So what's exactly STOPPING you from getting LAID on TINDER????

>>37271631
I downloaded it.
Only match with bots.
Fitting, I guess.

i did download it and swiped right on every bitch and only matched with fat chicks or trannies.

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>>37271631
Tinder is past it's heyday

I'm having much more success with Bumble now

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>>37271631

>this cuck stops his Tinder posting for a bit because he got tired of talking to retards or people calling him out for his faggotry
>comes back because requires validation from losers on a Manchurian Butter Making Chatboard on the most shit part of it
>uses the same stupid fucking pick-up line from every previous thread and acts like a faggots
>might even be fake chats
>emphasizes certain words with CAPS like it's a shitty advertisement on a porn site
>consensus is that you are a Tinder shill or just a retard that likes to gloat on a garbage board

Nigger what are you doing.

>>37271771
is bumble actually better?

>>37271939
I get a lot more matches on it

Can I report basic bitches for using the dog Snapchat filter in their photos?

Also another dog-related red flag;
>'If you own a dog I am already yours'

Most people have dogs, fuck off. You're not gonna be shagging the dog (hopefully) so pets are irrelevant

>>37272000
I call those "thot filters" and regularly make fun of girls for using them

yes I'm an asshole but I really don't care

>>37271631
I live on a tiny island devoid of females my age

Just got tinder today swiped through so many women, and no matches i think the app is fucked here in germany

>>37271631
i don't have jewbook to register

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Because it only works for the top 20% males. Fuck off, Chad.

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This is now a Tinder Thread

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We must make fire noe

I tried and failed horribly, what else is new tho

>>37271631
Fuck you man

I want to die

>>37271631
Why have you still not made your how-to guide? I used to love you sushi bro (in fact i gave you that name), but now I'm starting to turn on you. Make the guide already

>>37271631
>asking for snapchat insted of a number
Is this really a thing?