Have you ever been to a hooker? If so, how was the experience?

>>37471253
I've been to many, it has varied from terrible to incredible. Depends 100% on the girl

>>37471253
bumping this, i'm curious to see

>>37471253

>how was the experience?

1st time: 26yo. she told me to meet her around back. got mugged and beaten so bad i was in the hospital for a week. no sex.

2nd time: 10 years later. got arrested by undercover cop, name published in paper, fined, 30 days communty service and 2 years probation.

worst part: told the pro i was a virgin before i found she was an undercover cop. she put this in her report. judge was a woman and lectured me in front of the court about how much of a failure i was for being a virgin at 36 and how some guys should just accept that they aren't supposed to have sex.

>still paying off my hospital bills from when i was 26

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>>37471253
I've told this story before:

>29 year old virgin
>finally cave and book a hooker
>date comes
>decided to meet at a hotel because i still love with my mother
>get a cab over there as i don't drive
>haven't jerked off all week in anticipation so i'm guaranteed to get hard
>getting excited in the cab and writhing around
oh shit
>cum buckets in my pants
oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck
>we arrive
>she's waiting outside so i can't back out
>hurry her through the lobby and grab our key so i can go to the bathroom and clean up my pants
>give her the money out of my sweaty hands
>try and play it cool and tell her i need to "freshen up" in the bathroom
>go in there and wet some toilet paper to wipe myself
>the paper disintegrates and looks ridiculous all over my wet underwear
>try and dry it with a towel but it doesn't help
why did this have to happen?
>figure i'll just walk out naked
>one problem
>my dick is flaccid as shit
>she bangs on the door
>tells me that she has other clients to see
>tell her calmly to wait and that i's be out in a minute
>trying to jerk my dick to get it hard
>nothing is happening
>start getting frustrated
>she asks me what i'm doing
>yell at her to to just give a me a fucking minute
>hear her leave and slam the door behind her
>look down at myself into my wet underwear and begin to cry
>leave and go home to watch tv with my mom

Still a virgin btw

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>>37471798
holy fuck, i thought I had bad luck

i have twice. whenever i get really drunk i think about doing it, i could never do it sober. usually it just ends in me shamefully jerking off in front of them b/c they can't make me cum either because im too drunk or im too ashamed of the whole situation. i always regret it.

>>37471253
nah I'd rather spend the money on pc parts or video games desu

>>37471798
why would you give the money beforehand?
and fuck that hooker

>>37471769
>judge was a woman and lectured me in front of the court about how much of a failure i was for being a virgin at 36 and how some guys should just accept that they aren't supposed to have sex.
Nice fairy tale.

>>37472036
>why would you give the money beforehand?
I thought that's what you did.

I was so embarrassed and flustered that I didn't really know what the fuck was going on.

>>37471798
Why did you give her money up front?

>>37471769
Haha, sucks to be a yank

only once, broke down crying when she laughed at me because I wanted to keep my shirt on

never again, fucking whores all deserve to die

>>37471253
I got turned down by one. I never tried again.

>>37472036
>why would you give the money beforehand?

Not that guy, but I think that's typical so they don't have the "fuck and run" johns.

>>37472301

How does someone get turned down? I thought they would do anyone if the price was right.

Or are you diseased or something? That's what keeps me from trying. I have those pearly penile papules or whatever, and I figure any hooker will tell me to fuck off, condom or not.

>>37472375

They have so many johns and little time. They only see a couple then stop

I lost my virginity to a hooker in Germany when I was 16. She was easily a 8/10. I still think about her. She was the only girl I ever had sex with, and only girl I ever kissed.

>>37472375
I'm a fucking mess of depression and severe anxiety. I think she couldn't stand to talk to me, and said it was a better idea to not go through with it. She was one of those higher tier whores. All the cheaper ones in my area are disgusting.

>>37471295

Yeah, same here. It's pretty simple really. Just show up, pay, and fuck. Get a good one with a good reputation tho, none of those $40 craigslist hoes

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>get peer pressured by friends (inb4 normie)
>in Germany, some brothel in Duisburg
>be awkward as fuck
>c-can I touch your boobies?
>yeah of course
>thx
>see myself in the mirror
>semi-mirin' my triceps
>dick continuously flops out of her vagoo
>literally feel nothing, as if my dick is a regular object
>15 minutes are up, she gestures it with her wrist
>uhmm... finish?
>tell her I cant
>she looks the other way trying to hide her smile
>no color can describe the embarassment I felt
>give her the 30 buxxx
>she actually feels bad, was even reluctant to take it
>friend asks did you cum?
>mfw I said yeah it was amazing!

I've been with a few since I was 17 to 20, I'm 22 now though and said I'll never do it again because the last one was such a bad experience. The girl kept complaining about random stuff about my house, left before the hour was up, and I didn't even cum. Huge waste of money, it was $200, since then I decided I'd never see another prostitute. The others were ok I guess, but still probably not worth the money.

I volunteer at an association that help out prostitutes, among other things. Once in a while they ask me to be a kind of security while they drive around in a kind of camping car distributing protection, hygiene products, water, hot drinks. Mostly we're just here to talk for a bit, be a shoulder to cry on. I'm here to look vaguely intimidating, drive away clients trying to get too close to the girls when they take that break. Discussing with these prostitutes really turned me off from trying it, honestly. It's too miserable. Of course it's street prostitution, which is a totally different world than escorts. And I'm guessing that in countries where it's legal they might have an easier time.

>>37472805
>Help out prostitutes

Prostitutes don't need help, they make very good money. My sister's been one since she was 19, she's 25 now and has over 200k in the bank.

>>37472964
Did you ever have sex with her? Would she give you a family discount?

>>37471769

prostitution fan fiction

>>37473021
She doesn't even know I know, but I saw her ad on backpage before. She covers up her face, but I could still tell it was her also because the background was her apartment. She tells the family that she's a massage therapist, as in men come in to get massages from her, but she's actually having sex with them.

>>37473222
Ask for the friends and family special

>>37471253
I actually use to be a hooker from 17-22 just to afford food and basic necessities back in college.

>>37473572
What were your rates? Any anecdotes, maybe favorite/worst clients?

>>37473572
What were your rates?
How much do you charge now for anal or for a titfuck?

Bumping!
By the way, what's up with the muted thingy?

>>37473609
>>37473609
>>37473624
>>37473624

I've only had about 9 regulars. Mostly short latinos and one tall black dude.

Charged $176/hour

>>37474094
>By the way, what's up with the muted thingy?
Your first time visiting /r9k/?

>>37474494
>$176/hour

Thats retarded, so men paid you 1 hundred bill, 3 twentys, a ten, a five and a 1? I didn't you just make it 180 or some number that could be paid in twentys or 10s.

>>37471769
Wow I sure wish I was a big, rich, free American! Instead I'm just a humble Europoor who'll never know such wonderful freedoms. All the big, rich, free Americans are right to say Europe is cucked.

>>37473222
If digits you must get the service

>>37471798
I genuinely don't know how it's possible to just come in your pants.

>>37471253
Once. Manage to break up with psycho girlfriend after 4 years. Complete emotional wreck. She keeps hounding me calling all the time, sending messages etc. Really hard to stay no contact. Try any advice to get over her. Go to a prostitute first time ever. Great hit an even worse low than I thought. Talk to her about the whole thing, think I'm just wasting money. She says we should bang because it it helps, we do. Does help. Wouldn't do it again, still regret it because it makes me feel pathethic in hindsight.

>>37473572
Once a hooker always a hooker. No matter what you do, you will always be a hooker. It's like a murderer, just because they aren't killing right now doesn't mean they didn't in the past. How do you deal with that?

I was a 19 yo KHV, and very self conscious about it. Decided that losing it with an escort was the easiest option. Had no idea what I was doing, though. I randomly browsed an escort site, found one that fit all my fetishes. I called, she picked up immediately, and was actually very nice. Told me she was free the whole day the day after, so I made an appointment for three hours. 650 euros, but I figured it was worth it. We texted a bit after that, mostly figuring out details. I decided I might as well be completely honest. She was very understanding and, well, professional about all of it, though she seemed a bit hesitant once I told her my age.

Was nervous as fuck when I arrived at her appartement but after drinking a talking a bit, everything went far better than I expected. She was just so kind and nice. Of course it's her job to be like that, but she made it seem so genuine. In bed she pretty much just took charge at first, even got an impromptu sex ed class before really starting.

Overall it was a great experience, and it definitely boosted my confidence. I still go see her whenever I have a bit of money save up.

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>>37471253
I visit this girl twice every month or so, bit expensive but shes fucking great, takes the lead no problem, does all my fetishes with no complains. got lucky as she was the second hooker I seen, the first one was this 19 year old polish girl who clearly didn't want to do what she was doing and it was awkward as hell, it almost turned me off from the idea altogether. thankfully I didnt.

>>37472636
Small dick or huge pussy?

>>37476869
15cm in a Bulgarian whore's cave. My size shouldnt matter, it was the nerves and being too self conscious that got me.

>>37472636
>no color can describe the embarassment I felt

Is this a german idiom?

yea once

>be me
>22 khv
>have layover flight in Amsterdam
>me and brother check out redlight district
>hookers can smell my virginity and fear
>many of them knock on glass and wave for my ugly ass the come over
>procrastinate for a few hours
>mind blown that stacies will hop on my dick and its socially acceptable to pay them
>late at night and finally get one
>befriend American that knocked on the glass for me
>shes tired and strung out
>go in an give her 50 euros
>starts commanding me around "take of your pants" ly on the bed"
>starts jerking me off after some small talk
>bitch slipped a condom on my dick without my even noticing I was so drunk
>couldn't get hard
>get nervious
>tell her im a virgin
>gives me some half assed inderstanding bullshit
>I ask her if she can suck it to make it hard

cont.

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>>37476959
>she says while almost laughing "its needs to be hard for me to suck it"
>shes visibly disgusted by me at this point
>feel like absolute shit
>think ill tell her im rich so shell try harder
>tells me its 300euro for me to fuck her now when its obviously 50 for everyone
>timer goes off
>asks if I can get more money
>angry as fuck I leave
>open door to be greeted by brother and a few people we met during the night clapping
>mfw I didn't fuck her

>>37475992
>650 fucking euros
>so 730 dollars

I mean, good for you, anon. But still. You could have done a lot of things with that much money.

Is that an average rate, btw? Seems like way too much just to fuck some girl.