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Pizza Delivery Stories

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Tell me some interesting food delivery stories, /r9k/

>be me
>order two large pizzas from pizza hut for 17.98gbp for delivery at 5:30pm
>it's 5:25, and i go to take a piss, so that i'll be finished right in time for the pizza
>piss.exe
>hear knocking on the door
>pizzaman is here, and i'm not even half way through my bladder
>finish as fast as possible, don't even flush and not time to wash my hands
>run downstairs
>realise that my wallet is upstairs, so i run back up
>with a 20gbp note, i run back downstairs to collect the pizza
>open the door slightly, like i always do, and meekly peek out the gap
>"hi there, how are you? did you order pizza?"
>i instinctively reply "huh?", like i always do, followed by a mumbled "yeah i'm alright"
>"did you order two large pizzas? for 5:30pm?" he asks again, maybe i wasn't clear
>"uh, yeah"
>"for 5:30?" he asks again, as if he thinks he got the wrong house or something
>"yeah yeah, 5:30"
>he prepares to pass over the pizza, forcing me to open the door wider
>i collect the pizza and hand him the 20gbp note
>he reaches in to get my 2.02gbp change
>after some struggle, he hands me a new 1 pound coin, which to me looks like a 2 pound coin
>he continues to struggle for which i assume to be the two remaining pence
>i say that it's alright, thinking that he gave me 2gbps
>he asks me if i'm sure and i speak over him, telling him that it's fine
>tells me to have a nice day, but i close the door on him halfway through the sentence
>i look at the coin that he handed me
>...
>at least it's all over
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>>37404788
>Pizza hut
Stopped right there, absolutely shit taste in za

Domino's > Papa John's >Everywhere else
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>>37405007
it's the cheapest

and it's better than domino's
>>
Bumping because I like these threads.

Gives me the comfys that I can't describe
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>>37405007
>Domino's
>Good pizza
Pick one
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>>37404788
>order from dominos
>carryout cause cheap nigger
>get to dmos
>staff going apeshit
>most high schoolers
>throwing boxes
>get extra pizza for some reason
>cashier clearly fucked up
>run like autist with both before he can figure it out
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Finally my time to shine
>work at Papa John's
>for some reason hot girls always flirt with the pizza man, no matter how ugly he is, it's the novelty

>get peak insidd 100s of people's lives every time the open the door, from robots to stacies
>seeing Chad's life was the worst
>in his 20s, owns the house your delivering to, has multiple girls over
>Chad always tips big though

>guys pizza was cold once
>he tries to argue with me
>ignore him, walk away, and say sarcastily "have a good day"
>he says "WHAT'D YOU SAY!!!??" thinking it's time to rumble
>repeat myself, more sarcastily than the last time
>"have a good day"
>he looks defeated
>find out from, the manager, also my pal from high school, he called the store angrily
>we laugh

>different manager
>names Nestor
>every night we'd close he'd have lines of coke lined up in the back
>show up drunk all the time so I don't care
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>order papa johns
>driver tries to rip me off with the tip and changes it from $1-10 (the place is only a 5 min drive from my house)
>call up
>manager acts like im an autist for disputing $10
>refuses to refund the $9
>threaten to dispute with cc company
>refunds the whole order
>can never order pizza from them again since they'll probably jerk off in it now
Kinda ended OK I guess
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>>37405406
That happens all the time, all you have to do is threaten to call the cops.
Also, if ever do complain, they'll always give you the whole order for free.
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>>37405381
Terrible customer service. It's funny as hell when it happens to someone other than myself though.
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>>37405007
I agree with this, I also like the various place where you male your own; project pie, blaze pizza, etc
>>
I did pizza delivery for 4 years. Ask away
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>>37405007
My n-i-g-g-a

But swap papa John's with asda counter pizza. If you ain't getting the best, dominos, might as well go for the better value
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>>37405999
How many times have you been pranked on? Sometimes I order pizza with my friend and we make the guy deliver to the house across the street, and we watch it from my window. Then, right as he's getting on his bike, we open the door and call out to him.
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I love to fap into people's pizza before I give it to them.

I always do it with extra cheese as it's easier to rub into the pizza
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