

>>37185261
Current convos

1 Disregard
2 that
3 I
4 Suck
5 Cocks
6 fsd

>>37185262
>I guess that could be britnormie though come to think of it.

BritNormie is pretty liberal, he's pro EU at least

>>37185238
i will often make a comment about something and it will turn into a big discussion or argument

cant think of many examples because my time here is like a daydream. one example is when i asked for a second opinion on what women would think about my interested and it turned into a big argument about women

>>37185311
That's nothing, I posted a picture of Worf and it turned into a debate about blacks/islam/diversity/intergration.

>>37185311
Mention those roasties on here and it becomes a big discussion because
We all want our Mummy back

>>37185087
She? Are you talking about his bint, Maxine somebody?

>>37185341
4chans full of racists just champing at the bit

>>37185111
Someone I was married to that I'm not any more.

>>37185276
I like it when they interact. Makes them more then just a stand alone meme.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY ARE YOU CUNTS FUCKING UP THE NIGHTGUARDS COMFY FEEL HOURS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37185147
Last I heard he got stabbed to fuck in prison but I don't know if he died and he's too much of a loser I can't be arsed to find out.

genuinely just heard somebody try my front door handle lads.

It's a double locked mechanism, so you can hear the thing being pulled down. Once they realised the door was locked I heard them run out of the front gate.

Fucking opportunist burglars.

>>37184948
watching The Adjustment Bureau on sky movies

seen it before, quite like it

>>37185381
Robin and Kev are having a love child

>Be one of the most active posters
>Have tons of conversations here daily
>Sometimes I'll be very friendly with an anon
>15 minutes later I could be hating on them massively
>Not even aware its the same person as we are both anonymous

>>37185432
Spooky.
Off to check mine.

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>>37185381
This was my favourite
f

>>37185448
I think about this sometimes too. It's why I dont like shit like politics here, I really dont want to argue about that kind of stuff with my lads.

>>37185436
At this point, we end up back with Elliot Rodger.

>>37185448
oh its you Fuck off you idiot
I think you are the best want to fuck my arse
etc
doesnt help that I only come on here when i am wasted

>>37185448
yeah, we have all possibly argued with the same person we have had comfy convos with.

Massive Elliot Rodger leaks coming on May 23rd lads.

>>37185491
Let the poor lad rest

back in low prio on dota lads

gutted lads, beers's run out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DIBvnTWEKM

>>37185432
I have a pickaxe handle next to my bed. The ceilings are too low to give it a good hard swing at some fucker but I could still do some damage with it.

>>37185473
Meme interaction makes me comfy

>>37185482
I think i might of argued with myself
Not I fucking havnt

There was a 4chan janny
who never got some fanny
He was a slob
without a job
and then became a tranny

>>37185522

It's not me who is leaking the stuff this time lad

>>37185473
My favourite too. Milk Cat is awesome.

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Beary pink gril is going to judge you all and decide your fate
Good night lads
Pleasant dreams
and nice comfy feels

>>37185242
wow I have everything but sleep walking and hopefully not sleep talking (get up to some naughty shit in my lucid dreams)
But When sleeping i'm apparently completely still

>>37185402
Is university closed for summer or some shit...

Woke up at 3pm the past two days
worried I'm going to oversleep past most of work tomorrow

Might just stay up....

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>>37183650
britpol is better

>tfw you used used your tripcode on another thread

>>37185676
whatcha doing here then lad?

>watching a horror movie
>have to rush to the toilet because of spoopy passage

ffs lads, I'm a grown man and horrors are my favourite genre, I should be used to this by now

>>37185640
There's an app for Android to monitor when you sleep and if you start talking it'll record what you say for you but I was a bit weirded out at the thought of Google listening to me in my sleep so I haven't installed it.

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>>37185676
Biggest night in Bolton's calendar this was

>>37185676
>who you lads voting for
>hurr who cares none of them are going to genocide non-whites damn cucks
yeah cracking place that

>>37185676

Brit/pol/ ain't comfy at all.

It's definitely no place for a negro like myself

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>tfw someone saved some OC you made and reposts it months later

>>37185676
It's the only part of /pol/ that's even vaguely tolerable anymore, I'll give you that

you know what i love lads? that sound of a nice virgin bum hole when you pop your willie out of it after cumming inside.

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>>37185676
>>37185676
Get the fuck outta here. This is a Weatherfield zone.

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really need to fix my bike today
sleeping now is suicide

>>37185839
Not one of them homos are you lad?

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>>37185860

>Reading that post in Ken's voice

>>37185860
>tfw deirdre's still dead, peter's been drinking again and tracy's murdered someone again

>>37185554
britnormie is a janny?

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>>37185958
Dammit Peter.

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>>37185976

top kek


bloxocubes

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>>37186001
Get cucked Ken

how do I cook mince beef?
a bit of it, not an entire pans worth

>>37185554
well there is a 4chan janny
who reported you,and hoped for a banny
but when it came out
that he didn't really have clout
that's when he turned into a tranny

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>>37186076
Calm it Dev or you will get a bit of what Mike got.

>>37186077
frying pan is the best way lad, not too high as to burn it though

>>37186077
Just... only cook what you need?

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Should i waste another 200 hours of my life replaying this?

>>37186076
one of the worst things i've ever seen

>>37186169
Spend those 200 hours starting to crack on with the 2,400 episodes of The Bill.

>>37186169
if it will make you happy, why not?

>>37186206
Nothing makes me happy, im dead inside. It might distract me from things though.

>>37186237
well, that's better than nothing

it's a great game, especially the DLC

think i might replay it later this year, after i've caught up with releases and replayed Bloodborne

>>37186237
try learning a skill bud, 200 hours is a lot of time

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>>37186237
Tfw

I put so many hours in dota to distract me but past few months I've not even been able to play that, trying to start again but I suck despite putting in many hours

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>>37186307

Tell me about it...

(dotaoregano)

>>37186370
whats your MMR? what heroes do you play?

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>>37186391

I was 3k mmr solo ranked. I play all heroes, but here are my most played.

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>>37186428
I'm 3.9 now, calibrated at 2.5 and climbed to 4.8 after a few dips and then fell completely to 3.5 which killed me. Doubt i'll ever climb back up. I'm stuck in low prio most of the time anyway

>>37186428
Are these games soul sucking? They seem exhaustingly competitive to me.

>>37186538

When did I ask you your MMR?

>>37186623

Yes they absolutely are. Worse than cigarettes

How old is everyone here?

Im 25 and im paranoid that im probably the oldest person in this thread.

>>37186677
21. How much worse does it get in 4 years?

>>37186706
alot worse when you realize you will one day be 30.

>>37186731
I plan to kill myself at 27. It's a comforting thought.

I probably won't if there's nervegear VR or some shit like that. I'll just live in my own world.

>>37186677
There's a bunch of 30+ who regularly post here

I'm one of them

can't find a vein

>>37186832
Looking to ride the white dragon or get jacked?

>>37186677
>How old is everyone here?
30

>>37186806
I wish there was a optional anonymous poll. I'd love to know what the age demographic is because i feel like 4chan userbase hasn't age with me.

I bet 90% of the time im talking to people still in school or just barely out of school.

>>37186640
I thought that was the natural response to that post s-sorry

>>37186677
33 desuuuuuu
pls let me post robot

>>37186894
You could strawpoll the thread. Not the best data but you'd have some idea.

>>37186894
Normies come and go, robots are here forever.

>>37186967
I'd wager a lot of this thread is insufferably normie by a real robots standards

>>37186930
not him, but wasn't that done on Saturday,i can't remember the exact day, or the outcome desu, but I do remember the lad had put 26 twice

REAL NIGGA HOURS SMASH DAYT MF LYKE BUTTAN

KEEP IT 100%%%%%%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo

>>37187401
The thing about real nigga hours as that there's less uncomfy posts, but that's just because there's less posts in general.

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>>37187401

4AM is the most common time of day for people to die.

>>37187438
Yeah i only bother posting here after 2am because otherwise its forced memeposters and those stupid fucking anime avatar faggots talking to eachother as if they were little girls.

It's all extremely fucking cringey. Wasn't always like that.

>>37187482
I'm struggling to carry on even as we speak

REEEEEE ITS LIGHT OUTSIDE REEEEEEEEE

>>37187586
the netherzone between the start of the day and still not being able to do anything because everyone else is asleep

>>37187500
Forced memes and politics are what fuck up the thread for me.

I kind of like the waifuposters. [/spoilers]

>>37187707
No idea why the spoiler woked even though I fucked up the closing tag.

>>37187586
Where did the winter go?

haven't eaten in 3 days

>>37187770
Do you at least have the skinny aesthetic?

>>37187829
Yes, I'm anorexic

>>37187847

That's a dangerous condition and I hope you get better, mate.

Think I accidentally woke my dad up by having a shower, lads.

Soz, dad.

>>37188370
had to get up anyway lad

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at least nobody is camping out to kill me at this junction

not gonna let the thread die laddos

c'mon 7am
I got shit to do

>finish with girl
>Everyone thinks I did it to fuck the alt girl at work
It's not true lads, I mean I did shag her but the relationship was already dead.

register too vote

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>>37186169
Here we go lads, it's all kicking off again.

>>37190096
No.
I already am registered 'too' vote.

Not gonna though.

>presliced apple in a bag for 35p
yet obesity is still an epidemic in this country
boggles the mind

Another day, lads.

Didn't die in my sleep again.

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>Have doctor's appointment at 4
>Going to sleep now

oops haha

>>37190762
>stayed up all night to make a doctor's appointment since my sleep schedule's fucked beyond belief

oops haha

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>>37184249
late reply but whatever.

this is pretty much perfect, would be better if she was a bit chubbier.

>>37186169
I just started this for the first time yesterday. i've played about 3 hours already but i'm poor as fuck, how do you get money quickly?

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Anyone else always get interrupted when they are trying to fap? I've got a lock on my bedroom door but that doesn't stop my parents from knocking and asking to speak to me or the cat from loudly clawing to get in.

>>37190916
managed to get the appt. lads, only took 194 redials

>>37190949
You don't need money. You craft everything.

You will never be rich.

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Good morning lads~

What are your plans for today?

I've got four whole days off from wageslaving ahead of me. Probably going to waste them and regret it later~

>>37191407
Clean the house, jerk off, shower, then go to sleep.

>>37191407

Going to kill myself desu

>>37191407
Hey Tilde

Not much planned for today. I had an uncharacteristically busy weekend though. Was out with SS Anon both Friday and Saturday night. Nothing gay going on, just as mates.

It was really fun but he insists on paying for everything because I am a poorfag and he comes from a rich family. I'm happy he enjoys my company that much but it makes me feel slightly uncomfortable.

Has anyone been to a doctor for depression before?

Ive been thinking about finally doing it just so i can get some meds and move on with my life but i dont know how to talk to a real person about it yet alone a doctor in a clinical setting.

please no anime avatarfag responses.

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>>37191407
going to finish this movie then sleep all day

>>37191457
well you can employ my method of going to the doctor codensing all you want to say into a small note and handing it to the gp

they'll most likely give you a questionaire to fill out asking you basic questions and rating them on a 1-5 scale. If you do a lot of 5's and 4's they'll prescribe you antidepressents and a followup in a month with another set of questionaires

t. anime avatarfag

>>37191457
Yeah it's not a big deal. He'll just say "Ok, do you want to try an anti-depressant, or will I put you down on the waiting list for counseling?"

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don't forget to register to vote lads

todays the last day

>>37191514
What do they give you? I just want something for the brainfog so i can get work done. Im constantly losing focus and ive tried things like doing my timestables as a test and i struggle.

>messing with this seemingly innocent girl on youtube
>she uploads a sexually themed video
>make a suggestive comment
>tells me she has a pornhub account with videos of her masturbating
>check it out
>its all legit

Is there nothing pure anymore? Even the weird girls have videos of themselves masturbating these days.

Posting from work

Not that any of you NEETscum would know anything about work

>>37191407
What job do you do?

Can you recommend me some girl clothes?

Morning lads. Bus didn't crash on the way to work today which is depressing. Although over the weekend I did learn that apparently you're more likely to die in a bus crash if you're at the front on the top so I'm gonna try and sit there everytime.

>>37191560
Do you really think that working in a call centre makes you superior to anyone?

It's just a job for:

A) Students who need a bit of extra money

and

B) Thick pakis like yourself.

>>37191551
post her then lad don't blueball us

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>>37191550
50mg setraline to start with. I was pretty adamant on not taking them but I've started to think I should perhaps consider it

she also sent me to some mental health crisis place or something. I'm still not sure what it was but she asked me a load of questions and didn't do shit.

>>37191551
A YouTube attention whore is hardly the same as the average girl though.

>>37191630

Had sertraline stopped your knob working? It did mine and I had to sheepishly convince my GP to give me mertazapine. Now I don't take either and I just feel angry and sad a lot :D

>>37187659
My favourite time to be outside, cycling at that time is the best

>>37191551
post her please lad i need a wank

>>37191674
I never took them, they're still in a bag in my kitchen but i'm reconsidering

>>37191436
Sounds good senpai, take it easy~

>>37191442
No, don't do that anon! You can talk to me if you like~

>>37191453
desu I am quite surprised you two have formed a lasting friendship, I thought it would only be a one-off. I'm a bit jealous tbqh. Good to hear you are having fun and I wouldn't worry about the money, if ssanon didn't want to pay he wouldn't, he must enjoy your company. Looking forward to more stories~

>>37191473
Well done for finishing the film lad, did you enjoy it? And hope you have sweet dreams~

>>37191571
I am a bottom tier retail slave. Not completely awful desu~

I can't buy women's clothes at the moment because if my family find out I will further estrange myself from them. I am jealous with how confident you must be to purchase them~

>>37191729

It can't hurt to try them for a bit, lad. I don't take anything any more, but they helped me at the time and the people who act like they turn your brain to mush are full of it, in my experience and those of others I've spoken to about antidepressants IRL.

>been called creepy 2 times in the first 3 hours of the day
I can just tell this week is gonna be great.

Gonna book an appointmnet then maybe with a GP.

Hope they don't give me some fucking normie roastie like always .Give me a paki doctor at least.