What is the real reason you don't have a gf? >pajeet

I limit myself. Get looks from qties everyday.

Loser
Don't avoid people but I'm an asshole that won't be nice to be liked
BPD

What is the point of a Pajeet with bad mental health? Are you going to tell me that you feel anxious about pooing in the loo next? Do you at least make a lot of money?

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>>37185131
Also can you please post more like this oil?

I have no social life nor do I desire one

>>37185131
The real reason? The really real reason?

I don't have a gf because I don't have friends.

>don't do much small talk
>not outgoing
>has left a bad impression with some people, somehow they are very vocal about it and it spread like wildfire

>introverted
>not social around people I don't know, even when drunk
>the fact that im a kv with 0 dating experience at 28

>>37185131
I'm initially attractive, but after a few seconds you realize I have a shitty personality, I'm a prick, and I give away that weird robot energy vibe.

>>37185131
fat
beta as fuck
OCD,ADD and genuine aspie

>>37185131
>ugly
>fat
>5'10(i know this might sound like going too far but where i live a lot of girls are taller then me and that is a big no no for grills)
>don't know how to talk with girls
>not into normie culture so i can't exactly create a bond with a girl

Sad, lonely and kinda awkward. I'm also an asshole

Barely leave my house.

I like it this way.

>>37185131
>beta
>ugly
>small
>short
>poor
>uninteresting
>shy
>extremely ugly
>unable to hold a conversation with women
I can fixed some or some aspects of them but those that I can't makes more than enough to keep me lonely for the rest of my life.

Because i'm a very boring, indecisive person
I don't have the balls to initiate a relationship
Girls around my same age are either out of my league or i just don'l like
I have no friends how high school is over
Can't make small talk, never have anything to say
Have no love experience so the thought of the awkwardness prevents me from pursuing a relationship

normally i just carry on with my life, today i'm legit sad about it
what can i do

>>37185131
Because I only like thin girls with no chests who stay inside all day. I can't find them anywhere.

>>37185567
They're called jailbait. I know your feels but you can't explore here. Let's take a trip to Japan.

>>37185131
I'm both physically and mentally repulsive. I ain't even mad about it either, if I was a girl I'd try and avoid me too.

>Fat
>Low self-esteem
>Awkward, bad at conversation
>Scared to talk to girls
>Scared to be around girls for extended periods or make eye contact with them

>>37185131
>socially retarded
>extremely sheltered childhood
>live in the middle of fucking nowhere

>Work nights 5 days a week
>Train martial arts 4 times a week
>Gym 4 times a week
>Have a son
>Single father
>Unreasonably high standards despite my looks and income
>Fear of commitment after last relationship
>Afraid to bring another woman into my sons life
The list goes on but they're off the top of my head

>>37185594
If I could find an adult women with the body of a loli, I could do that. But actual lolis are just annoying brats.

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>ugly
>receding hairline
>becoming fat (I binge eat due to depression)
>tiny penis

>>37185604
go away on your shiny horse, and remove that armor unless your using it to reclaim the Holy Land

i don't have a way to get out. i did try to get a girl at a hospital i was at but i got cockblocked.

>>37185131
Im too fucking lazy to go out and meet people. The work involved is too much for me to try.

How can you love another person, when you can't love yourself?

>extremely masculine interests that I likely wouldn't share with a girl (wrestling, motogp, rugby)
>short and skinny
>far-right views that would turn away the majority of girls
>no experience with girls apart from online
>can't stand cats, which most girls seem to love
>still live with my parents
>no car or truck, just a motorbike

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>asian (not the desirable kind)
>manlet
>huge facial features
>skeleton mode makes me look like a methhead
>socially retarded
>quiet voice
>forward head
This is just scratching the surface.

>>37185774
my dick isn't long enough to reach my asshole.

>>37185131

>Short
>Skinny
>Average face
>Pale
>yellowish tooth
>Bad posture
>bitter behavior
>Unsociable
>Can't talk why anyone like a normal person
>Pussy hearth, see anyone unknown and the little bloody pussy go full war drum
>Dumb like literated donkey
>Successful as the multiple plans to assassinate Hitler

Beyond that i'm a nice guy just kidding

>>37185131

I have body image issues and would probably feel disgusted in myself if I were to have sex.

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>>37185131
I don't leave my house, I'm a neet with no future and I have no confidence.

>>37185131
I do not want one.
>inb4

>>37185131
>ugly face
>mumble, stutter, slur
>turbo autist that can't look people in the eye
>get way to attached too quickly and any sane person would want to leave one they see my true colors
>bring everyone down to hell with my depression and self-hatred

>>37185131
>AvPD
This is about it. I need help.

>>37185774
How can I love myself if no one has ever loved me? Outside of family, that is.

>>37185131
>awkward
>wallflower
>reclusive
>difficult to approach
>don't work hard enough at it

>>37185131
>slight pudge
>uni student (thus no money)
>no car, just motorbike
>live with mum and brother
>only leave the house for work, uni or MA
>virgin
>massive trust and commitment issues
>enlisted for the army (some reason that turns a lot of girls off)

>>37185131
I'm not really sure. I guess it's the way I carry myself along with the complete inability to carry a conversation and maintain contact with people

>>37186203

Without getting into shitty platitudes, you gotta take some risks. It's easier as a kid because frankly kids don't give much of a shit of looking silly.

I could get a gf if I lowered my standards quite a bit

I would rather just try to grind to be more attractive and fap for the time being.

>>37185131
>beta to all hell
If I muster a bit of confidence, I think I have a chance to be a norman for a while.

>>37185131
I don't really know anybody aside from a handful of cool dudes and maybe a few girls that I used to work with. But it's not like I talk to these girls often, I'll just see them on occasion, and besides, they've got boyfriends.

Also 5'8", although it's honestly not that big of a deal if you're taller than a girl.

>>37185131
I have high standars and when i found a beautiful girl i don't go straight to her

3 girlfriends in my entire life, i'm 18 years old

I do not go after making friends or talking to people, i just mind my own business. Therefore I do not get to know girls and they don't get to know me since I don't even have social media.

>>37185131
Why do self-proclaimed pajeets always post pictures of white women?

>fat
>ugly

These 2 would be enough, however

>uncharismatic
>"weird" which is to say I don't fit within normie tastes or mannerisms
>self-esteem issues
>not a lot of friends that can introduce me to girls

Frankly, lads, I love myself but no one else does.

>>37186733
I don't know man. I love white women. The purity is lust.

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>>37185131
>manlet
>skinny
>pale
>faint hearted
>can't socialize cuz I don't have experience cuz I can't socialize
>can't put on weight without fucking my routine
>hate anyplace that isn't my room
>overanalyze people till I can get something I can truly despise
>it's only an excuse, just want something to hold on to when they start attacking my personality or my looks (always happen)
>overall, pathetic

>>37185131
>Negroid
>Not very interesting negroid. All I ever talk about is Dinosaurs and Military vehicles. Sometimes politics, sometimes memes.

Girls seem to like me but I just can't seem to engage in a conversation without it derailing into why "Saurophaganax =/= Allosaurus" or "Why War Thunder should add more Strategic Bombers"

>>37186805
You sound like someone I know...

Is your name by any chance Charlie?

>>37186893
Nah, senpai. Far from it, actually.

>>37185131
Out of shape
Boring/Bland
I think I probably have depression
Ive got close with 2 girls now and I felt like we got along but both ended up picking someone else over me
I think im not aware of what im doing wrong, what is wrong with me
Its a great self esteem killer though

>>37186770
your media is shilling white skin. unfortunately ur not as outgoing as blacks so ull never fuck a white that's not a whale :(

>>37185131
Idk. All the girls I go after never like me back. I refuse to settle.

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>>37185131
Because im 21 and dont have a licence

at this point idk why i cant get a girl

the 3 flaws i have are
- Mexican
- Mexican accent
- yellow teeth

i have an average body, i did gymnastics in highschool. i wish i knew why girls dont like me

Ive got really bad yellow fever and don't even know how to talk to all the Asian tourists in my city.

No I dont want some white trash I fucking can't stand locals.

I've been chasing my oneitis for years despite multiple rejections

>>37185131
because all girls are whores

Small dick and the insecurities that come with it.

Otherwise I'm gorgeous and intelligent, but 4chan and porn have destroyed my self esteem.

Don't have the time/money

>super picky
>clingy
>possessive
>anxiety problems

Deep down I don't respect modern women for shit, at all. Women in my age group are nothing but breeding farms to me. Incapable of deep thought, can't form her own solid logic worth a damn, and can't even control her own pussy in the presence of a superior male. That's my reason and unfortunately I haven't learned to hide my power level to where I can trick a bitch into thinking I'm the opposite. At one point I did but I got tired of the facades.

>>37187194
>>37187098 here and I've been told similar things

>don't try
>quiet but social
>cool but never popular

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>>37185131
Lack of social contact with humans left me a overemotional wreck that sees every minor issue I have with people as the end of the world.

That usually repels woman

>>37187211
You'd think women would like you being like that desu. What do they even want nowadays it doesnt make any sense to me.

>>37185131

Money. Live with parents.

My Stacy sister dated a Pajeet in her senior year of high school, he was skinny as a rail and super awkward. She broke up with him when he went away to college because she didn't trust that he wasn't cheating on her. Just saying.

Just happened. Asked a girl out, fucked it up and went home. Guess I really am an autist. Fml.

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>>37185131
Because I know an attractive gf wouldn't tolerate my the amount of video games I play, and I'm not desperate enough to go for an unattractive gf

>>37185131
Not interested enough to bother trying for one. I'm already content with my life. Why should I add something I don't need to it?

>>37185131
>5'6
>white
>NEET
>friendless
>obese
>ugly 2/10
>never even tried going after women because I know it's pointless

>>37185131
I dont know if i could get a gf, but I haven't met a girl who I feel is worth the effort.

>overweight
>ugly
>covered in body hair
>small dick
>crippling anxiety and depression

and the fact that I'm a faggot.

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>>37185131
Im very ugly. Not your everyday average ugly, i'm advanced ugly.

Giant coward.

Would probably have one if I could nut up like a regular person and just ask.

>>37185131
i only leave my house to exercise and i'm beta as fuck

Afraid of rejection, and no fucking clue what to talk to girls about even when I could scrounge up courage. I can speak about business/work stuff just fine to them, but without such a reason its full on deer in the headlight mode.
So I never approach, and women who seem to be interested in me on looks at first will go flat out hateful once they notice that I'll just stay in my corner and never make any first move besides fleeting eyecontact and smiles.
Arrogant or gay goes their verdict as far as I gather.

>>37185131
I don't know, I guess I'm ugly and that's part of it and probably autism is the issue too.

I tried getting girls at pubs, on parties, in clubs, even at work - to no avail.

I tried tinder and that's where I got the furthest. I hardly got any matches (especially recently which is weird desu), and when I did and managed to get a date the girls would stop responding to me and second date would never follow. Even weirder is that some of those girls would literally tell me "hey you're cool, we should meet again :)" but then we never met again. I did get closer with some girls but they either revealed to not be interested in me other than as a friend, or have simply found another guy.

I just don't fucking get this anymore. I am absolutely positive at this point that I will be alone until the end of my days. It's impossible for me to find a girl who would actually show legitimate interest in me.

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>skinny fat
>get pissed off easily
>afraid of rejection
>suck at talking to people
>personality is shit

>>37186445
this

I could get a 6/10 gf at anytime, but i rather just be single.

>Somewhat ugly (4/10 probably)
>Never, ever willing to make a first move and start a conversation with a girl.
>In the unlikely event that I do start a conversation, I have no idea how to maintain it for more than 3 minutes.
>I don't know how to interact with people in a way that results in anything other than becoming friends.
>The very few to whom girls I've grown close enough to justify asking them out (which I probably wouldn't have done anyway) already had boyfriends.

>black, so people inherently don't like me
>social anxiety, avoidant
>introverted
>doormat personality

>>37185131
>fat
>not social, I only talk to people that I know really well
>imposter syndrome
>no self-confidence
>Asperger's
>never feel like I really belong anywhere
I know that last one is cliche but it's now I feel. Also women in my town think I'm weird. Hoping I can get away from that when I go to University next year

>>37185131
No money
Short, thin dick
Overweight

>>37185131
3 and 4 is my answer because originalstuff

The only thing stopping me from taking my relationships with the women close to me is tinea versicolor, so I'm to embarrassed to be intimate until I take care of it.

>>37185131
I am FAT and UGLY af

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>25
>autism
>30 BMI

broke my penis from jerking it too much

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>>37185131
>self conscious in public so I don't smile, come off as hard to approach for it
>(currently)have long hair because I still don't know what would work with my face the best
>clothes are unimpressive, wear a hoodie all the time
>chubby and out of shape
>d.a.m.a.g.e.d; shitty circumstances, shitty upbringing, textbook brooding dark past meme
>like a switch, go through phases where I'll succeed a lot but then shut down and cut out everyone because depression creeps on me unexpectedly
>can't fathom why anyone would like me and immediately shut down those who try or express interest

>ugly
>teeth like a screen door
>not very forward and second think every decision
>emotionally fucked up
>autistic or something...something wrong up stairs
>bit of an overly empathetic doormat
>all of the girls who made me their boyfriend eventually leave after they've gotten enough cock and whatever they wanted from me...i'm serious
>so emotionally weak I've almost been talked into having sex with people who are the exact opposite of who I want to fuck
>severly depressed
>bit of a mysoginist but at the same time am a bit too overly protective and loving towards cunts.

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>>37189368
have ah feel

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>>37185131
I'm ugly and introverted. Does anything else need to be said?

I really try to look better. And try to be more extroverted. But it doesn't work.

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>>37189386
Not OP, but i can relate.
u almost sound like me, anon.
a feel for you as well.

>>37185131
I do have a gf, though.

>>37189091
>I could get a 6/10 gf at anytime, but i rather just be single.

ha same. settling is for guys who are desperate for sex.

because i hate people and try to avoid everyone

>ugly asian
>have autism
>overweight
>don't know how to make friends
>every person I've met ends up hating me
>awkward af
>no social life
>NEET
>now in early 20s
>no job
>no college degree (ultra rare for an asian)
>parents always talk shit about me openly
>still a virgin
>oh yeah, also have that stereotypical asian small penis
>fuck my life! :(

>>37189460
I, THE GATEKEEPER, SAY YOU ARE NOW BANISHED FROM 4CHAN, AS FUCKING NORMIE. LEAVE. ree.

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>>37185131
i'm ugly and never leave my house

Being an introvert and the fact that it takes so much effort. Also low self esteem

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>>37185131

I'm 5'8, that's it. That's the entire reason why no female my age will ever be interested in me. Even most College girls my age are as tall or taller, hell even 12yr old girls. Kill me.

>>37185131
my standards are too high and or I'm not attractive enough

same as literally everyone else

Honestly, I just don't try. I had a couple of half year relationships with girls in highschool, but that's because everyone is in such close contact with one another. Now, the only time I see anyone other than my roommates or close friends is at work.

>>37189778

That's fucking bullshit, I bet you're a lanklet just roleplaying.

Almost all women are under 5'8

>>37185131
5'5'' tall
no social life(and extremely insecure about it, much more so than my height)

>Fatfuck
>Manlet
>Boring
>Semi-shutin
>Zero passion, No real interests
>Apathy toward females
>Aspie enough not to give a fuck about the npcs who walk around my town
>Bi-fag. Enjoy servicing cock with my mouth
>quasi-redpilled. Distrustful of the soft, sweet-smelling creatures who inspire desire, breeding lust and the desire to cry

>>37189545
chink, gook or jap?

Probably inferiority complex, I get complimented on my looks a lot, girls especially like my hair.
Unfortunately talking to an attractive woman is like pulling teeth, I feel entirely constricted and unpleasant as though they're internally judging me, then I start objectively looking at my lonely empty life. I imagine I have a similar look on my face when talking to women as though I've stepped on a large pile of shit and have nothing to wipe it off with but my hands.

>>37185131

reason: the only virgin females I know don't want to date me.

I don't fucking go outside and I can't talk to people at all and I'm a huge beta who is boring as fuck and im ugly. I had one girlfriend whom I miss so much I'm so lonely it physically hurts

i had several girlfriends but i realised women are too high maintenance desu. you put more into it than you get out. i had one where it was great tho. but she left me for a spic

>>37191112
>jap

Most chinks I knew in highschool were working themselves overtime almost to the brink of death to get into the best undergrad university to make their mums proud. Also they tended to stick quietly to themselves and not hang around with anyone who wasn't the same Chinese and spoke their mother's tongue.

>>37185131
>5'3"
>Autism
>Massive introvert
>Look like a teenager

I have a stutter and anxiety affects every aspect of my life.

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>>37185131
BE CAUSE IM SHORT. YEP THAT'S RIGHT, A QUALITY THAT IN NO WAY CAN BE CONTROLLED IS THE REASON WOMEN TREAT ME LIKE LEPPER. NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR.

>average looking face
>skinny
>short
>AvPD
>only interest is video games
>socially inept
>only have one friend
>said friend doesn't even want me to meet his friends
>unbelievably high standards despite myself

Nowadays though, it's incredibly rare for me to be attracted to a real girl. Anime girls have spoiled me.

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>gf's are 3dpd
>overweight, but not jolly-fat
>no car
>wizard
>don't do drugs or alcohol
>don't want to ask non-single girls
>don't want to do 5 mins of research to find out if girls are single
>don't want to take time out of my busy schedule of 4chan with the occasional vidya
>don't want to come off as creepy
>poor
>cargo shorts are too comfy and convenient to give up
>work nights
>way too high standards because perfect 2d girls have ruined me

>>37185131
>socially retarded
>only leave house for work
>don't shower often

I cannot find someone who matches my mind. I guess it is what you call normies. It is fucking scary and non-utopian as people around me are all fucking materialistic and care nothing more than their job and internships and grades and shit. They all stick to similar simple tastes and are happy to live a standardized life. It scares me.

>>37185131
I am too good for women.

>no prospects
>fat but losing it
>almost no friends
>live with retarded debt black hole of parents
>KHV at 24 with no dating experience

>>37191887
Wait, so you're a jap in china?

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>>37185131
>wife
>tfw no qt3.14 underage trap gf

tfw your wife cockblocks you every damn time

>never go outside

>my standards are too high and I think I'm a lot more attractive than I actually am

>>37185131
Literally haven't ever tried getting one.

>>37185131
I just don't want and need one.
As easy as that.

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>>37186066
Are you me? I'm pretty much the same anon.

>>37185131
>fat
>lazy
>kind of a dick
>non-existent self esteem
>small penis with phimosis

I'm pretty sure I have some kind of mental issues, too.

>ugly
>spic
>not outgoing
>get attached too easy, would die for so many people without hesitation it's not even funny

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As long you're not a nigger or short you can get gfs

Pic related my latest cum dumpster, serves it's purpose

>>37194368
>listening to the advice of a normie

because i'm scared of rejection, scared of commitment, scared of the thought of having to change and go outside my comfort zone.

I hate myself anyway, I don't think I'd be a very good boyfriend.

I'm a black neet with a 3 inch dick.

I may as well be a dog.

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>>37185131
>Don't/can't leave the house
>Shy to love
>Bad self esteem
>Xenophobic, and hateful
>5'1"
>If I'm complemented by anyone under 30, I immediately hate them, and don't trust them at all
>Not into the norms/I'm not a Normalfag

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>>37185131
>never approach women
>Avoid interaction with women as it's almost always a request for a favor or help without any compensation.
>described as a nice guy by both men and women, so considered a beta.
>Don't show any emotions nor attachment to people
>Can't flirt to save my life.
>shlomo by nature, the biggest replant of all
>no desire to interact with people unless there is a specific goal.
>appear to be asexual
>Have never opened up to anyone
>outcast
>shit tier personality
>Interactions with women confuse me, why cannot they just say what they want, why must I figure this shit out myself.
>very picky, not so much looks as personality
>autism
>if a woman gives me signs i'll ignore her till she comes talk to me instead.

I could keep going and going, I have yet to even mention my looks. There is no reason any sane person would want me.

how many ''people'' here are short AND skinny, and god forbid, non-white?

if you are, how the fuck are you still alive?

I don't know. I manage to just float by while everyone around me has relationships but I am always the odd one out.

I'm not even ugly or an autist. I just somehow float around unnoticed. But that can be a good thing sometimes, right?

>>37191937
agreed my man, the most unfair thing in the world

they will tolerate ugly, fat, dumb and any other flaw a guy may have, but short is the one thing no woman will tolerate

and it's such a random, pointless thing to care about, it's like you apply for a job as a programmer and the employer will tolerate all your flaws but will not give you the job because you can't name all the US presidents

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>>37194749
holy shit are you me?
original
cept the autism and repkace that with medicated adhd

>>37185131
>ugly face
>ugly hair
>skinny tall
>no confidence
>can't talk to girls
>can't talk to people
>boring

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>>37194887
I'm short and not white but I'm pretty hefty and muscular so that's cool.

The concept of intimacy physically repulses me at this point.

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>>37185131
>-brainlet educated in humanities
>-some illnesses like cancer and non-serious but ugly abnormalities
>-ugly face
>-bad teeth
>-poor family and everything that comes with poorness

>>37194891
Also to add on to this I just don't try to flirt with any women or anything like that. But I think the biggest thing is no one really comes up to me even as a friend. So I know that any woman I know clearly has no interest in me whatsoever.

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>>37195088
This post is mine.

Wanna know something worse? Look at my mom when i was 1 yr old. My brother and father looks good too. Im just unlucky i guess.

>>37195088
I don't know how old you are but if you're still young like early 20s, you would look kind of good if you actually lose some weight, shave that messy neckbeard, and get some humor. You could be that funny comical gangster mofo in movies

>>37195088
>>37195159
Lose some weight, fatty
originaloj

>>37195257
Im actually 20. I just trimmed that beard and i keep it cause i have a massive double chin and it grows so fast i just let it be. Im also the "funny asian fat guy" too. Too lazy to lose weight tho. Im a good cook and i love my food.

>>37195263
Im fat but im the muscular fat type if that makes sense. Like those strongman guys. I have a massive ass tho it sucks.

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>Asperger
>Unattractive
>Can't make small talk
>Don't go out
>Want a virgin gf
>Poor
>Can't stand most people
>Depressed

>>37185490
I know that feel, got on a date with a girl, but I couldn't make a single decision and she wanted someone who does

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i just decide don't give a fuck until i afford it.

Because for some reason I always feel like shit when I start liking someone probably just self esteem issues and it's honestly too much of a hassle. Doesn't seem like anything's going to change any time soon, considering the pool of people I know is stagnated and there's nothing new in the horizon.

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>>37185131
I have bad experiences with relationships, which have made me cynical towards women on the whole. I could find the perfect girl for me, but I would never know that she's the one because my guard is up perpetually and I'm incapable of letting anyone in, let alone opening myself up to the degree a relationship would require.
Relationships are also tedious to me. At least, the beginning usually is. I don't like the early stages where you essentially sell yourself to someone and do this compatibility courting dance bullshit. I'd rather just jump straight to the middle where we'd be able to goof on each other and be comfortable instead of walking on eggshells for a few weeks until we know where the lines are.
I'm unhappy in general, and it would be selfish of me to get into a relationship with someone who is genuinely trying and showing affection when all I can do is either fake it or come across as jaded and disinterested. It's difficult for me to show enthusiasm or even a passing interest in anything these days, and whoever I'm with doesn't deserve to feel like I'm constantly bored with them just because I'm a pessimistic asshole.

>>37185131
Unambitious
Depressed
Socially inept and anxious
Negative self esteem
Not confident
Dependent
Frail and skinny body
Easily stressed
Binge on internet and games when an inkling of stress creeps up
Sensitive
Pushover, takes the path of least resistance
Coward
Finds going outside alone stressful and boring
Overly emotional when opened up
Haunted by relatively inconsequential past experiences
Procrastinates
Overwhelmed by people
Easily addicted personality
Does not fulfill most promises
Asks for help but usually doesn't use advice given
Easily distracted
Daily suicidal thoughts
Frequently nihilistic
Unassertive
Self doubting
Never had a real job
Never went to grade school past 6th grade
Failed 3 college classes due to some of above problems
Lives with family at 22
Plain fashion sense
Prefers water over soda
Likes brussel sprouts
Bad sense of humor

>>37185131
Every gf I had cheated on me. Life is suffering

>depressed
>bipolar disorder
>afraid to talk to women
>tend to keep to myself
>"beta" tendencies
>don't really know how to flirt or to make women like me
>don't know how or when to text, call, whatever
>socially awkward

Also, if I kinda hate women and am legitimately considering suicide because it feels like I'll never find anyone, does that make me a neckbeard?

>>37185131
>5'10" which is fine but im a skeleton
>beta
>decent jawline (not good, decent)
>massive roman nose
>5.5/10 face

>>37185131
I just don't know how to find one, really.
That, and I want a gf who's really dependent on me and therefore will never leave me. It's really hard to come by someone like that.

>>37185291
This I feel your pain anon

Literaly no selfesteem. Dont even feel like a person.
Skinny

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I get compliments and looks from qt3.14s all the time, I just never try with anyone. I get some of the highest test grades in my school but I never do classwork so I have literal 0s in every class. I probobly have some sort of mental illness.

My problem is I don't trust anyone. Even if someone slightly attractive shows interest I immediately question it.

Why me? There's plenty of other good looking guys around. What do you want? I don't have money.

I have not found a girl willing to indulge in my fetishes.

>>37185131
Are we not going to talk about how delicious these young, teenaged girls' legs are?

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It's tough finding a girl that wants to sit at home all day on the computer watching TV/movies and collecting neetbux.

Being a pajeet isn't a death sentence like you've assumed. Back in high school there was a Punjabi guy who was the epitome of alpha and masculinity. Dude was tall for an Indian an (6'1) could grow a full beard at 18, something I still can't do at 22. However he completly distanced himself from Indian culture and was a third gen immigrant, imho it's Indian culture that makes betas out of you lads.

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>>37185131
>knowing girls irl
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37185131
im fat and boring
i've lost 12kg since september but i can't into conversations where i have to keep someone's attention

>>37196029
>5'10 is fine
Dude, with that size, you gotta go to china or japan to find girls smaller than you.

>socially akward
>skinny and weak
>can barely get an erection, let alone mantain it
>average dick size but after the circumcision the curvature on the left got worse and it hurts when I wank it
>shy and non-confrontational, I can't fight someone even when I'm right

>>37185131
>introverted
>quiet and awkward around people I don't know well
>avoidant
>5'8 asian
>have to basically get oneitis for a girl to be interested in actively pursuing her which doesn't happen often
>the last time it did it was for a girl who had a bf already

>afrikaans
enough said

>>37185649
Shifu, what happened to the mother?

>>37185131
Fat whole life.
Not good with people.
Only really like alone hobbies.
Small dick makes me insecure.
Never had any female friends nor talked to any my own age, so now that I'm in my late 20s, I have no idea where to start.
KHV and have never been hugged outside of family, so that adds to the above.
I don't really like people touching me.

>>37195954
Do you have a guess why that is?

>>37198335
And to add onto all of this I'm also 5'5" and have no friends while also living in a small, small town with no cities nearby, and all the women here are 40+ or underage, and I don't really have interest in either even if they had an interest in me, which they don't.

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>>37185131
Had one, she broke up with me though. How do I get that slut back? I am literally undateable. She was the only girl that has given me any attention in years.

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> autistic
> never start conversations
> don't stand out
> unintentionally an asshole to people

>>37185131
>skinny fat (working out daily to fix that)
>socially awkward(when girls look at me or do talk to me i get autistic)
>ugly face(acne marks from teenage years kinda fixed it with some creams look better but still ugly)


no wonder i'm virgin

>>37198378
Just lose weight and lift bro. You'll make it.

Don't skip height day either

>>37185131
Get off my board shitskin
Get the fuck outta my nation
Burn all traces of white girls from your cerebral cortex or I'll do it for you

>>37185131
I don't know desu I should but nice good girls are hard to find in LV so it's the single life for me until I find one moving to another state may or may not help

>>37185131
Worse than normal acne and very shitty skin. My skin is very dry but greasy at the same type, also being pale as fuck doesn't help hiding it.

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I live in a small town. My autism is cured and I'm average looking, but that doesn't matter when every girl who sees me only sees the spaghetti dropping edgelord from high school.

sperg, balding, facial scars

kill me, no seriously
I will never know the touch of the woman or have a real friend my entire life

>>37198559
Even if I lose the weight, I'll just look like a surly midget.

>>37198798
>girls from high school are still in his town
Get on my level, nerd. Literally none of the kids from my graduating class live in this town anymore. The only people here are grannies and teenagers. I don't know how to fucking talk or relate to either.

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>>37185804
>no car or truck, just a motorbike

>>37185131
Fat
MtF tranny
mental illness
pretty straight forward

>>37185273
Same but I can keep up the facade for a while longer

>fat
>not very social
other than that i cant think of anything else
also
>never fell in love
>>37195088
just lose weight you dont have an irreversible deformity

>>37195088
Jesus, You look like Shrek, m8.

>socially awkward
>uglier than an ape (proof: female friend once said "men only have to be more beautiful than apes; mfw she doesn't want to date me cuz I'm ugly)

>Unambitious
>Not particularly attractive
>NEET
>Uncompromising with my freedom.
>Scared of sex Virgin.

I'm fucking a prostitute next month and getting one thing down and working from there.

>>37185259

This but add 2 years

>ugly
>not athletic
>skinny fat
>no hobbies
>bad breath
>bad hair
>halfnigger
>5'6"
>no job
>no car
>no money

hmmmm I wonder why

>>37185131
>acne
>alone
>bad at small talk
>small
>tfw you realize you're a beta as you type this post

>>37195766
Is this the worst person ITT?

>>37185131
>skinnyfat
>5'9
>sperg
>big nose
also I live in a small town so I never meet any girls. They don't tend to dislike me too much though.

>>37199052
should have got a harley