>youre jerking off to your Chinese cartoons one day >youre

The release of death

I wish for my second wish to never come true.
Then I wish for my second wish to never come true.
Then a trillion dollars.

>Unlimited wealth
>Happiness
>Immortality unless I kill myself in a very long, specific and convoluted way.
This way I can keep eating garbage and getting drunk every day and he can't jew me by saying my self induced heart disease/diabetes/whatever is suicide.

I wish I could wish for more wishes
Wish for more wishes
Wish that I could cum at will

>>37188011
I wish for another fap genie.
I wish for a waifu materialization device.
I wish for a luck stat increase to the highest value the universe can allow.

>>37188011
this is the same tired thread with a thin veneer of faux-originality

i wish for death death and death

>>37188011
I give him my first wish just to set the rules and see how he does things, after that it would be either some combo deal for ageless immortality for me and my spouse and/or endless wealth depending if he allowed the immortality wishes to combine.

Ability to control my weight.
Very good social skills (including fixing my speech impediment which can be done consciously so)
Ability to make the girls I like like me back. But this is sorta hand in hand with the second.

>>37188697
You have the ability to control your weight already, anon, by not eating so fucking much :^)

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I would wish for
-T to love me
-A billion dollars
-Not be so depressed and spergy

>>37188011
A loyal and extremely loving gf
Enough money to live on comfortably until i die
Another spirit to grant 3 more wishes

>>37188709

sounds like too much effort

plus I'd rather not like miss out on all that food y'know?

It's not that bad, I'm like 160 lbs. I'm just pretty fucking self-conscious about it. I just want to lose belly fat really

>A quiet room with walls empty.
>The ability to feign I'm free.
>Someone who won't get tired of me.

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>three more inches to muh dick (both length and girth)
>10/10 appearance
>Infinite wealth

>>37188011
can't die unless decapitated and both of my hands cut off by the wrist

My health to be permanently fixed

400 million euros

>>37188011
>The ability to mke the one I love feel the same way in return
>The ability to fix her
>Luck, fortune and success in my future endeavours.

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>>37188011
>No jewish genie tricks for this wish and the following two
>my waifu
>unmatched wizard powers; thaumaturgy powerful enough to grant practically any wish with my own power

>>37188011
>people who want to talk to me and want to be my friend
>not die alone
>self worth

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>>37188011
Id just use one wish
i wish i could go to equestria for the rest of my life

>>37188011
>100 million dollars
>no repurcussions legally from suddenly being a millionare
>an unlimited supply of drugs that come from a bottomless suitcase.

>>37188011
superman powers
knowledge of everithing
a blue potato

>>37188011
I wish to feel happy, I've never really experienced this emotion, at least I don't remember me doing so.
Money, to such an extent that I will never run out, an infinite amount, if you will.
Maybe some super powers, would be fun.

I wish for all supernatural to disappear, anulling the wishes that have been granted and the ability for genies to exist.

It is far too dangerous power to be given to man, as illustrated ITT

>>37188011
>Ability to use custom character creator on my body
>Infinite money
>Never die

I'll wish for another genie that can grant me infinite wishes.

>>37188011
To know what I can do to solve my problems
To be eternally motivated to do things
Free wish for the spirit, in exchange for helping me.

>>37188011
Make me a chad dear spirit.

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>>37188011
>One: I wish for prosperity for my family
>Two: I wish for my first wish to be unnullifiable for any reason
>Three: I wish that I had never been born

And with that, I achieve everything I could ever hope for

>>37188011
Infinite wealth
Immortality
The ability to change my looks and body at will (turn into chad, frail old man, little kid, stacy, an animal)

Just be a neet and fuck with the worlds politics and systems since I can't be killed.

>>37191728
This.

Why are we stuck here

>>37188011
I wish to remove the restriction for more wishes.

I wish for more wishes.

I wish to be Chad.

>>37191728
2012 is that way, fag

t. ex horsefucker

1. a wish-granting object that didn't have a limit on wishes
2. that the spirit kills itself for being a lawyer faggot
3. no need, he's dead and I have all the wishes I want

>irreversible world peace where everyone is constantly full of love and compassion
>everyone meets their soulmate
>world is sustained largely by machines that won't turn against us, leaving no human chores left

Then we'll work on wiping out all disease by combining suppressed knowledge.

I have but one wish..
That 4chan goes back to the way it was, before it got cucked

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>Infinite money
>Immortality, with willfully committing suicide being the only thing that can actually kill me
>The ability to change my body/form into anything I desire

>>37188011

I wish human beings did not have to eat to survive

I wish holodecks were real and cheap

I wish sociopathy and narcissism was eradicated from humanity

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>>37188011
love
money
happiness

>limitless matter manipulation
>limitless time manipulation
>telepathic access to infinite knowledge

No one can kill me because I make myself indestructible.
I will never die because I sustain myself with matter manipulation, create a contained endless time loop on my body or both
No one can trap me because I can make any prison disappear with a thought
I can call any needed information into my mind at will (True omniscience would cause paralysis and insanity from information overload)
I can fly or really do whatever the fuck I want
I have precognition and if I somehow fuck up I can rewind
Seek out more genies with my infinite knowledge

Essentially checkmate godmode with just 3 wishes. If I had a fourth I would make a god waifu, but I could also make her with my god powers and infinite knowledge.

>>37188011

>The ability to perfectly mimic other sounds and abilities (e.g dance, sports, music)
>Political reign of the whole world
>Immortality

I would instantiate world peace whilst maintaining the sovereignty of each nation.

After that, I'd take a more "vice president of the world" approach to politics, mostly letting the societies decide what they want for themselves.