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>>37504773
I wish it were true dog.

Chad doesn't play instruments.
Chad is a Dj

>>37504773
It's not the 80's anymore, playing an instrument these days isn't notable and being in a band won't make you cool

t. plays guitar and bass and been in bands

i need to know badly i dont want to die yet

Don't see why it would. I'm no nutritional expert but it looks like you're at least getting some nutrients from the V8. You're going to be skinny and sick as fuck though eventually.

>>37504757
Yes. If this is about losing weight just go on a fucking run dude.

lmao today on chaturbate

>>37504755
girl was taking out a huge cock then it just got away

>>37504733
'snot my thing. I like pee and runny noses

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just tryna bait out 1 reply i wanna see what someone says

maybe i try /adv/

>>37504724
gooky gookers

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another problem is that everyone in the world is having sex all around me every day and that existence is already superseding everything else you could possibly do on your own

its all you see is sex related stuff online too. everywhere.

so how do i survive in this world and not go crazy

covfefe original

>>37504660
i've been thinking the same thing

So long as we find new eays to word things and make tactical typos we should be goode for a while.

Hannah, friend of my ex, i fucked it up

>>37504692
how did you fuck it up famicom?

>>37504641

Of course not because I'm not a filthy normie

It's a crying shame that the show didn't focus more on him. Polnareff was a likable character until he hijacked the show and they played up his stupidity all the time. Fuck that prick Dio for killing best boy

>>37504603
Part 3, not so good

I'm so tired guys. Just so tired of it all. It's pointless isn't it?

>>37504564
thanks for the daily dose, doc

oregano

>>37504564
Yes, but only so I can feel what it feels like to get fucked by a thick sweaty cock with my ass in the air and my face in my pillow

>>37504564
>Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
yeah...

>Cut men, are you jealous?

No.

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>>37504479
You should be. Foreskins are wonderful. They're silky smooth and warm and fun to play with.

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Male genital mutilation should be a crime! Circumcised men are incomplete!

Be happy you've held hands before?

>>37504282
>What do you do when you're a 19yo kv neet that spends all his time on 4chan, has no friends, money, car and has DPDR disorder + major depression?

1.) Learn Japanese
2.) Immediately apply to japanese university before you turn age 21
3.) Move to Japan and get bachelor's degree

Do you have a high school degree?

>>37504282
kys obv

>>37504169
Old old Normans probably don't know what this is, or they might assume it's a F B like site.

The answer is no. If you can't admit to doing something, you probably shouldn't be doing it

Just say reddit and bring it up as if it were. Everything you say is registered.

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>someone asked me what sites i frequent
>I momentarily forgot that 4chan was taboo or some shit
>he hasn't talked to me since

I've had a dream multiple where I'm wandering through a big city where like every shop has its door open, maybe it's a fair or something, and there are crowds of people doing shit, and I'm wandering through and I really want to join one of the crowds but there are so many I can't decide and ultimately never stop at me.

yes I had 4 dreams today, that is I woke up from a dream, pissed, fell asleep again and dreamed, 4 times in a row.
Also I record the majority of my dreams.
I love my dreams but most of them are pretty shameful, like public masturbation, crossdressing, gender bending, etc.

>>37504360
sometimes i have dreams where I'm getting cucked

You could, if you bothered building a social circle and asking women out.

>>37504017
doesnt work

i have tried

>>37504040
You gave up too soon.

>>37503963
>depression
They used to be normal and happy but something happened in there that made them that way
>anxiety
Don't fucking know here, probably the bitch is a gold digger or is some kind of researcher

>>37503963
From personal experience, they don't.

>>37503963
either really lucky or just meme depression n anxiety

>>37503930
I lost my oneitis to someone else. Sometimes she comes back, but she's ruined forever now. It's been 2 or 3 years since I found out and I still cry to this very day

Multiple people have hit on me but none were serious. They just wanted one night stands. There's this other grill that I could get serious with but I don't like her as much as the one.

>go to friend's house to drink
>let's call them Joe, Bob, and Tim
>Tim brings a girl over who we've met before
>she is mostly cuddling with Tim, but is physically flirty with everyone, particularly Joe, to the point that it's really awkward for Tim
>Joe, Bob, and the girl are texting and laughing, pretty clear they're talking to each other
>at some point I'm alone with Tim and he basically tells me he feels like complete shit
>I catch Joe alone and he asks if I can keep a secret and says that the girl asked him and Bob to do her at once, and that they want to get Tim to fall asleep
>I am kind of like "uhhh well he just me he felt like shit etc" to try to imply maybe he shouldn't do this to his friend
>Joe just says "oh well he deserves better than this trash anyway"
>Tim doesn't go to sleep and the girl eventually leaves and everyone starts going off to sleep, and I leave in the morning

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>>37503930
I've fallen for this girl I'm sexting. She has a bf and has told me she doesn't like enough to date me. So I just messaged her saying we should stop and she hasn't replied yet and I'm incredibly anxious atm.