So what's exactly STOPPING you from getting LAID on TINDER???? It's so EASY why aren't you downloading it RIGHT THIS SECOND??
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>>37271631
I downloaded it.
Only match with bots.
Fitting, I guess.
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i did download it and swiped right on every bitch and only matched with fat chicks or trannies.
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>>37271631
Tinder is past it's heyday
I'm having much more success with Bumble now
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I'm feeling happy? What the fucks wrong with me?
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Good for you anon! >>>/adv/
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>>37271184
>I'm feeling happy
i'm feeling sad
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Chemical reactions are occurring in your nervous system to cause you to be happy. Enjoy it.
Not like you can just summon up happiness whenever. That would defeat the evolutionary purpose of happiness.
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I am alone home what to do? 2017-05-25 10:23:24 Post No.37271179
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I am alone home what to do?
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Hello i have 18 years old and will be alone 4 days.
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Whore out your boipussy on Craigslist. After you make a few thousand dollars buy a bunch of heroin so you can od in your school's bathroom during graduation. Leave a note that says "jews rock"
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>>37271342
I am white and skinny but i don't have female features.
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Drugs, what else?
Get some of that dank AYY and blaze it up all day
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Come into this thread for some comfy, consolations and free (You)s
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>>37271085
I made that image. Please feed me (You)s
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>>37271085
is there any snacks
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>>37271127
This edit is so cool thanks for making it
Selling 229K feathers 4gp ea (919K)
Bring your neetbux W301 G.E
50 Santa
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gib moni plz
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phr33 st00f pl0x
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>1 poster
get a life and fuck off
A nice girl who I barely know just out of the blue started messaging me and now she wants to go on a date with me.
I'm such a lazy shit that I'm having trouble convincing myself to do anything.
How do you convince yourself to be social? I'm just so lazy. She's actually a really nice and cool girl also.
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>>37270735
>How do you convince yourself to be social?
I don't.
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>>37270735
She's trying to trick you into giving her something. Don't trust her lies.
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>>37270735
>Nice girl who i barely know
>Wants to go on a date with me
>>37271310
^
Most likely scenario, she is using you as free meal ticket
Worst case scenario she wants free meal and to make you into her favor pendejo orbiter
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>no longer turned on by my gf anymore
>all I can think about is wanting to be balls deep in a trap's bp making him call me his cummie daddy
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>>37270532
You don't have gf you gay freak.
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>>37270532
>has a gf
You're in the wrong place friend
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>>37270643
I think you forgot the clear your name field, pal.
I'm sure it was just an honest mistake but don't let it happen again
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i enjoy watching normies with binoculars when they step on these things i spread to a local swimming beach every night. they are very hard to spot because i bury them in sand
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>>37270339
How many have you stepped on yourself, you sick freak?
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>>37270339
>naulaletku
I fucking knew you were Finnish before reading the filename.
Mista teita heppuja oikeen sikiaa?
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>>37270339
You evil motherfucker. I like you. You should videotape it (as long as it's nothing lethal).
(Also, don't put there where kids play, because kids only become normies around age 14 or so).
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>There are young parents right now allowing their children to destroy their lives.
Tell me why they shouldn't lose their rights to raise those kids.
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>>37270281
wha'd dey doo? ?
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How are they destroying that kids life? You guys claim that women have life on easy mode. All they did was put him on easy mode.
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You're really on /r9k/ complaining that it's becoming easier than ever for everyone to get a gf? Now that boys are becoming girls, there's someone for everyone.
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Any fembot willing to be paid to be my pretend online gf? 2017-05-25 09:29:04 Post No.37270147
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Any fembot willing to be paid to be my pretend online gf?
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I'm not asking for much just
>send me feet pics
>Nudes
>Cutesy messages every once in a while
>Send me packages of your used dirty socks
I'm willing to pay a monthly fee for these services, we can discuss prices if you're really interested in doing this.
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This already exist
invisiblegirlfriendDOTcom
I'm also sure some girls on fiver will do it for you.
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Some robot paid 1500 dollars to go to his sister's wedding with him like I was his gf.
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>>37270147
How would you describe yourself and what's your type?
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>IQ is genetic
>looks are genetic
>height is genetic
>dopamine receptors are genetic
*takes a look at family tree*
Only manual labor workers.
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>everything about you and all other forms of life is genetic
Really makes you think
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My parents aren't attractive and I am? I've had plenty of gfs, girls always come up to talk to me, etc
explain this shit? Inb4 adopted
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>family tree is half Chad tier 6'2" anglos and half czech serf manlets
>guess which side I got?
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question to robots with gfs 2017-05-25 09:12:35 Post No.37269864
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question to robots with gfs
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do you spend your days wondering that might be the day you'll be dumped for whatever reason?do you think you're being cucked whenever your not there physically with your gf?
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>>37269864
I am definitely insecure, especially if she ever hangs out with other guys, I think about breaking up with her alot just because if I ever got cheated on again i'd cut my fucking wrists open lol
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>>37269864
No, The only reason why I have a gf is because we settled with each other.
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>>37269997
>especially if she ever hangs out with other guys
what
>>37270012
how old are you and how do you know she ''settled''
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>11pm
>21 degrees celsius
how the FUCK am i supposed to sleep in this heat???? fuck i hate summer so much
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>>37269833
>below freezing temperature
>hot
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How can you be hot when it's only 21 degrees?
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>>37269998
because the average temperature here is a nice and warm 6 degrees
i am not used to this kind of heat
WHEN 1 W4S
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A YOUNG MEME 10 YEARS AGO
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FIRIN MAH LAZER
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>tfw your penis falls off
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Don't know that face anon
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>>37269753
Go to the hospital you fucking idiot
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>>37269874
cant i just sew it back on?