She blocks your path to your computer. What do you do?

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>>37471155
>drop your pants
>touch the balls
>take hand to nose, sniff it with satisfied face, while making ape noises
>throw a pissbottle in that roaster, if she hasn't ran away yet

People can't block my path fampai I'm 6'2 and I can just barge people down.

I'd want to know why there's a girl in my room before I start shoving her around though.

>>37471155
I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away penis first

>>37471155
Knock her the fuck out cause shes ugly

I don't know what I would do. Do you have a picture of her body so I know what I am up against?

Knock her the fuck out because women are weaker than men.

>>37471155
Give her dresses back and wipe off the make up

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>>37471155
>knock her fucking teeth out
>turn on computer
>browse /a/ while enjoying a delicious batch of chicken tendies

>>37471155

> tfw no tomboy pugilist gf

Who is this semen demon?

>>37471155
Looks like brenden fraiser 2bh

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>>37471632
my ex girlfriend

she's a stupid cunt

>>37471686

> ex-gf

Lol, normies. U mad because she dumped you because your dick is small?

At least give us a greentext storytime.

>>37471686

> blonde hair
> pale eyes
> doesn't wear whore makeup
> no duckface, drawn-on eyebrows, etc.

What a q.t.

She look like the girl of my dreams.

Is she single?

>>37472070
I think so. She's a slut either way.