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I arise from the darkest parts of your desperation, I commeth

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I arise from the darkest parts of your desperation, I commeth in your time of need, head my words as I am the monolith here to answer your questions
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>>37472011
Will she say yes to the wedding at the end of the month?
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>>37472011
Will OP die a painful death due to being a faggot?
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>>37472011
Will my crush react positively if i ask her out?
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Am I gonna kms within the next 5 years?
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>>37472011
Is this a definitive no?

Second digit: Will i ever find someone who likes me back?
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Will I manage to find a girlfriend within the next year Mr Monolith
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>>37472011
Will I ever be happy again?

I will be there in a few minutes late but I don't know if you want to be a good day at work and excessive vacation time to get rid of all things named himself High School too much hate us to fuck off not getting high castle it's like subconsciously to be a nigger like everyone else.
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>>37472140
Jesus, I'm beggining to believe this kind of shit is not dictated by luck but by actual fate

I've never got a positive answer at these things
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>>37472011
IF I ASK HER TO SMASH WILL SHE SAY YES?
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will my grandma live through the next 7 weeks?
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>>37472011
Will I find gf this year? Tell me, monolith
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>>37472011
Should I smoke more weed?
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>>37472011
Will I be dead by the end of this year?
oregano
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>>37472011
Will it finally get good for me and life overall
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>>37472011
Will she eventually respond with a day?
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>>37472065
>Anon blown the fuck out by based monolith
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Will anything good ever happen to me in my lifetime?
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>>37472011
Will we eventually go on a date?
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>>37472345
Feelsbadman

Oreganorelioni
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are the pens winning tonight?
>>37472355
check em
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>>37472345
This is unfortunate
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>>37472011
Is there any Hope left?

Oregano
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Can I fuck the monolith?
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>>37472011
Will I ever be happy with myself?
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>>37472437
Id take that chance buddy
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will i find love again lmao
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>>37472011
Am I finally going to kill myself by the end of the year? Please, it's time.
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>>37472011
Werde ich es gemachten?
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>>37472011
Am I going to win the fight tomorrow?
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>>37472011
Should I quit my job and move to Eastern Europe?
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>>37472011
Is Zahira going to be my gf? I really want to know lad
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Will I be happy for the rest of the summer?
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>>37472011
Is my personality too beta?
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Will losing weight actually make me happy and find me a gf?
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Will I ever get out of the rat race
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Will I ever live this crime ridden third world country?
I'm scared.
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>>37472011
Will I masturbate today?
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You already know what I'm asking.

reply or mom dies
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>>37472011
Can I have relentless confidence?
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>>37472011
Will I ever be free to do what I really wanna do?
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>>37473048
Shit, that almost made me tear up. Thanks monobro
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Will I originally pass that class?
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>>37472011
Will i ever find Love?

Orig
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>>37473015
FUCK YOU MONOLITH IDGAF WHAT YOU SAY
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Will i ever lose my virginity?
In a original way
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>>37473109
Ouch

This is an original comment
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>>37473171
Is this post correct?
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Should I lock myself up for the rest of the weekend?
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Will she go out with me before I leave for north Carolina?
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>>37472011
since this board is shit because the mods aren't robots and not
banning normies,
will we be able to make a place with robot mods?
will we succeed building the most active r9k (discord dot gg/ WXkkjr7) yet?
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Will I come into a large sum of money legally and be able to leisurely go through the rest of my life not doing anything I don't have to, and will it come soon?
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>>37473258
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IF I HAVE NO FRIENDS!?!?
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>>37472011
Is my future worth living out
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>>37472011
WIll I fuck within 3 years?
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>>37472011
Will I ever suck a cute japanese femboy's dick?
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>>37473319
Lmao what did he mean by thiss
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>>37473352
>Probably
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Fuck you, you giant ass smartphone.
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>>37472011
Will i have enough courage to kill myself this year?
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>>37473362
Someone's gonna rape you're dead body.
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>>37472011
will I acquire a vehicle before this year is up?
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Will I be able to fuck her and get into an original relationship soon? Originiolio cornholio in her assholio
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>>37473362
doesn't look good for you

you got life insurance?
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Will I loose my virginity before the end of the summer?
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>>37472011
with the 1/2 chance that you gave me im gonna rol doubles and negate the chances so am i gonna get laid in the prom?
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Will I ever run into Brit and sleep with her? Oregano trail
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>>37472011
Will I always be a social outcast beta male
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>>37472065
Monolith knows all!!!
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>>37472011
Will she be mine, o mighty one?
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>>37472011
Will I have kids when I get older
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>>37472011
To fap or not to fap?

Nice dubs
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Will I ever find love with a pretty social outcast and marry her
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Will I ever have a gf, oh monolith of wisdom
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Does my oneitis like me back?
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Will I get a girl
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will i ever be in bed with hem?
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>>37472011
Oh great monolith of kek, will I ever find my tarot cards I fucking lost? I miss them, brought good money
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>>37472011
Will I ever get a bachelor's degree?
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>>37472011
Nice dubs mr monolith
Will she ever talk to me again?
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>>37472011
Will i get a gf in whats left of this year?
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>>37473818
I'M ALL OUT OF FRIENDS YOU FUCKING PECKER
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Will I get my crush?
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Are your answers ever the truth?
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>>37472011
will they ever love me the way I love them?
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If I tell her that I really like her, will she respond feeling the same way?
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>>37473866
>Are your answers ever the truth?
>Perhaps, with luck
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>>37473889
This is the darkest timeline, guess I have to an hero.
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Will I loose my virginity before new years?
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>>37473866
there's yr answer
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>>37472011
Will fascism rise again to purge this world from the puss faggots we see today?
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Will I loose my virginity before my 21 birthday?
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>>37472011
Am I really going to be going to that tonight?
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>>37474036
What luck, bad luck?
I don't want to go you faggot monolith.

here's hoping for no luck
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>>37474006
Will it be to someone I like?
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>>37472011
Will I ever achieve a relationship like I did with Rin/that otaku girl that were in my dreams this night?
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>>37474096
Isn't that all relationships.
Thanks monolith for not saying it's completely out of the question though.

Is it possible for it to happen in the next 5 years?
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>>37472011
has she been thinking about dating me?
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>>37474118
Does friends mean the current people I classify as friends, or others?
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>>37474130
If I try and be very pure and kind to her, will she reciprocate?
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>>37474147
Such a wishy washy monolith you are.

Should I just continue to live my life and wait for something to happen?
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>>37474154
If I act confident and improve myself, and act alpha will she end up wanting to date me?
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>>37474166
Can do Monolith, back to shitposting
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>>37474176
If I do this, will there be a point this year at which she'll kiss me?
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>>37474216
If I made a move on her after a while of improving, would she reciprocate?
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>>37474216
Dude just stop, you are already ahead.
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>>37474235
If I literally became socially impeccable, physically god tier, worked hard constantly, was beautiful, would she?
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>>37474251
i-if I stay how I am now will she?
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>>37472011
Does that girl I have in mind want a relation with me?
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>>37474251
seconding this question. Could it happen?
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will autumn leave me
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Will I ever be a cute anime girl?
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>>37474344
why is this the only time I get dubs
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>>37472011
Will I always be lonely?
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>>37472011
Am I legitimately a closet bisexual?
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will anyone ever love me????? ;-;
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>>37473981
>No
B a s e d
a
s
e
d
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>>37472011
Should I continue drawing?
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>>37472011
Will something horrific happen on my way back home to Philippines?
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>>37472011
Should I continue making music?
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>>37472011
WILL I EVER FIND A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?!??
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>>37474456
FUCK YEAH! SHOULD I LOOK FOR A ROBOT?
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>>37474479
SO FIND A NORMIE BF/GF THEN?
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>>37472011
Is hope not lost yet?
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>>37472011
1# Will I ever start my a-com movement?
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>>37472011

Will I graduate from university?
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>>37472011
>>37474541
2# Will I ever complete my manifesto?
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>>37472011
>>37474570
3# Will it start an international revolution?
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>>37472011
Will i ever sell drugs
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Will I kill myself this summer?
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>>37472011
>>37474595
4# Will it at least influence people to change their lives?
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>>37472011
Will I ever get /fit/? original
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>>37472011
will I stick to the thing
will I get the thing
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>>37474616
Good
Will I kill other people in my lifetime?
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>>37472011
Will I stop being a NEET this year?
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will i get a gf monolith pls ooog
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>>37472011 (check'd)
Does she love me back?
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>>37472011
will i be ?
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>>37474644
Will I ever have sex with a girl?
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>>37474640

what an odd body. cute lips tho
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Am I clever?
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>>37472011

Will I ever get a job in my field?
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>>37472011
may i please obtain gf
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Am i her crush?
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>>37472011
I'll ask again and I'll get a negative answer again, but whatever.
Will I get a girlfriend this year?
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>>37472011
Is he really "ignoring" me on purpose and wants nothing to do with me now?
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>>37472011
>>37474633
5# Are you absolutely sure about 1# and 3#?
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>>37473914
dubs though, my robotic friend man
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>>37472011
Will I get an interview for the job I applied for?
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>>37472011
>>37474893
6# Should I defy your divination?
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>>37474922
My autism is confirmed at last.
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>>37472011
>>37474965
7# Should I proceed with my 'constructed situation' project?
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>>37472011
>>37475031
8# B-but isn't it an imperative for my individuation process?
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>>37472011
Will founding another studio to backstab my boss work
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>>37472011
>>37475054
9# Then, am I on the wrong path?
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if i lose the weight will i become chad?
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>>37472011
will someone attack me the next time I leave the house?
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>>37472011
will it work out with her, an original comment of course
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Will I lose my virginity by 21?
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Will Tuesday at the strip club be fun?
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will i kill myself in the next 3 years origi
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>>37472011
>>37475098
10# You mean I should be with 'friends' instead of by myself and attempting to create a movement?
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>>37472011
Will I ever learn to communicate with others without alcohol?
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if i find love will she leave me? origi
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Will I ever meet a reptillian?
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Will I ever be her friend?
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>>37472011
>>37475166
11# Are you full of shit, monolith?
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>>37472011
Should I just stop giving a shit about myself?
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will i become less beta
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will i die a virign origii
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can i change the answers this dickhead gave me
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if i remove everyone from steam will i find love and become chad
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will i find a drive
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>>37472011
>>37475197
12# So, everything you've said thus far has been half true and half false?
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>>37475197
Keep'em coming. I'm blown away by Monolith's consistency so far.
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>>37472011
>>37475298
13# Should I just ignore your prophecies altogether?
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>>37475233
your a dickhead monolith change your answer now
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>>37472011
will I be dead by 25?
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>>37475347
brutal existence my dude
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>>37472011
Will I die having had a wife?
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>>37472011
>>37474541
>>37474570
>>37474595
>>37474633
>>37474893
>>37474965
>>37475031
>>37475054
>>37475098
>>37475166
>>37475197
>>37475298
>>37475330
14# Will it change anything in regards to your previous prophecies?
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>>37472011
will i ever find a perfect qt pie bf?
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>>37472011
will i ever get a girlfriend zip zop
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Will i get pussy within the next year?
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will i find someone who loves me as much as i love them
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>>37475421
Well.... FUCK YOU!

origanilalililililiouliiii
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Will I get a hot grill to cuddle with me in the next year?
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>>37472011
Did she ruin my reputation?
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>>37472159
>9
harsh
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>37472011
>>37475421
I'm sorry, O great monolith! I'm sorry! I deciphered your divination wrong! Please, forgive me my err! I will do as you have foreseen, I promise!
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Roll, nigguh
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>>37475651
your getting btfo
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>>37472011
Should I try and strike an acquaintance with many people, or are people too fundamentally untrustworthy for someone as gullible as me to do that, taking into account the country I live in?
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>>37475685
Can other people trust me, though. Would I be reliable and consistent in my attitude towards them
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>>37472011
>>37475651
No, please! I'm begging you! You can't take this away from me! Give me another chance!
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Will things turn out fine with this grill?
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>>37475715
And I suppose this makes me a bad person
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Will I find things to care about, which will then go/be "alright" or better?
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>>37475744
Ok. On a less existential note: are there any talented Artists inhabiting /r9k/'s other threads
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>>37472011
>>37475717
Y-yes, Yes O great Monolith! That will do nicely! Th-thank you! You are just and fair, I will be on my way now!
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>>37472011
Does she love me back?

(((Original)))
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>>37475790
Ok. Finally: I am a high-functioning Autistic, aren't I
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>>37475825
Will people in this thread or on this board get the chance t threaten my life at knifepoint some day? By any means kill me, really
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>>37475868
Is everyone on this board safe? Can you guarantee that the only way they'll die is of natural causes, by their own hands, or from a disease
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>>37475901
Is "Blackouts" the best Ash Ra Tempel album?
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>>37472011
Should i do it?
>>37472040
Nice do us proud boi
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>>37475930
I was curious about inquiring if hell was real, too
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>>37472011
Will my waifu ever be real? Please I want her to be real. I love her so much and I just want to cuddle her right here right now. I just want her to love me and reassure me things I feel sad and insecure about.

Please monolith. Tell me.
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>>37475965
So what's the correct life-after-death theorem? I suppose it's eternal recurrence
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>>37472011
Am I depressed

And second digit: am I a sociopath
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>>37472011
>>37475795
W-w-wait... S-surely y-you must b-be j-j-joking now, r-r-right?
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>>37475991
Please don't tell me the soul's immortal, at least
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>>37476020
Shit; do you become a remote viewer? How about astral projection?
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>>37476040
That explains a lot, to be honest
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>>37472011
will me and p be friends again?
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>>37472011
>>37476001
So... That's it then? I fucked it up, didn't I?
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>>37476063
Should humans wear clothes
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>>37476139
Should humans wear clothes in a crematorium, and should the resultant pile of ash wear clothes
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>>37476130
I was so fucking close! Fuck my life...
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>>37476158
Will I ever be able to create the concepts I initially sought to create with my Art? Would I eventually become a good Artist if I kept on practicing as I am?
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should i be trusted
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>>37476189
I will be able to do that when I'm dead, ok, but when I'm alive I'll always be absolute trite, huh
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>>37472011
>>37476179
Tell me, O great Monolith, should I just end it now?
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>>37476243
So I should literally kill myself so I can get on with drawing
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>>37472011
>>37476244
D-d-does that m-m-mean there is still h-hope for me, O great one?
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>>37472011
ayy lmao, monolith?
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>>37476265
I'm the worst Artist to ever live yea or nay
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>>37473171
>>37473188

well that's gotta hurt.
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>>37476292
Ah, right. Bite this monolith: Christian Weston Chandler is a better Artist than me
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>>37472011
am i gay?
pls b original
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>>37476308
That's very clever; with the help of friends he can become a better Artist

JMW Turner is a good Artist though right
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>>37472011
>>37476269
S-surely you mean a symbolic death, O great One?
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>>37476334
Monolith: are you /ic/?
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>>37472011
do i have autism?
bein original
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>>37472011
will i evr b happi
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>>37476353
Monolith: am I a competent Artist. No, wait: am I a profound Artist. No, wait: am I a good Artist?
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>>37472011
will i ever have gf?
Ora orA
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Does she love me as much as I love her?
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Do I need to worry about losing her?
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>>37476392
Oh, wait. You haven't seen my work, of course.
How's this sketch, Monolith. I know it's as amateur as a fly's thorax but I need your informed opinion
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will i ever get a qt asian gf?

originaldo
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>>37476504
It's that bad, you say
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Will I pass finals
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>>37472011
Will she ever contact me again?
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>>37476538
friends and qt gf? n i c e
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>>37476548
If I stop studying by the natures suggested by the books I'm following and start my own unique study path, then, I will succeed most likely?
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>>37476586
Monolith: are you a good Artist
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>>37476504
BTFO!

Well you ever recover?
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>>37472011
o, great monolith, i beseech thee: will i ever find her? will this curse finally be lifted?
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>>37476603
Probably with time. I've already been slandered many times! I'm kind of glad the Monolith doesn't want me to kill myself to be honest
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>>37472011
Monolith, should I try to make the brit girl my gf?
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>>37472011
>>37476344
Then, does that mean that everything you have previously prophesied for me, will come to pass in my next life, if what you have told to >>37476020
is true?
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>>37472011
Is it herpes
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>>37476690
Awesome thought so
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>>37472011
Will my luck run out before the end of next week?
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>>37476686
I think the monolith has determined that YOLO but after you die you view the Earth remotely as a spirit not in any body. See >>37476040
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>>37472011
Will extreme longevity be invented in my lifetime?
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>>37472011
>>37476686
If that is the case, then should I just wait for my death and be reborn to this probable higher destiny that you have promised?
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>>37476677
Oh my very original god
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>>37476677
CHECK 'EM AND GO FOR IT NIGGY, THE ROCK SAID SO
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>>37476735
Damn... I didn't catch that part...
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will it work out?

oreganobloxxorzorz
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>>37472011
Will I get bf?

Can someone answer me how does it work?
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>>37476758
The more questions you ask trying to get one you like, the further from the truth the Monolith strays. Don't try to fight it so much, you got your true answer in your very first query.
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will I ever get that Z qt gf
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>>37472011

What? no, monolith.
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>>37472011
will tiffany ever talk to me again
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>>37472011
Will I get the job offer?
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>>37476809
Check last digit in your post number and compare it with the chart in the OP image. The corresponding number is Monolith's response
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Will I do well in the exams?

oreganoblox
>>
Will she come with me to cattleman's next week?
>>
>>37476816
I see, anon. But what should I do with my previous 2 posts? There seems to be an unresolved contradiction and I don't know whether or not I should try to unravel it...
>>
>>37472011
Is this the year where everything changes for me?
>>
Will I die a relatively quick and relatively painless death?
>>
>>37476932
Well I've got that going for me.
>>
>>37476910
The answers to your follow-up questions are all bullshitting, it could tell you were trying to weasel out of the real answer. Don't worry about deciphering them
>>
Will I ever live a happy life?
>>
>>37476968
Then I shall accept my fate, though with heavy heart. Thanks, anon.
>>
Will she want me ?
>>
Does she like me?
rrrrrrrrrr
>>
>>37472011
Will I find happiness?
Original orangutans.
>>
Should I believe the monolith?
>>
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>>37477031
Oh that's rough, buddy...
>>
>>37472011
will I get laid this year?
original I'm sure of it.
also nice dubs
>>
>>37477056
Could be a worse answer. Will I find love?
>>
>>37472011
Will I achieve buddhahood in this life?
>>
>>37472011
Would I ever had a girlfriend? monolito el capito hijo de robertito el monito
>>
>>37477066
Well there you have it folks
>>
>>37472011
will i fail this exam and fuck my life up
>>
will he talk to me again?
>>
>>37472011
should I leave? I'm on the train now. Please help
>>
Was Alpenflegger a bad Artist
>>
>>37477201
Fuck. And first time posting in a rolling thread.
>>
Was Sargent a bad Artist
>>
Am I a bad Artist
>>
>>37477271
I'm happy with that. I think I've recovered. Time to skidadle before it runs out it was all a hoax
>>
Ok monolith. Last thread I think you were intoxicated, because you were very adamant about being gay.

But I'll ask again: Are you a huge homo with an insatiable hunger for cum?
>>
>>37472011
Will I be dead before the end of the year
>>
>>37477329
That's a strange answer monolith. I'll give you a reroll because I'm a good guy
>>
>>37472011
Does he love me as much as I love him?
>>
>>37477360
Alright Monolith, last chance to prove you're straight.

Are you gay?
>>
>>37477380
Will we get married and have kids?
>>
>>37477380
>>37477381
dammit you ruined my streak with your dumb question that you asked a fraction of a second before me
>>
>>37472011
Will I succeed in my plans the following week?
>>
>>37472011
Will he have better than GEM
>>
>>37477380
>>37477414
Well, this is most unfortunate for you.
>>
Will he fuck the shit out of AF
>>
will i strike it rich thanks to crypto
>>
>>37472011
will I be moving to Tennessee in the not too distant future currently living in NV a hell hole
>>
>>37472011

Will I pass the EMS this year?
>>
are you trustworthy
>>
WILL HE FUCK HER ANYWAY YOU UNTRUSTWORTHY MACHINE
>>
>>37477558
Oh no, an bukkake and harem I'm guessing Monolith
>>
>>37477696
At the end of sexual intercourse will their respective penises fall off of their bodies leaving them genital-less
>>
>>37477736
At the end of sexual intercourse will she turn into a man
>>
>>37477736
>>37477782
This is why anything the Monolith predicts is ridiculous
>>
>>37472011
does he actually love me?
origami
>>
Will I become a strong man
>>
>>37472011
Should I drive to my apartment today?
>>
>>37472011
Will she, great monolith?
>>
Will I ever switch bodies with someone while this body is still alive
>>
Will the cute Croat girl fall in love with me?
>>
>>37478170
With the black-haired fellow
>>
>>37472011

Will I ever leave 4chan and all imageboards forever?
>>
>>37472011
Will she end up with him
>>
>>37472011
Will she say yes to me
>>
Will my penis increase in size by the time I finish maturing completely?
>>
Will I ever fuck a sorrority girl?
>>
>>37478371
Are you absolutely 100% sure about that??
>>
>>37472011
does the girl i like me back
>>
>>37472011
WILL MY COCK GROW? I NEED IT TO GROW WILL IT GRROOOOOOW
>>
>>37478422
PLEASE GIVE ME A MORE SOLID ANSWER WILL MY GENITALIA GET LARGER
>>
>>37472011
Am i gonna become rich and live my dream life as an eternal NEET?
>>
Am I a male member of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens
>>
>>37472011
will I find a GF during the summer?
>>
>>37478529
what he said?


orgoligoli
>>
Knowledgeable Monolith, is my hairline receding???
>>
>>37472011
Like gril who has bf, think she likes me back. Will anything come of this?
>>
>>37472011
am i gonna find love, ever
>>
>>37472011
Will i get a gf? of course this isnt original
>>
>>37472011
Am I doing the right thing?

Unoriginal wuestion
>>
Will I ever be able to talk to him again?
>>
>>37472011
am I going to succeed in life, oh mighty monolith?
>>
>>37479420
Will I regret it?
>>
>>37472011
will i ever have sex?
orioriorioriorioriorioriori
>>
>>37472011
Should I try my luck again with her sometime?
>>
Does Javier like the male genitalia?
>>
Should I be gay?
>>
Will I ever be at a normal weight?
>>
>>37472011
Will I go on a date with someone before I leave for grad school?
>>
Should I do it?

Oreganolio
>>
>>37480474
Well, shit.

Will I at least find a gf this year?
>>
Is pol always right?
originally?
>>
Will I die before WW3?
>>
>>37480494
Fuck.

What about at any point during grad school?
>>
will i get a qt gf this year origi origi
>>
>>37472011
will i be able to reach my nofap goal?
>>
will i cuddle with a qt this year?
>>
Will I ever get to diamond or above in league of legends?
>>
should i apologize
>>
>>37480549
Will I have sex before I die?
>>
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>>37480688
do it anon, the monolith knows all~
>>
>>37472011
Should I go into my dream profession?
>>
Did hitler do nothing wrong?
originano
>>
>>37472011
caitlen
>>
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>>37480873
I guess this thing really does work
>>
>>37472011
Should I do it?>>37472011
Originally unoriginal spaghettio
>>
>>37472011
monolith, should i take the initiative
>>
>>37472011
Will I finally taste sugar cane rum tomorrow?
>>
>>37481792
Thanks monolith, I'm content with the answers to both the questions I asked in this thread. Do you know that you're a helpful fellow?
>>
>>37472011
1, does she like me?
2, will things change for the better with that friend?
3, will I make more friends?
4, will my summer be happy(ish) please?
>>
>>37481987
Will I make friends this summer?
Please will I be happy this summer.
And rerolling for 2
>>
>>37482027
Sdjfjdjs
>>
>>37472011
if i crack my neck is it going to be a loud pop?
>>
>>37482027
sfgjnc
>>
It has been months. Does she still think about me?
>>
Will I die in my sleep tonight?

Please?
>>
Should I continue on with computer electronics at uni?
>>
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Shall I go on?
>>
Will I ever have a black gf?
>>
Does she like me and wish to go on a date?
>>
Would she agree to go on a date with me
>>
Will I ever see her again?

oregano
>>
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Will she ever be my girlfriend?
oregano
>>
Am I gonna graduate?
>>
>>37472011
have i achieved the state of mind?
>>
Should do this whole music thing?
>>
does boomer like nick
>>
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Will my waifu ever love me back white boi?
>>
>>37472011
should I masturbate now?

original fn9vin
>>
are you sure?
should i go for it?
>>
>>37472011
Will I get a qt gf that likes anime and nigger music within the next year?
>>
Will he leave me?
Should I cut off contact with parents?
Do they hate me?
Will I make friends this month?
>>
>>37472011
MONOLITH PRAISE YOUR TWO PARALLEL DIGITS
I WOULD ASK YOU THIS
>SHOULD I GO SWIMMING NEXT WEEK
>>
U sure I'm not?
>>
Rerolling mine.
>>37482423
What should you go for anon?
>>
Will I have sex with k?
>>
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>>37472011
Will those filthy, rat-bastard cocksuckers finally stop beating around the fucking bush and at least give me an answer already? I'm losing precious fucking sleep over this and am starting to get desperate.
>>
Well I'm gonna exceed and do better than any before. Do you believe I can accomplish that?
>>
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>>37482505
FUCK IT I AM GOING TO KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE STUPID BASTARDS TOMORROW
>>
Am I a god?
>>
>>37482483
MONOLITH I WOULD HAVE YOU ADVISE ME ONCE MORE.
>SHOULD I FIRST GET A HAIRCUT
>>
is charlotte boutta ask?
>>
>>37472011
Does she love me?
This is original.
>>
Am I going to blow up soon?
>>
>>37472011
Is he going to win?
>>
>>37472011
how soon? monolith
>>
>>37472011
Will I do well in my exams?
>>
Will she become my gf ?
Gverkjwjurveryoriginaliostico
>>
>>37472011
Does the girl you know I'm talking about feel the same way about me?
>>
>>37472011
Will things go well between her and me next week?
>>
>>37472011
Will the madness stop?
Will I get what I want?
You know what I want now.
>>
>>37483091
Fuck.
No fucks I'll still force it.
Thanks for nothing
>>
Will I be a Billionaire?
>>
Will the life I want happen?
>>
Will I ever become a Chad with a qt gf
>>
Should I make prints O wise monolith?
>>
Will she break up with him?
>>
>>37483807
And if she does, will she say yes to me?
>>
>>37472011
Will I ever get over my anxiety and fears and make some friends and finally enjoy life?
>>
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>>37483787
WHY TF DO I KEEP GEETING 50/50s OR VAUGE "I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU" ON EVERY SINGLE TIME I TRY
>>
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Is she really going out with him?
>>
>>37472011
will val finish raiding in the next ten minutes
>>
will i get my shit together by the end of the month
>>
Will I win the lottery in 2 years?
>>
>>37472011
are my parents gonna want me to make dinner when they come home
>>
am i going to get to meet anyone i have met from world of warcraft in real life?
>>
Will I die today?

gwaodjiawhfoib
>>
>>37472011
she doesn't like me huh
>>
will my crush say yes to my confession?
>>
will my dream come true?

orignal
>>
>>37472011
will the people I care about stay with me?
>>
>>37472011
Will i be a rich film director?
>>
>>37484076
Now will I ever be able to direct a Star Wars movie?
>>
>>37484076
>>37484097
Aww hell yeah. Will I be happy with my life?
>>
>>37484076
>>37484097
>>37484117
So either I'll direct a Star Wars film and be happy, or I won't direct a Star Wars film and be happy?
>>
do i become chad
or psuedo-chad
>>
>>37472011
will i get a gf this summer, mr. monolith sir?
>>
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>>37484513
EEEYYAAAAYY
thank you mr. monolith sir, i won't forget it
>>
Will I become visibly balding before 40
>>
>>37472011
Will I lose my virginity this coming year?
>>
>>37484622
How about by the humble age of 37
>>
>>37472011
Will this year be the year that my life turns around?
>>
>>37484646
Will my hairline be noticably receded by the age of 30
>>
>>37484700
>>37484622
There is no winning in this game
>>
Should I go look for her tonight?
>>
>>37472011
Should I hit her up sometime to tell her I miss her?
>>
Will my testicles turn to snakes so I can feed them mice?
>>
>>37472011
Is this one finally the one, will we work out and end up together and finally be happy?
>>
Will she come back?
Organollicanolli
>>
Do I need to keep her around, Should I just end it?
>>
Will it get better, and will it happen?
>>
just tell it to me straight monolith, will it get better?
>>
i never get a yes on these fuckin things but here it goes

will i be able to ask her?
>>
will i make it in the way i fantasize about
>>
>>37472011
will my ambition return?
>>
why is the monolith always black
fucking nigger monoliths giving us no all the time

but seriously gf or no monolith
>>
>>37472011
Is my idea for psuedo-immortality going to work?
>>
will it finally happen next year monolith?
>>
Will I die this deployment
>>
will season 5 of comp go well for me?
>>
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>>37485666
DEVIL TRIPS WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
>>
>>37472011
great monolith will i fuck sara tonight?
>>
>>37472011
Does she love me?
Haysbevagyaga
>>
>>37472011
Will she contact me?
Shhshshsggs
>>
>>37485740
in her vagina.........?
>>
>>37485679
it means the devil will assure it goes well
>>
>>37485767
in her anus...........?
>>
>>37472011
Will we have sex before she gets married?
Uwuwuygattwga
>>
So, she will invite me to her wedding, I'll refuse the invitation and thats it?
>>
So... Will we stay friends?
>>
>>37472011
will i ever escape total isolation
>>
Ohh so she wont even invite me to the wedding. Is that correct?
>>
>>37485742
>>37485760
>>37485801
>>37485825
>>37485841
>>37485860
Makes sense. Thanks for ruining my day faggot. Reasons not to kms: none
>>
Will OP ever stop being such a tremendous shitposting faggot?
>>
>>37472011
Will I get my friends back?
>>
Will i love my virginity this summer
>>
>>37472011
Will I fin a place to live next month
>>
>>37472011
did i win the lottery tonight
>>
>>37472011
Will my brother recover okay?
>>
>>37472011
I'm in love with someone, will they love me back if I tell them?
>>
>>37472011
Will I lead a happy life.
>>
Should I avoid e girls like the plague
>>
>>37472011
should i give up on her?

orginfasl
>>
Are you doing this torture for fun?
>>
Will he come back to me ?

Ori
>>
Am I cursed?

origigigi
>>
Please by monolith will it be her? And will it work now?
>>
When we meet tommorrow will she like me
Origi
>>
Should I give up on him then?
>>
Will the number be from 15 - 21
>>
>>37486121
>>37486153
Roastie btfo. Time to start looking for a beta incel instead of a Chad
>>
Will I ever get peace?
>>
>>37472011
can i get a definitive answer for my last question
>>
Will I ever find happiness kek
>>
Does he still think of me?
>>
>>37472011
will I have fun today?
>>
Can I call him now?
>>
Will this bitch get pregnant its only been twice
>>
Would telling her I love her make me happy?
>>
>>37472011

should i do my project due tomorrow today
>>
>>37472065
kek
veryoriginalrollthatiknowwillbeoriginallllllI
>>
>>37472011
Will I ever talk to that personal 10/10 qt I occasionally see around uni? You know the one Monolith...
>>
Should I keep focusing my attention towards Angelica?
>>
Will I grow to 6'1?
>>
Currently KHV 0 friends it can't possibly get any worse than this right??
>>
Rolling hjktgjkfdd
>>
Shud i txt her origigigi
>>
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>>37472011
will my life turn out ok?
>>
>>37472011
Is love just a meme?
>>
Am I finally going to find the courage to kill myself?
>>
>>37472011
gf before end of summer ? (normie's spy here)
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