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>robots with gfs
>robot
>with
>gf
FUCK OFF AND STAY OFF!!

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>>37472330
>tfw there are anons on this board right know who have a gf/bf or aren't a virgin
>calling themselves robots
WTF HAPPENED TO MY BOARD?!?!?!?!?!
GET OUT YOU NORMIES!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>37472330
We worked together
Two months and
I kept drunk texting her and she liked me enough to give me lots of chances and make it really easy for me to ask her out

>>37472273
my teeth are mostly okay, slightly yellow stained if i had money i'd get it fixed

but i still smile with my mouth closed. really all i do when i smile is turn up the right corner of my mouth slightly. that's just how ive always smiled since i was a little one. smiling more than that now makes my face sore.

as for how it affects my life, most people think im always sad or angry or annoyed until they realize that the turned-up corner is the biggest smile i can give. then they realize that i smile pretty often.

I didn't even realise people actually smiled showing their teeths outside of movies. No one around me smiles like that, and as far as I can tell we all have alright teeths.

My face looks awkward otherwise

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>>37472113
I am feeling a dragons fucking cars thread coming up, post dragons fucking cars

>>37472113
is the oats mem one year old yet? holy fuck what the fuck i have been doing with my life

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>>37472113
Brother quick they are coming for us we need to run brother

>>37472020
We #r9kprog on rizon, anon

>>37472020
PHP is shit

>>37472230
>PHP is shit

Yes, why isn't OP learning Cobol? That's the only language with a real future.

>>37472011
Will she say yes to the wedding at the end of the month?

>>37472011
Will OP die a painful death due to being a faggot?

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>>37472011
Will my crush react positively if i ask her out?

>>37471916
have you tried asking her out? Or just some drinks after work?
if you're gonna find another job atleast try make this work before you ghost her

>>37471916
Make a move and try not to be a turbo autismo maybe just maybe you can get laid
Originalism

Why would you not pursue this further? Do you have anything to loose?

>>37471797
What's wrong with knowing your memes, Anon?

>>37471797
any word they say annoy me, their presence itself annoys me 90% of the time.
wish they would just stop breathing desu.

>>37471817
OP is a Redditor who has the "if you weren't there for the creation of the meme then you aren't allowed to use it or know about it" mindset.

>>37471730

White guys be like, golly gee that girl sure has a nice butt, I'd love to take her out to dinner sometime

>>37471776
I don't give a fuck about butts or tits. I like skelly tummies. I get diamonds just seeing a qt in public who's wearing a shirt that shows a part of her tummy and her navel

>>37471730
>fuck her until she cums
Was believable until this part. You're not going to make a ""virgin"" you just met cum during your first time by having shitty sex in a bathroom.

I have been considering this option though

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kick her in the gutch

>>37471750
That thing is male though.

>>37471722
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>>37471482
these britfeels need to stop.
they trigger me because you britbongs are just i dont know something about you guys just disgusts and disturbs me in a spiritual level of unawareness.

Shh, just woken up

>>37471482

>Saturday night in gettin' smashed alone edition
Fixed it for you, OP

>>37471253
I've been to many, it has varied from terrible to incredible. Depends 100% on the girl

>>37471253
bumping this, i'm curious to see

>>37471253

>how was the experience?

1st time: 26yo. she told me to meet her around back. got mugged and beaten so bad i was in the hospital for a week. no sex.

2nd time: 10 years later. got arrested by undercover cop, name published in paper, fined, 30 days communty service and 2 years probation.

worst part: told the pro i was a virgin before i found she was an undercover cop. she put this in her report. judge was a woman and lectured me in front of the court about how much of a failure i was for being a virgin at 36 and how some guys should just accept that they aren't supposed to have sex.

>still paying off my hospital bills from when i was 26

>didn't fap to ANYTHING today

Nofap day 3

>>37471254
>no fap day 3
Same

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>>37471254
>>37472883
Oopsie daisies, i didnt mean to post this here ;-)

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>>37471155
>drop your pants
>touch the balls
>take hand to nose, sniff it with satisfied face, while making ape noises
>throw a pissbottle in that roaster, if she hasn't ran away yet

People can't block my path fampai I'm 6'2 and I can just barge people down.

I'd want to know why there's a girl in my room before I start shoving her around though.

>>37471155
I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away penis first

>>37471154
You have to woo them into being willing to have sex with you. E.g flirt, ask for a dance etc

>>37471154

Expect to pay far above an escorts price if you go that route, especially if prostitution is illegal

>>37471327
how much we talking ? I really have no idea of the price range and don't want to get ripped off

>>37471137
i know, it's great. I love going to the beach and perving on their young practically naked bodies. I have no idea how this became socially acceptable but I love it.

>>37471137
>california
There's your answer

>>37471180
Same. I young sluts are the best. They are still naive enough to be tricked into doing things with me.