/britfeel/

>>37471482
these britfeels need to stop.
they trigger me because you britbongs are just i dont know something about you guys just disgusts and disturbs me in a spiritual level of unawareness.

Shh, just woken up

>>37471482

>Saturday night in gettin' smashed alone edition
Fixed it for you, OP

>>37471515
We disturb ourselves on a spiritual level, too.

i really really need to quit drinking because i literally always regret it afterwards and im ruining my mental health

>>37471515
Calm down la, you'll be reet

File: frigoff.png (119KB, 399x320px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 399x320px

>>37471515
Milk Cat 66

might not go into work today

File: 1496440879504.jpg (70KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 640x480px

oi oi lads. Could i please get a quick cheecky rate of some of you legends please? i am seeing the girl i am dating tonight. i have saved up some money from my job so i am going to treat her to a KFC after we have been the pictures

im buzzin to be home from work. im putting on COD and ive got a pint in my hand.

>>37471568
If I managed to quit then so can you, anon
please try to make a better world for yourself

>>37471577

a strong and stable meme.

>>37471593
i wouldn't do if either if i had food poisoning,best ring them and let them know lad

>>37471603

i really want to but my life is so empty that it's difficult to just exist without drugs and shit

>>37471568
Just took that first orgasmic sip of vodka after finishing work for the week. The addict's hit of dopamine is a glorious moment that comes but once a week for me. Well, not counting a few cheeky pints throughout the week but they're hardly drinking at all.

Ate a box of fabs about an hour ago, just now fab juice started running out of my nose. This is the fucking end for me lads

File: rainy day indoors.jpg (35KB, 484x497px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 484x497px

>>37471540
Don't remind me lad
original comment

>got invited for an italian by some old friends
>said id probably go but let them know
>didnt go

sorta feel bad now dessy

>>37471637
not him but iktf. sat here smoking a spliff trying not to think about beer.
i'll fight the feeling for another 30 min then cave and go round to shop.

>>37471683
relatable.
>end of school year normalfags decide to go to restaurant with class
>ends up with 50/50 votes on where to go
>am last person to say anything
>"i'm not going anyway so i don't think i should vote"
>50% betas go meh
>25% stacys go omgf loser
>12% chads go wtf man
>13% chads go ok
>teachers gives you this sad disapointed look

File: DB_Krillin.jpg (26KB, 450x304px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 450x304px

>>37471660
Sounds good anon, try for a 5th?
I've just finished a whole pack of fruit shortcakes

>>37471712
I don't believe anyone actually said omgf loser

>>37471706
you got a good show or game to occupy yourself instead?

>>37471540
>Saturday night alone
Fixed that for you.

>go to small polish store cause I kinda like those pierogi dumplings
>barely any stock, the bread looks fucking awful
>the refrigeration is definitely not below 5c
>all those poor meats and cheeses and shitty yogurts/creams/etc

holy fucking shit, how disgusting.

I ended up just buying flakki and goulash which come in glass jars and aluminum for them PROTEIN gainz instead.

>>37471738
ofc. not, they have to preserve their social status as amazing kind awesome person.
But you can just read the disgust on their faces, they're women ya know?

File: waifu_000000000005.jpg (234KB, 1210x1080px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 1210x1080px

Don't forget to post you're waifu before you head out to the club tonight anons

>>37471775
YANKS OUT OUT OOUUUUUUUTTTTTT

My local is a middle-class pub. It's basically a posh bar with a rustic pub decor. As it got really popular, with middle-class people I'd never seen in my area sprouting out from the woodwork to come and become regulars... I noticed how degenerate the middle class are.

They literally get shitfaced every time they come. They get fancy drinks and go pretty nutty, taking it turns to get huge rounds every 30 mins to an hour.

>>37471683
>best friend who I havent seen in a year invites me to his bday
>say I'll be in a bad mood and too depressed about the future of the country to go
glad I didnt string him along at least

>>37471775
>aluminum
Found the yank

>>37471810
you're waifu is a child.

My town has adopted fidget spinner stalls. They're in the same spot where the emoji pillows used to be sold.

As a young person in the UK at the moment, I need assurances that my zero hour contracts will be protected, voting tory is the only way to achieve this.

>>37471742
yeah i plan on trying to draw something.
feel a bit down and i think a few beers might help elevate my mood. i also know it's going to be a fine line between happy drunk and destructive drunk so will only buy 8 weak fosters.

>>37471825
Yeah I can't sleep at night imaginging having to pay an extra 5p on the pound for every pound I earn above 50k. I'm literally being punished for being successful! And to top it off I'll be charged VAT for my kids private school tuition, which I use as a tax write-off as they count as a charity.

I'm literally going to become working class, I can't believe the state of this country.

File: a_new_waifu_has_been_connected.jpg (165KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1920x1080px

>>37471838

She's a robot lad it's fine

>>37471825
It's better to be frank than to sugarcoat things and lie.

>>37471849
Do you only work ten hours a week or something? I'd rather have 16-24 hours guaranteed in my part-time contract than going back on a zero-hour thing...

Starting drinking to prepare for my weekly saturday night wobble into town to sample normie culture, i dont risk going in any clubs or anything, just have a stroll around the town centre and look at normies and roasties, i dont even know why i do it to be honest, just habit by now

>>37471883
Can't wait for the USB waifu.

File: 1478708115305.jpg (130KB, 506x543px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 506x543px

>>37471810
>before you head out to the club
You fucking what mate?

>>37471883
>>37471883
The only difference is she has metal ears and an actual metal chain around her neck. You sure you're not a pedo? cartoons count, you know. Do you not prefer this sexually mature beauty?

>>37471849
As an old person in the UK at the moment, I need assurances that the NHS will still provide the service i rely on, voting labour is the only way to achieve this

>>37471600
ugly/10
so sorry lad
i hope you have a stellar personality

why do peoples waifus on here always look like children?

>>37471936
lol? why were you not saving up to pay for yourself and your care? why should i pay for you?

>>37471811
>>37471837

madchav is mad

File: train brainstorm.png (2MB, 3233x1242px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3233x1242px

Early prototype

>>37471962
The man's already invested tens of thousands in tax over his working life. He's paid for himself. We all pay for everyone.

>>37471810
No idea what anime but your waifu appears to be an enslaved loli-elf. Would you mind telling us a little more about this obsession along with your home address?

>>37471849

vote for tory's mate.

zero hour contracts, multiple "trial" unpaid shifts and "apprenticeships" are the way of the future.

>>37471936

hope you enjoy more and more anti brexit pakis and muzzies and chavs beating the shit out of you as we come close to 2019 and beyond.

>>37471960
Because they're Japanese characters, and Japanese women look 15 years old until they hit 60

>>37471482
anyone else watch Take Me Out and die in the inside a little bit? Every disabled Chad has a queue of girls wanting to go out with him?

>>37472009

i stop watcing things like that for reasons like that, they just make me feel worse when i already feel bad enough

>>37471962
I was too busy winning WWII, then training our special forces to fight the viet kong
I helped secure your freedom young man. You should help to keep it secure

File: 1493599458334.jpg (66KB, 960x709px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 960x709px

>>37471810
No club tonight for me lad, going to wetherspoons with my mates and my oneitis

>>37471996
That one looks like a child, definitely not a teen

>>37471910

It's Saturday night m8, I assume you are heading to the club? Unless you're some kind of nerd who's going to stay inside on the internet lmao

>>37472009
>Chad is out there getting handy-capable with a line of slags
>You're ugly and alone getting your bennies handi-capped

>>37472028
sorry but you should have been saving up to make sure you would be safe when old, bye

>>37471600

You look fine mate. No homo.

>nearly 31
Fuck I'm old

>>37472047
I'm about to drink cheap polish beer and play civ with my little brother because I'm not a norman

>>37472068
Cast us a spell mr wizard man

>>37472064
>>37471939
thanks lads.

as i said yesterday. some women came in and they complained about the staff in my work being ugly. it has knocked my confidence a bit.

>>37472080
All right, I'll cast a spell repelling attractive women from anyone who posts in this thread

>>37471577
Can anyone give me a rundown on this cat?

>>37471996
bollocks lad. i watch anime sometimes. they look a lot older in other anime. you must like the look of children.

you need to go the doctors or something lad and get help

File: 1434294414805.jpg (11KB, 251x250px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 251x250px

>>37472105
I already have that ability, it was a bonus skill I got upon birth.

>>37472039
Its just a cartoon bruh, make the teens look even younger so their cuter, cus that shit sells

>>37471983
what's all this then?

fucking robot

>>37472099
>some women came in and they complained about the staff in my work being ugly. it has knocked my confidence a bit.

People like that have as much power to make you feel bad as you willingly give them. Re-think and be free.

File: 1436713921390.jpg (682KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

682KB, 1280x720px

You're 10 years old. It's the morning before school and you're having your breakfast before you set off. You don't know who the prime minister is, you don't know anything about politics or the meme wars.
All that concerns you is what's on tv.

What are you watching on cartoon network/nickelodeon, this morning, wee lad?

>>37472164
I always watched the Simpsons in the morning before school, good times

>>37472149
Very true. The girl i mentioned was going to have a fight with them but i told her to leave it out.

>>37472164
>Watching TV before school
>implying I wasn't busy pretending to be dead and hoping mum wouldn't wake me up

>>37472164
>You're 10 years old
>You don't know who the prime minister is

10 year old kids aren't retarded, anon. They don't care who the prime minister is, but that doesn't mean they don't know.

>>37472164
>watching tv
>not playing games

>>37472164
>he had digital tv in his childhood
Fucking middle class out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37472164
I'm watching the news while putting on my tie because I'm not a degenerate

>>37472164
>What are you watching on cartoon network/nickelodeon,
Well check me out, I have Sky

File: Got myself a pachaclip.gif (29KB, 557x605px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 557x605px

>>37472262
>mfw my mum's shady friend hacked a Sky box for us and got all the channels for free

File: 1496332407577.jpg (27KB, 460x308px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 460x308px

QUICK ANON, GET IN!

*drives away, skipping red-lights*

SKREEEEEECHHHHHHHHHH

"Damn, they set up a road block too damn fast, you musta snitched!"

Anon - <<<<<WHAT DO?>>>>>

>>37472306
Tickle it's tummy and ask it who's a cute kitty

>>37472284
Fucking degenerate 10 year olds.

I was the same, anon. Every morning before school I was putting on a proper suit, doing up my tie, and singing the national anthem.

>>37472284
Alright Reviewbrah settle down, you've got to kep moving remember?

>>37472306
*snaps its neck, tosses the limp body out the window*
cheeky bastard cat calling me a snitch

>>37472319
>Touching a cat's belly
>Ever
It's like you want your hand to become a pincushion.

>>37472349
My cat lets me do it

>>37472262
>>37472289
Daddy too busy spending all his money on drink and beating you and your mum?

I hope not, lads. That would be horrible. You've had a hard life and I'm sorry.

CL Final

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycbboXDO2kA

>>37472366
Your cat is better behaved than mine, then.
Little shit latches onto my arm and kicks it like a fuckin' kangaroo.

>>37472397
Same here Paldred. More annoying when they decide that sprinting across the room via my bare thigh featuring maximum claw is shitty

>>37472164
I still remember the day I came home from school and my mum told me she'd gotten cable. I was so excited. All down hill from there.

>>37472376
Haha, daddy was never around m8 but my mum psychologically tortured me and told me multiple times per week that her life being shit was all my fault.

>>37472108
That is Milkcat. He has been here for longer than anyone can remember.

>>37472397
It's usually female cats that hate it whereas male cats aren't bothered

>>37472349

You what mate, my kitties let me squish their tumtums all the time.

>>37472397
>not properly training his cat
Sounds like you're the pet. That's pathetic. Most beta of the beta.

>>37472501
he abuses his cat, cats let people who they trust rub their belly, he must beat or hit his cat

>>37472506
m8 I was 4 when she was born.
>>37472514
>Abuse
She's spoiled rotten. Only the best for Princess Oldfart.

>>37472539
t. underage

outed yourself

>>37472306
Rustle the Dreamies bag and swap seats. His legs are too short to hit the accelerator.

>>37472551
I turned 22 last month. The cat is 18, we grew up together.

I WAS SO YOOOUNG
WHEEN I WAAS BOORN
MY EYEES COULD NOT YET
SEEEEEE

>>37472539
>m8 I was 4 when she was born.

lol how underage are you?

>>37472539
To spoil someone/something is to abuse it.

>took 5 xanax and had two bottles of cider
>not much happened
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37472349
It's a trust thing.

Your cat doesn't trust you enough.

>>37472397
Mine kicks too, but affectionately and doesn't cause damage.
>Yeah, I should maim you
>But you feed me
>I'll do this as a warning
>TIL NEXT TIME

I had a cat named mowser. He lived to be 21. Was actually 6 years older than me.

>>37472514
That's not true. Some cats like their bellies rubbed some don't, same as humans having their feet tickled.

>>37472108
He just sits up at the bar every day, gives the bartender a nod and then just enjoys his milk in silence for the rest of the night

>>37472676
t. cat abuser

File: 1494057362972.jpg (11KB, 228x223px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 228x223px

>>37472614
She trusts me enough to try and get on my lap when I'm having a shit.

>>37472590
Don't talk utter shite anon. Making a lot of fuss of cats, spoiling them, whatever you want to call it isn't abuse.

>Went to visit gf's mother
>She opened the front door
>I walked in an fussed the cat before acknowledging her
>She was offended
>I don't care

>>37472606
YANK. Xanax isn't prescribed in the UK

odds i play morrowind
evens i play oblivion
dubs i play skyrim

>>37472732
>I have a girlfriend

wow you think we give a shit? go brag somewhere else faggot. enjoy the horrible pain when the revelation comes that she cheated on you

File: Living The Wan Wan Life.gif (794KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

794KB, 500x281px

>>37472306
"Sorry mate I'm more of a dog person"

>>37472761
Hope you have mods to fix that god awful gameplay lad

>>37472756
Yeah and the darkweb isn't a thing.

Fucking mongoloid

File: c7e2207023fe31c8f73d5f3bf98abe55b492b542_hq.gif (426KB, 500x419px) Image search: [Google]

426KB, 500x419px

On the verge of doing a bulimia lads. Please help

I don't want to do this~

>>37472657
One of my mom's cats (that she catnapped off the neighbours as they weren't looking after him then moved 150 miles away) lived for another 24 years and he was fully grown when she had him.

>>37472777
desu lad think im just gonna play oblivion
the coin toss made me realise what i truly wanted

>>37472794
if i have to calorie manage you have to resist, if you give in im ordered 2 pizzas

>>37472794
*sticks my cock down your throat*

You can't stick your fingers down it now!

>>37472794
I want to kiss your tongue

File: IMG_1318.jpg (2MB, 4000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4000x3000px

>>37472687
Yeah, if you say so anon. She's so abused she's cowering in the duvet.

>>37472794
>I don't want to do this
You don't have to do it, Tilde.

>>37472852
Very cute, would pet/10.

File: e17.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>37472794
Don't do it Tilde! Stay strong, deep breathing!

>>37472768
>EX gf

Better now, sperglord?

>>37472852
very pretty kot, wanna stoke her

File: lblblblblbllbl.jpg (5KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 259x194px

>>37472850
kiss away

>>37472794
You're strong enough to take command of yourself my dearest Tilde. Don't think of others but of the more perfect self you would like to be - and remember that the outside is but a single expression of what's inside. A strong mind begets an attractive body.

>>37472852
I do like black cats

>best customer service I've ever had was from a prossie

strange lads

Anyone catch the anime 'Roommate'? Asking for a friend of course, he's a bit of a bender though watch your backs lads haha

I hope that lad with champions league final tickets didn't end up selling them

what a game

>>37472905
well thats not fair is it
its bound to be good when it ends with you cumming

File: IMG_20170531_220813.jpg (935KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

935KB, 1200x1600px

>>37472852

Nice kitty anon.

Harold took his first selfie yesterday.

>>37472963
It didn't tho that's the thing.I usually just get 30 minute sessions because I cum in that time span but it took me ages this time. Took me over an hour but she said it's fine since I'm a regular and she won't charge me for the hour

>>37472973
this is shipanon isn't it?
you named your cat after him didn't you?

File: miia.jpg (8KB, 210x240px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 210x240px

>>37471810
just had a spot o luck at the local shop, lass behind the counter gave me 4 guiness for free, they're a month out of date like, but fuck it.

File: l2.jpg (1MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 4128x2322px

>>37472870
>>37472882
>>37472889
Cheers. She falls asleep like this.

>>37473004

No its not shipanon. I liked the idea of him being named after britfeel mascot and chose our Harold over Poleaboo.

>>37473006
Beer doesn't really go bad mate, just means the taste is affected a bit

>>37472973
>>37473004
My cat is called Mr. Whiting after the guy who brutally fucked and killed the 8 year old girl Sarah Payne

>>37472756
bought it from a cross-eyed tranny gimp around the back of a train station.

>Arguing online

Do people really do this?

>>37473058
That's even more fucked up that calling a cat Harold after Shipman.

File: 1491089518431.gif (510KB, 700x827px) Image search: [Google]

510KB, 700x827px

morning lads

oriririor

just learned the black lad from the new star wars was one of the last people to see damilola taylor alive, grew up together apprently

strange world innit

>>37473140
Whenever he brings me a dead mouse or bird that he's caught outside, I say "Oh no Mr. Whiting, poor Sarah is dead! You're going to have to go on the sex offenders register now!"

He loves it.

>>37473058
This is why I want to leave britfeel

>>37473169
he probably did it

>>37473119
No, and frankly what a stupid question.

File: squizz.jpg (2MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4128x2322px

>>37472973
He's lovely. Is he all grey or a grey tabby?

Pic is of my neighbour's cat who gets lonely in the day so he comes over to spend it with me, I guess I'm his pet shut-in. He has no ears because he had skin cancer as a kitten so they had to be amputated.

>>37473189
Shut the fuck up, faggot, people argue online all the time

>>37473183
Well you'll never leave mate, so you might as well settle in and enjoy

>>37473186
hard to tell those black faces apart on grainy cctv at night isn't it

My Umaru-chan pillow came in the post today lads, giving her a cuddle on the sofa tbqh

>tfw you realise how important Christianity was in civilizing the western and you know people are talking shit when they talk about religion being a problem for thousands of years

>>37473224
i was joking at first but thinking about it its kind of true, is there any way to get the police to look into him being a suspect, him being the last person to see her alive is a bit of a red flag

Does britfeel think Jeremy Corbyn might actually win? I'm in a marginal constituency and I'm seeing way more support than the polls reflect.

>>37473233
Explain to me why it was important because I'm not convinced.

Civilizations thrived well before Christianity was around.

File: 1496097149663.jpg (54KB, 462x546px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 462x546px

an acquaintance of mine has offered me a free kitten because he took in a pregnant stray.

Should I do it?

>>37473066
No wonder they didn't have any effect then; they were probably his hormones or something.

>>37473145
Morning. You're late today, did you have a lie-in?

>>37473267
No, but we might get a hung parliament, which would be disastrous for the country

>>37473267
Not a chance. The way that the electoral system is set up makes it extremely unlikely.

When you have a binary choice, like the US presidential elections or Brexit, big upsets can happen. But with the UK system it's much less likely.

The craziest thing that could realistically happen is the tortes don't increase their majority by much.

>>37473267
I think as long as he doesn't have a big blunder (and Theresa May continues at her current rate of one big blunder per day) he'll probably win marginally.

>>37473269
Remember that men of the cloth were devoted to theology and philosophy as well as medicine and science. They were for a long time the only people devoted to inquiry because they were self-contained and therefore at liberty to do so. This was facilitated by special dispensation and distance from both the peasantry and the nobility.

>>37473297
absolutely lad, just make sure you've got enough money to take good care of it!

food, cat litter, flea/worm treatment etc.

I would keep it as a house cat if you live next to any reasonably busy roads

File: 02f.jpg (34KB, 655x527px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 655x527px

>Labour-SNP coalition

>>37473370
I'd vote for it since it would surely be original

>>37473370
>Scottish independence and Jezza throws in Northern Ireland for Ireland cause he's generous like that

File: e55.jpg (59KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1024x576px

>>37473330
went to sleep a bit later than usual tbqh lad

>>37473232
is it in hamster or normal form?

>>37473370
Tory minority government, possible coalition with the DUP, and a new PM (as May would be given the boot for fucking up so badly)

File: Umaru.jpg (64KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 600x450px

>>37473422
There are several expressions available but this one was the only choice for me. Picture is off google btw (though I am a wagecuck)

File: 1417257781567.jpg (74KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 800x533px

What should I do with the potential Poleymon I have now? I'd give them away to some of the anons here, since some of them are pretty good (you know, aside from having Amir as the trainer name).

>>37473360
When you look at the greatest thinkers of all time, how many of them were priests? Seems like very few to me.

Quite a few of them were killed by the church though.

>>37473457
pic made me giggle a bit, looks great lad

buy one of those umaru cloaks next

>>37473267
i went for a drive around town today and dozens of houses had labour posters in the window, a few had lib dem and there was no tory. was honestly surprised

>>37473370
Both the SNP and Labour have ruled out a coalition.

It wouldn't work anyway. In Scotland they are mortal enemies. It's about as likely as a tory-labour coalition.

>>37473483
>Quite a few of them were killed by the church though.
Name five

>tfw fumbling with my weekly shopping at the self-checkout on a Saturday evening while all the normies are passing through buying alcohol for their ebin parties full of casual sex and drug use

Just got a pineapple and coconut Relentless to use as a mixer from the petrol station. Never seen one before, wish me luck.

>>37473494
I didn't know such a thing existed but now I will.

>>37473483
I could google more but off the top of my head I'm a big fan of St. Thomas Aquinas.

>>37473269
and all of them thriving civilizations had some form of religion but none of the religions promoted a moral code as strong as Christianity. A lot of western kings, especially British ones were christian and therefore held morals that promoted good tidings to the masses.

Christianity replaced a lot of degenerate religion that promoted anarchy and poor morals such as shamanism, and it would have been replaced by viking religions if it was not brought over by the romans. there is also the effect it had on building the rule of law, the magna carta, and the papal use in using Christian causes to defend against islam, and stopping corrupt kings. Christianity was one of the strongest forces for pulling people together to fight against the vikings.

Christianity gave people order, guidance, and consolidated the feudal system.

Just put a 10 bong bet on labour winning the GA ayy lmao

>>37473574
What odds?

>>37473203

He's a bit tabby, it looks like he has highlights.

Cute kitty anon, I'm glad it survived the cancer. Can he hear okay?

>>37473483
>Seems like very few to me.

wow there. a lot of historians back in the british days were monks, and individuals that fought for the magna carta

Fags/sugardaddies(homo) are really desperate and horny and spendy right?

You think it's easy enough to get some of them to treat me out on a nice chinese bakery shopping spree (20-30+ quid) for a BJ?

>>37473601
the ideal would be some sort of faggot who wants to blow me and let me fuck his shaven ass, but then also wants to pay for everything

>>37473498

I think there were will be a lot of silent voters for the torys. The second you mention to anybody that you agree with any of their manifesto, you're judged for it.

>>37473518
Steve, Neil, Graham, Aaron and Mohammed

File: x3bhyt.jpg (123KB, 1365x768px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1365x768px

>>37472830
>>37472831
>>37472850
>>37472857
>>37472873
>>37472888
Thank you all so much desu. You're all honesty great and managed to stop me from doing something I would regret, kind of

I ended up drinking lots of water and throwing that up instead. I guess it's not great but I think it is better than binge eating and if nothing else is a decent last resort. Tomorrow should be easier since the first day after binging is always the hardest. But really thank you so much lads. You're all incredibly kind and I love you all desu!

>>37473498
if you dare to vote for anything even remotely right wing you have a target on your back to be punched for being a nazi

File: heron001.jpg (1MB, 2322x4128px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2322x4128px

I need your advice /britfeel/

In town earlier and I saw this in a shop window. It has never crossed my mind to buy a stuffed heron before but now I've seen it I can't stop thinking about it. Should I buy it?

>>37473619
lmao anon i dont think youve thought this through

>>37473632
Ah them, great bunch of lads

>>37473634
you still threw up all over the place, im getting my two pizzas

>>37473646
where's the problem lad?

>>37473645

How much is it lad?

Looks like a good way to start your stuffed heron collection.

>>37473641
i don't live in a paki hell hole city lad. this area is currently held by the torries, but it does seem to change for whoever is in power

>>37473634
I want tildeanon to be sick on me

>>37473634
Proud of you, lad.

>>37473645
personally i think taxidermy is hideous

>>37473472
has poley confirmed if it is or isnt his yet, he plays pokemon

>>37473661
if you want someone to pay for your meal, you are going to be fucked and sucking dick

Just found out my 'mates' only invited me out tonight because I know the owner of the club and get free entry and free drinks. Shit feel lads, Elliot was onto something. People are awful

>>37473672
doesn't matter, you just need one person to walk by your house and see a tory poster and decide to brick your windows

the reverse never happens

>>37473619

>penetration

gonna be at least 300quid to convince me, unless he's a really hot shaven boy with a 7 inch dick in which case I'd charge less (though id prolly do it for free but fuck that ill still charge).

>>37473634
I've said this before, but I know how it feels because I went through it ten years ago. You have someone who can relate in these threads at least once a day. You'll get past this and come out stronger.

>>37473634
Wouldn't mind you throwing up over my cock 2bh.

>>37473708
I dunno lad, I reckon there's some who want to be abused/dominated both with their wallet and their arse

>>37473714
Says all you need to know about Labour voters

>>37473619
If he's the daddy you're getting fucked you little bitch.

>>37473700
I want to believe, but I doubt I have his old copy. Is his name that uncommon?

>>37473518
Hypatia of Alexandria - influential Mathematician and Philosopher, killed by a mob of Christians led by a bishop.

Roger Bacon - Mathematician, writer of the influential Opus Majus

Cecco d'Ascoli - Mathematician and astronomer, killed by the Inquisition

Michael Servetus - polymath who was the first person to work out how the human circulatory system works. Burned at the stake.

Giordono Bruno - Mathematician and astronomer, burned at the stake.

>>37473632
New Take That lineup

>>37473708

>fucked for paying a meal

that better be a full course meal off a 5 star hotel + lots of extras then.

Even shitty prostitutes charge 100+ and we all know gay men who pay for shit tend to be very rich and generous.

>>37473645
Are you an impulsive buyer? I have to stop myself buying random shit all the time

>>37473619
tbqh lad I'd be that faggot provided they were attractive

>>37473748
why are you trying to sneak Roger Bacon in there? kek

>>37473758
no gay is going to pay for all that if its just some random anon unless he was a 10/10

>>37473748
This lot balances it out I think

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology

>>37473748
The only one who comes close to being one of the greatest thinkers of all time there is Roger Bacon, and he was a friar who was not killed by the church.

>>37473645
i-i kinda want one now

>>37473804
>shifting the goalposts

>wake up after having a dream where i fall in love with a 14 year old girl and keep telling her we have to wait for 2 years before we do anything

is this how it fucking starts

File: squizz003.jpg (1MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 4128x2322px

>>37473586
Sometimes stripes become more prominent as they get older, but then again, sometimes they completely fade away too. Bet his eyes turn blue, awesome!

Yeah, his hearing is fine, he can hear a bag of cat treats opening from two floors and a duvet away. He's got little crescent nubs that make him look like a thuggish teddy bear but he's soft as shit.

>mum and dad wonder why I'm such a shut in disaster of a person freak
>mum gets drunk every night and shouts that I'm going to fuck everything up and I'm annoying
>dad just sits there and doesn't say anything unless she directs her comments at him and then just tells her to shut up
>mum literally tells me to stop breathing
>dad has episodes where he walks around talking to himself scratching his arms because he thinks there's something in them
>they know I can hear them talking about me but keep doing it anyway
>if I sit with them they don't try to initiate conversation and if I try to talk they just go silent and leave the room
I don't know if I can cope living in this house anymore lads.....

>>37473839
>When you look at the greatest thinkers of all time, how many of them were priests?
this was you, yes? The church has produced far more great thinkers than it killed

>>37473790

>fat, ugly slags can charge 100+ quid for a fuck off some working class pleb
>but apparently the most sexually depraved/least faithful/richest demographic will only pay more than 20 quid if you're a 10/10 model who somehow wasn't cast in hollywood or married a rich roastie or just succeeded in life through looks alone

makes sense.

>>37473887
Nah I'm just shitposting at you
He named five lad, give him that

>>37473585
11/1
Ori
Fuck off robot

>>37473887
Quite a few of the ones it did kill WERE priests

>>37473893
good luck finding your sugardaddy who is going to let you fuck him for a load of expensive shit

>>37473887
Uh? Are you joshing? The Dark Ages - which was CAUSED BY Christianity - set human development back 1000 years.

>>37473832
He died of mysterious circumstances in a church prison.

Also

>Working out how the human circulatory system works isn't important

kek.

> Lol man defending Christiananity like that I can only guess you also think pedophilia was another great gift the romans gave the bristish. And promote good tidings?!?? Are you fucking dumb? Medieval times were fucked. Science saved us. God isn't real.

reply i got off someone from facebook because i tried arguing that Christianity was important in civilizing the western world.

why are yanks so edgy

>>37473893
>most sexually depraved/least faithful
Here's your problem babe. Supply and demand.

File: squizz003.jpg (2MB, 2322x4128px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2322x4128px

>>37473586
That pic came out the wrong way, sorry.

>>37473887
Did the church *produce* them, or did they just happen to be church people since everyone influential was back in those ages

File: 1495782154739.gif (295KB, 500x338px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 500x338px

can specsavers put old prescriptions in my new glasses?

new ones fucking suck but the frames are way better

>>37473856
>We have to wait two years until you're a complete bitch and you have nothing but contempt for me and everyone but Chad

>>37473870
I know your situation mate. My mum is insane, she thinks there are mics and cams in the house and that the neighbours watch her when they don't and she has just generally lost the plot, it drives me up the wall and it's probably the reason I drink every night. I want out this house now but I'm going to Bristol in November so there's no point

>>37473948
They're not intentionally edgy, they're just brainwashed. Remember that they opt into circumcision wholesale. It's not hard to see what the problem is here.

I want to pump my warm jizz down Tilde's throat.

>>37473870

nah mate, you need to get into your own place.

i lived with my dad and step mum for 2 or 3 years after leaving my mums and they just used me as a scapegoat for everything wrong in their lives. they kept telling me that me living there was causing too much strain on them, even when i had a job and was paying keep and did a lot of chores around the house for them.

i visit sometimes and they don't seem any happier with eachother.

>>37473958
>>37473858

That's lush, he seems nice.

>>37473870
Lock your bedroom door, get on your computer and make some money.

Anyone who isn't a complete retard could easily make enough money to move out, without even having to get a job.

>>37473937
>there are people who still believe this
Reddit really needs to be destroyed

>>37473991
Don't see the point lad, he'd just throw it up

>>37473905
Nice, it was 15/1 the other day on PP.

I think Jezza can do it.

>>37473748
actually look up who those people were, and you'll discover they either weren't killed by the church, or were loony pseudo-scientists who you'd laugh at today, and were told again and again by the church to stop until they ended up burning them

File: 1462988462064.jpg (24KB, 305x303px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 305x303px

>>37474014
I'll force it back down!

>>37474021
>were told again and again by the church to stop until they ended up burning them

Oh that changes everything. Pesky thinkers, why didn't they stop thinking and publishing their findings? Should have listened to the church and just shut up, that would have progressed science.

Your thinking is a bit muddled lad. I reckon it's clear you are just a zealot and there's not much point in talking to you, because you'll always defend the church no matter how much contradictory information people throw at you.

>>37474063
yeah, scientific findings like "oh maybe we should try to employ the use of demons"

scientist is a generous term

>>37473983
yeah, you're right. its just a bit surprising. i put good points foward, i used historical references, and important factors such as the rule of law and he replied calling me dumb without ant argument.

>>37473664
40 bong, so it's not obscenely expensive. Granted I could buy something sensible or even save the money instead but... well shit, I never had a stuffed heron before.

>>37473698
So do I, but that's why I like it. I also have a glass eye collection.

>>37473768
Not really, anon. Sometimes with like Harribo or Doritos and stuff but not for anything major and definitely not for taxidermy.

>>37473834
Thank fuck for that, it's not just me then. The more I think about it the more I wish I'd bought it there and then so I've got all Sunday with it on my mind now.

File: 1473535330876.jpg (80KB, 935x1070px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 935x1070px

>tfw tilting a fizz off the face of the earth with teemo

I don't even do anything special to him lol. He kept diving me and losing.

>>37474102
The world would be a far different place if critical thinking was taught wholesale. Not RE which pushes specific stances, or agenda driven bullshit: the actual process of reasoning out and deciding for yourself.

>>37474141
I agree with you but I don't think that can be taught.

Plus the human brain has a tendency to make you believe that you've reasoned something out and decided for yourself, but actually you're influenced by implicit bias.

>>37474141
i was not arguing weather Christianity is important today though. im sure the elite back in the day were taught how to think critically. the masses were not taught because of the damage it could of done to the system. image the masses peasants studying Plato and Aristotle, would have been more rebellions than loafs of bread.

>>37474192
>actually you're influenced by implicit bias
No doubt, but what we're talking about is logic and it can be taught as easily as mathematics - it just isn't because it would run contrary to the wishes of the control class.

>>37474141
>RE which pushes specific stances

lmao

it's just educating kids about what it is people around the world believe, and the sorts of beliefs that have shaped the modern world, like christianity's principles forming european values.

you're so fucking insufferable, muh process of reasoning, fuck off. you're one of these people who also thinks it's a benefit to society to have everyone attend university and get their silly little degrees because if everyone has a university level of education we'll live in a utopia of reason and logic, but nevermind the fact that we have to then import people who know how to sort the plumbing out

>>37474262
>it's just educating kids about what it is people around the world believe, and the sorts of beliefs that have shaped the modern world
not lad but not at my school it wasnt. the teacher was very obviously christian and it was very biased, might as well have been sunday school

>>37474230
I studied philosophy and we did a lot of logic, both philosophical and symbolic.

The people I studied with weren't much different from anyone else. I don't think the world would be that different if these things were also taught in schools.

You can teach someone how to reason, but that doesn't mean they'll use it.

File: 1495225702483.gif (2MB, 370x281px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 370x281px

>>37468818

Thanks for the suggestions, anons. Was a waste though, apparently he's staying there for another month.

oh well i'm not upset

>>37474312
I went to a CofE school and there wasn't any bias at all, just a good education about the world's main religions

>>37474338
Personally I learned fuck all except that all religions were equal but especially Islam

>>37474327
Heathrow isn't in North London.

>>37473967
when I got a new perscription they said they could put new lenses in my old glasses but it was cheaper to buy a new pair so I guess its possible. It may take you a while to get used to a new perscription,took me a couple of weeks

>>37474359
>Personally I learned fuck all

I'm guessing that's reflected in the state of your life.

>>37474192
>I don't think that can be taught.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratic_method

Philosophy should be a mandatory class along with Maths and English.

>>37474436
watch out lads we got ourselves a big boy here

>tfw off my tits after drinking Panda pop

>>37474401
Heathrow isn't even outer london. It's closer to windsor than it is to london

>>37474446
I'm very familiar with philosophy, which is exactly why I don't think it can be taught. See my post here:
>>37474313

>>37474446

It doesn't benefit the ruling classes. I'm surprised they still teach children English.

>>37474446
and it is amongst the elite

just not you underclass plebs who it would be wasted on

>>37474436
You're right actually, getting a C in my RE GCSE was the beginning of the end. Employer after employer was clamouring for that diverse religious knowledge. If only I'd known at the time not to mock the penis-shaped 'Pillars of Islam' I'd be a CEO by now

File: bedz.jpg (1016KB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

1016KB, 4128x2322px

>>37473995
>My cat hated all cats that came near
>Me and her moved here
>She met the one with no ears and fell in love
>In a platonic way because they've both been done

>>37473998
Go on then, how?

>>37474603
>I'd be a CEO right now

What are you now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoCxAzF1VIY

lads why is there an ad about water being cucked

>>37474080
Not interested much in the argument you're having but remember Isaac Newton firmly believed in alchemy. It was the thinking of the time and seemed plausible until he came up with newer theories. (I think organised religion/Abrahamic religions should have died out with alchemy and believing in demons, actually).

>>37474401
Dropped off at Heathrow, plan was to drive to the restaurant in N.London, and from there, back to his place

>>37474660
A part-timer with three degrees of course. The most robotic choice IMO. Lots of on-paper shit, but fuck all of any use

>>37474639
I don't know anything about you. Your current skills, your interests, your aptitudes. But here is a list of things you could do. Please bare in mind that you will have to learn how to do these things first before you can make money, but there are hundreds of free learning resources out there for all of them. You can't just be completely unskilled and start earning money.

Pick the one you think you'll dislike least and get started.

Software architecture
Web testing + scraping
Web design and development
Programming
Graphic design
Illustration
3D rendering
Copywriting
Video animation
App development

Is Len still trapped in the void?

File: c17 (1).png (40KB, 900x623px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 900x623px

To buy: "mai" said with 3rd tone
To sell: "mai" said with 4th tone

Yes this wont be confusing when visiting China.

>>37474750
Ah you are that sad cunt who works in the supermarket

How does it feel to be the most pitiful guy on Britfeel?

>>37474768

just say yao4 by itself instead m8

>>37474768
Do you need to choose your own root note or does everyone use the same key? Also what scale do they use to speak?

>>37474768
>YOU SELL ME WAVING CAT STATUE. I BUY CAT STATUE WITH YUANS, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

>>37474812
Does't that mean "Want"

>>37474843
First tone: Flat and high
Second tone: Rising
Third tone: Down and then up
Forth tone: Down

>>37474782
>Ah you are that sad cunt who works in the supermarket
No
>How does it feel to be the most pitiful guy on Britfeel?
I have a gf and my own place so I'm going with no

>watching Jessica Jones
>Kilgrave uses his powers to get women
>instantly get horny

>>37474129
i've got a dyslexic friend and he emailed me once to tell me about an underground rave he'd been to "where everybody was taking f's and there was a bloke in the corner shooting heron".

what has this got to do with your post? nothing anon but i thought i'd share.

>>37474884
Ah sorry mate I thought you were a different guy.

>>37474873
Damn that's silly.

How the hell did they manage to make their language so painfully overcomplicated.

>>37474847

yea but if youre trying to buy something and you just say "i want X" its the same but not ambiguous... context is pretty clear anyway so it shouldnt be a real issue either way

>>37473998
>anyone who isn't a complete retard
ffs why am I always excluded from these things

>>37474911

english pronunciation is way more difficult generally though

>>37474917
>WHY YOU WANT TO SELL ME, THIS IS MY ITEM LAOWAI


>>37474911
Actually the tones exist because the language is so simple. There is only a small amount of noises that chinese make so to expand their language they just say these noises with different tones.

>>37474911
English is complicated in a different way.

Languages are all pretty complicated because they developed spontaneously.

The only simple languages are ones that were created deliberately and specifically designed to be easy to learn, like Esperanto and others.

>>37474907
No bother, we're all sad cunts in one way or another so it's fair enough

File: 1705761_1.gif (56KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 128x128px

>>37474760
Fuccckkkkkkkk oooffffffffffffffff briiiiiiitfeeeeeeeel

File: e43.jpg (244KB, 784x1019px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 784x1019px

>>37473634
great job tilde, makes me feel good you doing well and gives me no excuse to not better myself today


>>37474755
desu not the poster you replied to but I've looked into self-learning all that and I'm too much of a brainlet, it'd either take years before your at a servicable level or you'll always be too mediocre to get a career out of it. Think theres a lot of competition in a lot of that from pajeets who'll do it for cheaper, the other stuff like illutration and graphic design require passion and skill. What do you do for a living?

>>37474435
Well, to misquote Mandy Rice Davies, they WOULD say that, wouldn't they?

>>37474338
I had to do comparative religion at my CofE school and mainly learned about Jews and Sikhs.

File: quote-truth-always-rests-with-the-minority-and-the-minority-is-always-stronger-than-the-majority-soren-kierkegaard-345912.jpg (101KB, 850x400px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 850x400px

are the masses even capable of true critical thinking? people are sheep and they latch on to the socially accepted because it is easier to be part of the crowd than be an individual. people like ourselves are different because we have been ostracized by society and become a minority - giving us the freedom to think for ourselves and form our own opinion. throughout history, critical thinking has been only preserved by the elite because they lead the rest of us. if philosophy was taught, would the ideas from it not eventually become common knowledge like what has happened in the past and therefore the masses would not understand it? if people were taught to think individually, would they not be swayed by their peers to accept the norm. it seems most people dont form their own idea, they just follow what ever is accepted.

pic very related

>>37474736
>I think organised religion/Abrahamic religions should have died out with alchemy and believing in demons

well Christianity has died out, and what has replaced it? you have Islam on the one hand, and then on the other you have progressive secular western society which spends a collosal amount of money producing the surrogate religious stories of Harry Potter and Superhero movies, meanwhile believing that they're actually different to religious society of years gone by

>>37475018
*tips top hat*
*adjusts monocle*

File: blacked meme beard.jpg (102KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 350x350px

>>37475018
It's a fine point m'lad. I've felt myself succumb to groupthink in the past and it's odd how pleasurable it is. Moreso to surrender to one person though

File: train 5.png (1MB, 9016x3920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 9016x3920px

>tfw you can't draw for wank

>>37475058
why is it edgy lad? have you never agreed with something because it is the norm?

in fact, you're doing it right now by suggesting that this idea is edgy because it is not of the norm when i am simply presenting an idea

>>37474979
>Years before you're at a serviceable level

More like 2-3 months if you work on it full time.

>You'll always be too mediocre to get a career out of it

Depends what you define as a career. If you want a job in a big corporation then yeah. But if you just want to make a couple of grand a month to live on, then no way.

>Pajeets who do it for cheaper

They are shit. Honestly. If you want to do something that requires actual skill, then there will always be clients who'll choose you over a third-worldster, either because they've had a bad experience or because they'd rather communicate with a native english speaker. And all you need are 2-3 regular clients to make a living.

>Passion and skill

All these things require skill. You say it like it's something you are born with. Intelligence + focused work = skill.

Having said that, some things are quicker to pick up than others. If you can't already draw I wouldn't advise trying to become an illustrator - although I am sure it's possible, it would just take longer.

>What do you do for a living?

I'm a direct response copywriter. I make about 2-3 grand a month working 20 hour weeks. It's a good balance between being a NEET who is always short on cash, and being a wagie who is always short on time.

File: 1459206166328.jpg (9KB, 302x225px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 302x225px

>>37473634
I don't want to lead this sort of life anymore lads.

>>37475018
We are the masses

>>37475148
perhaps you are, pal

Got invited to a beach party with about 100 people. I only know about 20 there, is it worth going

>>37474873
How the fuck can you fit "down and then up" into a three letter word? It's not fucking long enough, that's stupid.

>>37475159
Yeah definitely. That's a really good ratio.

>>37475164
you elongate it

"maaaaai"

anyone else voting labour?

>>37474873
how is there a significant different between rising and down and then up?

surely they get confused a lot?

>>37475148
and would you agree that the ideas expressed here are of a minority?

masses just means most people of a society

>>37474891
Thank you. Due to your comment, plus the other four replies I got earlier, I've convinced myself to buy it on Monday morning. Good taste be damned, I NEED a stuffed heron in my life.

>>37475200
yes, my step mum who thinks whites need to be punished with immigration for colonialism

>>37475156
Are you calling me fat?
>>37475214
Yes but most people here are idiots

>>37475164

you can have tones on single vowels m8.. the length doesn't matter

>>37475200

Yeah, I always vote for whoever I think will be most entertaining when in power.

File: e5.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>37475138
fair enough, thanks for the good response

I think you might be right, tried learning programming before but it was so mind numbing I gave up, don't think I'd be able to make a living doing it without jumping in front of a train. don't have the maths or brain to do 3d rendering or video animation and stuff like that

how'd you get into copywriting? I still don't understand what copywriters actually do

>>37475205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgHelJXrBzM

>>37475189

he has a point though.. when people are speaking fast in chinese the tones actually change quite a lot. 3rd tone just becomes low and doesn't rise etc

>>37474626
awwwww

bless

>>37475253
>maths to do 3d rendering or video animation

From my understanding there is no maths skills necessary to do either of those.

Got into copywriting because I was sick of being NEET.

It's writing stuff that is intended to convince people to buy things.

>>37475238
>Yes but most people here are idiots

smarter than the average person lad. people here provide a better convo than on any other site i use and most people i know of in real life

>today was the longest i've gone without using my computer for a long time

How many of you would say that the last thing you think before sleep is "I hope I don't wake up"?

>>37475095
It's better than I could do anon.

>>37475353
I say it most nights but some nights I just hope it gets better.

>>37475353
I've thought it several times but more common for me is:
>I'm at exhaustion. There's no more I can do. If they come for me in the night at least it will be over.

>>37475267
what a silly language

having an inflection in english to denote a question is a good solid choice for a language, but don't be daft and expect me to watch how I say every fucking syllable so I'm not embarrassing myself by asking for totally different things based on a bloody tone

it's like a bad joke