Robot stats/gf begging thread thread

im not doing the survey but i will take questions

>>37187573
>Post in this thread so that """"fembots"""" can judge you

No. Fuck off to >>>/soc/

>>37187573
Here's mine

>23
>5'10"
>188 lbs
>Average
>Fathers Side: Jews from Ukraine, immigrated to US in late 1890s
>Mothers Side: Mostly English and French Canadian
>long term
>Classical Marxist
>Thicc girls, Fit girls, Big butts, MILFs, anal and incest
>Submissive
>It's semi important. I'd be willling to wait though
>A gf whose also a best friend
>Patience. I have pretty bad anxiety but i'd try to change.
>either/or
>Maybe, I doubt it
>Nope, i'm a khv
>Kill la Kill
>One Piece
>N/A
>Pokemon or tf2
>Rick and Morty or Samurai Jack
>Shameless
>Severe Anxiety and depression
>Possibly interning for state congress
>US
>Probably Rojava or Sweden, idk they're all shit
>Saudi Arabia
>N/A
>Yes
>Every night
>Vodka and IPAs
>no
>No but willing to try weed
>Anal or asseat, tittyfuck
>Something where two people become intimate with one another
>Nop :(

>>37187573
Femanons aren't even going to click this fucking thread. Unless they're being asked questions directly they don't care.

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>Age:
21
>Height:
5'8", apologies
>Weight:
200 lbs (20% body fat)
>Dick Size:
6.5x6.2 in
>Where's your ancestry from?
Italian & German
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
a girl i can marry as soon as possible
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
volkisch/fascist/conservative
>Fetish:
dominance, breeding
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
very dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
i will only wait if she is a virgin. i have a moderate sex drive, every other day usually is what i prefer
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
marriage, mutual understanding, love, support, a human connection
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
expresses her love in a meaningful way
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
either, but eventually i want to get together IRL
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
yes to both, children in a few years, marriage within two years
>Do you have any past experience dating?
yes, i have had a few girlfriends
>Favorite Anime:
i don't watch a lot, but i liked DBZ as a kid
>Favorite Manga
N/A
>Favorite Sport
Oly weightlifting
>Favorite Vidya
Fallout New Vegas
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
N/A
>Favorite TV show
It's Always Sunny
>Mental illness
Schizotypal, slight sociopath
>What are you doing for the summer?
working and moving states
>What country do you live in?
USA
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>>37187573
>>Age:
19
>>Height
6'2
>>Weight
180
>>Dick Size:
gotta use a telescope to find it
>>Where's your ancestry from?
Native American
>>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Not really looking for a relationship
>>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Conservative but not too political
>>Fetish:
Too many to count
>>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Dom but a switch as well
>>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
It's not really important to me at all. I just dislike casual sex.
>>What are you looking for in a relationship?
A best friend type of relationship desu
>>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Humor is a huge factor
>>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either or
>>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes and yes
>>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yes
>>Favorite Anime:
Koe no katachi
>>Favorite Manga
Alice in borderland
>>Favorite Sport
Don't really have one
>>Favorite Vidya
Depends on the genre
>>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Spongebob
>>Favorite TV show
Rick and morty
>>Mental illness
Paranoia
>>What are you doing for the summer?
Getting /fit/
>>What country do you live in?
U.S.
>>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Switzerland or Japan
>>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
All of EU
>>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
Found out a girl cheated on me with another guy and turns out she lost feelings for me.
>>Do you drink?
No
>>Drugs?
No
>>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
I'd pleasure the hell out of her with my hands and use toys.
>>What do you think a relationship is?
A life long partner
>>Can you cook?
Yes

>21
>5'9"
>6.5"
>Scotland
>Long term
>Far Right/Ethnonationalist
>Impregnation
>Neither strongly one or the other
>Fairly important, but can wait
>Marriage, love, kids, support
>Be kind, laid back, empathetic, my race (white)
>Online, but only to lead to f2f
>Yes, and yes
>Not really
>Dragonball Z (very normie I know)
>n/a
>none
>Stellaris, Europa Universalis, and the Halo series
>Ed, Edd, and Eddy
>Don't watch much
>None diagnosed
>Trade school
>US
>Australia if I had to
>China
>n/a
>No, but don't care if someone else does
>n/a
>n/a
>No, but don't care same as drinking
>No, but do care. No druggies pls
>Knock her up
>Depends on the relationship. Dating? A way of determining compatibility for marriage. Marriage? A lifelong covenant that unfortunately has been destroyed by society
>Enough to get me by

>>37187776
Where are you from?
Are you in the US?

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>>37187765
cont. 2/2
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
probably a really gay thing to say, but i'd prefer not to induce massive amounts of human suffering
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
nah, maybe another time
>Do you drink?
major alcoholic
>If yes how often?
i've gone sober for the most part, but will drink on occasion in social situations
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Whisky, particularly scotch and bourbon
>Do you smoke?
Nope
>Drugs?
Never
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Ejaculate inside her without protection while she wasn't on the pill
>What do you think a relationship is?
an opportunity to give to someone else everything you are, and for them to give you everything they are
>Can you cook?
Quite well, although i am better behind a grill than a stove

>>37187823
Yes I do live in the U.S.

>>37187843
are you by any chance in a midwestern area?

>>37187573
>>Age:
26
>>Height
6'0
>>Weight
175
>>Dick Size:
7 inches
>>Where's your ancestry from?
Light skin black guy
>>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
for whatever
>>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
liberal
>>Fetish:
not proud of it but I like peeing on and being peed on
>>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
dominant
>>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Very. No. Because I'm horny.
>>What are you looking for in a relationship?
sex and companionship
>>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
LOYALTY
>>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face
>>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Marriage sure, maybe kids
>>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yes
>>Favorite Anime:
n/a
>>Favorite Manga
n/a
>>Favorite Sport
basketball
>>Favorite Vidya
Oblivion
>>Favorite /co/ cartoon
early spongebob
>>Favorite TV show
X-Files
>>Mental illness
n/a
>>What are you doing for the summer?
working
>>What country do you live in?
usa
>>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
cyrodiil
>>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
either china or north korea
>>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
ex gf cheated on me and got pregnant then just never spoke to me again. wasn't even worth a break up to her I guess
>>Do you drink?
Not really
>>If yes how often?
>>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
>>Do you smoke?
Nope
>>Drugs?
Weed
>>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
I've done everything but anal
>>What do you think a relationship is?
Someone you love, fuck and depend on
>>Can you cook?
nope

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>>37187573
You know, I'm not really a chartfag, but it seems having a chart of this stuff on hand is a lot easier.
Also I'm just trying to get the most out of this chart since I spent an hour and a half making it.

>>37187886
My state is touching Texas

>>37187660
7/10, congrats on internship

>>37187765
6/10, height is fine but losing weight is super easy
it's good that you don't watch anime
good luck with the move!

>>37187776
7/10, you'd make a good husband
>>37187782
6/10, I like the quip about marriage but you're not mentally ill enough

18
6'2
185 lbs
5.5 to 6 inches
Idk. Scotland
Long term
Neutral
If you can call thick a fetish, that's my most vanilla
Dominant
I'm willing to wait but I think of sex as something that helps blossom love
Looking for someone that doesn't mind being clingy to me
Loyalty.
Online.
Maybe. No
A little
Kaiji
Rurouni Kenshin
Baseball
Persona 4
Courage the cowardly dog
"Psychotic depression"
Video games
USA
USA
USA
I was cheated on, that's all the detail I wanna go into here
No
Don't drink
No
No
I'd eat her ass tbqh
Love and loyalty.
Yes a little

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>>37187941
>losing weight is super easy

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>>37187573
STOP POSTING SHITTY >>>/soc/ THREADS ON THIS BOARD, THIS IS LITERALLY THE KIND OF SHIT >>>/soc/ IS FOR REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37187941
>but you're not mentally ill enough
Only because I'm too afraid to go to a doctor since I don't want anything to be wrong with me and this lets me pretend I'm happy

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>Age:
25
>Height
5'10
>Weight
175
>Dick Size:
7
>Where's your ancestry from?
Burger
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Fugg
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Whatever floats your boat
>Fetish:
Teens
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Indifferent
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Fuggg, someone to get high and listen to music with
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Pride
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
No
>Favorite Anime:
Anime is gay
>Favorite Manga
Don't care for it
>Favorite Sport
Lame
>Favorite Vidya
Don't really play alot of games
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Idk
>Favorite TV show
12 oz mouse
>Mental illness
PDD-NOS
>What are you doing for the summer?
Drugs, hiking
>What country do you live in?
Burger
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Alaska in Burger
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
I would send them to the ocean.
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
Nope
>Do you drink?
Nah
>If yes how often?
N.a
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
No
>Do you smoke?
Yes
>Drugs?
Yes. You must do drugs to be with me.
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Facial.
>What do you think a relationship is?
Having fun
>Can you cook
Yea

>>37187941
>7/10, you'd make a good husband
Anime and manga are a turn off, ey?

>>37187573
>Age:
19
>Height:
5'11
>Weight:
140 pounds
>Dick Size:
7 inches
>Where's your ancestry from?
Germany
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Right
>Fetish:
gentle femdom
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
submissive
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
i generally dont care about sex
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
companionship, love, and support
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor):
humor
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
face to face
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
yes, and yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
not much
>Favorite Anime:
hard to choose
>Favorite Manga:
i dont read manga
>Favorite Sport:
rugby is entertaining to watch
>Favorite Vidya:
probably cs go
>Favorite TV show:
i dont really watch tv
>Mental illness:
depression and developing anxiety
>What are you doing for the summer?
working
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Japan
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
anywhere in the middle east
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
broke up with me during a very bad time in my life
>Do you drink?
yes
>If yes how often?
about every weekend
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage?
white russians
>Do you smoke?
no
>Drugs?
anything but meth or heroin
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
nut inside
>What do you think a relationship is?
a two way healthy love between 2 people
>Can you cook?
a little bit

>>37187573
>18
>5'11"
>165 i think
>7 inches
>Germany :)
>long term
>National Socialist, ethnonationalist
>cuckoldry, interracial
>dominant
>not really important, willing to wait so i can find the right aryan girl to have multiple babies with
>face to face
>yes, and YES
>no
>Initial D counts right?
>Initial D
>Baseball (Go Padres!!!)
>Call of Duty 4
>Idk
>Sopranos
>Aspergers
>work
>USA
>Iceland
>Israel
>n/a
>No, sXe
>n/a
>n/a
>no
>no
>Creampie
>A predecessor to a union between two people who love each other
>Sort of, not really.

>>37187963
it is though
>>37187983
go see a doctor pls
>>37188003
fuck I totally missed that, thanks for bringing it to my attention. you are now 6.5/10
>>37187891
8/10, you have good taste in what you want out of a gf
>>37187951
3/10, who the fuck likes baseball
I am mostly annoyed that you didn't copy the OP so I know which questions you're responding to
>>37187993
2/10 for using the word "fugg"

>>37188037
6/10, humor is important but you like anime and white russians so you got a few points taken off

Fuck it, here we go.

19
6'8"
Last checked: 250
I don't fuckin know. Not small I guess
Mom: Irish Dad: German, French, Italian
Longterm.
>Right-Leaning Libertarian
>None really.
dominant I like to think.
In the middle. I like sex and if I like you I'd like to sex. But if you're not in the mood then oh well
I want someone who I can hold at night
Can handle humor, obscure shit, and not be a slut.
I wouldn't mind internet dating if we got to meet up irl
No and no.
3 exes. All left me. They cheated.
Stuck between City Hunter and Saint Seiya
Eyeshield 21, Slam Dunk, Galaxy Express 999, or Cyborg 009
Baseball or Tennis
Metal Gear Solid
Don't visit /co/. I like old public domain cartoons since that's what I grew up on.
Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, or Miami Vice.
Idk if it counts but I got slight Aspbergers.
Plan on getting a few model kits done.
America
I'd like to visit Taiwan or South Korea.
Turkey. Damn Armenian Genocide deniers.
First love I ever had. She was seeing 5 seperate guys behind my back. Caught her in an orgy with all of them.
No beer
No smoking
No drugs
Anal. I am a simple man alright.
Someone you can grow and establish an connection with.
Yes, I, Can.

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>>37187573
>Age:
18
>Height
like 6'0 or something. I never bothered to check
>Weight
about 180 lbs
>Dick Size:
average
>Where's your ancestry from?
Eastern Europe
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Paleolibertarianism
>Fetish:
feet
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
I try my best to not be submissive
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Pretty important
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Unconditional love and support
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Rationality
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Both, but only under the condition that we'd meet eventually
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
I would like to get married, but I am iffy about having children
>Do you have any past experience dating?
One gf before
>Favorite Anime:
Akira
>Favorite Manga
don't have one
>Favorite Sport
Judo
>Favorite Vidya
Half Life
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Gravity Falls
>Favorite TV show
Gravity Falls (I don't watch much tv)
>Mental illness
none
>What are you doing for the summer?
reading
>What country do you live in?
Canada
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Croatia
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Germany
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
My last gf left me for someone else 2 months ago. I still feel like shit
>Do you drink?
no
>Do you smoke?
no
>Drugs?
no
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
blowjob
>What do you think a relationship is?
companionship that should involve feelings of love for one another
>Can you cook?
no

>>37188115
A 3/10
Is that even orbiter material

>>37188115
>fuck I totally missed that, thanks for bringing it to my attention. you are now 6.5/10
Lmao thanks for that

>>37188115
No doctor for me. I like my delusional happiness

>>37187776
You seem like a cool person from your stats, are you looking for someone to talk to?

>>37188133
>Favorite Sport
Judo

My nigga. Are you a judoka? I just got my Nidan yesterday :D.

>>371i88162
Yeah, I'm a judoka

I have a green belt

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>>37187573
>Age:
23
>Height
6'0"
>Weight
250lbs
>Dick Size:
5.5x6
>Where's your ancestry from?
Western Europe and native American
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Libertarian/minarchist
>Fetish:
CFNM
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Not that important, yes, I would prefer emotional intimacy to physical intimacy
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Mostly companionship and emotional support
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Compassionate/patient
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face, online if F2F is possible later
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes and yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Not really
>Favorite Anime:
5 Centimeters per Second
>Favorite Manga
Goodnight Punpun
>Favorite Sport
Airsoft
>Favorite Vidya
HL2
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
N/A
>Favorite TV show
Flashpoint
>Mental illness
Major depression, panic disorder, PTSD, HPPD, Aspberger's
>What are you doing for the summer?
Working as a security analyst
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Germany
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
China
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
N/A
>Do you drink?
Yes
>If yes how often?
3 or 4 times a month
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
One Tree Lemon & Basil hard cider
>Do you smoke?
Nope
>Drugs?
Nope
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Putting it in her booty
>What do you think a relationship is?
A commitment to love and accept someone unconditionally, indefinitely
>Can you cook?
N

>>37188080
why is everyone's dick 7 inches. i guarantee some of you are lying
anyway you get 2/10 because somehow you're into interracial cuckoldry and you want an aryan girl to procreate with
sort your shit out anon
>>37188130
6.5/10 because you seem genuinely sweet but you're super fucking tall and you greentexted like two lines inexplicably
>>37188133
6/10 because kids are a bad idea and the word "paleolibertarianism" made me laugh

>>37188137
I don't accept orbiters, so if I see one coming I'll slingshot him out into space
>>37188147
thank you for being honest
>>37188154
you've gone down by one point

>>37188160
Yeah I am looking for someone to talk to.
>>37188218
>thank you for being honest
Honesty can take you a long way

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>>37188218
>you've gone down by one point
Fine being a 5 and not having to be crazy

>>37187919
Is this anon getting laid?

>Age:
19
>Height
5'9
>Weight
145
>Dick Size:
6.5 inches
>Where's your ancestry from?
English, Irish, German
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Yes
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Right Centrist
>Fetish:
Gentle Femdom is the least vanilla I get
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Neutral I suppose
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I would wait. It just seems right.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Happiness
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Kindness, patience
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face would be preferred but im up for anything
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yep, maybe
>Do you have any past experience dating?
I got stood up by the one girl who I asked out on a date
>Favorite Anime:
Angel Beats
>Favorite Manga
I don't read too much of it
>Favorite Sport
College football
>Favorite Vidya
Crucader Kings 2
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
King of the Hill
>Favorite TV show
Always Sunny
>Mental illness
None
>What are you doing for the summer?
Working for the most part, going back to UNI in the Fall
>What country do you live in?
USA, Texas to be specific
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Honestly I would like to say in the states. Tennessee/Wyoming/Rural Washington. Otherwise I suppose Estonia.
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Saudi Arabia
>Do you drink?
Nope
>Do you smoke?
Nope
>Drugs?
Nope
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Titfuck
>What do you think a relationship is?
When two people enjoy each other's company and are loyal to each other
>Can you cook?
Yep

>Age
20
>Height
5'9"
>Weight
160lbs
>Dick Size
6.5"
>Where's your ancestry from?
chink
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
idc
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Center-left
>Fetish:
Anal... but is it really?
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Dom
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Willing to wait ~2mon
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Just someone to chill with
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
At least a bit of charisma
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
no online shit
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
yes and probably
>Do you have any past experience dating?
yes
>Favorite Anime:
don't really watch anime... opm or dbz maybe?
>Favorite Manga
again same, don't really read manga
>Favorite Sport
Ping pong
>Favorite Vidya
Don't really play
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
don't watch
>Favorite TV show
breaking bad
>Mental illness
none...
>What are you doing for the summer?
interning at a big tech company in california
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Sweden maybe
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Saudi Arabia cuz they have all the oil
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
she broke up with me but cried p hard cuz she was into me more than I her
>Do you drink?
Yes
>If yes how often?
only every 2-3 weeks
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
idk a Guinness?
>Do you smoke?
no
>Drugs?
no, but I'm open to pot and psychedelics
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
just anal
>What do you think a relationship is?
frequently hanging out with a close friend who fucks you
>Can you cook?
pretty good at it

>>37187573
>Age:
27
>Height
167
>Weight
62kg
>Dick Size:
Small willy
>Where's your ancestry from?
Europe
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
No
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
None
>Fetish:
None
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
No
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
This discussion is getting too abstract
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Impregnability
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Vagina
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
No
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes, Yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
No
>Favorite Anime:
Anime is for nerds
>Favorite Manga
Manga is for nerds
>Favorite Sport
Hurling
>Favorite Vidya
Invisible War, trust me
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
old The Simpsons
>Favorite TV show
old The Simpsons
>Mental illness
No
>What are you doing for the summer?
Studying
>What country do you live in?
Earth
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Earth
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Earth
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
>Do you drink?
No
>If yes how often?
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Have sex with her
>What do you think a relationship is?
A partnership for the purpose of forming a stable social and family environment in which to raise children
>Can you cook?
Yes

One of the bimbos who ironically browses this board HAS to let me hump them now, right?

>>37188218
I'm not offering to orbit you. I'd rather orbit the sun as a planet than orbit its sister.
Wammo!

>>37188247
Don't do that to me, you're gonna make me paranoid

>>37188209
"We're on the booze cruise Randers!"
-jim lahey

>>37188230
do you have a skype/discord?

>>37188266
>Wammo!
Thanks for that anon

>24 yrs, 69 inches, 240 lbs, average dick
>American colonial, british, scottish mostly, with a little german mixed in too
>long term, career is on cruise control and home region is set, ready to find the girl I'm gonna call wife
>not disclosing politics because that's how unimportant it is
>impregnation, choking, biting, corruption
>prefer to wait on sex until marriage or at least until i'm certain marriage will come
>well-educated creative type who will be the housewife and work on creative pursuits. Not required, but big points for interest in gardening and/or things that grow.
>fundamental trait: pragmatism
>face-to-face preferred. online dating only with the expectation of moving over here. I have plans to buy a house in the area within the next few years.
>marriage is a yes, children are a yes. I'm thinking four children.
>have had several girlfriends in the past. Almost all were sad to see it end.
>haven't read much manga, liked maid dragon animu
>i'd like to pick up tennis again
>don't play a ton of vidya anymore, still like dark souls and skill testing games in general.
>always sunny in philadelphia
>mild aspergers
>looking for the next job in my career, possibly moving, almost certainly buying a car, building a website for the family farm, cutting up fallen trees on the family farm and stocking the garage with wood, barbecues and hot tub and my day job.
>Massachusetts
>I don't have my close family and beautiful property anywhere else in the world, so I'd rather live nowhere else. If I had to pick I'd go with New Zealand
>tried to get the crushing detail in, hit post limit
>yeah
>only on the weekends and not every weekend
>don't have a favorite, maybe dirty martinis because olive juice
>quit two months ago
>did LSD/Psilocybin a lot first year of college, not since. Smoke weed but quit because of job hunt.
>tie her up with rope and fuck her raw while she can't move
>two people living a better life together than they can manage alone
>yes

>>37188245
you're stubborn and now you're at a 2

>>37188252
6/10, you sound like a pure cinnamon roll
>>37188253
7.5/10, congrats on the internship and I like that you specified a timeline of 2 months
>>37188265
10/10 you sound perfect. will you marry me
>>37188266
lol you get 2 extra points for confusing tf out of me with that metaphor

>>37188289
I'm going to laugh if I know who this is.

My discord is Clyde#3496

>>37188130
9/10 want a gf from Colorado? 18/not a slut

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>>37188326
2 good for a doctor anon

>>37188336
fuck off goddamn

>>37188130
>First love I ever had. She was seeing 5 seperate guys behind my back. Caught her in an orgy with all of them.
Top kek
Get fucked normie

>>37188326
Post a pic of yourself so I know who's rating me
Oh wait you won't
Ugly bitch

>>37188361
Oooo was I right or is this not the anon

>>37188386
I mean since I'm in this thread analyzing people I'm obviously a qt fembot

1.5 extra points for calling me ugly though

>>37188408
I'm now at 6.5
It doesn't mean ANYTHING if it's some mattress rating me
Show
A
Picture

>>37187765
Holy hell, are you my male equivalent? But dominant, I mean.
Ayy lmao

>>37188404
you know, it's best not to be narcissistic, maybe you know other people who'd fit a weird bill or whatever and I'm just assuming it's me because we talked recently. Can I add you on discord anyway?

>>37188341
Tall anon here. Yeah, sure. Contact info? I got kik and discord,

>>37188452
Of course you can, I'm always ears.

>>37188309
worst end to relationship
>best friends with girl since 8th grade
>start dating summer before 10th grade
>we fight a lot
>get tired of fighting and break up
>really sad because i love the shit out of this girl
>get upset when i see her around school
>she went on optional school trip to italy same year that i did, all i remember of the trip was how sad/angry i was that she was there
>she confronted me crying in the stairwell of a really fancy hotel in rome asking why we couldn't be friends, i couldn't stand the feels, and i was angry at her for ruining the trip with that for the rest of the trip
>we both lose our virginities to other people, each of those other people cheat on us, we get back together christmas of senior year
>i was so happy, wanted to marry her
>we start fighting again, she says it's never going to work out between us.
>pine after her for almost two years after that
>one time she agrees to cuddle with me in our underwear, no sex though
>get an intense case of blue balls

it was a rollercoaster with that girl. In tenth grade I used to bike to the house where she babysat and played with her big boobies for a half hour before the kids got home.

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>>37187993
<3
Aw hell yeah, mate.

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>Age: 24
>Height: 6'2"
>Weight: 250 or so
>Dick Size: Bit over five inches
>Where's your ancestry from? Dutch, English, maybe Scottish
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship: Longer the better I suppose
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time): Conservative/Centrist
>Fetish: Thicc and thicc accessories
>Dominant or submissive? More submissive than I'd like to be
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why? Want it eventually but I can wait
>What are you looking for in a relationship? Everything in the Chinese cartoons I don't watch
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor) Being easygoing
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? Either
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future? Probably married, maybe kids
>Do you have any past experience dating? lolno
>Favorite Anime: Only watched a couple, I guess Watamote
>Favorite Manga: Haven't read enough
>Favorite Sport: Masturbation
>Favorite Vidya: Marioshit
>Favorite /co/ cartoon: Not sure
>Favorite TV show: Not sure
>Mental illness: JUST some social anxiety
>What are you doing for the summer? Maybe road trip down to Murrica with parents
>What country do you live in? Canada
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be? USA or UK, death to non-Anglophone savages
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count: N/A
>Do you drink? Nope
>If yes how often? N/A
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage? N/A
>Do you smoke? Nope
>Drugs? Nope
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be? H*ld h*nds, or maybe something butt-related
>What do you think a relationship is? A kind of ship that never sinks :3 (until it does)
>Can you cook? K-Kraft Dinner

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>>37188416
you'll be happy to find out that I'm not a mattress anon

>>37188419
>muscular guinea fascist that is a sociopath
Hot and terrifying

anyone who bothered with that essay just proves how desperate they are and not worth the time lol

>>37188497
Then what the fuck are you?
P
I
C
T
U
R
E

>>37188478
I can add you on discord, my name has my initials so I don't want to post it here

23
6'2
170lb
7"
England, Ireland, Germany, etc.
The energy I invest in a relationship makes short-term relationships lacking in return, but I'll take it as it comes.
Mostly apolitical, libertarian-leaning. Nietzsche and Buddhism, mostly.
Vanilla, paizuri/naizuri, cosplay
I don't really know, seem like a switch.
Sex is not that important, and I'm fine with waiting as long as necessary, as rushing someone into it is not acceptable. It'd be nice, though, when intimate enough
Ideally, a relationship would consist not only of doing activities together, but helping one another to reach our better selves. If Kaworu and Shinji's relationship was more equal, that'd be perfect.
I don't think any characteristic is entirely necessary, but some degree of loyalty and enough intelligence to talk about lofty intellectual shit from time to time would be nice. Perhaps honesty and supportive demeanor, too.
I'd prefer to date irl, but online until that time would be fine.
Marriage and children are possible, though I currently lean against it and I feel it's a discussion to be had later.
I have dated two women.
>Favorite Anime
Ghost in the Shell, Evangelion, Hyouge Mono, Mushishi
>Favorite Manga
Punpun, Slow Motion wo Mou Ichido
>Favorite Sport
Don't watch sports often, Jap baseball is cool
>Favorite Vidya
Melee, SS13, Arma, Tokyo Xtreme Racer: Drift 2
>Favorite movie
Ikiru, Dogville, It's Such a Beautiful Day, Laputa
>Favorite TV show
Top Gear, Peep Show, Yes Minister

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>>37188498
Sociopath, calves of steel, but no upper body strength, fascist is my middle name.

>>37188525
akira837#8177
Sjwiwk2

>>37188524
a qt fembot obviously. you should be paying a bit more attention

>>37188533
pt. 2

Depression/bipolar and social anxiety, non-suicidal now
Hopefully taking a long vacation overseas or on a road trip this summer.
USA
It's difficult to choose somewhere to move. I'm a weeb but Japan has its issues. I need to travel more before I decide.
I don't think I'd nuke any nation. Men are simply men, formed by their experiences.
In both relationships I've had, I was broken up with just before my birthday and became suicidal for a bit. The first time triggered a half-decade of heavy depression that spoiled many years and I spent half a week in the mental ward.
I drink once a week or so, sometimes less. I drink almost anything, but I prefer cocktails and sake. I'd like to try as many kinds as possible, within reason.
I smoke about once a month, only when offered a cig. Ate half a pot cookie, once.
Probably paizuri/naizuri, since I haven't really experienced that. I'm not really too depraved, I think.
A relationship is a construct which I don't entirely have faith in. Not in the modern, liberal sense, but in the sense that someone will maintain a feeling of love all their days. Of course, I believe someone can support you and act loving to you, but feeling in love indefinitely is something I doubt in some aspects, though I fully believed it until recently. I find the relationship of the Major and Puppet Master interesting. Perhaps I'd like to explore that with someone.
I can cook things with a recipe. The process of improvement is fun.

Age: 25
>Height
6'5''
>Weight
12 stone
>Dick Size:
7.3 x 5
>Where's your ancestry from?
Wales
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
shrug
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
im dumb
>Fetish:
dominance
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
pretty important
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
love
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
thick skin
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
both
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
yes x2
>Do you have any past experience dating?
lots
>Favorite Anime:
monster
>Favorite Manga
berserk
>Favorite Sport
n/a
>Favorite Vidya
dks1
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
regular show
>Favorite TV show
n/a
>Mental illness
not here
>What are you doing for the summer?
working
>What country do you live in?
uk
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
usa
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
africa
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
>Do you drink?
yes
>If yes how often?
socially
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
whiskey
>Do you smoke?
yes
>Drugs?
not anymore
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
whatever shes cool with
>What do you think a relationship is?
whack
>Can you cook?
yea

>>37188536
>calves of steel but no upper body
Sicilian I see

>>37188525
Sure?
Lucky7#8298

>>37188569
I run and bike a lot, I'm currently working on upper-body strength.

>>37188326
>10/10 you sound perfect. will you marry me
OK, I will be at your house tonight. Goodbye.

>>37188554
But you're automatically losing points for trying to make happy anons go to the doctor
>>37188588
The duce would be proud

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>tfw the idea of being a 50's submissive housewife is my dream and i want a dominant sociopath husband
>im a big supporter of fascism
dreams don't come true, sometimes.

>>37188635
Be my girlfriend NOW
Okajjai

>>37188635
At least you got to rub it into all of us with your post

Not actually looking for gf. Guy, girl, anyone interesting really, just bored.

>Age
"18"
>Height
5'7
>Weight
108lbs 7% body fat desu
>Dick Size
5.7"
>Where's your ancestry from?
Half Austriohungarian half Asian
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship
Sure
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time)
Conservative (mostly)
>Fetish
Is being bi a fetish?
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Leaning towards sub
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Not very. Yeah. Idrc
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Just conversation that isn't the usual weather conversation or something equally as mundane
>Mention a fundamental characteristic someone needs to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Probably patience, I can be kinda slow to respond I guess
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Online preferred. Irl is scary
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Maybe. No kids tho thx
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Technically no not really
>Favorite Anime:
One punch man
>Favorite Manga
Air Gear
>Favorite Sport
American Football
>Favorite Vidya
CS:GO
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Tom & Jerry
>Favorite TV show
Silicon Valley rn
>Mental illness
Depression
>What are you doing for the summer?
Iunno yet
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
No clue. Maybe Northern Europe or east Asia. Or Canada. Iunno
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Syria, Lebanon, any other middle eastern shithole
>Do you drink?
Ye
>If yes how often?
Every week or two
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
Johnny Walker Blue Label
>Do you smoke?
Socially
>Drugs?
Weed socially
>What do you think a relationship is?
Two people trying to tell if they wanna get those sweet marriage tax benefits together
>Can you cook?
Nope

>>37187573
>Age: 20
>Height: 5'9"
>Weight: 156 lbs
>Dick Size: 5.8" to 6.5" depending on day
>Ancestry: Ethnic Caucasian and some Beligan/ Spaniard
>Relationship: Honestly, just about having fun with someone
>Political Beliefs: I agree with libertarianism, and I strongly am I attracted to the idea of ancap, but I realistically am just anti government except for a strong military.
>Sex: I have very little experience, it's not an immediate priority, I prefer to get to know the girl a bit first. My fetish is a girl who pretends to not be interested in me before suddenly and passionatly kissing me. I'm not submissive, but I'm not domineering either, unless it comes to romancing, in which case I like being a bit rough.
Women I'm with need to be at least somewhat adventurous and mildly conservative in nature, not neccessarily political ideology. I prefer a more reserved girl, but not a requirement.
I plan on eventually getting married, hopefully children as well, I've dated a lot, but I haven't ever been in a full-on relationship. Honestly, I think I get too picky sometimes, I can get indecisive.
I love hiking, exploring, searching for abandoned mines from the days of Jesuits and Conquistadors.
I enjoy watching Last Man On Earth, Better Call Saul, Carbonaro Effect, and, occasionally, Impractical Jokers.

I live in the US, but I'd love to live somewhere a bit exotic or with many archaeological ruins, such as Colombia or Panama (they are progressively becoming safer for tourists).

I wouldn't want to obliterate any country, because the citizens aren't at fault for their government's crimes.

I occasionally have a drink, I do enjoy high quality cigars, but I am NOT a regular smoker, maybe once a year during Christmas time.

>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
"Missionary intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation"
But, seriously? I love it when a girl wraps her legs around me and drives fingernails into my back

>>37188682
>Underage
>Drinks, smokes, and does drugs socially

THE NORMIEDOM

>>37187573
Oh boy another one of these. Doesn't matter if most of these stats are irrelevant to fembots and including so many will just make both sides not bother. Whatever, they're fun but enough of this 'for the fembots' stuff. And next time, put spaces between lines. Makes it easier to answer without people putting everything on the greentext line. And decide whether you using : or ? at the end of the greentext.

>Age?
20
>Height?
6'
>Weight?
190
>Dick Size?
7'
>Where's your ancestry from?
Generic white guy.
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
Long term. I see no reason to continue a relationship that won't go anywhere.
>Political Beliefs?
Really Liberal.
>Fetish?
Mostly vanilla but anything not gross is good.
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Either is good. I just like variety.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Sex is nice but not vital. I'd have it either done a few times a week or never. I don't really care about the wait time.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Doing cute couple things.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either's fine. I'd rather pick the best choice than whoever's just nearby.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Marriage is stupid. I have no current decision on kids.
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Only some bad ones. I'm not a virgin but still haven't much sex in years.

cont.
>Favorite Anime?
Cowboy bebop but if you want me to be original I'd go with Strike Witches.
>Favorite Manga
Deadman Wonderland. I haven't read many manga, but that one was one of the few that kept me hooked.
>Favorite Vidya
Smash bros for multi and Zero escape for single.
>Favorite /co/ cartoon?
Ed Edd 'n' Eddy/Batman beyond
>Favorite TV show?
Community
>What are you doing for the summer?
Finishing up college.
>What country do you live in?
South central United burger.
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Finland. Love the forests, climate, and culture.
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
This might be edgy but I don't think any nation deserves to be wiped out.
>Do you drink?
No. I never will.
>Do you smoke?
Never.
>Drugs?
None.
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
But I'd want her to do it to me. I don't really feel right doing something that they don't like. It's not fun unless they enjoy it.
>Can you cook?
I can read instructions and follow recipes.

>>37188341
Hey it's the girl from Colorado
Guy who replied wasn't the person I replied to
I'd still like to hear from ya if you see this

>>37188703
> bums weed cigs and alc off people because free
I mean there's no reason not to

>Age:
22
>Height
5'8
>Weight
175
>Dick Size:
End your life
>Where's your ancestry from?
Irish/mexican
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
no
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Dont care as long as they leave me alone
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Lighthearted
>Do you have any past experience dating?
No
>Favorite Anime:
Steins;gate
>Favorite Manga
One piece
>Favorite Vidya
Neko atsume
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
no
>Favorite TV show
no
>Mental illness
no
>What are you doing for the summer?
Working, biking.
>What country do you live in?
USA USA USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Staying here.
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Australia
>Do you drink?
Never have, never will
>Do you smoke?
Never have, never will
>Drugs?
Never have, never will
>What do you think a relationship is?
A waste of time
>Can you cook?
I'm a culinary grad actually.

>>37188726
Glad you proved "not a slut" wrong

>>37188525
Yo you there? I'm the tall anon, Lucky7. I sent you my discord.

>>37188726
I am him. I am tallanon. I gave you my thing already.

>>37188751
Not my fault someone pretended to be who they weren't

>>37188798
No but it's your fault that you posted here you stupid fucking slut. Fuck off

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Sure, why the fuck not.
>24
>6'2"
>175lbs.
>7 inches
>Euromutt
>long term
>right-wing
>N/A
>I don't know. Avoidant mostly
>There are more important things. Yes. It's not the only thing I want from a relationship
>A partnership
>loyalty
>face to face is preferred, online is probably more realistic, I know much about either
>Yes. Yes.
>No.
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>Dark Souls
>N/A
>Kolchak: The Night Stalker
>None
>Moving states
>U.S.
>I don't know, it's just about the same shit everywhere
>Mexico
>N/A
>No
>N/A
>N/A
>No
>No
>I don't have kinks so make sweet slow passionate love I guess
>Two people seeing whether or not they're compatible for marriage and/or kids
>A few things besides spaghetti, not too much

You can have my picture too, this is a begging thread after all. It's not like I have any self-esteem left at this point

>>37188798
Tall Anon: Lucky7#8298.
I am the dude.

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Genuine question, why don't you people just go to >>>/soc/ if you want to hook up? That's what the board is for. Don't give me the "we're robots xD", none of you are actually robots/any different from /soc/ posters.

>>37187573
>Age:
29
>Height
6'2
>Weight
215
>Dick Size:
6"
>Where's your ancestry from?
Native American/Irish/German
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Either Or
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Nationalist, Libertarian
>Fetish:
Food, exploring
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
It's important. Yes I'll wait for the right time
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Fun, traveling, and honesty first. Then kids and a house.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Wide sense of humour, low drama, honesty
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Only face to face
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes, but it's not a deal breaker
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yes.
>Favorite Anime:
Dragon ball
>Favorite Sport
Football, golf, basketball, almost all sports
>Favorite Vidya
All retro games
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
South park, rick and morty
>Favorite TV show
It's always sunny, fraiser
>What are you doing for the summer?
Cooking at a national park
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Japan
>Do you drink?
Only on special occasions
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
Wine
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No, but I had fun in college
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Some kind of blindfolded bondage with food and alot of teasing, all in the wilderness
>What do you think a relationship is?
Wanting to spend time with your favorite person and share life together
>Can you cook?
I'm a Professional Chef and Butcher so yes, very well

>>37188836
>none of you are actually robots

But I'm a KV in my mid-twenties.

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>>37188836
I'm barely starting to feel comfortable on /r9k/ after more than a year of lurking. Other boards would be way too spooky desu

>>37188836
soc is full of lewd bullshit and begging for nudes and camwhores. There's nothing there but salivating men begging sluts.

>>37188836
I want a shy nerd virgin gf. Everyone on /soc/ will have a hundred mates and have no problem cheating.

>>37188492
Ayy you're a male(boy) aren't you

So the only one to get a girl in the thread was a tall chad
Good to know

hopefully this is readable

24
6'1
180
~6.6 inches
white mixed
long term
right leaning libertarian i guess
general dom stuff, spanking, armpits
mostly dom but I can switch to fill my SO needs
it's an important part of a serious relationship I think. I think it's something special and I don't have a problem waiting a reasonable amount of time
corny cliche "partner in crime" meme. a best friend who I can confide in and vice versa. motive and challenge each other and just a genuine loyal connection with someone.
humor is a good one, I think banter back and forth is cute. someone who doesn't get offended so easily and is more laid back
online is fine at first as long as we plan to meet
yes to both
minimal
hunterxhunter, baccano! yu yu hakushou, nhk, great teacher onizuka
berserk, punpun, jojo
basketball maybe? use to play, don't pay attention to it anymore.
dark souls, metal gear solid 3, katamari damacy, dota 2,
uhhh, the animated batman series?
haven't kept up with shows recently but Lost is good. recommend me some maybe we can marathon together?
depression/anxiety. not so long ago I had trouble answering phones but I've gotten better
working and studying. t-talking to you?
usa
somewhere more rural and green with not so harsh seasons. I'd like to relocate from where I am now desu
drop one on my fucking head m8. if I can't do that I'd drop it on the furry nation
seldom
^
don't have one
no
seldom. wouldn't mind smoking weed w/ a qt but I have no urge to do any drugs
missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
a bond between two people
..I'm a better assistant chef

>>37188884
>There's nothing there but salivating men begging sluts.
All these threads are thirsty fags trying to get the attention and contact info of """fembots""". This is just /soc/ shit being posted on /r9k/, saying /soc/ is bad isn't a defense of /soc/ shitposting.

25
6'1
160
7"
Sweden
Long
Socially liberal, economically conservative.
Tame.
Dom.
Important. Yes, if it's that important to you.
A partner.
Self-aware
Both
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes. Yes.
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yes
>Favorite Anime:
Currently OPM. All time, unsure.
>Favorite Manga
All time, One Piece. Secretly a sucker for love stories. Last Game was cute. Kurenai Ouji.
>Favorite Sport
Basketball
>Favorite Vidya
Not sure. Playing Hollow Knight right now. Played Deus Ex: HR before that. Game I played the longest was Maplestory (3-4 years).
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Rick and Morty.
>Favorite TV show
None. Just got through 70's show and Parks and Rec.
>Mental illness
No
>What are you doing for the summer?
Continuing my job. Traveling next month.
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Enjoy the USA. If moving is mandatory, Japan would be cool.
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
The Middle East.
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
Girl left me to date my best friend. She didn't outright say so, but she asked him out a couple weeks after telling me she needed time. I had to pretend to be ok, because he's my best friend and I didn't want him to hold back because of me. I valued our relationship more than my own wellbeing.
>Do you drink?
Yes
>If yes how often?
Socially only, so 1-2x week.
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
Don't really enjoy drinking.
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Leglock missionary is hot. Cowgirl is fine too.
>What do you think a relationship is?
Partnership, ultimate friendship, support.
>Can you cook?
Yes. Good hobby.

>>37188891
Anon you have no hope of that here. Stop believing there's any dichotomy, there's a shitload of crossposting between users on here and /soc/.

>>37188847
then you should know better than to try to hook up with the mostly underage teenage girls who call themselves "fembots"

>>37188863
then what you should do is lurk more

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>>37187573
>>19
>>5'11
>>195
>>Too small
>>German on both sides
>>I have no one to really talk to because every relationship I have is superficially created so I can pretend I'm more alpha than I actually am
>>I've been a conservative for most of my life
>>My penis barely works anymore
>>Depends on who I'm dealing with.
>>Sex is grossly overrated
>>I'm looking for a temporary solution to a very permanent
>>I like insecure girls who compensate by trying to be really social
>>There's no such thing as online dating
>>There's nothing I want more than a son
>>Yes
>>Dirty Pair
>>Yokohama Kaidashi kikou
>>Baseball
>>Mount and Blade Warband/CK2
>>Moral Orel?
>>The Young Pope
>>Almost too stupid
>>I'm considering camping out in my old van for like a month somewhere this summer
>>United American States
>>Armenia
>>England
>>Yes
>>At least once a week
>>Barenjaeger or however you spell it
>>Yep
>>Anything but weed
>>Maybe piss on her, I dunno. Don't think of sex that much
>>You can always tell if a relationship is worthwhile or not after the first time meeting someone
>>Yeah

No favorite movie?

>19
>5'8"
>130:
>6 inches
>Not really sure Europe I guess
>long term
>Centrist but lean to the left a bit
>idk I like assertive women
>sub
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
kinda important. yea. if its with the right person it's worth waiting
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
comfort/companionship someone who actually cares about me
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
kindness
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
online is fine at first but IRL would be preferred
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
yes and yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
a few but I was over the superficial dating pretty early in HS tho
>Favorite Anime:
steins;gate
>Favorite Manga
don't really read a lot of manga but I guess Tokyo Ghoul is cool
>Favorite Sport
Soccer / Basketball but I'm actually good at soccer
>Favorite Vidya
WoW
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
N/A
>Favorite TV show
game of thrones or the office
>Mental illness
high functioning autistic
>What are you doing for the summer?
some college classes and working part time
>What country do you live in?
US (Ohio)
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
anywhere in UK
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
North Korea if I had to pick
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
never had a bad break up
>Do you drink?
yes
>If yes how often?
like once a week with friends
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
Henry's or fireball with dr pepper
>Do you smoke?
weed but rarely
>drugs?
if you count weed other than that nah
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
facial
>What do you think a relationship is?
2 people who care for each other
>Can you cook?
ezpz stuff like spaghetti

>>37189033
I'll probably kill myself before I feel comfortable on other boards so why bother. Might as well post while I'm still here

>>37188533
>Ghost in the Shell, Evangelion, Hyouge Mono, Mushishi
Generic taste, but good taste none the less. Keep up the good work

>>37187573
Fembot here. Way too many questions. Trim it down some. Girls don't care about dick size. And what you are doing for the summer is an unnecessary question.

>>37189088
Yep, that's what I said.

t. 7 inches and know it doesn't matter.

>>37189054
>Ohio
Shit what part? I'm up North East corner

how many females are actually in this thread?

>>37189057
>being afraid of 4chan
this is some advanced level normalfaggotry

>>37189116
I'm like 25 minutes south from akron

>>37189126
Z e r o
N o n e

>>37189126
Females are just a myth

Oregano

>>37189088
>Girls don't care about dick size.
LOL

>>37189133
I'm so sorry ohiobro

>>37189088
Now rate the posts in this thread

>>37188497
whatever happened to this bitch? did they ever confirm the rape was real?

>Age:
24
>Height
5'7"
>Weight
163 (have already started an exercise regiment)
>Dick Size:
4.2
>Where's your ancestry from?
Mexican (Spanish/aztec)
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
maybe mutualism?
>Fetish:
Light femdom, furry, exibitionism
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Depends on mood
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I'm a patient person
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Someone I can talk to and love
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you?
Not afraid of trying new things
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Both
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes/yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
little
>Favorite Anime:
Code geass
>Favorite Sport
Bit of soccer?
>Favorite Vidya
Dead space
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Knd
>Mental illness
Iono, I'm not a doctor
>What are you doing for the summer?
Getting a bit fit and trying to make friends
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Antartica unironically
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
Only been with one girl, she cheated on me, I forgave her, she tried to break up with me, I just didn't want to be alone, cut myself for her. I hated this person I became and have since tried to be comfortable with who I am so I wont become such a clingy bitch.
>Do you drink?
Yes
>If yes how often?
Once maybe twice a month
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
Angry orchad
>Do you smoke?
once a month just cigs
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Tie her up and sexually abuse her.
>What do you think a relationship is?
2 people that could help better each other and motivate each other in a affectionate enviroment

>>37189086
Thanks, anon. I'm still a special snowflake that prefers 25/26 to EoE and Innocence over the rest of GitS, so at least I have that, but I'm still working to expand my tastes.

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>>37189131
Afraid? Nah. Getting anxious from any and all contact with another person? Yep.

Also fuck off you're probably more normie than I am (34)

fembot here, no one is going to read through all that....

>23
>6'0
>125 skellington
>6.5
>Italy on my mom's side, half-French and half-generic American mutt on my dad's side.
>I'm not.
>I am generally apolitical but I voted for Trump because a lot of what Hillary and the Democrats did was scummy.
>Chubby girls, short girls, stuffing, weight gain, inflation. No autismspheres though, fuck that shit.
>I don't know.
>I'd prefer to wait because I would only want to have sex with someone I want to be with forever.
>A relationship. But I'm not looking for one from here. I'm just filling this out for fun.
>Be as pathetic as me.
>I talk with almost all of my friends solely online so that would probably be fine.
>Yes to both
>No
>Evangelion
>Onani Master Kurosawa
>Soccer
>Ace Attorney
>Avatar
>I don't watch much television.
>Anxiety, depression
>Getting a job and hopefully going back to college after a long hiatus.
>USA, FL
>Greenland
>Siberian Russia because I don't really want to kill anyone.
>N/A
>No
>N/A
>N/A
>No
>No
>Enema
>Friendship
>Yes

>>37189150
Sluts want big dicks, regular women don't care as long as it's >4''

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How come nobody has posted their face yet. You need that to judge if youre attracted to them physically

>>37189183
>prefers 25/26 to EoE
I mean, they're not mutually exclusive.

>>37189209
Posting your face is the most >>>/soc/ thing you could possibly do

>>37189198
>>37189088
What would you suggest as questions? I'm being srsface, I would really like an effective beg thread.

>>37189209
That's too soc, my friend.

>>37189212
I wouldn't have minded if he had just left it as is, honestly. I appreciate what they did with Gendo's character in EoE but the rest doesn't feel entirely necessary.

>>37189088
>>37189198
Just read mine then >>37187782

>>37187782
I'd love your contact info.

>>37188812
You're cute but you look younger than 24! Not that that's bad. I'm just one of the people who looks older for my age :( I'm 25 btw. May I have your discord?

>>37189184
>IMG_
>iOS device
>afraid of 4chan
>actually uses the word "normie"
anon, you are a normalfag

show of hands, how many females are actually browsing this thread?

>zero

>>37189251
ViceCity#6374
Alright add me on discord

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>>37189225
>>37189236
>implying it hasnt been happening on here for years
This place is soc 2.0

>>37189246
I used to think 26 was a masterpiece until recently. It's been maybe two years since last I watched it, and now it just seemed cluttered and almost too obtuse. Unfortunately, Eva is still the best anime ever made

>>37189280
>he actually cares whether there are women
wrong board faggot

>>37188812
You look like Brendan Fraiser as a young man honestly

>>37189292
>make the problem worse for no reason
You should legitimately be banned for posting your picture on this board.

>>37189160
I don't think its too bad but I don't plan on sticking around after uni

>>37188130
would love your info

I'm too lazy to fill that stuff out. Am I driving any fembots wild yet?

>Age: 19
>5'11"
>140lb
>Dick Size: 5.5in
>British, Scottish, Irish, Italian, Greek, and a very tiny amount of Native American.(White American)
>Are you looking for a short term or long term relationship?:
Long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Moderate
>Fetish:
Cumming in or on a female's body
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
In the middle
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I could wait a while.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Love
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Genuine and introspective. Not fat
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either or
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes and yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
No
>Favorite Anime:
Kaze no Stigma
>Favorite Manga
Deadman Wonderland
>Favorite Sport
MMA
>Favorite Vidya
Pokemon
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Avatar: The Last Airbender
>Favorite TV show
Star Trek TNG
>Mental illness
Really neurotic and social anxiety
>What are you doing for the summer?
Trying to find a new job and doing a class
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Greece maybe
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
The ocean where no one would get hurt
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
N/A
>Do you drink?
Yes
>If yes how often?
Whenever I have access to it which would be maybe once or twice a week
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
Absinthe
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
Sometimes
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Fuck her throat and pinch her nose. Nut all over her face.
>What do you think a relationship is?
An exclusive and deep bond between a two people.
>Can you cook?
No

>>37189298
I'll have to give it another watch, it's been about a year now since the last time.
>Unfortunately, Eva is still the best anime ever made
Unfortunately, I don't know whether you're saying this ironically or not, though I don't necessarily disagree.
I really need to rewatch Lain, too, another great entry in the "almost too obtuse" category, since it's probably been 5 years since I first saw it.

>>37189269
I use a 7 year old iPhone because it was cheap. Not afraid but sure whatever you say dude. Literally half the board uses the term normie. I guess the fact that I'm arguing with someone on the internet about my lack of life outside of my room also doesn't really help the normalfag argument

>>37188209
damn, you sound cool, would love info.

>>37188309
I'm In Massachusetts, would like to contact you! How can I?

>>37189367
>Literally half the board uses the term normie.
That's because they are normalfags anon.

>>37189231
.... um. I'll cook up something. However I must admit I'm an older fembot and may not think the same as younger fembots.

>>37189418
stop saying fembot like it's a real concept

>>37189407
discord:
liima#7673
email:
[email protected]

I didn't think I'd get a reply before morning, glad to know i'm not the only one staying up late.

26
6'3"
85kg
7"x6"
Abbo/Anglo
Neither right now
Depends/Heathen
DDLG, Petplay, impreg
Dom leaning switch; I like powerplay/struggles
Sex is important for intimacy. Can wait for the right person
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
A partner who believes in me and will push me in my goals and hobbies as I will with her
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have
Sincerity, Loyalty, Patience
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Preferably IRL
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes, can go either way
>Do you have any past experience dating?
A good deal
>Favorite Anime:
FMA:B
>Favorite Manga
See above
>Favorite Sport
Martial Arts and Rugby
>Favorite Vidya
DOOM right now
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Avatar
>Favorite TV show
Whose Line
>Mental illness
Mild depression (medicated)
>What are you doing for the summer?
Hopefully being under 80kg
>What country do you live in?
Australia
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Probably USA, but I like Aus
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Pass
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
She cheated on me with 12 guys in 14 days (I was there the other two days). I went into a 9months bender of sleeping 18+hrs a day and the other few hours drinking alcohol to go back to sleep. Developed my own perfect little world in my head to escape to
>Do you drink? how often?
Rarely, on special occasions
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
Dimple
>Do you smoke?
Did, don't anymore
>Drugs?
Not my thing, not fussed if others do
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Tail-plug and petplay
>What do you think a relationship is?
A team. Two people who build each other up, but are separate parts.
>Can you cook?
Yes, and I enjoy it

>>37189415
Huh I never really considered that. I guess you're right about that point sorry

Reminder that people are only reading the first bunch and skipping over the rest.

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>>37189353
When I say unfortunately, I mean it's ridiculous that nothing has reached it's level yet. It's perfectly paced and executed, managing to make so many fucking nuts elements not only work, but excel. Lain's good, but it doesn't have that Anno pacing that sets his stuff apart

>>37189468
in these threads i usually search for the location line and whether they're open to long distance. OP should really index his questions better to make filtering easier in future threads

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It's the summer and I have nothing else to do.
>Age:
19
>Height
5'11
>Weight
150 lbs
>Dick Size:
~7.0
>Where's your ancestry from?
Africa or something
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Anything of note
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
centrist (don't really care)
>Fetish:
Uhh.....Idk
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Submissive
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Not important. Yes.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
companionship and introspection
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
I can't think of one
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either is fine
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Doesn't matter. Not really.
>Do you have any past experience dating?
No
>Favorite Anime:
Boku no Hero Academia
>Favorite Manga
HxH
>Favorite Sport
Swimming
>Favorite Vidya
Fallout New Vegas, Terraria, LoL
>Mental illness
Social anxiety
>What are you doing for the summer?
Taking uni classes
>What country do you live in?
United States
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Canada,The Netherlands, maybe China
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Nowhere or North Korea
>Do you drink?
Nope
>Do you smoke?
Nicotine allergy, so no
>Drugs?
Nope
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Vaginal?
>What do you think a relationship is?
Commitment and reliability between people
>Can you cook?
Yep

>Age:
18
>Height
5'8"
>Weight
130 lbs
>Dick Size:
5.5" length, 5.5" girth
>Where's your ancestry from?
Sweden, Ireland, Netherlands.
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Not sure. I really like this girl from uni but so I should probably just focus on getting a nice robot gf.
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
Conservative
>Fetish:
N/A
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
More submissive
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Sex is necessary in a relationship but shouldn't be the crux. I'd wait for sex, but not indefinitely.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
I want her to have interests similar to mine, so we can discuss them. Also want a studious girl so we can study together.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you
Definitely humor.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
N/A
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Unsure
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Nope.
>Favorite Anime:
Death Note (I'm a pretty casual anime viewer)
>Favorite Manga
N/A
>Favorite Sport
Tennis. Really love it, but I like hockey too.
>Favorite Vidya
Star Fox 64. Zelda too.
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Rick and Morty
>Favorite TV show
Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Fargo
>Mental illness
N/A
>What are you doing for the summer?
Trying to make a short movie for a film festival
>What country do you live in?
US
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Canada
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Unsure
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had.
N/A
>Do you drink?
Never. It's degeneracy.
>Do you smoke?
Same as above
>Drugs?
Same as above
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
So sexually inexperienced I wouldn't know.
>What do you think a relationship is?
Having a partner in crime
>Can you cook?
Not well

>>37189261
mr.sandman

Ok, what the fuck? I guess that wasn't original somehow

>>37189308
Thanks. I guess that's a compliment

>>37187573
>Age:
25
>Height
6'2
>Weight
195lbs
>Dick Size:
7
>Where's your ancestry from?
Germany
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Short term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Conservative
>Fetish:
None
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Very, No.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Sex
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Good body
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
No, No
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yes
>Favorite Anime:
>Favorite Manga
>Favorite Sport
Football
>Favorite Vidya
Halo Reach
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
>Favorite TV show
Always Sunny
>Mental illness
No
>What are you doing for the summer?
Working
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Canada
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
>Do you drink?
Yes
>If yes how often?
Couple of nights a week
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
Guinness
>Do you smoke?
Yes
>Drugs?
Yes
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Tie her up and force feed her my dick
>What do you think a relationship is?
Two people getting exclusive
>Can you cook?
No

>>37189468
I just filled it out because it's nice to read over my own thoughts.

>Age:
24
>Height
165cm
>Weight
57kg
>Dick Size:
6x5
>Where's your ancestry from?
White (English & French), Indian
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Any
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
centre-left, statist individualist, non-sjw pirate, somewhat anti-georgist
>Fetish:
vanilla, cosplay, cuck, war crimes
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
bit of both
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Very. I'll wait 3 dates, I don't want to waste my time.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
affection, support, sex
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you
kindness
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Prefer irl. Online is a maybe.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
No to both - financial risk.
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Never been on a date. Had gf in high school, didn't get far.
>Favorite Anime:
Welcome to the NHK, Queen's Blade
>Favorite Manga
Negima, My Balls
>Favorite Sport
Don't like sport but I go to the gym
>Favorite Vidya
Tales of Xillia 2, Far Cry 3, GTA SA, Project Diva
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
MLP, ATHF
>Favorite TV show
Boston Legal
>Mental illness
Autism or aspergers (non-diagnosed)
>What are you doing for the summer?
Working
>What country do you live in?
Australia
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Japan
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
Indonesia
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count
Left me for my best friend, whole group of friends turned against me
>Do you drink?
No
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
titfuck
>What do you think a relationship is?
desire + practicality + commitment
>Can you cook?
No but I can learn. I occasionally try baking.

>>37189475
>Lain's good, but it doesn't have that Anno pacing that sets his stuff apart
That was my feeling, last time I saw it, but I figured I may have missed something, since so many anons regard it more highly. I've heard the PSX game adds some context, at least. I was impressed Anno even managed to make Shin Godzilla work in his usual fashion, though. Here's hoping 3+1 isn't shit, because 3.33 really felt like a letdown aside from the Shinji+Kaworu stuff.

>>37189546
The Mgtow guy?

>Age: 18
>Height 5'11
>Weight 137
>Dick Size: 8inchs with 6 inch girtb
>Where's your ancestry from: white
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship: long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time): Mostly libertarian I guess idk
>Fetish: pee :^)
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?: both
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?: I can wait but I'd prefer to just do it when it feels right
>What are you looking for in a relationship?: friendship and love
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor): humor, open minded, fun.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?: both but I would like to meet eventually
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?: I'm not sure
>Do you have any past experience dating?: yes recently my girlfriend of 8 months online, broke up with me for an irl guy:/
>Favorite Anime: code geass
>Favorite Manga: highschool of the dead
>Favorite Sport: soccer?
>Favorite Vidya: super smash Bros melee
>Favorite /co/ cartoon: Rick and morty or adventure time
>Favorite TV show: sherlock
>Mental illness: depression and anxiety
>What are you doing for the summer?: working
>What country do you live in?: USA, Georgia
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?: probably just a different state
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?: north Korea or Phillipines idk.
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had. Describe in crushing detail or it doesn't count: egirlfriend left me for irl chad and I only found out through her social media. Hurt real bad

>>37189546
#6151, I guess that's important to add

>>37189572
Who? I just made my account

>>37189579
>Do you drink?: yes
>If yes how often?: not often enough
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage: idk
>Do you smoke?: Yeah weed
>Drugs?: Yeah but not opiates
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?: have secks with her :3
>What do you think a relationship is?: trust and deep friendship
>Can you cook?: it's my job

>>37187573
>Age:
23
>Height:
6'0"
>Weight:
175 lbs
>Dick Size:
6.5 in
>Where's your ancestry from?
Poland
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship:
Either or
>Political Beliefs/Ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time):
Neutral
>Fetish:
Light femdom, Ass
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Sub
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Kinda important and want to do it with the right person.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
To have fun with each other and make each other feel happy.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
kindness
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I can do both
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes but much later in the future.
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yes
>Favorite Anime:
gurren lagann
>Favorite Manga:
Spirit Circle
>Favorite Sport
Volleyball
>Favorite Vidya
Titan's Quest
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Venture Brothers
>Favorite TV show
Twin Peaks
>Mental illness
None
>What are you doing for the summer?
Nothing special. Trying to improve my cooking and find a job. Maybe learn archery as well
>What country do you live in?
USA
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Canada
>Do you drink?
Yes
>If yes how often?
Once a month maybe
>Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage
whiskey
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Anal
>What do you think a relationship is?
A bond between two people who care for each other and make sure that the other person is happy.
>Can you cook?
Yes

>>37189570
>3.0 + 1
I'm not too worried about the reboots. Shin Godzilla got me excited to see what his other stuff will be. That movie was 80% fish eyed gooks talking about made up science or politics and it was still incredibly exciting

>>37189597
A YouTube guy who still does Mgtow videos, for some reason. His name is Mr. Sandman

>>37189559
It won't be when you end up looking like the JUST memes

>>37189648
I'm already there. It's not like my looks are going to change much

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>22
>5'8"
>hamplanet, dangerously obese
>6.5x5
>Irish/British
>Long term
>Don't care
>A whole lot that make no sense
>In between socially, not dom or sub
>I could do without it if they didn't mind me jerking off
>Don't know how to word it better than "okay living a life with only what we need"
>Online
>Not really, but if we were to have children I'd want to marry before we have them, other than that I couldn't care for the idea marriage
>No
>Space Dandy
>Sundome
>Basketball
>Anything cuhrazy
>Avatar
>Always Sunny
>Maybe, never seen anyone
>Nothing
>Not America
>Probably America
>Eh
>Never dated
>Yes
>Occasionally
>Cider
>Yes, but quitting soon
>I'm okay with them
>Eh
>Friendship where you want to live with the person because you like them so much, someone you meld with better than others
>A little, I don't do it much but when I do it's enjoyable and I want to learn how to properly

>>37189653
This is bait right?

Oregano

>>37188839
Hi you sound cute! I'm 19 so I don't know if you'd consider that but if you would do you have a discord?

>>37189640
Oh well, that's cool I guess

>>37189684
You're a guy fucking with people, aren't you?

>>37187782
Just for future reference I'm not Scottish by nationality, and I don't have a Scottish accent.

>>37189717
Oh well good luck tryna find a grill that's interested here out of all places before you get b&. Probably only gonna attract the attention of dudes

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>>37189803
>gurren lagann is playing in backround

>>37189850
Only 12 and already starting to rp :^)

Also just realized his pepe is only 5kb and called download.png did this cuck steal the thumbnail of the pepe I posted earlier wtf

>>37189231
>>37189418
Here is my version of what I think is the most important.
>Age
>Height
>Weight
>What country do you live in?
>Where's your ancestry from?
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
>Would you be willing to move if you found some one special?
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
>Political beliefs/ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time)
>Religious beliefs
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
>Do you drink?
>If yes how often?
>Do you smoke?
>Drugs?
>List 5 hobbies/things you like to do
>If you could drop a couple nukes or
large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?

>>37189886
>Would you be willing to move if you found some one special?
Get rid of this one
Same with the Dom sub question
Keep the anime/manga/TV show, but change /co/ to movie, and then you have a stellar list that may still be too long

>>37189714
sorry to make you sad but I was born a girl

>>37189946
You're ugly
You're a whore

>>37189963
ugly probably yeah

>>37189886
>Age
21
>Height
5'9
>Weight
140 lbs
>What country do you live in?
US
>Where's your ancestry from?
Scotland
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship
Long
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Love, support, etc.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Online to f2f
>Would you be willing to move if you found some one special?
Yes
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes and yes
>Political beliefs/ideology (lets not turn it into a circlejerk this time)
Ethnonationalist/Far Right
>Religious beliefs
Bad Catholic
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Mix
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have no be with you (like patience, humor)
Relaxed attitude, caring, kind
>Do you drink?
No
>If yes how often?
No
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No
>List 5 hobbies/things you like to do
Vidya, Read, Shipost, Talk to e-friends, learn about history
>If you could drop a couple nukes or
large asteroid on any nation which one would it be?
China
Line up here ladies

>>37189973
Shitty hygiene too, I bet

>>37189946
How dare you be born a female!
Can't you see that it's right to change your gender to male!