Do not, I repeat, DO NOT engage in any conversation with me before I have ingested my caffeinated beverage.
>>37215907
Yeah FUCK YOU I'll post wherever I want to, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!
>>37215907
Hey what's up? How's that coffee taste.
>tfw got a keurig for christmas because my old coffee maker broke
>tfw it only takes k-cups which cost like 40 cents a cup and i'm neet now
>tfw the thing that lets you use real coffee costs as much as a normal coffee maker
>a 2/10 white english teacher who makes 30k a year can get an 8/10 asian girl without even trying
Why is this?
>>37215876
To be fair, it doesn't take much to make a ladyboy happy.
>>37215876
Look at those glasses that make him look like a bug-eyed weirdo. That is 8/10 confidence.
>Teacher
The man has an authoritative position. Women deep down crave for dominance in a man. This is why you usually see female coworkers banging their boss or nurses banging doctors.
>go to your room
>see this
What do?
Oregon trail
>>37215860
Give her a blanket and a good night kiss
>>37215920
spoken like a true robot. Good job m9
>>37215920
>blanket
>not a bowl of eggs
Anyone else can't grow a beard?
This is all I want, it's the solution to all my problems but it just will not grow.
Pic related is what it looks like.
>>37215553
> it's the solution to all my problems
wew lad i wish i had your problema
>>37215553
Up your test or become a trap
>>37215575
should i start smoking cigarettes or something
other than the memes of eat well, sleep 8h and exercise how do i up test levels
please respond uniquely to my thread
>>37215508
are you not okay ?
>>37215508
Under the toe skin bridges behold thine thigh cheeks bitch tits bacon bits
D'accordo! Qualcosa di unico per il mio anonimo favorito! =)
are they, dare I say it, /ourguys/?
Yes
As long as they troll and kill Whites, I am all fine with it.
White people are the cancer of this World.
>>37215469
t. muslim here.
i have to drop this huge silent redpill.
MUSLIMS (like pic related) ARE WORST THEN NORMIES
>MUSLIMS (like pic related) ARE WORST THEN NORMIES
MUSLIMS (like pic related) ARE WORST THEN NORMIES
>MUSLIMS (like pic related) ARE WORST THEN NORMIES
you are lucky anon to ask.
ask any question, i know your fav is "Why?"
>>37215572
Pissed off nignog detected
friendly reminder to reward yourself originally!
It hurts when I try to do that because I know it isn't sincere.
>>37215632
>It hurts when I try to do that because I know it isn't sincere.
fake it till you make it brah
>>37215632
What's insincere about putting your hand on your sternum and saying "still ticking, better enjoy it while it lasts"
this got posted to an aussie breakfast news program's facebook page. middle column, fucking REVIEWBRAH and Syndicate.
Truly memes are the weapon of the 21st century.
>No source
This place really is /b9k/
>>37215170
kek it really is everywhere and people repost this on twitter
who did this
please talk to me please
What's on your mind anonski
>>37215204
it's raining and i want my kratom to get here a lot even though it probably won't until tomorrow
>>37215259
Do you like the rain? Is the kra your substitute for something harder to get or do you enjoy it in itself?
Hi! I thought I'd try a new sort of thread.
Intro
http://vocaroo.com/i/s186E3R7lN0o
And my input!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AeYahm9csG
>>37214742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HGPxzkvem
>>37214742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BcVxAM3qzw
Would you let a nun molest you if she was gentle when she played with your ass and edged you, but wouldn't let you cum because it's against Jesus? Asking for a friend.
She's not attractive
>>37214683
uhhhh i guess no?
>>37214690
But it feels good and you can jack off later, I guess it's a little weird but not sure
Do it. it'll be nice, either as an experience or as a story
the new psych ward doesnt allow being on the internet for more than 2 hours a day but its the only thing bringing me pleasure
AHA HA HA HAH
Why are you in the psych ward OP?
>>37214673
because i am crazy
>>37214701
Are you sure you're actually crazy?
Maybe you're sane and THEY are the crazy ones.
This is what English teenage girls were watching before being killed and/or injured by terrorism in Manchester.
Well well well...
Fucking angry right now
This was clearly the will of Allah.
Why couldn't she die too ;_;
What stopped you from shooting up your school?
>>37214107
>no money
>don't know where else to get guns
I would have done it too
>>37214144
this, quite originally
now at 33, I just shout 'fuck you' whenever I pass by it
>>37214107
it's all attached to the effort required. that's not to say it has anything to do with laziness, but it takes a lot more from someone to go through the necessary preparation and planning. only someone 100% committed to the mission can do that. i imagine a lot of robots would have shot up their school if they were simply handed everything they needed one morning
When did you realize the columbine shooters were chads?
>>37214088
They were also gay lovers
>>37214088
Kyle's parents must've been relieved by Columbine desu. Not only their retard is gone but they also get to attention whore a bit.
rip that disabled boy