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>OMG Chad is so talented!!!!

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>OMG Chad is so talented!!!!
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>some fag starts playing "inspirational" music while he's hitting a speed bag
>his friend is recording it for snapchat
Why do they do this, what's wrong with them?
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>>37456111
How the fuck am I ever meant to compete with that?
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>>37456111
Nice trips.

That's pretty cool. Gotta respect skill, even from Chad.
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>>37456111

I can actually do that though.
I live in bumfuck nowhere and as a teen used to spin sticks around like that and pretend I was having medieval battles.

Yes I'm autistic before you ask.
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>>37456311
By having blonde hair and blue eyes. Nick Bateman is a shiteyed subhuman, girls love Aryans
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>>37456311
By punching him in the face and not having useless skills
being a jester is not a good thing
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>>37456347
That's pretty cool, anon. I'd love to do autistic LARP shit like that.
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>>37456422
blond hair is cuck tier, light eyes + dark hair is GOAT
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>>37456111
I can do that too, I've been oing that for years.
I can even do it with fire on the ends of the stick.

I'm ugly though.
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>>37456422
As an arayan, myself, I have to disagree.
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>BEEEEEER XD

Annoyed me more than anything else in that
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>>37456111

How can one human have so many positive dice rolls.
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>>37456111
>sips beer
hahaha
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>>37456422
This guy looks like comically generic.

If you guys actually think women consider this the epitome of attractiveness you clearly have never left the house.
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>>37456819
all dice rolls are positive
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>>37457183
can you post a non-generic good looking guy?
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>>37457200

Hahahaha, no.

Rolling manlet is NOT positive, rolling ugly is NOT positive, rolling nonwhite is NOT positive. Don't give me any of that shit.
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>>37456111
I love chad
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>>37457183
I am female and I think this guy is 9/10..... I have also fucked at least 100 boys so trust me I know hot or not
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>>37457231
>>37457183
Post what you think women consider the epitome of attractiveness, i'm curious
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>>37457183
>comically generic
>epitome of attractiveness
are you still in high school?

anyway, there's a reason that look is so popular.
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>>37457234
are you confused by what a dice roll is?
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>>37457234
All of those statuses depend on origin zone chance. Their +/- status shifts depending on zone and attractiveness is subjective. Play with your hand or log out faggot.
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>>37456422
yet 90% of all the hot guys in hollywood are dark haired with dark or light eyes, while blonde men are either fags or soon to be bred out cause of their cuck genes. Weird huh??
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>>37457231
Jjddnnkk
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>>37456422
>those (((features)))
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>>37456422
He just looks like he's an asshole. You can see it in his expression. Why though? When you're that attractive you have no reason to be a dick to anyone.
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>>37456569

>light eyes + dark hair is GOAT


agreed anon
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>>37457231
Not that guy, but he's right. He does look somewhat generic, but most attractive men do because there's only a few things that make a man attractive and those are good jawline/chin, low body fat percentage and "hunter" eyes.
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>>37457335
JUST BEE URSELF BRAH
I hat this man so much
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>>37456111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
i can do it better
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>>37456422
You don't actually believe this, right?
Girls don't give a shit about eye or hair color, facial aesthetics are all about bone structure
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>>37457383
The guy you posted looks too baby faced to be attractive.
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>>37457380
Why do you post in every thread
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>>37457231
Guy from MGMT

Bit of an easy target because he has nice hair and nice eyes but he isn't the Chad archetype. All I remember every time this band got brought up around a female when I was in school was "How hot the lead singer was"

>>37457270
What females consider attractive is so goddamn intangible it may as well be random. It's pointless to try and understand it.

Mac Demarco, Prince, James Gandalfini, Jason Segal, LeafyIsHere

There are some easy pickings with some things that are easy for women to like like Jon Snow but even then people mostly just laugh at him because he looks like such a pretty boy it's comical. I've heard more girls say they thought Ramsay turned them on than Jon Snow.

>>37457335
>>37457380
>>37457383
>>37457387
Dude, no. You have a 5 year old's understanding of human attraction
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>>37457387
you literally just have to bee urself
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>>37457380
Leave you vapid faggot
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>>37457414
>>37457425
stay mad lolol
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>>37457412
He's still attractive, just not the generic type of attractive like pic related.
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>>37457380

You look like you take dick
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>>37457437
I will I guess? The only attention you get is people telling you to fuck off
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>>37457466
don't project your latent homosexuality onto me anon
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>tfw you'll never be a manly 40 year old guy
>tfw you'll forever be a fat babyfaced loser
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>>37457482

You don't know what a projection is
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>>37457398
Keep telling yourself that everyday Pajeet. Brown eyed men can never be higher than 7/10.
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>>37457492
That's what I'll look like if I ever reach 40, my jaw is just a little more curved
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>>37457335
I knew someone would post that guy, kek. I personally don't find him that attractive but I guess I see the appeal... He looks kinda old now though
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>>37457414
just block him. he cheated with a shitton of plastic surgery anyways
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>>37457506
lol gee look at this here 7/10
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>>37457538
Looks like a disgusting hapa male. 6/10.
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>>37457506
They can if they're white
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>>37457532
>he cheated with a shitton of plastic surgery anyways

that's the first i've heard that one, usually they say i'm wearing contacts in my eyes
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>>37457564
Looks like he's sucking his cheeks in lol
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>>37457526
JUUUST

And to think he was Lookism's God once.
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>>37457563
ahaha

>male model with a net worth of 170 million
>just another 6/10 in my book!
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>>37457506
Kek. Why am I so sure you look like pic related?
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>>37457380
That's p ugly desu
Find a model instead to capitalize on the point you're trying to make
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>tfw look like a 14 year old retard
>tfw you'll never be a cool surfer Chad
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>>37457538
Chico looks so angelic there. He will never be topped, EVER.

Barrettfags need to die in a fire.
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>Tfw Brown hair and blue eyes and
6'4
>Tfw no gf
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>>37457506
What about brown-eyed white women? Can they be higher than 7/10?
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>>37457506
>/pol/ told me women want aryan men, so it must be true
I'm blue eyed and have dirty blonde hair. I also have shit facial structure, with a weak jawline and chin. This is all that matters
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>>37457603
t. 2/10 sperg with a chip on his shoulder
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>>37457538
He is so originally cute.
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>>37456422
>girls love Aryans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>37457638
Those glasses he is wearing are pissing me off
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>tfw you'll never be a 6'8" manmore god
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>>37457692
Um, sweetie, that's a jew.
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>>37456755
The mere sight of a beer bottle annoyed you? autism.
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>>37457713
Holy fuck

Is this grandmaster chad?
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>>37457713
He's literally perfect.
>aryan
>201cm or 6'8"
>impeccable hair and hairline
>massive body
>massive jaw, perfect facial features
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>>37457713
him and sarah mcdaniel need to have babies
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>>37456111

It really depends on the girl.
All of the men in this thread have some attractive features but none of them are drop dead gorgeous in my book.
None of the guys i dated had much in common looks wise but some things i notice are
>>Vivid colored eyes with thick yet defined eyebrows
(no unibrow please)
>>masculine jawlines,
not attracted to face shapes like
>>37457412(too feminine) >>37457417(weird chin)
>>Healthy hair is important, some girls like it buzzed but that's not my thing.
(I prefer at least 2 inches myself)

>>37457446
Objectively, this is the most attractive man posted so far but his generic shaved head takes off a few points for me

It's best to assume different people are always going to want different things.
As a side note though, a fairly recent poll revealed that men and women both find brunettes to be more attractive than blondes.
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>>37457506
>Brown eyed men can never be higher than 7/10.
Nope, facial structure is more important my aryan friend.
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>>37457713
Daily reminder that he used to weigh 130lbs (at 6'8"). He's a 260 lbs God now. This is what impeccable genetics look like. He gained 130lbs of pure muscle mass.
He's a god among men.
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>>37457880
He looks like a goofy spic.
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>>37456311
Do you know how to play an instrument? Do you paint? Do you sing? Do you do anything other than play video games?
>>37456347
This is impressive to no one.
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>>37457880
>He is balding

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>37457828
she looks like a downie desu
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>>37457627
>tfw no ASMR gf
how can someone be this perfect?
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>>37457931
Yeah her face is pretty average desu
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>>37457929
hahahaha so much for chad status
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>>37457828
I wonder what their kids would look like.
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>>37457380
>patchy "beard" that will never fully grow in
>long hair
>all those stray eyebrows
>bumpy nose
What the fuck, you don't actually think you look good, do you? Ask for paper the next time you go grocery shopping.
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>>37456111
>No blonde hair
>No blue eyes
>Tanned
>Brown nipples
He's a nigger to my standards
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>>37458013
t. 2/10 bitter autismo
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>>37457929
He is not balding. Do you also think being able to see your scalp when your hair is wet means you're balding?
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>>37458052
thought this was shane dawson kek
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>>37458052
You look like trash and you have a fat guy's mouth.
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>>37456111
Are Chad's considered hot?
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>>37458052
>trying this hard to look sexy
It's not working. You are not attractive.
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>>37458052
You look more like my brother than my actual brother
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>>37457713
there's literally no hope in getting laid when this is the type of man you compete with.
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>>37458094
You are not even in the same solar system as grandmaster Chad. If anything he would help you out since you are not a threat.
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>>37456461
>punches chad in face
>OMG Chad are you okay?
>I can't believe that psycho punched you. like, what a creep
>wanna go back to my place, i can stitch you up
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>>37458071
>>37458080
what's it like being this salty?
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>>37457880
>weird ears
>that JUST hairline
>patchy eyebrows
not exactly chad material
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>>37458129
What's it Iike being a fat fuck?
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>>37458129
>eyebrow stubble
How often do you have to shave your unibrow?
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>>37456422
>>37457335
>>37457383
>>37457417
>>37457424
>>37457446
>>37457492
>>37457538
>>37457564
>>37457610
>>37457713
>>37457880
All of them could get it t b h. You robots have great taste
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>>37458149
>>37458153
keep trying boys :)

this smile is 4 u
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>>37458139
He is, with longer hair.
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>>37457380
lol the b8
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>>37458181
I mean you are a good looking guy. A bit narcissistic though, not a good quality to have.
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>>37458181
>greasy skin
>that shit on your nose
You're pathetic.
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>>37458231
i really am full of myself

it's fun to watch the incels sperg out whenever i post pics though. i don't even post pictures on my instagram. i just do it for the lulz
>>
You can be blonde you just can't be super bright, no eyebrows and weak looking nordcuck "blonde"

Think of a young leonardo dicaprio
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>>37457245
speaking from a girl perspective as a female girl, i agree, girl-wise
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>>37458260
I don't think anyone is sperging out, you are just not very attractive, average at best. I've seen better looking ''robots'' in post your picture threads and everyone would compliment them
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>>37458288
>"what the fuck was that you just said about my hair, bro?"
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>>37458387
t. bitter sperg trying to act like he's not buttblasted
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>>37458260
No one's sperging out you're just an attention whore
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>>37458181

You look alot better when you shave. Definitely need to work on your attitude though
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>>37456192
retards, im tellin ya.
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>>37458419
>i'm not sperging out i swear

>you're such an attention whore let me just keep giving you attention


like pottery
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>>37458169
>implying they would give it to you
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>>37458560
Of course they would, Chads would fuck anything, trust me i know.
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>>37458181
You're so hot, Kyle
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>>37458169
pls be my gf
oreggydeggy
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>>37458655
are you high?

originally postily family
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>>37456111
Kyle looks like a bitch and I look better than him when I'm not bulking and bloated from Roids. I would also squeeze his spine out his ass in front if his gf then lay her.
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>>37458169
Those pics are reposts. DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES.
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>>37458169
I wouldnt touch this nigger smelly pussy cunt whore.
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>>37456422
>implying
well first of all true aryans are the ones with dark hair/brown eyes, light eyes/hair are snowniggers who are disgusting and the actual subhumans. mediterraneans/southerners are overall better ranging from higher iq to bigger dicks
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>>37457412
is that GeT_RiGhT
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>>37456422

Kek no. Girls just love the squinty eyes. Chad can have any eye or hair color for some reason. Chad can make anything look good
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>>37457380

How long is your hair? Pic?

origy
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>>37457638

Saved aha

666
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>>37457183
Research shows that people like "generic" faces. Don't ask me to substantiate that, because I won't bother, and it won't be any less true. People seek out symmetry and normality in human faces, because that's an indicator of health and reproductive advantage.

Yes, women will gush over little "flaws" in a guy's apperance, but those flaws are only attractive because they stand out. A few distinguishing asymmetries or flaws on an otherwise symmetrical and perfect face add character. On a face that's already fucked-up, asymmetrical, and indicative of shitty genes, they're just another detractor from attractiveness. Women don't like the little flaws when there's nothing but little flaws; they like three or four little flaws or idiosyncrasies that add character to an otherwise perfect Chad-face.

Again, not gonna bother substantiating this to spoon-feed lazy people, but look at what happens when you plug a bunch of photos into a face generator and then take the average of all of them. That's attractive. Why? Because deviation from normality is visually unattractive.

Next week's episode: Women generally like their men uniform in personality, too.
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>>37457627

The more naked a woman is the hotter she is perceived to be. Guys don't care about eyes keky
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>>37457713
>>37457796
>>37457801

Chad is evolving. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>37457828

Keep posting

originalll
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>>37457303
It's a figure of speech you retard
>>
if a non-chad did that he'd be labeled as some autistic loser
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>>37457398
Horseshit. Women gush over men's eyes all the time. Granted, there's no standard tier-list for eye color (people have "brands"), but eyes that are stunning are almost universally attractive, and women gush openly about getting lost in them all the time. Same with eyelashes. You've never heard a woman talk about how jealous she is that guys have such nice eyelashes?

>>37462477
Oh, we do. We write songs about them, for fuck's sake.

>>37462313
Because the "anything" you're talking about is a small feature on an otherwise uniform Chad face/body. See above.
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>>37457895
>>37457713
holy moly OwO
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>>37458094

>compete

HA HAHA HA

You compete with this guy in the same way a fucking soapbox car competes with a jet.
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>>37457968

>implying he's only impregnate one woman

Honestly it is ridiculous to see how average blonde hoes are entitled to these ultra Chads who embody the perfect human being
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>>37462541
The only difference between creepy and cute is if the person is attractive.
That's literally it.
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>>37457492
hnnnggggggggggg, good taste, but superior male coming through
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>>37458129

Does your beard have brown hairs in it or what?
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>>37458169

Yea we know you think better than you do. Now OUT
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>>37458231

>implying most good looking person aren't narcissistic
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>>37457231
I got you nephew
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>>37457231
it doesn't get much better than Frankie
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>>37458655

Woah. You look better in the other pic. Stick to that. And I doubt Chad with waste his time with you when he's busy with 9/10s and 10/10s
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>>37457895
>my body's too small
>anotha one
kek
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if some autist did this he'd be laughed at and called a fedora
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>>37462591
Truth bombs away, confirmed hit sir
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>>37462875
>literally have autism
>painfully aware that, no matter what cool shit I do, it's just gonna look like pure cringe because I'm the one doing it
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>>37457231
okie dokie mister, here's a qt for you
>>
>>37457372
Nickypoo is actually one of the rare turbochads that isn't a colossal fucking douche
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