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That he wanted you to have all the opportunity in the world but you still managed to fuck it up

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>>37286634
oh no an ugly straight white male in a liberal country in 2017, you're being genocided and forced-feminized and reverse-racisted, and the feminists are ruining your life you poor baby

>>37287100
>>37287168

Kill yourselves, you SJW pieces of turd. 8 more years!

>>37286462
I'm sure you'll figure it out. Trial and error eh?

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>>37286462
jump from something up high, fall head first so you don't suffer.

>>37286462
you won't kill yourself and that's what you're afraid of most.

opening your eye, knowing you exist in a world that's shitting on you mercilessly and your mind is going crazy and your chemicals associated with social dominance are fucked because you're not socially dominant so you're depressed and in pain similar to chronic pain

idk how to help you, I can't even save myself.

I just fucking hate this world, myself, my genes, everything. I'm a loser at life and I should have been better. The feminists say one thing then cuck you into your own grave, the new alt right conservatives just want you to kys.

there's nothing, I am nothing.

I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE WITHOUT LIVING!!!

THERE'S TOO MUCH I MISSED OUT ON!!

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Pretty sure that young man is under 18.

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>>37286516
He's from chaturbate. They have to prove their age with IDs

>>37286421
I whored myself out to older guys, because they will pay for you just to suck their dick or even suck you off.
I made at least 5k off of CL old guy easily. While I mostly stopped, I still have 1 client.

Seriously, if you are young and decent looking, there's no real reason not to

>>37286138
>>>/adv/

You're just here to taunt us. I spend all my fucking time trying to hold the interest of femanons who will inevitably ghost me.

Also is there a way to go in with no lube, just with saliva maybe?
Cause it's kinda messy and we both prefer our body fluids to industrial water based things.
I don't want to hurt her by going raw of course but maybe with enough experience... What do you say ?

>>37286138
Get yourself a beta to eat and finger your girlfriend's ass daily while she watches her soap operas or whatever 3D women do. It's not like you'd ever eat it so you may as well let a beta get off while helping you out at the same time.

>>37286095
jus b yermself broiv

>>37286095
>She wants my credit card number
>I only have debit

FUCK

>>37286095
>she says there's no sign up or bullshit
>there is

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what's this thread meant to be?

>>37286083
asdasdfdasdfasdfsfdsfdsadfsadfasdasdasdsfdsdsdasdasdfasdfasdfasfdafsd

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>>37286083
It isn't morning anymore, dummy. Not ever again.

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>>37285994
dropout and go work for macdonalds

Absolutely pathetic, might as well drop out instead of looking like a huge loser.

>>37285994
Are you at least properly cheating?>>37285994

yes please i want

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>>37286072
Make me your little knot slut..

>>37285988
I do! I do! Would it be okay if I kissed you during, or played with your breasts, or held your hand? May I eat you out and fuck you afterwards, please??

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>>37285795
You're not going to make it anon.

Maybe you should eat fresh?

i used to be like op.

now i take amphetamines and smoke darts to shove my hunger into the back of my mind

Why don't soda drinkers just switch to coke zero?

>>37285776
Niggers are allright! They play good music.

>>37285776
I may have cool hair now, but I'm still fucked.

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>>37285776
Hey, Wilson, have you seen that Carter guy? What a freakin hippie, man. We should go to the disco tonight, get some of that ebony poontang.

it's never too late. Just practise

>>37285774
I don't think so.
It's just about practice.
I started at 23, and everything's horrible, I'm too into perfecting everyghing I draw, and one drawing goes for months. But I'm happy with the result.
It's not too late. It will just be harder the older you get, but not impossible.

>>37285774
not true anon, i started at 22 and became extremely good in just under 6months, dont draw that much though now, in those 6months, especially at the start i was drawing from morning till bed time

But Mary Jane never turns you down

are spics the lowest tier race?
all the other races they have things that they excel at but with spics i can't think of anything they're good at.

>>37285779

Home construction, they're the overwhelming majority of builders.

It's undervalued and skilled labor.

The most annoying part of a Chad is not their success, but their delusion that they're successful due to their own hard work or for some reason they have some outstanding personality trait they developed themselves which help them get up in the social hierarchy. When in reality its their genetics that caused the chad to develop such attitudes. The chad thinks this is how reality really is for everyone else because he has never been in a the other side of the fence. He's constantly receiving positive stimuli which assist the Chad to achieve his dreams.

>>37285515
haha this shit can be a bit less smelly and disease ridden!
haha there are people who have it worst than you so stfu
haha nothing is ever enough so you can't even get what you wish for and be satisfied
haha life is shit how dare you hold life up to the expectations you had for it as a kid
haha just delude yourself and become a part of our steam shit kingdom
fuck

>>37285668
I had to learn how to play rugby, i had to learn how to play VB, i got to the national team of volleyball by training. There's no such thing as "music genes", i'm still in two bands. You don't get into med school by winning the "genetic lottery".

Genes are just about potential. Yes not everyone can become a chad, but everyone can avoid being a NEET.

HNGHHH gib sauce nao

>>37285384
>how many girls have you fucked?
3

>where's your favorite place to cum on/in them?
poon feels best

4

Inside, w/o condom. Last gf was on pill and we both STD checked, so it was fun. She was chubby, so overcompensated in the bedroom, w/ anal, bdsm, good oral, etc, but I broke up as she wasn't fun to look at.

>>37285304
>First: Did you ever have a prostate orgasm?
No
>Second: Did you ever eat your own cum?
Yea, it tastes good.

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>>37285304
>First: Did you ever have a prostate orgasm?
No yet, but I want it so fucking much.
>Second: Did you ever eat your own cum?
Yeah, but just a little by accident. I still want to fill my mouth with.

once with a sharpie

I used to do it all the time when I was a teenager