NEET stories

well I am 28 and I finally just got my first job ever at a pizza place within bike ride distance...could be worse I suppose I would move out if it wasn't basically free housing/food living with my parents

>hates being NEET
>drives

Look's like we got ourselves a failed normie for an OP.

All fellow robots please exit the thread, this will be failed normie central.

>>37403819

Im 30 and haven't had a job since I was 19

I have only been invited to 3 interviews, he last one was for nigh shift at a supermarket

I didn't get it

don't think I will make it to 31, the passed 10 years have been a miserable existence

>>37403819
I've been there and failed, if it was not for my uncle I wouldn't have this wageslave job at the moment.

Interviews aren't any better sice the stacy interviewing you can smell the autism off you.

>>37403904
Are you a wizard? If not well I hope your passing is swift and painless.

Just get a job in IT, u can be autistic all you want lol. Also u can study Microsoft certa online for free so hell why not. The tests cost money but just study it get ur certificates and u should have an easier time finding a job, helped me out a lot. I'd recommend MCSA Windows 7 maybe 8. Windows 10 will be business ready for a lot of big companies in about 5 years.

>>37403940

lost my wizard status at 19 also, If i could chart my life it looks like a stock-market crash slowly rising to 20 and then down it goes

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We are the results of the 2008 crash.

Recovery? What economic recovery?

Oh well...I suppose I should just embrace NEETdom

>>37403819
I am currently working on ideas500k.com where I will share lots of potential business ideas that you will read about. They will range from offlien to online businesses, some will require low some will require high level of skill. You will find something that suits you, I promise. I am good at ideas, because one recent idea has turned into a company of 9 people, legally and formally. Ideas keep coming and I want to share them to the world. Check it out occasionally, maybe somebody will have started the game already. I am currently waiting for someone to send in those 10$. I will check out my BTC account tonight, maybe somebody has already sent in some. If this is true, I will reveal the game. Cheers!

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>parents nag me into applying at a local store chain aptly named "BJ's"
>lengthy application process with a shitload of terms and agreements
>20 page personality test with agree-or-disagree questions like "I think it's important to move ahead in life" and "my coworkers would consider me X"
>oh and it's programmed to monitor my response time so they can "determine if I'm being honest"
>all this over a shitty fucking retail job
>close the window, lie and tell parents I applied