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Dubs I text my oneitis
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No luck m8
feels batman
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>>37456982
do it right now you tremendous faggot
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>>37456982
Why are we such sad pieces of shit?

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I see that a majority people on this board have perception that your life's easier just because you're a girl
You should change that perception into "every attractive female has an easier life". Living as a ugly girl is just sad.
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There's always an audience though. A girl that's ugly can still get laid or worshiped by other fugly men
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>>37457002
No, ugly men would rather fuck his hand than fugly woman
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>>37457032
if you'd like to keep telling yourself that.

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Which MBTIs are most like/most likely to have which mental disorders
>xSTP: psychopathy
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>>37456802
ISTP here
Feelsgoodbro
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INTJ: Asperger's Syndrome
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>>37457553
Can confirm

being INTJ is suffering

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It's Friday night

Watcha niggers drinking?
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>>37456764
Water, what else?
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>>37456794
10/10 raged hard
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chambord and home brewed mead.,its a odd combo, even more so combined

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Normie lifestyle leads to higher levels of happiness due to exposure to other people. Humans are social creatures meaning that being around other people naturally makes us happier. Why would you commit yourself to being a robot?
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Sometimes being a neet is the only choice we have...
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i dont have to prove you wrong cuz you're already right . seriously do people actually think being a NEET is better?
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>>37456762

>three posts
>two posters

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WAAAAAAAGGGGGGIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>*picks up a handful of screaming wagies and throws them into the river*
TIIICCCCCKKKKKK
>*picks up a bus full of wagies and shakes it*
TOCCKKKKKKK
>*uses a group of wagies on their lunch break as a napkin*
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>>37456698
This shows wagies who the boss is.
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>shakes bus full of wagies
this one is too much
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>>37456698
Looks like you just killed a bus load of people on their way to the chicken factory. Looks like no more tendies for you.

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why haven't you hit the weights today, anon?
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>>37456470
I'm going to do it later. I run in the mornings, and lift at night.
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>>37456943
I did nigger. I did chest and back this morning, and chest (again) and legs just now. 4.5 hours in the gym today. Fuck you, fucking kike. Why do you try to make us feel bad about ourselves? I guarantee that you are no better than any of us. I also bet that you suck cocks as a hobby. I'm not big now, but let's meet up in 1 year and see how much you will run your frog mouth, you fucking yid
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>>37456943
Sorry, didn't mean to respond directly to you. My anger blinded my judgement; this was meant for op

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p-p-poo poo peepee...
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My reaction to this post
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>>37456468
but seriously wtf
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Reply to this post with your phone number and bank details or burt reynolds will shit on your dog tonight.

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As time passes, Im drowning deeper in my NEETdom, I can't even see the surface anymore, can't even think about a way to fix my life, at 26 my life seems to be over already.
I spend my time watching anime showing me people discovering their true selves, love, adventure, reminding me how meaningless my life is.
I watch so much porn I simply despise women, I think they're all sadistic psycho bitches who will cheat on you on the first opportunity they get without feeling any guilt, I don't even find them pretty anymore, all I see is a sack of flesh waiting to ger pounded by cocks.
I have literally zero friend, never been invited at any party, no social life, no professional life... No life at all.
I feel powerless, I see no way out though.
I don't wanna work because fuck coworkers, getting up early, getting yelled at, interacting with people...
Don't wanna study, fuck being surrounded by successful 17yo fuckers, fuck studying for years for a worthless degree. I don't even know what job I'd want to do.
I wish I could travel and see wonderful settings but not enough to bring motivation.

I guess I'll just rot in my room a little longer today.
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Stopping porn is priority #1, I'm in a similar situation except I have a job and am working toward a STEM degree. I was never that good in school, gpa dropped considerably senior year, I just have the aptitude for Mechanical Engineering. I'm wasting away as well, which is why I'm quitting porn. After which I'll have the energy and motivation to go to the YMCA and work out again. Quitting porn will also help me appreciate girls again and restore my motivation to talk to them. Get a hobby and get out of the house, away from your computer to keep yourself busy, get some anti-porn software and quit porn. You'll find the motivation to get your life back on track.
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>>37456597
>similar situation except I have a job and am working toward a STEM degree

Fuck off normie you're literally miles awayfrom my situation you fucking dumbfuck, FUCK OFF
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>>37456408
Same here OP. Also same age. Almost living the exact same life. I'm in school because I can justify my neetdom to my parents.

Spent the """best""" years of my life in social isolation.

I don't know what to do. Khhv. I'm waiting for a fembot to save me from this hell.

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>At work
>Boss wants to talk to me
>She says I've been getting a lot of positive reception lately
>Tell her I'm happy to hear that
>She says she thinks I'm a really 'interesting' guy
>I say thank you
>She says she wants to add me on Facebook if that's okay
>Confused at this request
>I tell her I don't have a Facebook
>She asks me if I'm serious
>I tell her 100%
>She says "Really?"
>I tell her yes
>She says if I don't want to add her it's okay
>I tell her I really don't have one
>She asks me how don't I have one, it's 2017
>I tell her I have no reason to have one
>She still doesn't believe me
>I ask if that's all I'd like to go to work, it's a busy day
>She reluctantly says okay
>Boss has been in a sour mood with me since then
>Found out from coworkers she's been asking them if they knew my Facebook
>Don't know why she doesn't believe me
Is it that abnormal not to have one? It's not like I'm a teenager.
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>>37456402
Its kinda weird.
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She's just a retarded normie who can't comprehend why you wouldn't have social media.
Also she wants to fuck
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>>37456402
She's acting odd, but you should have offered your phone number or something.

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>2017
>doesn"t drink water
>still drinks disgusting soda


what are you? a fat americuck adicted to sugar?
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The McChicken tastes like shit,
fatties tell me it is the hit.

They also claim it tastes nice,
personally I prefer rice.

All those additives make them sick,
while the fat gives them their kick.

Me and my daughter,
we prefer pure water.
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I drink both.

Stay mad, cuck
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Soda is painful to drink.

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Sooooooo I thought I was bisexual and wanted to suck dicks but it turns out it was just a month long phase and me lashing out to get attention from random people on the internet. The problem is I have these two gay guys who I'd been chatting with and sending pics to. How do I cut communication with them?
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>>37456284
just tell them the truth
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>>37456284
>hey I'm sorry but I'm actually a girl catfishing you gay guys. Sorry for lying to you :(
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>>37456284
It's too late. You are gonna have to be gay forever now

How would you react if this was your daughter?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1496045182520.webm
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ching chong ping pong huaa sagudaa kicku my dateru
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>>37456263
any Chinese anons here who can translate
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>>37456263
Exquisite fap material

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Whats the first thought that comes into your mind when seeing pic related?
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>>37456123
>Fucking bitches.
Literally my first thought.
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>>37456123
They look scary. I'm uncomfortable looking at the picture.
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Purple is really a stupid color for schools.

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>OMG Chad is so talented!!!!
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>some fag starts playing "inspirational" music while he's hitting a speed bag
>his friend is recording it for snapchat
Why do they do this, what's wrong with them?
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>>37456111
How the fuck am I ever meant to compete with that?
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>>37456111
Nice trips.

That's pretty cool. Gotta respect skill, even from Chad.

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