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Why the fuck do all the fembots on this board only want sissy men?
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"Fembot" I think you mean failed Stacy.
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>>37405701
>why do all the fembots on this board
>fembots on this board
>fembots
nah
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>>37406315
I'm glad someone screenshotted that thread. Needs to be posted in every """""fembot"""" thread.
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>122kg
>186cm
Is it even possible to become normal at this stage?
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>410lbs
>6'1"
Is this bait? I don't want to respond seriously if you're just trolling.
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>>37405414
I am not trolling. but 400 lbs? Jesus that's a lot.
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>>37405372
Why are these euromeme numbers
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how autistic would it be to buy this hoodie
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>>37405153
You're embarrassing yourself even asking.
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Extremely autistic.
Just....wear it around the house, okay?
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if you think it looks good don't worry about what others think! ^_^
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Alexander sat in his computer chair, crying for the 1st time today. "Why won't women date a nice guy like me?!" he exclaimed at himself. Alexander had multiple tabs open of /r9k/, the only board that seemed to be temporary escapism from his soul-crushing miserable reality.
After crying for what seemed an eternity, Alexander began to recollect himself and continue on with his lonely life. He proceeded to get dressed for his work. Alexander worked part-time at a market as a cashier, earning 10 dollars an hour while constantly thinking about the women he sees as they hand him money.
Alexander had one girlfriend in his life, but she proved to be an adulterous, manipulative drunk. He drove to his work, as usual every day, recording himself as he ranted about his insecurity and Chad. After working his 5-hour shift, he drove back home.
Here he sat in his computer chair, weeping while visiting /r9k/ for the remainder of the day until bedtime. He cried himself to sleep that night. Alexander woke up in the morning, still as gloomy as before. Alexander sat in his computer chair, crying for the 1st time today. "Why won't women date a nice guy like me?!" he exclaimed at himself.
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>>37404898
>has had a girlfriend before
>works a nice job making $10 per hour
Fucking normalshit get the fuck off my board.
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Alexander needs to grow the beard ABOVE the chin, not below.
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>>37404927
$10 an hour is nothing. But OPs pic is super cute.
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Tell me some interesting food delivery stories, /r9k/
>be me
>order two large pizzas from pizza hut for 17.98gbp for delivery at 5:30pm
>it's 5:25, and i go to take a piss, so that i'll be finished right in time for the pizza
>piss.exe
>hear knocking on the door
>pizzaman is here, and i'm not even half way through my bladder
>finish as fast as possible, don't even flush and not time to wash my hands
>run downstairs
>realise that my wallet is upstairs, so i run back up
>with a 20gbp note, i run back downstairs to collect the pizza
>open the door slightly, like i always do, and meekly peek out the gap
>"hi there, how are you? did you order pizza?"
>i instinctively reply "huh?", like i always do, followed by a mumbled "yeah i'm alright"
>"did you order two large pizzas? for 5:30pm?" he asks again, maybe i wasn't clear
>"uh, yeah"
>"for 5:30?" he asks again, as if he thinks he got the wrong house or something
>"yeah yeah, 5:30"
>he prepares to pass over the pizza, forcing me to open the door wider
>i collect the pizza and hand him the 20gbp note
>he reaches in to get my 2.02gbp change
>after some struggle, he hands me a new 1 pound coin, which to me looks like a 2 pound coin
>he continues to struggle for which i assume to be the two remaining pence
>i say that it's alright, thinking that he gave me 2gbps
>he asks me if i'm sure and i speak over him, telling him that it's fine
>tells me to have a nice day, but i close the door on him halfway through the sentence
>i look at the coin that he handed me
>...
>at least it's all over
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>>37404788
>Pizza hut
Stopped right there, absolutely shit taste in za
Domino's > Papa John's >Everywhere else
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>>37405007
it's the cheapest
and it's better than domino's
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Bumping because I like these threads.
Gives me the comfys that I can't describe
Former SJW here.
Anyone want to ask a former insufferable faggot something?
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>>37404782
I hate sjws and alt right retards I wish people could all just be normal
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>>37404782
When did you realize that black culture is a self destructive money making scheme designed to turn a populace into mindless consumers that put themselves into inescapable debt because they want to look like their idols
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>>37404810
Agreed. Just to be clear I'm not alt-right by any means.
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Have we had one of these chart thread for /r9k/?
Post an image and the coordinates, and I'll add it.
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>>37404724
suffering: 0
Deserving:100
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Suffering: 100
Deserved: 20
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This is good.
S 45| | D 20
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Fembots, why aren't you wearing the official gear)
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>>37404710
>>>/tv/
Originalsfcx
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>>37404710
I'm gay so BBCs don't interest me.
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>>37404879
Lesbians should die. You're a waste of three good holes.
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>He uses an Android
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>>37404699
Is this really something that would bother a woman?
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>>37404723
Is this really the type of woman you would even be interested in anon?
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>>37404784
That's a good point....
original pls
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What is /r9k/'s opinion on people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
Can they be robots?Why are normies making videos like these (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3an9crV9feM) about them?
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Elliot Rodger was a diagnosed narcissist and he gets his cocked sucked daily by robots, so I would say yes
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>>37404499
bumpity bump dubs
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>>37404499
I am very narcissistic. My goal in life is to be better than 99% of my peers in all aspects (looks, physique, knowledge, overall skills, and wealth).
My existence is empty. I wish I could stop. On the one hand, I almost get high when I see a guy that thinks he's the shit but I know I'm better than. On the other hand, I just want a woman to hold me close, and whisper in my ear "you're good enough for me You don't need to continue this act. I will love you no matter what, and I'm proud of how far you've come."
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>tfw NEET with a net worth of a little over one million making 36k a year doing literally nothing.
Why do wage cucks and salary cucks get so angry over this?
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>landlord
>neet
Pick 1.
My parents use to own a few houses they rented out and it was a pain in the ass for them to maintain all the properties, yeah the passive income is good but there's a lot of annoyances involved with it.....and finding really great tenants that aren't going to fuck your property up is somewhat hard.
The fact you act as if it's some easy thing to do....makes me believe you're just making shit up.
The only property they had that wasn't much maintenance was a place a business rented from them, that was like $30,000 per month in rent.
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>landlord
>doing nothing
How do I know you're LARPing?
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>>37404007
I'm only renting out one home, it's a nice house in a wealthy area so it attracted a good family. Maybe if you had a lot of property or apartments in cheap areas that attract poor people i could see how it would be bad. Maybe I just got lucky with my tenants.
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"Hey loser! Pull down your pants and let us suck your dick or else we're going to fuck your ass instead!"
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>>37403911
Talk about a win win
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>>37403911
Oh god please fuck my ass, I'll lick anything you want afterward too and be your little bitch slave.
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>>37403911
Are we being visited by beings from another planet??
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Apparently we might be able to do Foregen custom, so what length should I go for?
I guess use this chart to be specific.
http://www.restoringforeskin.org/coverage-index/CI-chart.htm
Warning: Dick pics
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>>37403897
Oh, and inb4 ci-12
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>>37403897
Fuck it, self bump
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>>37403897
C-7 or C-8 I think.
Long enough to cover the glans entirely when flaccid, but also short enough to fully retract when erect.
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>Be me
>26
>NEET
>Don't want to be NEET
>Absolutely hate it
>Car not even working
>Can't go anywhere cause I live in suburbia no fucking good jobs anywhere
>No money eye to fix car
>Stuck
>Live with parents
>Parents hate me
>God please save me
>Apply to hundreds of jobs
>All job applications are online
>Have to set up username and password
>Password does not meet criteria
>Actually have to put this much effort into a application for a retail wagecuck job
>Why do they design the application process to be so annoying like this?
>Repeat over 9000 times
>Months go by
>Hear nothing
>You're a worthless idiot, anon, parents tell me
>Still apply to jobs and still hear nothing
>All I want is to die
>Turn 29
>The rid never ends
It's all so tiresome...
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well I am 28 and I finally just got my first job ever at a pizza place within bike ride distance...could be worse I suppose I would move out if it wasn't basically free housing/food living with my parents
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>hates being NEET
>drives
Look's like we got ourselves a failed normie for an OP.
All fellow robots please exit the thread, this will be failed normie central.
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>>37403819
Im 30 and haven't had a job since I was 19
I have only been invited to 3 interviews, he last one was for nigh shift at a supermarket
I didn't get it
don't think I will make it to 31, the passed 10 years have been a miserable existence
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How do I get over my autism?
There's a girl who likes me but I'm too shy and autistic to admit I'd like to go out with her. She's a girl so naturally she'll never make the first move but she's been implying that she's very into me.
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If your actually autistic even if shes receptive to you shes going to dump you the moment you finds out about your autistic lifestyle....which involves having no hobbies, no friends, not driving a car, being at home with your parents all day everyday, etc.
Then again you're probably a normie and have don't even relate to what I just said.
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>>37403831
eh not all autists just sit around doing nothing
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>>37403831
I have two friends, a few hobbies and I drive her around with my car since we're together in uni every day.
I'm not a normie because I'm too autistic to get close with another person emotionally and physically. I'm just afraid that I'm reading the signals wrong and she'll reject me, even though her and a few other people practically begged me to ask her out. I just can't do it because I'm afraid.