I'm going to have to kill myself a week from now, what is

>>37286462
I'm sure you'll figure it out. Trial and error eh?

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>>37286462
jump from something up high, fall head first so you don't suffer.

>>37286462
you won't kill yourself and that's what you're afraid of most.

opening your eye, knowing you exist in a world that's shitting on you mercilessly and your mind is going crazy and your chemicals associated with social dominance are fucked because you're not socially dominant so you're depressed and in pain similar to chronic pain

idk how to help you, I can't even save myself.

I just fucking hate this world, myself, my genes, everything. I'm a loser at life and I should have been better. The feminists say one thing then cuck you into your own grave, the new alt right conservatives just want you to kys.

there's nothing, I am nothing.

I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE WITHOUT LIVING!!!

THERE'S TOO MUCH I MISSED OUT ON!!

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>>37286616
It's not even this, This world cannot give me a break.

I'm doomed.

if you want to kill yourself, might as well play a game called blue whale, it'll make you kill yourself

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>>37286462
Go find a banks executive offices, kill a bank ceo or a ceo of a large company, then jump out of a window for both the experience of skydiving and a quick death

Superglue your hands on your head and hang yourself with barbed tape so it looks like you pulled your own head off and die like a badass

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>>37286790
don't kill yourself anon, I'll miss you
We can talk if you have kik?

>tfw observer effect

bitch im on spectator mode permanently. find your inner self nigas!!!!

>>37287330
Can barbed tape really cut your head from your body?
And if it can do you have proof like a pic or something?
Also it would be really fucking painful to hang yourself with that, choking on your blood while the metal cuts slowly but with persistance in your neck, feeling desesperate for a breath of air without any of your blood getting in your way without anyway to escape this short but eternal suffering that you brought yourself into.

>>37287553
>he was being a dick

>>37287601
Isn't everybody that encourages anybody to go through this a dick?
Some people might be trying to be ironic and edgy but some people might take that irony and edgyness as a fact.

>>37287601
You bet I was

>>37287660
i know, there are very hateful beings among us

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>>37286462
Jump off a tall building. Don't be a pussy about it, and that's not me being an asshole. Once you're up there, and especially once you're falling, you won't be scared. Or you can just perform a shooting and get a lethal injection.

This thread is a reminder to me... If you don't work or better your self, you end up a suicidal NEET on /r9k/

I MUST ESCAPE

>>37287738
how come you won't do it tho?

>>37286462
Jump off a tall building or bridge. You should do it soon since you are such a piece of shit, but I doubt you will because you are nothing but a giant fuck up.

>>37287783
lol
>i hAs teh powah!!

go fer it

>>37287811
The world is truly uncaring and cold. I don't want to work at wallmart for the rest of my life. I don't want never leave my house and post on /r9k/ forever. If I don't work, I will surely die. If I don't study, I will never be able to stop working.

>>37287717
It's somehow a combination of jealousy and hatred.
People uncapable of taking their lifes usually encourage other people to do it by painful and long deaths or by quick and painless deaths, that depends on the level of anger the guy in question has.

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>>37287888
It's not that deep you retard. Some of us just hate everyone and everything and just want the human race to dwindle.

I personally hate people that make constant "I'm going to kill myself" threads feeding for attention like a spoiled high school girl.

No one really gives a fuck if you live or die, if you want to go kill yourself follow the Nike slogan and just do it you insufferable faggots.

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>>37287981
I guess that's one point i missed.
I focused a little bit too much on my viewpoint.

Anyhow is OP going to do it or is he just another faggot that wants attention?

>>37288049
Most people that post on the internet that they are going to kill themselves rarely do, it's attention seeking behavior.

Real suicidal people don't take the time they just pull the trigger, jump or chug the pills.

There was a kid in my social circle in college, pretty normal guy was quiet most of the time and he jumped to his death without a peep or single sign one afternoon. Comparatively there is one dumb bitch in my social circle that posts suicidal threats on social media near constantly for the attention.

>everyone mean gets a reply
>the one person who seems like they care is ignored

Ok.jpg

>>37288125
Ah..
I see that we can both agree on something.
Good to see that there is still some decent thinking in this normie filled shithole.

Wich i rarely come back to anymore