Holy shit bros what do I say? I don't want to fuck this up

>>37286095
jus b yermself broiv

>>37286095
>She wants my credit card number
>I only have debit

FUCK

>>37286095
>she says there's no sign up or bullshit
>there is

Turn off your firewall and click on ok obviously. (Gotta turn off firewall to communicate effectively)

>>37286095
>"Not before you eat this bowl of eggs"

You'll probably get cucked by a nigger just like a real girl

>>37286095
>she says she'll turn on her cam just for me
>she's nowhere to be found
why? why?

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I'm in the same boat OP. She seems like she might be into me but I don't know how to seal the deal

Are there people who actually fall for this shit?
You'd think it would have a 100% failure rate, but if that was the case no one would make the effort to be creating these things.
Thinking about it from an economic standpoint, enough people have to be falling for this for it to be PROFITABLE. The implications on human intelligence that idea brings into question is frightening.

>>37286095
Play it cool, dude. Ask her if she has any Trojans.

>>37286165
Love how the distance is measured in minutes.

>>37286177
Blame Pajeet.

>>37286177
Third worlders and horny grandpas.

>>37286165
i like a woman who won't take no for an answer

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>>37286177

I've seen so many comments on porn videos where the guys seem to think the girl is going to read their comments. They leave email addresses and things like that. There's a frightening amount of retards out there

>>37286114

My grandmom still thinks this. I've told her multiple times she can order things with her debit card but she doesn't believe me.

>>37286232
I've been thinking about going on the India tag on Omegle trying to get Indians to send me money through catfishing.

They can afford a computer in fucking India so they have to be upper-caste. Doesn't mean they're any smarter.

>>37286095
lol omg she's not real, it's a scam, rofl lmao xD

>>37286257

It could be worth a try. They do the same thing to people. I used to pretend to be a girl online and tricked multiple girls (and probably some also-fake girls) into sending me nudes. There were a couple I talked to for a long time. I got pretty good at pretending to be a girl. Never got anything out of it but those sweet pix though.

>>37286295

You pretended to be a girl, and got nudes from other girls??

How did that work? Were they all lesbians?

>>37286304

Either lesbians or pretending to be lesbians just like me. I used to find different AIM chatrooms and just chat girls up.

>>37286304

I had a few sets of actual girls and I'd send clothed ones first just as a "hey here's me :p" and get progressively dirtier as we went on. Good times.